I forgot to add the last chapter to this story. I really had nothing better to do today. This is the final chapter. Thanks for reading. :D

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Camera on Light and Mr. and Mrs. Yagami on Light's bed. They are looking at pictures and pointing.

The two potentials, and Misa, are seated on a couch anxiously waiting for Light to arrive. All three look very annoyed to be sitting so close.. When Light enters, they stand up simultaneously.

Light: (Smiles) Hey everyone. So I reviewed my choices carefully with my parents, and I have come to a decision.

Near: (Gratefully) Fantastic.

Light: Near, (Turning to Near), I can see why my father chose you. You are an untainted young man, and have a laid back attitude. I like that. (He gives a thumbs up). L, (Turning to L) you are just a sexy man with the flexibility of a wild animal. I like that. (He smiles) Misa, (Turning to Misa), I really hate you. It's unfathomable how much I hate you. I can't wait for you to leave my life for good. You can go suck my—

Sachiko: (Interrupts) Light! Move on!

Light: Yes, yes, of course. Near, while it was a fun date, you are kind of boring. Sorry.

Near: (Runs up to Light and licks his neck) I've been wanting to do that for awhile. Call me when you're lonely. It's been fun, peace out. (Holds up peace sign as he leaves)

Light: Uh…alright then. Now we're down to you two.

Misa: Misa Misa knows Light was just kidding before. He'd never turn down Misa Misa Misa Misa!

Soichiro: (Angrily) DAMNIT, just say it already!

Light: OKAY. The one I choose…is

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Light: OKAY. The one I choose…is…(Dramatic pause) MYSELF!

L, and Misa: (Looking at each other) Huh?

Light: I'm ASEXUAL! HAHA! Suckahhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssss. I was playing y'all. Now leave my house bitches, I'm going to go do myself.

Misa: WHA—WHAT????????????? (Sobs) Light is a joker! Ha ha ha! Funny Light!

Light: No, Misa. No one is joking Now leave, bitch.

L: (Sadly) I suppose I'll be going now. Farewell…

Light: L, It was fun, but you're nothing compared to LIGHT YAGAMI! (Licks his hand and runs it through his hair)

L: (As he leaves he sniffs and a tear flows down his cheek)

Misa: (Punches Light in the face) Woah! Misa doesn't know where that came from. But Misa feels…good!!!!! Better than any time with Light..Yay!

Sachiko: (Screaming) HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY SON LIKE THAT. YOU ARE RUINING HIS PERFECT FACE! (Dropkicks Misa)

Misa: OW! Misa knew Light's mommy was a devil in disguise!

Sachiko: EXCUSE ME? How do you know such big words, bimbo?

Sachiko and Misa continue fighting. Light goes to his room to 'do himself.' Soichiro speaks to the audience.

Soichiro: Ah, I think it is better this way. No annoying assholes hanging around our house, it's the perfect decision! MISSION COMPLETE. You have just witnessed…PARENTAL CONTROL.

FIN

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Were you expecting that? Didn't think so.

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