Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama or the Total Epicness that is Scott Pilgrim. I wish I did.

Chris grinned as he sat on the deck of one of the cabins, the wood warped and rotting in places. He grinned and said, "Now, we just saw our competitors, minus Julie, run off in an attempt to locate the boxes that my trusty co-host Chef Hatchet hid around the island. Before we see where they are, there's a few questions. Will any of Ramona's evil exes fight against her or Scott? Will Wallace be sober enough to find one of the boxes? Will Matthew Patel continue to hit on Roxy? Find out now on Total Pilgrim Island!"

Outer Edge of the Forest

Scott and Ramona were walking by the forest. When they initially ran off, they were with Stephen, Kim, Neil, Wallace, Knives, and Stacey. The group of eight had split up soon after they ran off, and Scott went with Ramona.

"Dude," Ramona said, addressing her boyfriend, "Should we look in the forest?"

Scott scratched the back of his head and he said, "Well, I'm not really sure. There's a lot of forest, so there's probably a couple of boxes. Then again, it's a big area to explore."

"Well, we can walk around a little bit and then if we don't find anything we can leave," Ramona suggested.

Scott nodded and said, "Yeah that sounds good." The pair entered the forest, not knowing that they had been watched.

The beachfront of Camp Wawanakwa

Stacey, Knives, and Neil were walking along the beach, looking for some of the hidden boxes. Being the three youngest people in their circle of friends, they decided that they should stick together. The three weren't walking very fast and were walking on the water's edge.

"I haven't seen you in a while Knives," Stacey said, talking to her friend, "How's it been?"

The Chinese girl shrugged and said, "It's been okay. Ever since Gideon was defeated, I haven't really done much. Just finishing school and stuff."

Stacey nodded and turned to Neil, "What about you Neil, you do anything?"

The young fan stammered slightly, "Um, uh, well, um, I kinda worked on some songs. I didn't really do much. I should get a girlfriend."

"I'm pretty sure that you'll get one eventually," Stacey said with a smile. Neil smiled back, blushing very slightly. The trio continued on, trying to find one of the boxes.

The skies above Wawanakwa

Located above the island were Matthew and Todd. Despite what the previous sentence implied, they were not working together. Matthew was looking from above near the beach and campgrounds, one of his demon hipster chicks flying up every once and a while to inform him of something new. Todd was busy trying to find a box in the dense forest below him. Neither said anything until Matthew thought of something.

He flew over to the evil bassist and said, "So Todd, I was thinking if we make it through the elimination, would you-."

"No Patel, I'm not joining an alliance with you for two reasons. One, I'm one of the more likeable exes, along with Lucas and Gideon. Two, you won't last very long. You aren't that strong and if it weren't for the fireballs, you would virtually be useless," Todd said, interrupting Matthew.

Matthew glared for a few seconds until a demon hipster chick flew up to him and whispered something. The first evil ex smirked evilly and said, "Whatever, I'm going to the forest by the bear cave. That's where Pilgrim was last spotted."

"Thanks for the info," Todd said with an evil smile as he used Telekinesis to blast Patel out of the sky, obliterating the demon hipster chick in the process.

Matthew hit the ground and groaned before yelling, "Oh no you don't! Demon hipster chicks, attack!"

Five more demon hipster chicks materialized and flew after Todd, but didn't last long against his psychic blasts. "Better luck next time, Patel," Todd laughed as he flew out of sight.

Matthew angrily kicked the ground and cursed, shooting a fireball at a log. As the log lit up, Matthew said, "Hey wait, what's that?"

Far side of the forest

A large robot was walking through the forest. The machine was black on the left half and white on the right half. Inside the cockpit two people could be seen. On the left half was Ken Katayanagi and on the right half was Kyle Katayanagi. The large machine, which was about as tall as the trees, would occasionally pick up a log or uproot a tree. Inside the cockpit, Ken and Kyle looked at each other and nodded. The twins then played notes on a keyboard also located in the cockpit. Visible sound waves emanated from the robot and dispersed through the forest. On a screen located inside the large machine, there were several dots. Most of these appeared red, but one that was close to the twins was green. The robot then headed out for the green dot, using hover boosters to propel it over the trees.

