Hey Guys You Ready for some Action! You see when we left the crew they were in a hotel, (It was too romantic and made me sick) but nothing like a little zombie madness to stir things up. Also how about two new characters, and a new bar fight on the way. This should make up for that last chapter!
Karl was mad about the frying pan incident so right there in the middle of the dinning room they burst out into a fight. They just started yelling at each other.
Krystal: You don't know what it is like to be me
Karl: You don't know what it is like to be boss around by you!
He picks up a beer and drinks it in front of her.
Krystal: No drinking.
Karl: You're just mad that you can't drink. Besides I cant get drunk remember! This isn't scotch
Krystal: I hate you
Karl: Then why did I marry you? Oh wait you weren't Fat!
Everybody leaves, as the two get louder. Benjamin and Aku are standing at the hotel door staring at the sky.
Benjamin: Some thing is not right
Crash: What
Crunch: Maybe that army of zombie mutants
Benjamin: Yeah!
All three: ZOMBIES
Karl: Oh No! Get the girls to somewhere safe.
Crash: Karl are you okay
Karl: I gave you an order go now!
Crash: Right
They send the girls to the hotel basement.
Karl: We got to get on the roof the zombies are coming.
The four bandicoots get on the roof. Then they see a black Chevy Camero and a white motorcycle coming towards them
Karl: I was wondering when they would show up
The motorcycle goes off a jump and land on the roof. A grey bandicoot in sunglasses and a black cloak gets out of the car and flies onto the roof using hover boots.
Karl: Well we may get paid after all.
The guy on the bike is a black and white hedgehog wearing the same outfit as his partner.
Ean: Well I never thought this day would come.
Dee: Yeah! The mercenaries are back in business.
Crash: You know these guys
Karl: Well I never told you or mom but I…well… used to be a mercenary, These guys were my partners.
Crash: What
Karl: The zombies are after us three because we foiled there bosses plans.
Dee: My name is Dan "DeeDeeDee" Cobain. (The bandicoot)
Ean: I am Ean Fenton McHalo the third. (The hedgehog)
Crash: Why were you a Mercenary?
Karl: Well we worked for this guy called the Alcamist. But then he didn't pay us so we destroyed his lab and empire. I guess he wants revenge now. So he sent zombies to kill us
Crash: Say that again
Dee: Maybe the song of what happened is easier.
Ean and Dan: (singing) OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Karl: (singing) Sucker tried to play and he didn't pay me NEVER
Ean and Dan: (singing) OH NO YOU DIDN'T
Karl: (singing) Pay back is coming and you'll be running FOREVER
Ean and Dan: (singing) OH NO YOU DIDN'T
Karl: (singing) Until I get my vengeance I will never end this mayhem
Ean and Dan: (singing) OH NO YOU DIDN'T
Karl: (singing) I'm a mercenary you don't have a prayer you owe meeee
Ean and Dan: (singing) OH NO YOU DIDN'T
Crash: It is much clearer now. Just where did the music come from?
Benjamin: Sorry had my boom box on.
Karl: I wonder where is the Alcamist anyway?
Ean: Most likely he is somewhere in this building. The basement is best place for him to cast spells
Crash starts shaking
Karl: What's wrong dad
Crash: Well I told the girls to go to the Basement for protection.
Karl: Okay here is the plan, we fight our way through the endless enemies, make our way to the Basement, stop the Alcamist, and save the girls.
Dee: That sounds like some kind level in Halo 3
Karl: So what if it is! Lets get busy.
They check their weapons to see what they can use.
Ean: I got two pistols and a switchblade.
Dee: I got a shoty and a sniper.
Karl: I got my sacred blade and G assault riffle.
Crash: Under hand sword and F assault riffle
Crunch: Spiked gloves and E assault riffle
Benjamin: Samurai sword and D assault riffle
Aku: I'm going to hide in Crash's pocket as always
Crash: Wimp
Karl: I'm going to bust down the door then we storm in. We have 100 floors of doom to go through.
He breaks the door and they run in.
Crunch: That is nasty.
Five floors down they run into some bodies of the hotel guest who did not make it out alive.
Karl: Keep moving what ever did that can't be two far.
They run into a hallway filled with zombies
Karl: Don't let them touch you they're mutants.
Benjamin: Here comes a battle
Half the gang starts shooting while Karl and Ean go in and do some chopping.
Karl: Ean behind you!
In a flash of light Ean unleashes 1000 sword strikes destroying all the zombies around him.
Ean: I learned some new moves since we last met.
Karl: so have I
He makes a blue ball of energy in his hands.
Karl: SPIRIT GRENADE
He throws it into a crowd of zombies. It pushes them all back then 10 feet then explodes.
Karl: That had more kick than I thought
Ean: You have improved on energy moves.
Karl: Well I had ten years to improve.
They finish up the incoming troops and continue moving.
Dee: According to my blue prints this staircase moves down 20 floors.
Ean: Let's move!
