All day we sat angrily finking about Charlie. We were so mad. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- the MCR concert. It had been postponed, so we could all go. Anyway, I went to the cafeteria sadly to cut classes. Edward was being all secretive. I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying.

"No one understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his auburn hair went in his topaz eyes.

"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled.

"Buy-but-but-" he grunted.

"You bastard!" I moaned.

"No! Wait! It's not what it looks like!" he shouted. But it was too late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, crying. Edward banged on the door. I whipped and wept as my bloody eyeliner streamed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my face. I took out a cigarette and started to smoke pot. Suddenly Sam Uley came. He had aspirated.

"You gave me a shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. "What do you fink you're doing in the girl's room?" Only it wasn't just Sam. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b James or maybe Edward but it was Charlie.

"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his black wannabe vampire purse. "What are you wearing to the concert?"

"U no who MCR r!" I gasped.

"No I just saw there was a concert that a lot of vampires and werewolves were going 2." He said. "Anyway Edward has a surprise for u."

All day I wondered what the surprise was. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since James had taken over the last one. I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 the Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside that it was Edward.

"What are you doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Carlisle! "R u gonna cum rape me or what." I yelled. I was allowed to say that because Charlie had told us all 2 be careful around Carlisle since he was a pedo.

"No, actually can I please burrow sum condemns." he growled angrily.

"Yah, so u can fuck your six-yr-old girlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarcastically.

"Fucker." He said, gong away. I went. Den I gasped…Carlisle and James were in the middle of the living room doing it, and a furry was watching!1

"Oh my god you ludicrous idiot!" they both shouted angrily when they saw me. The furry ran away crying. They got up, though. Normally I wood have been turned on (I love seeing guys do it) but both of them were humans. (Btw Carlisle is a human now)

"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (c I spelt that)

"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Carlisle shouted angrily.

"Well you should have told me." I replayed.

"You dimwit!" James began 2 shoot angrily. And then…I took out my camera and took a picture of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.

"Well excuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was that al about?"

"It was to blackmail u." I snarled. "So now next time you see me with my boyfriend you can't rat me out or I'll show this to Charlie." I started to run. They chased me but I threw myself at them and they tripped over me. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Jacob, looking extremely hot.

"WTF where'd Edward?" I asked him.

"Oh he's being a bastard. He told me he wouldn't cum." Jacob said shaking his head. "You wanna cum with me? To the concert?" Then…he showed me his car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his father Billy Black had given it to him. The license plate on the front said VPRZSUK on it. The one on the back said 'BELLA' on it. I gasped. We drove to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing. Jacob and I began 2 make out, moshing to the music. I gasped, looking at the band. Gerard was so hot! He began 2 sing 'Helena' and his sexy beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall…And den, I heard some crying. I turned and saw Edward, crying in a corner.

Later we all went in the school. Edward was crying in the cafeteria. "Edward, are u okay?" I asked.

"No I'm not!" he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry because I was afraid he would commit suicide.

"Its ok Bella." said Jacob comfortingly. "I'll make him feel better."

"You mean you'll go kiss him wont you!" I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Edward. Jacob came too.

"Edward please come!" he began to cry. Tears came down his face. I was so turned on because I love sensitive bi guys. And then…we herd sum footsteps! Jacob turned us into inanimate objects. We both did. We saw Mr. Varner there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw him come. He sat on the chair I turned into. "IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Varner.

"No!" Jacob the table said.

"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Varner. "Is there any1 in the cafeteria?" he asked. And then…Jacob kissed me! He did it just as…we were turning back into ourselves!

"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late because now we were ruining away from him. And den we saw Edward crying n busting in2 tears outside of the school.

"Edward!" I cried. "R u okay?"

"I guess though." Edward wept. We drove to my place. Edward and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isn't that depressing) on my bed together. As I was about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knock on the door and Victoria walked into the school!1

All day everyone talked about Victoria. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. Then I gasped. Standing in front of me where…Alice, Jacob, Jasper, Edward, Emmett and Jessica!

"OMFG" I yielded as I jumped up. "Why are u all here?"

"Bella something is really messed up." Edward said.

"OK but I need to put my clothes on first." I shouted angrily.

"It's all right. We have to go now and you look cute anyway. You're so beautiful." Edward said in a sexy voice.

"Oh all right." I said smiling. "But you have to tell me why you're being all straight and vertical."

"I will." he said. Inside the cafeteria we could see Chief Swan. Victoria was there shouting at Charlie.

"This cannot be!" she shouted angrily. "The school must be closed! The Voltaire is planning to kill the Cullens! You are not fit to be chief any longer! You are too old and your Alzheimer's is dangerous! You must retry or James will kill the Cullens!"

"Very well." Charlie said angrily. "Butt we cannot do this. We can't close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing James and she is in the school. And her name is…Bella Swan." Edward, Jessica, Jacob and Alice looked at each other…I gasped.