The top of the thousand foot cliff

Stephen was standing looking out over the edge of the thousand foot cliff. Kim, who was standing nearby, asked, "So, are you contemplating suicide, or something?"

Stephen shook his head and said, "No, I'm just trying to figure out how our band can suck less."

Kim rolled her eyes as the guitarist continued, "I mean, we were okay when Gideon employed us. Sure, the guy was a dick but come on, we were on our way to becoming famous."

"We weren't that good Stills. Keep in mind that we aren't The Clash at Demonhead. Then again, they did kinda suck," Kim said, still in a monotone.

"That's my point Kim! If they sucked in reality but did so well, we can be just as successful if we suck a little bit less," Stephen said as he stomped the ground. This caused a small chunk of the cliff to fall. More specifically, the part of the cliff he was standing on. Stephen was able to grab onto the ledge as Kim raced to try to pull him up.

"Damn it Stephen, if you want me to help, you gotta give me your other hand," Kim said through gritted teeth.

Stephen called out, "Not yet Kim."

"Wait, what," Kim shouted, exasperated, "Are you crazy?"

"No, there's a box imbedded in the rock wall here," Stephen said, trying to reach the box. After a moment he said, "Okay, hold this."

The guitarist threw the box at her feet and then gave her his other hand. She managed to pull him up and onto solid ground. "Well," Kim said, "let's get out of here; I don't want to be on this cliff any longer than I have to."

Stephen got up and took his box, saying, "All right, let's go."

Confession Cam (Hopefully he realizes how precious his little life is)

Kim – Yeah, a box just so happened to be in the rock wall. I believe that. (She rolls her eyes) I think Chris made it so that the cliff would break. How else would anyone know a box would be there?

The mess hall

Wallace was sneaking around the mess hall. Chef Hatchet, who has yet to make a physical appearance, was currently not in the kitchen, so Wallace was free to look around. "Hmm," Wallace said, "If I were a drink, where would I be?"

He opened the fridge and saw a six pack of beer. "Perfect. I'll swipe some of the camp's stuff so I don't have to go through my supply," Wallace said to himself as he took the beer. He then noticed something else in the fridge and said, "Well, would you look at that, a box." Wallace took the box as well and left the mess hall.

He ended up in the campgrounds and Chris said, "Congrats on securing your box, Wallace. Once the others get here, we will open them."

"Thanks Chris. You want a beer? Took them from Chef's fridge," Wallace said, offering a bottle of the alcoholic beverage to the host.

"Well, since Chef paid for them, sure! Let me have one," Chris said as he took the bottle and opened it.

"Cheers," the host said as he and Wallace had a toast and drank their beers.

Lakefront

Lucas Lee was skating around the lake, trying to find a box like everyone else. The skater/actor stopped for a rest when he heard some rustling in the bushes. He cracked his neck and said, "Whoever you are, prepare to be in a world of hurt."

"I wouldn't advise that," Gideon said as he stepped out of the bushes.

"Oh, it's just you Gideon," Lucas said as he lowered his fists.

The final evil ex smiled and said, "Yes, it's just me. Look, I came with a proposition. We work together this challenge and if one of us becomes a captain, we pick each other to start."

"Yeah, I don't see what's so bad about that. I was looking around the lake, as it seemed like an ideal place to hide something," Lucas said, holding up his skateboard to emphasize the fact that he was searching.

Gideon looked into the water and said, "Yes, I do believe that there is at least one box hiding in the lake here. At the most, there are two. Do you feel like going for a swim?"

Lucas shrugged, removed his leather jacket, and said, "Sure, let's go." With that the two evil exes jumped into the water to try and locate a box.

