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We drove happily to Port Angeles. There we saw the stage where GC had played. Gerard looked even sexier than he did in the pictures. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was…James and the Vultures!

"Edward I'm not going to a concert with u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if it's MCR n u no how much I like them"

"What cause we…you know…" he gadget uncomfortably cause guys don't like to talk about you-know-what.

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.

"We won't do that again." Edward promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."

"OMFG are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess you're a prep or what now?"

"NO." he muttered loudly.

"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shooed angrily.

"Bella! I'm not! Please come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'The World is Black' by GC to me. I was flattened because that's not even a single; he had memorized the lyrics just for me!

"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then I went to my room. Alice was standing there.

"Hi girl." she said happily. "BTW Jessica got expelled. She failed all her classes and she skipped math."

"I never really liked her anyways." I laughed angrily. "Maybe Jessica move out of Forks too." I said.

"Kawai." Alice shook her head energetically lethargically. "O have a confession after she got expelled she ran away."

"Kawai." I commented happily.

"OH HEY by the way, I'm going to a concert tonight with MCR." I said. "I need to wear like the hottest outfit EVA."

Alice Nodded Energetically. "Totally let's go shopping."

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my special Hot Topic Loyalty card.

"No." My head snapped up.

'WHAT?" my head spun. I could not believe it. "Alice, are u a human?"

"NO!" She laughed. "I found some cool stores in Port Angeles that's all."

"Who told you about them" I asked sure it would be Edward or Jasper or Jacob. Or me.

"Charlie." She sed. "Let me just call our brooms."

"Charlie?" I asked quietly.

"Yah I saw the map for Port Angeles on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go."

We were going in a few stores ESPECIALLY for the concerts in Port Angeles. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for those who know real vampires."

"Real vampires?" I and Alice asked.

"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers there are in this town man! Yesterday Carlisle tried to buy a camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no he had a camera."

"OMFG NO HES GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

"You have to buy that out fit" The salesperson said. "You know what I am gonna give it to you free because u look really hot in that outfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's Bella Swan what's yours?"

"James." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "Maybe I'll see you there tonight."

"Yeah I don't think so because I am going there with my bf Edward you sick pervert!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Sam ran to us looking worried. "OMFG BELLA U NEED TO GET BACK INTO THE SCHOOL NOW!"

James gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he would help us with makeup if he wanted because he was really into fashion and stuff. Sam kept shooting at us to cum back to school.

"WTF Sam?" I shouted angrily. Well anyway Jessica came. Sam went away angrily.

"Hey you look cute." she said.

"Yah but not as cute as you." I answered sadly because Jessica's really pretty and everything.

"So r u going 2 the concert with Edward?" she asked.

"Yah." I said happily.

"I'm going with Jasper." she answered happily. Well anyway Edward and Jasper came. Alice was going to the concert with Emmett. Well anyway we all went 2 Edward's Volvo that his dad Carlisle gave him. We soon got there…I gasped. Gerard was the sexiest guy ever! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. Suddenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other members. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man... Every1 ran away but me and Edward. Edward and I came. It was…James and the Vultures!

"U moronic idiots!" he shouted angstily. "Bella, I told u to kill Jacob. Thou have failed. And now…I shall kill thou and Edward!"

"No, please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife. Suddenly an old man drove to us. He had short black hair. He was wearing a vest that said 'Ashlee Simpson' on the back. He shot his gun and James ran away. It was…Chief Swan!

I woke up the next day in my room. Chief Swan chased James away. Well anyway I went to school. There all the walls were painted black and the tables were black too.

"WTF!" I shouted going to sit next to Alice and Jessica. Suddenly a man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away James yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hair black.

"…CHARLIE?1!" we all gasped.

"WTF?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare James!"

"Hello everyone." he said happily. "As u can see I gave the room a makeover. What do u fink about it?" All the humans started to cheer. Well we vampires just looked at each other all disgusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!1.

"BTW you can call me Carl." HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.

"What a poser!" Edward shouted angrily as we went to Biology. We were holding hands. Jacob looked really jealous. I could see him crying but I didn't say anything.

"I bet he's having a mid-life crisis!" Jessica shouted. I was so angry.