I am going to say this plain and simple. WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF CHAPTERS!! This story was only made to be twenty chapters. But because of the new bar fight and two new characters I'm running late. I will have to merge two chapters into one. Get ready this going to be wild.
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Okay I'm back in control and ready to go! I just need a moment of silence to start……………………………………………………………… AND WE KEEP IT MOVING. Also props to Rihanna and Ti for the sweet song used her. Yes song in chapter. I am Listening while I am typing right now. So try and make it through the whole song. If not just skip to the off stage part then the last numa.
It was late at night and the mercenaries have arrived at the gates. The two had to drag Karl because he was well he was under, under the influence. He was knocked out completely. Ishmael came and brought them coffee to wake him up. Dan took the coffee and spilled it on his pants.
Karl: Owww
Karl them immediately vomited in a bucket.
Ean: What's wrong with him, he cant be that wasted.
Ishmael: Well did he have anything besides scotch
Ean: four beers, six shots of whiskey, and a banana cooler he stole from Donkey Kong.
Ishmael: Karl may not get drunk but can still be affected by alcohol. It is the whiskey that triggers the alcohol in his body.
Dan: What
Ean: Oh I get it. Karl is a piece of paper. You poor gasoline or in this case alcoholic drinks, it is harmless. But you put a match on that sucker the whole thing goes sky high. The whiskey is his match that sets of the whole thing.
Dan: I get it now but why would you want to poor gas on paper.
Ean: It was an example idiot
Dan: So he is pukeing because he is trying to get rid of everything he drunk.
Ishmael: Right
Karl finishes and rolls over on his back
Dan: That is a ten-gallon bucket and he filled it up.
Ean: There are even eggs in it from breakfast, and corn.
Karl: I never want to drink again…for the rest of tonight. What happened to me I in so much pain? I feel like Krystal after she has morning sickness. Oh crap when she sees me like this I'm dead. What time is it anyway.
Dan: Three thirty in the morning.
Ean: Can you turn invisible like you always do.
Karl: I'll try…I feel something am I invisible
Dan: No try harder
Karl: I feel something…BLEEECHK
He vomited on them.
Karl: Wait I think…
Dan: No don't
Ean: Stop you cant
Karl: BLEECHK!!
He vomited on them again and finally turned invisible.
Dan: I got corn on me
Ean: This is wrong man
Karl walked to his and Krystal's room. He got changed and got in bed next to her. Then he realized he was dead. She had his powers, strength, flight, and sensing abilities. She heard him out side, and she smelled his heavy sent of Alcohol. She woke up yelled at him and kicked him out. He went to his uncle Crunch's house and his dad was there as if he was expecting him.
Crash: When they told me about the bar incident I know your wife kicked you out.
Karl: She wasn't mad when I came home drunk before.
Crash: Was she pregnant then
Karl: Your point is
Crash: The baby is due any day and she expects you to be more responsible
Karl: This is coming from the guy who takes a three month old on a mission to stop a crazy scientist.
Crash: I could not get a baby sitter.
Karl: Anyway I need to sleep; I am wasted for the last time I guess
Crash: That's the adult attitude. Hey the baby shower is tomorrow right.
Karl: Yeah
The next morning Crash, Karl, Benjamin, and Crunch went to the castle to set up for the party. When they got to the castle Karl opened the main door and a bucket fell on him. It was the bucket of vomit from yesterday.
Karl: Who did this
Ean pointed at Dan. Then karl super kicked him in the face.
Dan: Hey Ean it was your Idea
Ean: Well I pointed at you so ha
It was a party for three hundred people. As Karl said "It is not every day that a prince is born. So why not celebrate!" They had set up the stage and the streamers. They fixed the tables and set every thing up in the garden of the castle. Then they got bad news.
Karl: What do you mean that the kitchen is understaffed.
Ishmael: We need four people.
Karl looks around
Karl: Ean, Dan Blu, get some aprons we got work to do.
