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Chris sat on a stump around the campfire pit and smiled before saying, "And we're back with more Total Pilgrim Island! If you are just joining us or just forgot what happened during the commercial break, let me tell you what happened. The contestants were tasked with finding one of many boxes hidden around the island. They would then bring them back here. Knives, Stacey, Neil, Lucas, Gideon, Matthew, Roxy and the Katayanagi Twins are the only ones who have yet to return. Let's see what they are up to."

Clearing in the forest

In the time that passed since we saw them last chapter, Knives and Stacey found a box. The trio was still searching for a third box for Neil. The three young adults looked around the clearing they were currently in.

"Well that's just weird," Neil commented, "You would think we would find one of those boxes for sure in this clearing."

Knives tapped her chin and said, "Well, there could have been one, and the others already found them all."

"I guess," Neil said, shrugging as he could not think of any alternative solution.

Knives and Neil started to walk away before Stacey called out, "Hey wait, is that a box?"

Neil turned around and said, "What? Where?"

"That tree over there, it looks like something is on that big branch," Stacey said.

"I still don't see where it is," Neil said. Stacey walked over to Neil and with one hand she directed his head and the other she pointed at the tree in question. After a moment, Neil said, "Oh, now I see it."

Stacey smiled and said, "Let's get you that box." Knives ran over to the two to help them get the box out of the tree. Unbeknownst to the girls, Neil had a small blush on his face.

Confession Cam (Neil's in love!)

Neil – I admit, I've had a small crush on Scott's sister for a while now. However, I fear that if things went wrong between us in a relationship, our friendship would suffer. I don't want that.

The thousand foot cliff

About halfway up the thousand foot cliff was the large mech piloted by the Katayanagi twins. It was not latched onto the cliff in any way however. Surging from the feet of the large robot was fire, used in an attempt to keep the robot hovering. The robot fired a claw from its hand at the rock wall and soon returned, another box in its hand. The mech suit descended to the ground where it would disassemble and the two pilots would return to camp.

The opposite side of the island

Two figures flew to the point farthest from camp. Starting to look around, these two were shown to be Matthew and Roxy. Together the searched the rocky beach and the immensely dense forest in an attempt to locate two boxes.

Matthew happily cried out, "Hey, look I found a box!"

"Good for you. Now maybe you will leave me alone," Roxy bitterly replied.

Matthew stood there for a few seconds before he said, "Roxy."

The blond half-ninja turned around and gruffly said, "What? I'm busy here."

"Well, I was going to give you my box. That is, if you want it," Matthew offered, sounding much less evil than his title of evil ex number 1 implied.

Roxy looked surprised at his offer, turning around to mull over the idea in her head before she saw another box resting on the ground nearby. She picked it up and said, "No need. Now if you excuse me, I'm getting out of here. I would suggest you do the same."

Roxy then turned into her smoke form and darted toward the campgrounds. Matthew took to the skies, quietly saying to himself, "I will win you over Roxy. You'll see."

Confession Cam (Matthew has as much a chance of winning over Roxy than I have at not dying in a round of Call of Duty)

Matthew – You see, I don't believe in rejection. Somebody may turn me down, but I believe that if I keep working at it, eventually I can win them over. That's what I'm doing with Roxy. She may claim that she doesn't like me, but if I try hard enough, I believe I can win her affections.

The center of camp

Everyone sat around talking amongst themselves when Kyle and Ken arrived. The duo each had a box and then sat down near Todd. The vegan smirked and said, "Nice job guys. I knew you would get back before that failure Matthew."

The two Japanese men just nodded. Todd shook his head in response and said, "Seriously, you guys will have to say something eventually. If you don't you're as good as gone."

The black haired twin, Ken, said in a Japanese accent, "Sorry. We don't speak good English."

"Ah, so now it all makes sense. How the hell did you manage to date Ramona if you didn't speak English," Todd replied.

Kyle, the white haired twin, responded, "We don't know. Blame Bryan Lee 'O Malley."

Todd nodded and said, "Fair enough."

Just then, Neil, Stacey, and Knives ran into camp. "Are…we last? Who…else isn't…here," Neil panted.

Chris came up to the three and said, "Nope, you aren't last! We just need to wait for Matthew, Lucas, Roxy, and Gideon."

