Credits
You should know ho we do things by now. This is a special chapter to show that I have been keeping tract of my reviewers. So your O.C. or a special character will end up in this last chapter right here. So keep an open eye out, for your character and name.
Oh by the way THIS IS A BAR FIGHT!!!
Well it was the end of another adventure, for the time Karl could relax. He had stop one of his enemies for the moment, and the world had seemed peaceful. Karl sat outside of the castle, he was playing with James, while the mercenaries were sparing with Blu.
Karl: Okay James, say daddy
James: Davaghvdas
Ean: You know all my dad did was make me watch Fluff the magic dragon, and Jenny the wonder kid. We never bonded like them.
Karl: D-a-d-y.
James: Davaghvdas
Blu: Aw c' on mate, your lucky the little bugger can even jabber.
Karl: Since when did you speak like an Australian
Blu: Well ever since the crocodile hunter died.
Ean: That was over two years ago
Blu: Yeah but I never get time to watch Television, so I tivo all of my favorite shows. And now I am starting to watch all of them, with the world being at peace and all.
Ean: Your lame man.
Blu: Shut your dummie you little nipper.
Dan: Dummie means bathroom in Australia.
Karl: How could you be that busy anyway?
Blu: Well bugger, I found out that my she-mate is preggers.
Ean: Congratulations! I think? I can't understand you accent.
Karl: Well mate, if you were an Aussi too then ya' could off comprend the govenena.
Ean: Where did you learn that language?
Karl: Blu and me were raised off the coast of Australia. Before we moved to the states.
Dan: Well if your going to be a father that mean you get a bar fight in your honor.
Ean: Yes that I understood. I need some boos and action.
Karl: Well I am staying here to teach James.
Dan: Come on, you need a break.
Karl: I am fine and…
James sneezed fire in Karl's face.
Karl: Could use a break.
Blu: Well drop of the nipper and we move on.
Dan: And make it snappy you bugger.
He went inside the castle than later came out.
Karl: Well lets go drown ourselves in some bruskys and hot cakes govenenas.
Ean felt like a social outcast so he said the only Australian thing he knew
Ean: Pop a shrimp on the Barbie.
The rest of them starred at Ean then they all laughed and headed off to the bar. While inside they started a fight in Blu's honor like they said they would. Dan and Karl stood up on the table with Blu.
Dan: This is our friend Blu and he can take on all of you meatheads. So who wants some?
And too his surprise some one stood up. It was Karl's uncle Benjamin.
Thanks To StarryEyes088, The True Creator Benjamin Bandicoot.
Benjamin: I'll take you on!
Blu: You're an old man, you cant be that…
Benjamin jumped up and tackled Blu onto the floor.
Benjamin Bandicoot rejoins The Brawl
Karl: Bar fight.
The bar turned into a battlefield, but the most unexpected thing was the Mario bros working together.
Luigi: Look out for the two on the left
Mario: I got it but you missed one on the left.
Luigi: That was your guy.
Mario: That was your guy.
Luigi: I killed all of my guys that is why I have a higher score.
Mario: What are you talking about
Luigi: Look up.
Mario looked up to see two pixel numbers above head, Luigi's appeared to be more than his.
Ean: Hello! I'm still here looking for one of you to fight.
They did not pay attention to him so he just kick them both. They flew into another part of the Bar.
Special Thanks To Ian for all the reviews
Ean: That was fun!
Ean Fenton McHalo rejoins the brawl
Dan: Hey Ean, Karl found some scotch
Ean: How do you know
Karl: Look I found one of them growy mushrooms from Mario
He began to take bites out of it, but he found it very chewy.
Dan: He is trying to eat Toad!
Toad: Get off of me.
He kicked Karl in the balls and ran off.
Ean: Hey lets fight Fox and Falco.
Dan: Okay.
So they went over to brawl Fox and Falco. Ean Pulled out his switchblade.
Fox: Get with the future man.
He pulled out a laser sword.
Fox: This baby can cut through a car in ten seconds.