The four of them when to the kitchen and started cooking, thought it wasn't easy. Dan had to broil some steak so he put it in a pot, dropped in a plasma grenade, and coverd it.
Karl: Let me taste that
He cuts a piece of it.
Karl: That is delicious
Dan: It was one of my flavor grenades, gives food an explosive kick
He walks over to Ean and Blu chopping fish.
Ean: Pull.
Blu pressed a button and the two fish went flying. Then the both cut them in half with their blades.
Karl: The legendary clear-cut challenge right?
Blu: Right just like on TV
Ean: I never got to see who won that show. The last event was cutting through steel in one slice right? It was between Isuke Morimoto and some rouge called the black night who wears a mask.
Karl: Yeah. I will give you a hint.
He pulls out his sword and slices a steel cabined in to pieces. In one swing it was massacred. As he walks away Ean looks at Karl's back and sees a gold belt under his shirt with a platinum sword. He sees was able to read these letters on it
T...E…B…A…C…K…K…N…I…G…H…
Ean: Oh my gawd!
They finish all the work and the Party starts. There are few speeches made, some congratulations said, some people who even were excited. Then Luigi got up on stage. He had an act for entertainment. He started singing.
Luigi: Ooh Marioa hi, Ooh Marioa ho, Ooh Marioa hey, Ooh Marioa haha
Karl ran up and stopped him.
Karl: Hey no numa numa… unless
Music starts playing as Karl and Krystal stood up with him.
Luigi: (singing) Ooh Marioa hi, Ooh Marioa ho, Ooh Marioa hoo, Ooh Marioa haha. Ooh Marioa hi, Ooh Marioa ho, Ooh Marioa hoo, Ooh Marioa haha.
Krystal: (singing) You're gonna be a shining star, fancy clothes, fancy car-ars And then you'll see, you're gonna go far, Cause everyone knows, who you are-are! So live your life!
Karl and Luigi: Ay!
Krystal: ay ay ay, Instead of chasing that paper, Just live your life,
Karl And Luigi: Oh!
Krystal: ay ay ay, Ain't got no time for no haters, Just live your life,
Karl and Luigi: Hey!
Krystal: ay ay ay, No telling where it'll take you, Just live your life,
Karl and Luigi: Oh!
Krystal: ay ay ay, Cause I'm a paper chaser Just living my life
Karl and Luigi: Hey
Krystal: my life,
Karl and Luigi: Oh
Krystal: my life,
Karl: Hey
Krystal: my life, Just living my life
Karl and Luigi: hey
Krystal: my life,
Karl and Luigi: oh
Krystal: my life,
Karl and Luigi: hey
Krystal: my life, Just Living my life
Karl and Luigi: Never mind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away Amazing they ungrateful after all the game I gave away
Safe to say I paved the way, for you cats to get paid today
You still be wasting days away, nah had I never saved the day
Consider them my protégé, homage I think they should pay
Instead of being gracious, they violated in a major way
I never been a hater still I love them, in a crazy way
Some say they so yay and no they couldn't even work on Labor Day
It ain't that they black or white, their hands of area in shades of grey
I'm West side anyway, even if I left the day it fades away
Some move away to make a way not move away cause they afraid
I'll go back to the hood and all you ever did was hate away
I pray for patience but they make me want to face away
Like I once made them scream, now I could make them plead their case away Been thuggin' all my life, can't say I don't deserve to take a break If you ever see me catch a case, and watch my future fade away
Krystal: (singing) You're gonna be a shining star, fancy clothes, fancy car-ars And then you'll see, you're gonna go far
Cause everyone knows, who you are-are
So live your life,
Karl and Luigi: Hey!
Krystal: ay ay ay
Instead of chasing that paper
Just live your life,
Karl And Luigi: Oh!
Krystal: ay ay ay
Ain't got no time for no haters
Just live your life,
Karl and Luigi: Hey!
Krystal: ay ay ay
No telling where it'll take you
Just live your life,
Karl and Luigi: Oh!
