Oh great I lost a bet with my sister. So she wants me to make this a romantic chapter. I will try and add as much humor as I can! So you can expect some insanity! But don't expect any bar fights. Also some of my material used for this came from a dragon ball two Z stories.
One day Karl woke up after a dream. He than had an epiphany, he had never done anything for the baby with his wife. So he snuck down to the Phone.
Karl: Fox I need a day off
Fox: What's up
Karl: Wife day!
Fox: Right, the day you stuff with her cause you never have time to
Karl: Exactly
Fox: Not surprised! I made a promise after my son was born not to step into battle.
Karl: And you broke it.
Fox: HEY IF I DIDN'T THE WORLD WOULD HAVE BLOWN UP
Karl: Sorry
Fox: Anyway I remember days were we got out and did stuff. We even went to Coney Island.
Karl: Well I'm going to do better.
Fox: Take your best shot.
Karl: Looks like a challenge!
BOTH: Test for the ultimate husband!
Karl: Well I'm going to cook breakfast.
Karl made her favorite breakfast. It is non other than pie. I mean seriously who doesn't like pie. Plus it wasn't apple or cherry it was Wampa. So he put it on a tray a carried it to her up stairs.
Things Go Not As Planned
Karl: Hello? Hey where is she
Holding the pie and two cups of coffee on a tray he entered the room to find her missing. He then heard sounds from the bathroom.
Karl: Is she okay
He walks over and puts his head on the door. But it opens and he falls over while holding the food. He spills the coffee on himself but manages to save the pie. But Crash comes out of nowhere and grabs it.
Crash: Thank you
Karl: What are you doing here?
Crash: I'm a cameo
He runs out the door then disappears
Krystal: How did he do that?
Karl: He is just a cameo! He is just there for that moment then is out of the scene.
Krystal: Okay? Hey do you realize you spilled hot coffee on your pants.
Karl: I do now
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
After a few ice bags later he blind folded her and brought her to a mysterious location
Krystal: Where are we
Karl: Okay look
She looked up see a huge hotel called Nova Suites.
Krystal: How did you get a reservation to the Nova?
Karl: You will see inside
They step in to see Crash, Crunch, and Benjamin all standing at the door.
Crash: So you came after all
Krystal: What's going on here?
Tawna: Lela and me got them in
Lela and Tawna walk over in two white uniforms and a chef garb.
Lela: You are talking to the new head chef's of Nova Suites.
Karl: That is awesome.
Tawna: So run wild and have fun you two.
Krystal and Karl walk off into the hotel.
Krystal: Lets get a spa treatment
Karl: Well okay, But if they touch my feet or tail I may lose it.
They got a massage and a Krystal forced Karl to get a facial
Krystal: How is your avocado Mask
Karl: Delicious
Krystal looks over at Karl who is using Tostitos chips to scoop the mask off his face. Then he ate it.
Karl: I wonder if they have a cheese facial scrub.
They both laughed. Then some women came into do their feet.
Karl: Wait…no!
The people started to massage the bottom of Karl's feet
Karl: That's enough
Krystal: It is not so bad
Karl: I can't take it much longer!
The person went to get more lotion just as Karl shot out an energy blast from his hand.
Krystal: Careful! You could hurt someone
Karl: My feet are sensitive!
The person then came back and saw Karl's bushy wolf like tail. She then grabbed it and began to comb it. Karl's eyes began to glow red.
Karl: Krystal make her stop before I attack
Krystal: More water please!
She then left. Karl then fluffed his tale back to normal. They then left. They reached a room Lela had rented it for them to relax. There also was a flyer on the table placed by Tawna.
Krystal: I AM NOT GOING TO IT
Karl: Hey it might help. Besides you made my get my feet done. I want revenge
He dragged her out of the room and into the yoga studio.
Krystal: Why did your mom want us Lamaze classes any way?
Karl: Well you know my mom!
Krystal sat down very clumsily while Karl flipped over and landed with his legs crossed.
Krystal: Show off
Karl begins to laugh. They spent the whole time learning breathing exercises.
Krystal: What is the whole point of this.
Karl: Breathing relives stress and pain. It regulates the chi
Krystal: Okay master fungi
Karl: Hey it works for me.
Krystal: Whatever
After that they went to the dining room to meet everyone for lunch.
Benjamin: Hey Crash here's the gravy.
Crash grabs it but spill some on the floor.
Crash: Not my problem
Karl and Krystal walk in the room but Krystal slipped on the gravy
Krystal: WHOAH!!
Karl grabs her before she falls on her back.
Karl: Dad you slob, pick some thing up if you dropped idiot.
Crash: Sorry Karl
Karl: What happen if she fell and hurt the baby
Krystal: I'm okay; I just hate being this huge. I'm surprised you still love me when I'm this ugly
Karl: I always love you even if you're huge.
Benjamin, Crash, and Crunch begin to chuckle for they had each said the same thing to their wives when they were pregnant. Their head has never been the same
Krystal: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME
Karl: But…
Krystal: THIS YOUR FAULT I AM EVEN THIS WAY! YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!
Karl: But…
Krystal: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO SLEEP ON A WATERMELON AND HAVE TWO CANTOLOPES FOR A CHEST!
Karl: But…
Krystal: MY FEET ARE SO SORE THEY ARE THE SIZE OF KENTUCKY! SO THE LAST THING YOU WANT TO DO IS CALL ME HUGE!!
She takes the frying pan Tawna had. Then smacked Karl over the head with it, and he falls on the floor
Tawna: He has a thicker head then his father he actually left it dented.
Crash, Benjamin, and Crunch are laughing their heads off.
Crash: Well Karl, welcome to the club.
Crunch: But leaving a dent in the pan. That is a new record.
HAHA KARL GOT IT BAD! I WOULD WRITE MORE BUT I GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO.