Ean: Which is ten seconds that you wont last with me.
When fox tried to slash Ean, He blocked his attack with the switchblade. This cut foxes sword in half.
Fox: WTF! THIS IS A LAZER! IT CAN CUT THROUGH ANYTHING.
Falco: At least I have my blaster!
Dan pulls out a shoty, which is three times bigger than Falco's blaster. He held it up to Falco's head.
Falco: Is that really three times the size of my blaster.
Dan: Let's check
He takes Falco's blaster and holds it up to his gun.
Falco: Yeah that is three times bigger… Oh now has my gun too!
Dan pulls the trigger on the shoty while it is still in Falco's face. He looks down on the floor to see what is left of Falco's head.
Dan: Any one wants some bird!
Special thanks to Dan
Dan DeeDeeDee Cobain rejoins the brawl.
Dan then sees a girl by the corner of the room. So he walks over to her.
Dan: So what's a girl like you doing here.
Tyree: MY names Tyree Bandicoot, I just came here for some R and R.
Dan: So you any to go back to my house.
Tyree: You pig!
She completely destroyed him! He was nothing but a pile of a little man left on the floor.
Blu: And he wonders why he can't get a girlfriend.
Dan: Giggity, Giggity, All right!
Special thanks to Lil weezy!
Newcomer Tyree Bandicoot.
Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi are still fighting.
Mario: You had to use cheats to get I score that high.
Luigi: Well, um
A little girl and dragon appear from out nowhere.
Jenny: Cheating is bad Mr. Luigi. Isn't that right Fluff the magic dragon.
Fluff: Right.
Luigi: Go away, your show will never be as good as Dora the explorer.
Jenny: ATTACK
They jumped on him and started attacking. Jenny's head spun around in a three sixty, and here eyes turned black.
Luigi: NO, No more Ghost. I knew your show was evil.
Special thanks to Study Haller Jenna!
Jenny the wonder kind and Fluff joined the brawl
Dan once again tried to work his magic on another girl named Joni Bandicoot.
Joni: You PIG!!!
She tossed a school locker filled with clothes on top of him.
Special thanks To Crash Fad 13
Newcomer Joni Bandicoot joins the brawl.
So he tries again on a girl who appears to be a younger version of Crash's sister Coco.
Coco: You Pig
She pulls a ratcicle out of her pocket and jacks it. She then beats up Dan.
Dan: I thought only Karl and Crash could use titans.
Coco: Did you play the new crash game.
Dan: Yeah for PS2
Coco: Well in the Wii version they replace Carbon crash with me.
Special thanks to PC 20XX, Cause your above the average Mac.
Newcomer Coco Bandicoot
Blu: Look mate a Roo!
Karl: I see it govenena!
It was Dr. Ripper Roo, giving out copies of his biography
Karl: Watch this!
He threw a Grenade at Roo and when it exploded it left him with blond hair. He then left explosives behind him while he hopped around the bar.
Special thanks to Ripper Roo Is Awesome
Newcomer Ripper Roo joined the brawl.
Karl: Say hello to my squishy friend!
A Giant Marshmallow busted the door down with his boots. He then kicked Gannondorf in the stomach and Ran off shooting people with a Tommy gun.
Special thanks to The Great Marshmallow
Keith The Marshmallow Joined the brawl.
A girl with blond hair walked in holding a giant sword/key thing that belonged to her father. Followed here was Donald Duck and Goofy.
Lilly: We are not in Fanfiction anymore.
A naked drunk Karl ran in front of her.
Donald: Oh no we are on a porn website.
Special thanks to Miracle 4 Life
Lilly has joined the brawl.
Karl: Well here is the end of this story. How are we going to destroy this bar?
Ean: Fire Works.
Dan: Fire Works.
So lit a bunch of fire works and ran for their lives. The bar exploded in a great flash of light as the sky was lit up with fire works.
End With A Bang!
THE END!!!
Well I'm done! May all your days end with a bang, and have a good night. So this is Kincin the Great, and the nova studios crew signing off!