Krystal: ay ay ay
Cause I'm a paper chaser
Just living my life
Karl and Luigi: I'm the opposite of moderate, immaculately polished with The spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid
Allergic to the counterfeit, impartial to the politics
Articulate but still would grab a by the collar quick
Whoever had problems, they reconcile they just holla Tip
If that don't work and just fails, then turn around and follow Tip
I got love for the game but ay I'm not in love with all of it
I do without the fame and the rappers nowadays are comedy
The hootin' and the hollerin', back and forth with the arguing
Where you from, who you know, what you make and what kind of car you in Seems as though you lost sight of whats important with the positive And checks until your bank account, and you're about the poverty Your values is in disarray, prioritizin horribly, Unhappy with the riches cause you piss poor morally Ignoring all prior advice and forewarning And we might be full of ourselves all of a sudden aren't we?
Krystal: (singing) You're gonna be a shining star, fancy clothes, fancy car-ars And then you'll see, you're gonna go far
Cause everyone knows, who you are-are
So live your life,
Karl and Luigi: Hey!
Krystal: ay ay ay
Instead of chasing that paper
Just live your life,
Karl And Luigi: Oh!
Krystal: ay ay ay
Ain't got no time for no haters
Just live your life,
Karl and Luigi: Hey!
Krystal: ay ay ay
No telling where it'll take you
Just live your life,
Karl and Luigi: Oh !
Of stage
Ean: Do you see that glowing thing?
Dan: It's a sound grenade. When some one says the right word at the right time it blows up.
Ean: How did this get here?
Dan: There is more than one they are every hidden through out the party.
Ean: We have to diffuse them.
Dan: What is the word anyway
Ean: It is in Transylvanian
Dan: In English what does it mean
Ean: I t means some kind of garbage words. Hey it sounds like the Numa Numa
Dan: Good thing Karl stopped Luigi
Ean: But we are not safe yet. The song they are sing contains the Numa at the end.
Ean: It is to late to stop them we got to start defusing bombs!
Onstage
Krystal: ay ay ay
Cause I'm a paper chaser
Just living my life
Karl and Luigi: Hey
Krystal: my life,
Karl and Luigi: Oh
Krystal: my life,
Karl: Hey
Krystal: my life Just living my life
Karl and Luigi: Hey
Krystal: my life,
Karl and Luigi: Oh
Krystal: my life,
Karl: Hey
Krystal: my life
Luigi: (singing) Ooh Marioa hi, Ooh Marioa ho, Ooh Marioa hoo, Ooh Marioa haha. Ooh Marioa hi, Ooh Marioa ho, Ooh Marioa hey, Ooh Marioa haha.
Karl: Just Live Your Life.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM
The entire place had turned into a minefield as bombs started blowing up one at a time.
Dan: This whole place was rigged with sound grenades.
Karl: This can't get worse.
A giant airship flew over the kingdom started blasting the kingdom with its cannons. Fighter planes were launched from it. Then Metal Sonic flew by and snatched Krystal. He then brought her to the airship.
Krystal: Help
Karl: KRYSTAL
Ean: It got worse.
Karl quickly lost his panic and saved it for later as he has always done.
Karl: Mario, Luigi evacuate all the party guest. Ean, Dan get rid of the rest of these grenades before this whole place is gone. Benjamin, Dad, Crunch, and Blu I wanted those fighters down five minutes ago. Get toy your Arwings now.
All except Karl: YES SIR
??: What about me Karl
He looked over to see a person who was wearing a construction suit.
Karl: So you dressed up as a worker to sneak in the grenades. Despicable!
Kane: NOW PREPARE TO DIE
He threw of his uniform to reveal a Bandicoot that looked like Karl only with red fur. He was Karl's evil clone named Kane ShadowScythe. He lunged at him using his Dark sword. (A blade opposite of Karl's, while Karl's resembles the soul caliber Kane's resembles the soul edge)
The two began a deadly sword fight. The sounds of their might blades clanging against each over could be herd for miles. Karl retreated and shot 12 beams of energy out of his palm.