Five floors down they run into some zombies coming up the stairs
Dee: Don't let them advance!
They try to shoot the zombies but no matter how many they destroy five show up in its place.
Karl: Stand back.
He inhales and then puts his hands out in front of him. Then a ball of energy forms in between his hands.
Crash: Move up he is going to pull one of his crazy dragon ball Z like moves.
Karl: Meto…
The zombies move closer
Karl: Sako…
The zombies are five feet in front of him
Crash: KARL DO IT NOW!!
Karl: HAAAAAAAAAA!!
A huge beam of energy comes out of the ball and literally vaporizes all of the zombies. And since they are boxed in a staircase they are trapped and cant run from the beam.
Ean: That energy was amazing.
Karl: But the beam weakened the staircase.
They hear cracking noises and the stairs behind them start to crumble
Benjamin: RUN FOR IT!!
They try to out run the crumbling staircase but the whole thing goes down with them on it.
The whole group: AHHHHHHH
They wake up to find themselves in some dark pit.
Ean: Every body here
All + a zombie: Yeah
All: ZOMBIE
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Crash: Where's my son
Ean: Karl where are you?!
Karl: over here!!
Crash: I think I heard him.
They find him but a long piece of metal was sticking out of his arm.
Crash: Okay this may hurt a bit son.
He pulls it out. Ean pulls out a small purple crystal. He presses it on Karl's arm and then it stops bleeding. He then wraps a cloth on it.
Karl: So you kept the present I gave you
Ean: Yeah
Dee: We didn't like that you left us without saying goodbye
Ean: But we are still your friends.
They help him up and find his weapons.
Ean: It is very dark up a head, everyone put on your night vision goggles.
Dee: Okay somehow survived that fall
Karl: It could not have been that bad
Dee: The staircase destroyed any thing below it and kept falling. We are now on the 60th floor.
Crash: We fell 40 stories
All: Eh, had worse falls then that.
As they moved through the dark tunnel the mercenaries had time to find out what each other has been doing.
Ean: Well Dan and I basically work for hire Instead of just work for the one person. We are our own agency and don't need the Alcamist telling us who to go after. We also work in a car dealer ship.
Karl: Really
Ean: It is some really big company. The guy who owns it looks like your dad.
Crash: So that is what he has been up to
Dee: Who
Crash: The guy who owns the place. Is his name Fake C. Bandicoot?
Ean: Yeah
Crash: He is my clone; his real name is Fake Crash Bandicoot.
Ean: Cool. So what have you been up to Karl?
Karl: Well went back to the army, got promoted, got married,
Ean: Yeah, every one knows about king Bandicoot.
Karl: Well no one knows about prince Bandicoot.
Ean: You have a son?
Karl: Will have a son.
Dee: We got to teach his children how to be a mercenary.
Karl: Baby with a gun
They reach a point where there are more zombies than countable.
Karl: Okay we are going to run as fast as we can through them.
Ean: Wont they see us
Dee: It's too dark, they wont see us with out goggles.
Karl: Right! So every body go...now!!
They run through the zombies and make it to the other side
Dee: Every body here
Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
Here
Dee: Wait didn't we only have six people?
Zombie: Brains! Give me your Brain!!
All: Oh SHIT!!
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Karl: That was a close one
They go down 19 stories and reach the dinning room and find Krystal there
Krystal: So you tried to get rid of me by sending me away
Karl: So you still want to fight?
Krystal: YESSS I'M REALLY PISSED OFF IDIOT
Karl: Guys go ahead with out me
They leave the two alone and head for the Basement.
Crunch: Well I'm glad I'm not Karl, cause Krystal is worse than one thousand alcamist
Alcamist: Oh Really
They find the girls chained up on the wall
Crash: We got to save them
They plunge into battle with the Alcamist
Meanwhile
Karl and Krystal are still fighting. They are being surrounded by zombies. But they are to busy to notice.
Karl: Women listen to me, hold on
He turns around and punches a few of the zombies
Karl: I always try to be perfect for you, and when I mess up once you slap me with a freaking pan.
Continues to fight zombies
Krystal: Boy you don't realize that half of the stuff you say is offensive hold on...
She picks up Karl's Assault Riffle and Takes out some Zombies with head shots
Karl: Well you know one thing
Krystal: What
Karl: You are so damn sexy when you are mad
Krystal: Really.
The run up and Kiss each other and then Get rid of all the zombies
Karl: I mean really the way you handle a gun is crazy
Krystal: Well that is not the only thing I can Handle well, if you know what I mean
Okay this is getting well not for a rated teen story. So why don't I go back to The People in the Basement
Ean: Dan watch where your shooting.
Dan: It is not that easy start gunning these guys insted of using that stupid sword.
They are fighting clones of the Alcamist who uses spells to fight them
Alcamist: Fire Blast
They dodge it in time
Ean: That one, that is the real alcamist
Dee: How do you know
Ean: He is the only one wearing a necklace
They trap him and realize he is wearing a mask. They take it off to reaveal a skull with a purple crystal in its head
Ean: He is dead?
