Author's note: back! Thanks to the reviewers! I'm glad you like it! I am hoping to make this into a YamixKaiba fic eventually…but for now, enjoy the story!

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(…) Yami/animal talking or thinking

"…" talking

'…' thinking

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Yami stared in shock at his reflection. No. way. This wasn't happening! He lifted his hand…er…paw…to the kitten in the mirror and the kitten did the same thing…yup. This was him. Before he could fully grasp his situation, the blasted toumb robber had yanked him into the air by the scruff of his neck again.

'darn toumb robber…why didn't he change into a cat? Not even a cat…a KITTEN!' In his anger, Yami swiped at Bakura using one of his little paws. In retaliation, the pale-haired theif lifted the kitten further and examined him.

"Hm…I think all that thick fluffy fur would make a nice pair of mittens, don't you, Pharaoh?" Yami's kitty eyed grew wide. He knew Bakura would do it too….with a yowl, Bakura let go of the feline pharaoh as sharp claws ebedded themselves in his skin. "YEOW!" With a hiss, Yami broke into a sprint down the hall into his hikari's awaiting arms.

"Oh Yami! Are you ok?" Yugi sweatdropped as his answer was a disgruntled kitty pout from the former pharaoh. "I'll take that as a no…" Ishizu stepped foreword.

"My apologies, Pharaoh…I had no intention for this to happen…I may be able to reverse it…I think…"

"How long will that take?"

"…"

"Ishizu…."

" Several months at least…"

There was a long silence…then…

"WHAT??"

"MEOW?!"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!" (Bakura)

Ishizu sweat dropped at the scene in front of her. First, there was Yugi, looking panicked and frantic as he tried to keep a hold on the squirming kitten that was once her pharaoh…and if she didn't know better looked ready to claw her face off with his newly grown claws…then there was Bakura, the cursed tumb robber, laughing his ass off in the background. Well at least one of us is happy today….

"I'm truly sorry…but it may take me a month or so to find the right spell for turning an aincient spirit's body from a cat to a human, then the time to go get it and come back, then I need to learn it and perfect it so this doesn't happed again…and that may take some time…"

Her scentence was cut short as a small black hairball flung itself at her face and began it's quest on clawing her eyes out.

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWWW! Yugi! Call Yami off!" Yugi sweat dropped and pulled a furious Yami off Ishizu's face. "Thankyou…I'll be leaving and I'll call when I find the reversal spell. Fair enough?" Yami frowned and nodded. "Good." And with that the Egyptian lady stormed out, making a mental note to herself to get her face bandaged.

Yugi glanced down at the fuming cat in his arms. "You know Yami…this may be fun while we wait!" Yami paled beneath his fur as his hikari gave him an evil look.

(oh no…)

"Let's go shopping!"

And thus, Yami's nightmare as a cat began…

At the Mall…

"Come on, Yami! It's not that bad!" Yugi chuckled at the angry puffball in his old cat carrier. Needless to say, Yami was not enjoying his captivity. When they made it to the mall's pet store Yami felt his fur rise on end. This was not right! It was loud!

"Meoww! Mew meeeoooooowwwww!" (Yuuugi! I wanna go hoooome!)

"I know Yami! Isn't it great?!" Yami hissed and swiped at Yugi's fingers through the bars of the cat carrier in retaliation.

(You know what I'm saying dumbass! Now let me out of this accursed thing!) Yugi rolled his eyes as Yami continued to hiss and spit. Even as a kitten his dark half still was a sourpuss at times.

"ooh! Yami! Look at this!" Yugi pulled Yami out of the cat carrier and showed him what he had found.

(Oh no. hell no Yugi. There is no way I am wearing that THING!) that thing happened to be a pink collar with fuzzy yellow sheep on it…and a BELL! A bell for Ra's sake!

(Yugi! No fair! You won't put that abomonation on me!) Just for the record, Yami despised yellow, sheep, and pink even more. Why did he have to be a cat? Why not something more…fierce? Like a lion…or a racoon or something. This sucks…I am going to kill Ishizu if I get the chance…her and the baka toumb robber!)

About a half an hour later Yugi left the store with a shopping bag full of cat goodies and a very disgruntled ex-pharaoh in the "accursed wire box that is going to the shadow realm once he was human again", in other words, the cat carrier.

"We're gonna have so much fun when we get home Yami! Going through all these toys and accessories!" Yami kitty-groaned at his sugar high hikari. This wasn't going to be fun…

Once they got home, Yugi was in such a rush to go through the bag of cat goodies that he put the cat-carrier on the counter and forgot to open it!

(Hey! Yugi! I'm still here! Helloooo?!) "Mew! Meaw! M-Meow meow! Merowwww?!" no answer…untill Yami heard something that made his little cat heart stop.

"Hey! Yugi! You wanna go to the arcade then sleep over tonight?"

"Sure Joey! Be right there!" when the door slammed Yami realized something horrible.

(CRAP! YUGI LEFT ME HERE! I CAN'T GET OUT!)

To Be Continued…

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Author's note: ok… that took forever…well I'm having fun writing it so I hope you like it! Please review and I'll update soon!