Karl: Defensive wave
Kane flew up into the air dodging all of them. Karl flew up to charge him but did not realize what was behind Kane's back. It was a flash charge. The light blinded Karl and He fell from three hundred feet. Making a crater as he hit the ground. Kane then charged his energy into a ball of red energy.
Kane: This should finish you forever.
Meanwhile on the airship
Eggman: Queen Tawanga Krystal Bandicoot. Why you need to lay of the sweets, why I am skinnier than you.
She realized that Eggman had not realized about her child. He must have been partly blinded. She knew if she said anything more he would defiantly want to kill her. He would want to end the bandicoot line end one of his enemies. He had tried to kill Amy when he found out about her pregnancy with Blu.
Eggman: Holding you here hostage will defiantly get me some major ransom money. Then I will double cross all of them and destroy them all after they pay me. As for you, well your future wont be very bright.
A metallic hand shot out and grabbed her it started to squeeze her and she was not able to breathe.
Krystal: Let me go! You're hurting me.
Eggman: What's wrong Krystal I usually hurt you more than this. I even broke both of your legs once and you still didn't scream.
Krystal wasn't scared until she felt something. It was thumping in her stomach. He was harming the baby and her abdomen had started hurting. She had to think of something then remember one of Karl's trips to the past and what cortex had done. It was a risk and knew it would affect everyone but it was the only card up her sleeve. It would by her time until Karl could save her.
Krystal: Loosen up this grip and I will tell you a secret. It would be the way to rule the world and have the ultimate warrior that no one could stop. Not even Blu, or Karl Bandicoot.
He stopped the arm from tightening.
Eggman: I'm listening
Krystal: You see cheify I'm not fat because I eat a lot. I'm fat because I'm pregnant.
Eggman: What! You multiply like filthy rats
Krystal: But this is an advantage to you
Eggman: How
Krystal: Remember your age ray thing.
Eggman: Yeah I tried to make sonic an old fart so he wouldn't be able to stop me.
Krystal: Well think about it. The child of Karl Bandicoot would be extremely powerful. And you have the tools to control him.
Eggman: I will brainwash him into being my puppet. And with my aging machine I will age him to an age where he can confront those bandicoots and beat them with ease. And that Bandicoot will never be able to harm his son. He will be defenseless and then my warrior will strike.
He dropped Krystal on the floor.
Eggman: I will have to keep you alive for now. Metal sonic take her to the prison cell.
As the walk by a window Krystal sees Karl get hit by Kane and fall down. She then sees him about to finish him.
Krystal: KARL NO!!
Karl is out on the ground knocked out. He can't move or defend himself. Then he hears something. It was Krystal's call to him. He's got to save her. He must do something. A spark triggers in his mind. His body is getting stronger. He is charged with so much energy that his fur turns white and glows, his hands and feet turn black and so dose the tips of the end of his fur, his eyes turn from blue to a fierce red.
Kane: This is your end bandicoot.
He shoots the ball at Karl creating a huge fireball.
Krystal: NO!! It couldn't be.
Kane: I did it I won
Karl: Not yet.
When the smoke clears it reveals the new version of Karl standing as the attack didn't make him flinch. Aku looks at the textbook of hero's that he got from the library. He then compares the hero that stops Neois to they way Karl looks.
Aku: Just as I expected. That is the next form of super bandicoot, and Karl is the one that will stop Neois in the past.
Karl teleports and in a second lands behind Kane. He then kicks him in the head. In response Kane hits Karl in the chest with five punches, but each one just seems to bounce of his chest. Karl then unleashes a ray of energy that hits Kane and tosses him like a whip.
Karl: Give up Kane.
Kane: NEVER
He unleashes his energy bolts as if they were bullets, but karl defected them back at him.
Karl: Time to end this.
He unleashes energy into seven groups each one forming a face of one of the seven ancients that watch the world. The white masks begin spinning around forming a white ring of energy around his body.