Confession Cam (Now with Wet Ex smell)

Gideon – (The seventh evil ex is sopping wet) Did I enjoy jumping into the lake? No, but if I want an ally in this contest, I can't order them around. Why would they listen to me if I did that?

The bear cave

The shadow flew through the air toward the bear cave. Once inside, it flew around until the large animal got scared and ran off. The brown-furred bear bolted out of the cave, shocking a nearby Scott and Ramona in the process.

Inside the bear's abode, the shadow changed shape until it resembled a human shape. The shape the gained color as Roxy appeared inside the cave. The half-ninja smirked and said to herself, "That worked better than I thought it would." She then looked around the cave and found a box hiding in the shadows behind a large rock. She picked it up and swept the cave, making sure there wasn't another box inside.

When she checked the entire cave, she was about to turn back into shadow form when she heard a masculine voice say, "Scott Pilgrim! You and me, let's go!"

The half-ninja evil ex crept toward the mouth of the cave. Once she was near the entrance to the cave, she stayed in the shadows and tried to blend in like an awesome ninja while observing what was going on.

Scott was facing down Todd. The vegan was floating and had his bass strung around his neck. Scott tensed up and pulled a pink, flaming katana from his chest. As he did so, an announcer said, "Scott earned the Power of Love!"

Roxy would admit that if she wasn't his enemy, that sword would be pretty badass. Scott held the sword in a fighting position, a box on the ground behind him. He then shouted, "Forget it Todd! I'm going to fight to protect Ramona and this box!"

"We'll see about that Pilgrim," Todd cockily taunted. He then played his bass as he used his vegan powers, causing the notes to form small shockwaves that he sent after Scott.

Using the Power of Love, he sliced at the shockwaves, rendering them useless. Todd continued to send shockwaves after the good bassist, but Scott continually sliced at them.

Roxy then noticed that Ramona was watching the battle, completely unaware of her surroundings. Taking out her sword, Roxy approached Ramona. She was doing fine until she stepped on a twig. This alerted Ramona, who reached into her subspace bag and pulled out a titanium baseball bat. As she pulled out the blunt weapon, she turned around and went to swing.

Caught by surprise, Roxy was hit with the bat and sent flying a few feet. "How," Roxy muttered as she got up, "How did you know it was me?"

Ramona smirked and said, "Simple. You were the only one who could ever get the drop on me. Everyone else I hear coming."

"Oh yeah? Well prepare to die," Roxy said, running forward and swinging her sword. Ramona countered with the bat, but the sharp blade cut into the metal bat.

Scott was still doing battle with Todd, but he noticed that Ramona was now fighting. He was able to use his motivation for helping Ramona to give him greater strength. He ran forward, slicing the sound waves. Todd looked shocked that someone was able to get closer to him, so he played his bass more vigorously. Sound waves were coming even harder, pushing Scott back.

He thought out loud, "This is tough. I have to beat him, for me. If I beat him, I will feel accomplished." An announcer said, "Dual-wield!" Scott was then able to pull a second flaming katana, this one blue, out of his chest. The announcer shouted, "Scott earned the Power of Self-Respect!"

Todd looked shocked that his enemy could be using two swords and his playing stopped for a moment. Todd noticed he stopped for a second and started to play the most intense song he knew. The moment's lapse however was enough for Scott to jump into the air and get within swinging distance. Scott sliced the new sound waves as he came close to Todd.

With one of his swords, Scott cut the shoulder strap for the bass, causing the instrument to fall into a bush. With the other sword, Scott hit Todd, but he was able to focus his vegan powers to stop any cuts and bleeding. Nevertheless, Todd fell unconscious. Scott ran over to help Ramona, as her bat had been cut in half while Scott was fighting Todd.

Scott leapt over Ramona and clashed blades with Roxy. The half-ninja was surprised, but was still able to fight against Scott's dual swords. While Scott and Roxy clashed blades, Ramona started to dig in her subspace bag for something that would be helpful in the battle.

Roxy, who as usual was angry, snarled, "You think you're so good Pilgrim, don't you? You aren't that great. In fact, you have a lot to learn about sword fighting."

Roxy then turned her body around and disoriented Scott. Seeing her opportunity, Roxy sliced at the Power of Love. The pink flaming katana broke apart into pieces as Scott groaned, "Great, now I gotta wait a day to use that again!"

Scott and Roxy were glaring each other down as they continued to duel, eventually coming so close that Roxy was able to spit in Scott's face. "That's it," Scott shouted, leaping into the air.

Roxy closed her eyes, awaiting a strike. It never came, however, as Todd had recovered and thrown Scott against the cave wall. The Canadian badass slumped over, unconscious. Todd grinned triumphantly and picked up the box that Scott had.

Ramona had found her large hammer and charged Todd, but Roxy intercepted the angry American Ninja Delivery girl. Todd smirked and said, "Thanks for that Roxy. If I become a captain, I'll be sure to pick you for my team."

The vegan then flew off toward the campgrounds. Ramona got up and swung her hammer, striking Roxy in the kneecap. Unfortunately, it did not strike the back of her knee (her weak point in the movie).

Roxy still fell to the ground, where Ramona stepped on the foot of her only ex-girlfriend. Ramona grabbed the box that Roxy had in her other hand and said, "Maybe next time, Roxy."

She then swung her giant hammer into the half-ninja's body and sent her flying. Ramona went over to help Scott up, who had just woken up. He moaned, "Did you win Ramona?"

"Yes, Scott I won. Let's find you another box," Ramona said, a smile on her face. The two didn't have to go far, as the bear came back with a box.

He handed it to Ramona and said something in his bear language that translated to, "Thank you for getting rid of the scary ghost lady. Now I can sleep in peace."

Scott pat the bear on the head and said, "Thanks Mr. Bear." The two then walked back to camp, the bear waving back at them.

Confession Cam (K.O.?)

Scott & Ramona

Scott – Well that worked out sort of well.

Ramona – I think it did Dude. Yes Todd got a box, but I stole Roxy's and you made a friend. It may be a bear but a friend is a friend.

Scott – Hey, yeah, that's true! That's so cool!

Todd – Well, I got to beat up Pilgrim, and I am well on my way to moving on in this competition. This is turning out to be a good day.

Back at the campgrounds

Chris was sitting in a lawn chair talking to Wallace, Stephen, and Kim, who found a box when Scott and Ramona were fighting Todd and Roxy. "So," Chris said, continuing their previous conversation, "Would you be interested in performing for us Kim? What about you Stephen?"

"I wouldn't mind. I mean, as long as people don't think I totally suck that's fine, because I take listeners very seriously," Stephen said, drinking a beer (One of Chef's).

Kim replied monotone, "Well, I wouldn't want to. If it were a challenge, fine, but if you ask me to do so for no reason, then no. I will practice and I will participate for a challenge, but a random performance will not happen."

"Liven up a little Kim. It's not everyday we get to be on a reality TV show," Wallace said, sounding slightly drunk already.

A shadow passed by overhead and the four people looked up to see Todd, floating down, a box in his hands. Chris walked forward and said, "So you got yourself a box, didn't you Mr. Rock star?"

"Yeah, and all I did was fight Pilgrim," Todd replied, his cocky grin on his face.

Stephen and Wallace immediately said, "You did what?"

Kim only rolled her eyes and said, "Relax, guys. Be glad it wasn't Gideon or the Katayanagi twins he had to fight."

"I guess you're right Kim," Stephen said, scratching his head.

"So Todd," Chris said, attempting to get the cameras back on him, "Do you want to know how your fellow evil exes are doing?"

"Not really," Todd replied.

Chris grinned and said, "Well, we're going to show the fans at home exactly what they've been up to."