Alcamist: More like cursed. This stone in my head allows me to live among the living, you may have stopped me now but you have never realized that the whole time you have been in this building I have been draining you energy. With the energy I have collected I will cast a spell to end the Earth
He cast his final spell and the hotel starts shaking
Benjamin: Wait we can still save the world
Dee: How?
Benjamin: The energy is stored in the hotel
Ean: If we destroy the hotel our energy will be returned to all of us.
Crunch: So I guess bringing a plasma grenade will help after all
Dee: We will need more than one
Ean: I have one on my bike
Crunch: We will light this one and unchain the Girls, You guys get to the roof
Crash: I hot wired the the elevator
Ean and Dee Jump In the elevator. It is covered in dead bodies and blood
Ean: I wonder what did that
Dee: That zombie
Both: ZOMBIE
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When they reach the Dinning room they come out of the elevator covered in blood
Karl: You Guys look messed up
Ean: And you are in underwear
Dee: White underwear with girly red hearts
Karl: Uh well it's a long story
Dee: Woah look at all those destroyed zombies, you were busy
Karl: Well busy is one way to describe it
Dan: You had sex didn't you
Karl: Yeah! Make up sex is the best kind
Dee: Okay! (I so need a wife)
Krystal walks out from the Kitchen in a lingerie dress eating a carrot
Krystal: Ehh, what's up doc?
Dee: Okay! (I SO NEED A WIFE)
Dee: we are getting out of here so If you two could get into the elevator
Krystal: Sure
Karl: where is my pants?
Krystal: It's on that zombie
Karl: He can keep it, he makes it look stylish
They walk into the elevator
Karl: Oh yeah guys this Is my wife Krystal, I never introduced you
Dee: I'm Dan
Ean: I'm Ean
Krystal: Nice to meet you
Dan:(Wow Karl's wife is hot, huh I thought he would marry someone uglier than him)
Ean: ( I wonder if they will break up, cause she totally has my name on her)
Karl punches both of them
Karl: I CAN READ MINDS!!
Dan and Ean: We cant help it she is hot
Krystal: What
Karl: Nothing honey
Karl: (whispering to Dan and Ean) I know I am so lucky
Krystal: Yes you are, I have advance hearing
Karl: Right I have your powers, you have mine
They reach the top of the Hotel
Dan: Why is my car up here?
Karl: Yeah, a bunch of zombies threw it up here
Dan: I hope it doesn't smell like rotting flesh
Ean grabs the grenade
Ean:Okay We have 00:52 to exit the building, then both grenades will go off.
Karl: You're holding it upside down.
Ean: Oops we have 25 seconds to get off the building, 25 SECONDS
Dan: WE LEAVE NOW
Karl carries Krystal in to Dan's car and Ean hops on his bike
Karl: What are we going to dooooooooooooooooooooo
Dan and Ean drive off the building
Karl: DAN YOU IDIOT!
Dan: Hey take that back or I won't save our lives
Karl: I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK!!
Dan presses a button and two boosters shot them back in the air at 100 mph. The same thing happens to Ean's motorcycle
Ean: YEAHHHHHHHHHH!
Dan: THIS IS AWESOME!!
Karl: Do you guys have any seatbelts so I strap Krystal in?
Krystal: I Can protect myself
Karl: Yeah ,well you're carrying my child and I'm not letting anyone die today
Krystal: Yeah but...
Karl: I know you can do alot but it would kill me if anything happend to you
Dan: Yeah, um sorry to break up the love fest, BUT WE'RE GOING TO HIT THE GROUND NOW!!
Karl: BRACE YOURSELVES!!
The car and motorcycle hit the ground, but everyone is okay...mostly
Ean: I'M GOING TO FEEL THAT TOMORROW
The rest of the gang franticly run out of the building It then explodes and the shockwave sent them flying over by the car
Crunch: Ow, Mommy I don't want to go to school today I want to practice my knitting
Benjamin: CRUNCH GET OFF OF ME
Crunch: Sorry!
Karl: well you at least you guys did not fly off a 100 story building in a car driven by a maniac
Dan: Hey, well I guess that is better than idiot
Benjamin: Hey karl where are your pants
Karl: Long story
Crash: Thats my boy, gets his wife pregnant and still goes back for more
Karl: Very funny dad! SO ...um... you know we just blew up one of the most expensive hotels in the world
Dan: We better leave before we get sued
Ean: What about the bill for this place?
Karl: I will send it to Fox, what is the worse he could do
Some where else
Fox: Junk mail,fan mail, Oh Play Fox, Bill
He looks at the bill
Fox: WHAT... I NEVER HAVE EVEN BEEN TO THAT HOTEL, I AM NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS CHAPTER!!
The End.
ANOTHER MIRACLE WRITTEN BY KINCIN THE GREAT.
FOR DAN AND EAN MY TWO FAVORITE MERCENARIES AND FRIENDS