Karl: RING OF THE ANCIENTS
He flys into Kane ramming him in the stomach, the ring leaves a gash across his body. Karl then rapidity rams him and then punches him to the ground. He then hit's him in the face a few times on the floor. Kane teleports away knowing He cant win the fight. Karl then flys up in the air and starts to take out the airship's cannons. The ring is strong enough to cut through the barrel on impact. He then makes a whole in the airship and flys in to find Krystal.
Meanwhile
Ean: Those are all the grenades
Dan: We got about twenty-four.
Ean: It would be a shame to waste all of theses
Dan: And with all these enemies flying around we could do some damage.
Ean: I got an Idea. LUIGI GET OVER HERE!!
They take the grenades and get in Dan's car. The drive of a ramp and use the boosters in the bottom of the car to float. Dan drives, Ean throws the grenades on enemy ships, and Luigi uses the Numa Numa to ignite them.
Dan: Here they come. Toss it Ean.
Ean: It on that guy's windshield, sing Luigi
Luigi: Ooh Marioa hi, Ooh Marioa ho, Ooh Marioa hoo, Ooh Marioa haha.
The fighter explodes.
Dan: Okay guys let do this thing.
Meanwhile.
Krystal is locked in a laser jail cell
Krystal: Something is coming it is strong too. I don't know if I can stop what ever it is but I have to try.
She gets ready to fight what ever the glowing light is. It becomes brighter and brighter until.
Karl: Krystal! I found you.
Krystal: Stay back, I not afraid of you.
Karl: Look closer.
She looks into his red eyes closely.
Krystal: Karl your alive.
Karl: I'll get you out of here.
He uses the ring as a saw and cuts through the bars.
Krystal: We got to take down this ship.
Karl: Right, how.
Krystal: Hand me that blaster over there. We gona have to fight our way to the Engine room.
Karl stops the ring and picks her up. They manage to make their way to the engine room with out being sighted. They spy some computers and a huge power crystal in the center. Krystal hops on the computer.
Krystal: Okay I can overload the crystal and the energy should blow up the place.
Metal Sonic: I'm sorry but I cant let you do that
Karl: I'll hold him off. You just go to town with that computer.
T
he two begin fighting. It was just a normal fist fight at first, but metal sonic arms turn into two blades. Karl also ran out of energy and lost his white form. So he went back to being a purple eco bandicoot. The battle did not last long but it had a painful out come.
Karl: LETS FINISH THIS
Metal sonic: PREPARE TO DIE
The two rushed into each other. Only two sounds were heard, one was the sound of crunching metal and a piercing sound.
Krystal: KARL
Karl: I'm okay
Krystal: BUT
Karl: Just finish your job. It is not as bad as it looks
Karl was lying; He had the two blades, one in his shoulder, the other in his chest. They had gone through him and you could see them sticking out from his back. He pulled both of them out and realized he was sitting in a puddle of his own blood. Then looked at the puddle of oil coming form metal sonic. He had hit him in the face hard enough that the fist had gone through his head.
Karl: (I won the battle but will I survive the after affects).
Krystal does her job and the self-destruct warning starts playing over the intercom. The walk together and notice a swarm of robots running for the escape pods ignoring them.
Karl: They want to make sure they get out alive, they are not worried about us.
2 minutes later Karl and Krystal are still walking.
Krystal: We got only three minutes left we will never make it out.
They hear the noise of an engine. Then they hear this word…
HAWWECHAAAA
Karl: HAWWEEEECHAAA
HAWWWWWWWECHA
Karl: HAAWWWWWEEEEECA
Krystal: What is that.
Ean: It's our old war cry.
Ean, Dan, and Luigi were coming up the isle in Dan's car.
Dan: Hawecha
Ean: Hawecha
Luigi: Hawecha.
Karl: The cavalry showed up.
They both get in the car. But Karl then becomes invalid from blood loss.
Krystal: Karl get up.
Dan: OH NO! THIS IS HORRIBLE! HE IS BLEDDING ON MY LEATHER SEATS.