"Hey," Scott said, an idea forming in his head, "I killed all of the exes. How in the name of continuity did they come back to life?"

A shadow appeared in camp and transformed into Roxy, the half-ninja laughing. "Pilgrim, did you honestly think you have been the only person to ever get a 1-up? We all did," Roxy said as she sat down.

Scott scratched his head and said, "They why did I only fight everybody once?"

Matthew landed next to Roxy and said, "Because Pilgrim, the rules of the League of Evil Exes prohibits us from fighting somebody more than once. However, that only applies when we fight in order to keep you from dating Ramona. We can fight for no reason as many times as we wish."

Wallace took a sip of his beer and said, "Well, I'm confused. And I'm the one who gives Scott advice. You won't understand it at all Guy."

A voice called out, "Damn! We're the last ones back." Lucas rushed onto the scene in his skateboard, Gideon not too far behind.

Chris looked over everyone and said, "Well, it looks like everyone is back. Before I begin opening boxes, you are allowed to trade with whoever you like."

Confession Cam (Where people who don't like Scott come to plot)

Julie – I took the box from Chris because it was easy. But now that I think about it, I think it might have a really low number in it. It would be like reverse psychology. So I'm going to trade with Scott. Then he will get the lowest number and I can laugh in his (censored) face.

The contestants talked for a few minutes, a few trades going on. Stacey ended up switching first with Knives and then again with Ramona. Wallace went over to Lucas and asked if he could trade with his favorite movie star. Julie approached Scott who nervously said, "Oh, uh, hey Julie."

"Scott! Take my box and give me yours," Julie commanded. Since Scott was smart (sort of) he switched boxes with Julie so he would not incur her wrath.

After a couple more minutes Chris said, "Okay, time to open these boxes up! We're going in the order that you arrived in. Julie, your box, if you will."

Julie handed over her box, which Chris opened. He pulled out a slip with the number 26 on it. "Not too good Julie. Next up is Wallace," Chris announced.

Wallace put down his second bottle of beer and brought his box over, which had the number 12 written on it. Wallace shrugged and said, "Well, it was better than Julie."

Chris took Stephen's box and Kim's box at the same time and opened them. "Look's like Stephen got a 21 and Kim got a 9," Chris said as he tossed the empty boxes behind him.

Todd had opened his box with his psychic powers before Chris got to him. He took out a paper with the number 18 on it. He shrugged, knowing that he wouldn't be picking teams.

Scott and Ramona handed over their boxes, which Chris opened. " Scott got number 1! Congratulations," Chris said as he then looked at Ramona's number, "and it looks like Ramona has 11." As many people congratulated Scott for being an automatic team captain, Julie glared furiously at Scott.

Confession Cam (Somebody's angry...Hide me!)

Julie – What the (censored)? Why did that (censored) host Chris (censored) McLean put number 1 in the box he had at the beginning? Is he really that (censored) egotistical?

Chris – I've been told that most buildings can't contain my ego. That's why I host Total Drama on Wawanakwa Island. An entire island can easily contain my ego!

Chris then moved over to the two twins and hastily opened their boxes. "Well Ken got number 19 and Kyle got number 24. Moving on, it's time to see what positions Neil, Stacey, and Knives got," Chris stated as he opened their boxes.

Knives got 13 and Stacey got 17. Chris stopped and looked at Neil's slip before saying, "Well, looks like you got your other team captain! Neil got the number 2 slip!" The other contestants began to congratulate Neil on his captainship while Chris opened Matthew's box and Roxy's box.

"Matthew, you got a respectable number 10," Chris said as he turned his attention to the slip that was in the half-ninja's box, "and it looks like Roxy got 22." Chris worked his way over to Lucas and Gideon, the final two.

Lucas had been fiddling with the lock on his box with a small tool he had to work on his skateboard. Chris grabbed the box from the skater's hand and opened it, revealing a number 14. "Lucas got 14," Chris said as he opened Gideon's box, "and it appears Gideon got the number 7."

As everyone calmed down after the excitement, Chris announced, "So Scott and Neil are the captains! Now, if you would all follow me, it's time for the first elimination." Chris got up and led the contestants to a large campfire pit. On one side of the pit was an oil drum. On the other side sat about a dozen tree stumps. The contestants sat on the stumps or decided to stand as Chris made his way to the oil drum.

