Super Smash Brothers Brawl in a Bar

Super Smash Brothers Brawl in a Bar

This was a chapter I wrote and never put up and it doesn't exactly work well into my story. It is like a hidden chapter. Be warned this chapter is not the most child friendly

Okay it's Mario's man baby shower. They thought it was unfair that women get to have one only. So they wnted to have a man one. So they went to the bar for some fun.

Karl: I win again. 10 shots of hard whiskey

Luigi: How does he do Crash. He is the only one still sober

Crash: Easy only one think makes him drunk! A 72 willies scotch. It will make him drunk just by the tiniest sip.

Meanwhile

Link: You know I hate Zelda

Ike: Why

Link: I save her and get nothing. Look Mario and peach are married

Ike: Link your drunk. Put down the White Russian

Link: I gona just punch the heck out of Gannondorf

Ike: That is crazy

Link: I don't care. I don't even want this stupid sword

Link punches Gannondorf in the face. He gets mad and transforms to Gannon. He then tosses link into another part of the bar.

Gannon: Fools I am master of them all

Then Bowser comes in

Bowser: I am twenty times stronger than you

Gannon: Plumbers beat you!

Bowser: I'll take you on

He transforms into Giga Bowser. The two begin fighting like crazy.

DDD: Hey I'm the king here

He joins the Brawl and it becomes a three man free for all. Time for some new comers to join the party while it's still hot.

Pacman: Hey what are you guys doing to my bar

Kirby: We are ruining it

Pacman: Time for some but kicking. Woka Woka Woka Woka

Newcomer Pacman

Crash: I hate this game. Mega man sucks

Mega Man: SO, Crash of the Titans was horrible.

Crash: You are so dead.

Newcomer Crash Bandicoot

Newcomer Mega Man

Crash: Wimp you got a gun

Mega Man: You got a stupid under hand sword

Crash Looks down and sees he is holding a sword.

Crash: Hey this is not my sword! This is . . . Uh oh

Inynasha: Hey give me back my sword

Crash tosses the sword on Link's head, and then pulls out his real sword.

Crash: That was a piece of junk

Inynasha: Why you…

They begin a sword fight while Mega Man continues to shoot crash

Newcomer Inynasha

Crash: Karl I need a wing man

He hands Karl a scotch.

Karl: Party time

Karl drinks it then plunges into a battle.

Eco Bandicoot Master, Karl Bandicoot, Joins the Brawl

Kirby is still fighting Packman but he has a secret weapon

Kirby: Lets see how you taste

He sucks him up and turns into pack Kirby.

Kirby: Look a ghost

Boo: Lets bogie

Newcomer B… No wait

Kirby: Woka Woka Woka

Boo: No

He eats Boo and then a pair of floating pair eyeballs walk out the bar.

Luigi: You take all the credit I'm the hero

Mario: Calm down man

Luigi: I'm sick of you

He pushes Mario out the stairs

Mario: You are dead

He flys back up using his raccoon powers

Luigi: Your moves are older than you are

He uses his cape powers and the two join the party

Sonic: Will you just die Shadow

Shadow: SHUT UP

Newcomer Shadow

They use the emeralds to fight each other as super forms.

Karl: Back to the Internet

Mega man: No!!

He chops Mega Man in half and then he goes back to the Internet

??: Hope you aren't tired yet Karl

Karl: The real question is weather to you swords or hands

Blu: How about both

He turns super sonic using one emerald and Karl turns in to the white and black super bandicoot. The two of them fly around the bar and every time they collide they create sparks of energy.

The amazing Ray "Blu" Latimer joins the brawl (more information about him in the "Chapter 10 Extravaganza")

Crash gets tired of fighting Inynasha so he makes him fight Cloud

Cloud from Final Fantasy joins the brawl!

Crash: Father and son tag team

Crash turns super bandicoot and helps Karl fight Ray and Sonic

Sonic: Let show them a real battle son

Ray: Right dad!

The four of them fly around the bar racing and fighting.

Kurt: I want in on this

Kurt Cobain from Nirvana joins the brawl.

Kurt pulls out a shotgun and begins to shoot Pit

Pit: Hey you maniac your not even Nintendo

Kurt: So your games suck! There were only five of your games. Hey is that a rabbit!

Next to Pit is a rabbit from Rayman

A raving rabbit joins the brawl

The rabbit screams in terror as Rayman shows up

Rayman joins the brawl

Kurt: That is the only thing worse than you

Pit: Lets get them

Back to Mario and Luigi

Luigi: Say that I am better than you

Mario: Yo mama

Luigi: We both have the same mom idiot

The two begin punching each other

Link: I hate my sword

He pulls out a Tommy gun

Link: Eat lead

He begins chasing any he doesn't like.

Fox: Now this is a party

Karl: Well if it isn't Fox

Fox: Commander what is going on here? I should demote you for this.

Karl: You're just mad you were not invited to the Brawl

Fox pulls out his blaster.

Fox: Commander you're drunk I am taking you in.

Karl pulls out his assault riffle, which is three times bigger than Fox's blaster.

Karl: You know I am better than you

The two begin a hand to hand battle while they still manage to use their guns every once in a while.

Falco: I'm coming to help you Fox.

Blu: Well if it isn't Falco. I still owe you a former battle my old partner. Hey if Karl is fighting your partner. Than it is fate that I battle you.

The two go head to head attack and defending. Using weapons they can get a clear shot.

With Kurt

Dan: Kurt Cobain, Can I have your autograph

Tristan: Sign my I pod

Kurt: How about a free trip to the hospital

He shoots them both in the shoulder

Tristan: Wow thanks

Kurt: Oh no only one bullet left.

He shoots himself in the head.

Mario: I hate you

He uses a mega mushroom and grows taller than the Bar. He ten steps on it and turns back to normal.

The next morning

Some how everyone is okay and they all wake up after the drunkenness fades away. Only Karl and Mario remember that party. And they only have one thing to say

Karl and Mario: LETS DO THAT AGAIN

THE END