Luigi: Can we discuss this later when we get of this exploding ship?
Dan: Right.
They gun it down the hallway where they see a light.
10 seconds till self destruct
Ean: We wont make it.
Dan: Firing boosters!
They continue to move faster.
Karl: re…. red…. button
Dan notices a button he never saw before. He presses it and four wings shoot out of the back of the car forming an x. Then four mini boosters pop out the front. Then a nice booster pops out the trunk.
Dan: What the…heeeeeyyyyy
They fly off the ship just as it explodes behind them. The shock way causes the car to nose dive.
Ean: PULL UP! PULL UP!
Dan: I…I…I GOT IT!
The ship levels out and flys above the ocean.
Dan: How did my car get like this
Ean: Karl must have added extra parts from his Arwing.
They return in front of the castle. All the guest surround everyone as they get out of the car. There was cheering but when they saw their king there was silence. Ean pulled him out on the floor and checked his heartbeat. There was none, so he did C.P.R. This of course woke Karl up.
Karl: NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!
Everyone cheered when the saw him awake. Ean wrapped him up with bandages around his chest. Crash gave him a fresh shirt and a new suit. He handed him his cane and Karl slowly limped up. He stood in front of every one and made a speech.
Karl: I would like to say thank you to all the heroes that helped today. And good news! Thanks to some quick action only few things were destroyed. We still have all this yummy food and other supplies so why not continue the part.
Everyone again cheered, as they started to party again. During the party Karl's three-year-old niece named Nela is walking around with one question on her mind. (More information in next story "KID BANDICOOT: TRANSFORMATIONS)
Nela: Mr. Ean I have a question?
Ean: What is it?
Nela: Where do babies come from?
Ean: … GO ASK DAN…. BYE
He runs to his motorcycle, but doesn't get on it! He picks it up and runs with it on his back. Half way to Canada he realizes something.
Ean: I could have just rode the motorcycle. Oh well!
When he gets to Canada there's a person waiting for him.
Earl Finkle: Phone call! Eh!
He picks it up
Nela: WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM!!
Ean: NO!!
He runs back to the castle. Nela then approaches Karl
Nela: Uncle Karl where do babies come from
Karl: Well ummmm… Look it's grandpa why don't we ask him.
Crash walks over to them
Karl: Wow dad your just in time.
Crash: (It must be something bad I'm never in time for anything good)
Nela: WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM
Ean and Dan walk over to see what he will say
Crash: (It's something bad) Well ummmm… mommies have eggs and daddies have… fertilizer…and they mix in them together in some process to make a baby.
Nela: Okay? How is this done?
All the men turn pale. Crash points at Karl
Crash: You tell
Karl points at Ean, and Ean points at Dan. Dan has no one to point at.
Dan: Not again
Nela: Tell me
Dan: Well you see…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Crash: No need to scream like a girl, crybaby.
Dan: That wasn't me!
Ray walks over to them eating some ribs.
Karl: What's going on
Ray: Oh nothing, you wife is just having a baby.
Karl: Oh. Hey give me some of those
He grabs the plate and chows down
Karl: These are good! They are rich and…………MY WIFE IS HAVING A BABY
They run over to where they see Krystal. Karl picks her up.
Krystal: Okay as long as my water doesn't brake we don't have a problem.
Splash
Karl: Baby juice
Ean: Nasty
Dan: What I feel anything.
Karl: YOUR FLOATING IN MID AIR
Dan: Well these are expensive shoes
Krystal: Hello! Having a baby here.
Karl: Right
He picks her up and puts her on Ean's motorcycle. Ean then picks it.
Dan: No car is faster
He puts her on his car and then picks it up and starts running.
Karl: Guys my Arwing is faster
They put her on top of it and then they all carry it to the hospital.
Karl: Okay guys we made it.
They toss it and it goes flying through the font door. It knocks out the doctor.