Outer edge of the forest

Matthew was kicking a smoldering lump repeatedly. All of a sudden a cry of "Ahhhhh!" filled the air. Besides the girly tone to the scream, Matthew had no idea who it was. He looked up and saw a female falling in his general direction. He positioned himself so that he would catch the person that was falling toward him.

Instead of gracefully landing in his arms, the person fell on top of Matthew, knocking the Indian to the ground.

"Oh, what hit me," Matthew moaned as he rubbed his head and looked up at who had fallen on top of him. He then grinned as if he had won the lottery once he saw who it was.

Roxy had fallen on top of him. She turned and saw the person she landed on and saw it was Matthew. She rolled her eyes and muttered, "Of all the people to fall on top of."

Matthew got up and said, "Well, I just saved your life, right? That deserves a kiss."

"You won't get a kiss and you will like it Patel. Still, thanks for catching me and whatever," Roxy said half-heartedly. She noticed the smoldering lump and asked, "What's that?"

Matthew rolled his eyes and said, "Todd went after Pilgrim when I was going to. I got angry and lit a log on fire. The log had a box in it. The box was open and had the slip with the number 6 in it. Then the whole box lit up with flame. I'm not very happy right now."

"Whatever," Roxy grumbled, "Now I gotta find a new box."

Matthew grinned and raised his eyebrows and asked, "May I join you?"

Roxy rolled her eyes and said, "I'm going to regret this, but fine, you can come."

"Yes," Matthew happily cheered as the two walked off.

Confession Cam (It's not going to happen)

Matthew – Everyone says it's not going to happen, but if I try hard enough, I can charm Roxy. It's only a matter of time.

Roxy – I've met boys like Matthew before. The only thing they want is to get into a girl's pants. They'll be sincere with a girl and then the girl will really like him. Then they have sex, the guy leaves the girl, and the next thing the girl knows, she wants to be a lesbian.

Swamplands in the middle of the forest

The giant mech hovered over the swamp, using radar to scan for the exact location of the box. When the location was finally determined, one of the arms shot into the gunk of the swamp and pulled out one of the boxes, covered in moss. The robot then flew up into the sky as the next nearest box was being determined.

Base of the thousand foot cliff

Lucas was climbing the cliff a little bit, looking for a box. "Thanks Gideon," Lucas shouted down to his partner, "for not abandoning me once you found your box in the lake."

Gideon smiled and said, "Not a problem Lucas. I just wanted to make sure you could get one easily enough and I believe it takes teamwork to find them."

Lucas climbed a little higher before saying, "I don't think there are any boxes up here. I'm going to climb back down." The skater descended the cliff and the pair went off to find another box.

Wawanakwa campgrounds

Chris stood smiling and said, "So now we know what the other evil exes are doing here, and luckily for him, Scott and Ramona just arrived!"

"So yeah, who's left," Scott asked.

"Let's see, Stacey, Knives, Neil, Roxy, Matthew, Gideon, Lucas, and the Katayanagi Twins," Chris said, looking at a clipboard.

"I hope Stacey's alright," Scott said, worried for his sister.

Chris smiled and said, "No worries dude, cameras capture everything on the island. A deer can crap in the woods and we would know about it. So far, nothing's happened yet."

"Well that's good for Neil too. Our secondary bassist and biggest fan is useful," Stephen said, finishing his beer.

Chris cleared his throat and said, "Now it's my time so shut up contestants. Now that about half of the contestants have returned, what challenges will the others face? Will either Katayanagi ever say something? And what devious twist do I have planned for the elimination? Find out the answers when we come back to Total Pilgrim Island!"

"Wait, devious twist," Todd asked as the show cut to a commercial.

Author's Note: I'm incorporating more novel elements, but the majority of the content is derived from the movie. Now that part 2 is done, roughly half of the contestants remain. Please review and read my other fics. Next time we see who wins and who loses. And with Chris' twist, things are bound to be interesting. Until Next Time!