As he stood there, a large African Canadian man wearing green pants, a yellow shirt, a chef's apron and a chef's hat made his way to Chris with a box. "Yo Chris, here's the trophies for today," the man said as he set the box on the ground.

Chris smiled and said, "Thanks Chef. I need you to make dinner for the contestants now."

The man, Chef Hatchet, nodded and said, "Alright, oh Chris, have you seen the six pack that I bought yesterday? It's not in my fridge."

Chris pretended to have no idea what Chef was talking about as he said, "No I have not." Chef walked away and Chris faced the contestants. "Welcome to the first elimination ceremony," Chris said.

Knives asked, "Um, aren't we supposed to vote first?"

Chris chuckled and said, "Not today. You see, in order to prevent any predictable voting, I decided to add a twist to the elimination and not tell you guys!"

"So how do we know who lost," Todd asked, leaning against a tree.

"You will see in a second," Chris said as he began to explain, "These trophies represent victory and life at Camp Wawanakwa. If you get a trophy at an elimination ceremony, you are safe. If you don't, you are eliminated. You will be forced to walk the dock of shame and board the boat of losers and you can't come back ever! The first trophies go to our team captains, Scott and Neil!"

Chris tossed trophies to the aforementioned two, who caught them. Scott asked, "Um, why does this trophy have a box on it?"

Chris smiled and said, "Each day, the trophy will be different to match the challenge that took place. Next four to get trophies are Gideon, Kim, Matthew, and Ramona!"

Gideon looked at his trophy and said, "Plastic trophies. I heard this show had a problem with their budget, but this is ridiculous."

Ramona hugged Scott after getting her trophy and Kim looked indifferent. Matthew, on the other hand, was hit in the head by his trophy and hit the ground.

"Next up are Wallace, Knives, Lucas and Stacey," Chris announced as he tossed the next four trophies to their recipients. Wallace went to pour some beer in his but decided against it. Knives and Stacey shared a 'toast' with their trophies while Lucas just put his down.

Chris looked at the remaining six without trophies and said, "Six without trophies and only four trophies left. The next two go to Ken and Todd!" Ken caught his and quickly drew a Japanese symbol with a black marker, indicating it as his. Todd crushed his with telekinesis.

"Now before I continue, I just want to tell you the twist. The two people who got the lowest numbers in the challenge are eliminated! With that, Stephen, Roxy, you get the last two trophies," Chris said as he chucked the trophies at their recipients. Stephen just shrugged while Roxy stabbed hers with her sword.

Julie was furious, as evidenced by her screeching, "How dare you cheat me out of this game! You (censored) bastard! I'm going to sue you so much for this!"

"This challenge was all luck based. You just happened to get screwed over," Chris replied nonchalantly.

Kyle looked over at his brother and the two talked in Japanese for a moment. Ken nodded before Kyle walked toward the dock. Julie however, had no intention of leaving, "Look, I don't care what stupid (censored) rule you made up, you had no right to cheat me!"

Todd, getting annoyed, quickly used his powers to throw Julie at a nearby tree, rendering her unconscious. The announcer shouted, "K.O?"

Chris looked at the unconscious bitchy girl and asked Todd, "You mind using your powers to put her on the boat?"

"Not at all," the vegan rocker said before levitating Julie to the boat of losers. Kyle got on soon afterwards and the boat departed.

"So do we pick teams today," Scott asked.

Chris shook his head and said, "Nope! You do that tomorrow before the challenge!" The contestants merely walked away, content with not doing anything else after their first challenge.

Chris smiled for the camera and said, "And so with Julie and Kyle gone, the first day of Total Pilgrim Island draws to a close. Who will Scott and Neil pick for their teams? What kind of challenge will I create? Will Chef learn what happened to his beer? Find out the answers to all these questions, next time on Total Pilgrim Island!"

Author's Note: I apologize for the immensely long wait for this update. The reason as to why this update took 5 months was because my main focus is on my other fics, Total Drama High School and Total Drama Zombieland. When I started writing this, it was something that I just came up with. It's more for fun and as such it will not be updated as frequently. I still plan on writing this, just don't be surprised if it isn't very often. On a different note, each challenge from this point on will be two parts. So please review, and I will try to post the next chapter sooner than it took for this one. Oh, I also apologize for how short this is, but since the other challenges will be two parts, it will seem like more, or something.