Nurse: Who did that
Crash points to Karl, who points at Ean, and Ean points at Dan, and Dan has no one to point at. The Nurse makes him pay the bill.
Nurse: Well now we have no doctor
Krystal: No, you can't be serous. What kind of hospital is this.
Nurse: A cheap one.
Krystal: Okay I'm in a lot of pain now.
She squeezes Karl hands until they are pancakes.
Crash: PANCAKES
Right, pancakes.
Krystal: Sorry!
Karl: It's okay (OWWWWWW)
The two nurses bring her to a delivery room. Then go out and talk to everyone else.
Nurse: We are calling a replacement doctor.
Ean's phone starts ringing.
Ean: Hello…Right…Yes…Okay.
He hangs up.
Ean: Well…I'm the replacement.
Karl: NO!!
Ean: Well remember that little mission in that medical school.
Dan: Yeah, we had to kill the head master
Ean: I had to kill the head master. You got kicked out in three days.
Karl: What did he do?
Ean: He got drunk and tried to have sex with the study skeleton.
Dan: Best 45 minutes I spent in that school
Ean: Well I better go check on my patient
He comes back five minutes later.
Karl: Well
Ean: Her water never broke. It was just a leak. So we may be here a while. You might as well get some sleep Karl. You look beat up.
Karl: I was beat up. Besides I can't sleep.
Ean: I can use hypnosis
He pulls out his watch. Karl looks at it swinging and he falls asleep.
A little while later
Crash: Hey Crunch, if you sing, "I'm a little teapot" I'll give you five bucks.
Crunch: I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout, when I start to whistle, when I start to shout tip me over and…
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
Benjamin: Sorry I was watching Bleach. I thought it had more to do with laundry than Anime. And Code Geass is just a fake Gundam crap.
Crunch: Hey you messed up my song about a teapot.
Karl jumps out from the couch.
Karl: I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout, when I start to whistle, when I start to shout tip me over and… I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
He begins to strangle Crunch. Ean walks into the room
Ean: Hey Karl… Uh oh
He snaps his fingers and Karl wakes up.
Karl: What's going on…sorry uncle.
He lets go of Crunch
Crunch: Ouch! I really hate that song now
Ean: Well Karl it's the moment of truth
Crunch: Good luck man
Crash: Hey! Dude just keep cool man
Karl: Dad what if...
Crash: Just stay cool
Karl: Okay!
They walk into the delivery room.
Karl: Hey Ean
Ean: What
Karl: You better not think of anything. I know you like my wife, and you are going to enjoy looking down there. But seriously, You think of this as entertainment I will punch you
Ean stands at the end of the bed while Karl stands by Krystal. He then walks over and punches Ean.
Ean: What was that for
Karl: You were getting some perverted pleasure out of this.
Ean: So you read my mind.
Karl: No! THERE IS SOMETHING FREAKY GOING ON IN YOUR PANTS.
Ean: Well...I cant say anything.
Krystal: GUYS IT"S COMING
Karl: Are you okay
Krystal: NO!! WHEN THIS IS OVER I WILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A RUSTY SPOON
Meanwhile
Crunch: Dude it sounds like Krystal ain't to happy
Crash: Yeah
Benjamin: Hey why don't we pass out cigars
Crash: We don't smoke. And for anyone reading this Children under four should not smoke.
Later
Ean: Congratulations it's a boy.
He puts him in a blanket and Hands him to Karl and Krystal
Karl: He's beautiful
Krystal: Weird I thought he would be purple like you.
Karl: Who knows maybe he may be normal.
Krystal: Well normal for a mutated bandicoot.
Karl: Yeah!
Ean: Hey sorry to ruin the moment but I need a name
Karl: I wanted the name James
Krystal: You know I could go with that.
He opened up his eyes and smiled at his parents
Krystal: I think he likes his name too.
I KNOW THAT WAS AN INCREDIBLY LONG CHAPTER. But it was a two in one so ha. So see you next time and please review. OR ELSE YOU WILL BE FORCED TO SING I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT