"What happened?" asked Edward and Jacob.

"Yeah what happened?" asked Darkness, Jessica and Alice. I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating Carlisle and Billy being fond. Everyone was proud of me butt I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Edward. They were cheesing my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Charlie. A banner was put up. Lots of preps were there obviously trying 2 be b vampires getting powder all over themselves- despite them not actually being vampires. Even Mr. Varner looked happy. A black and red cake had been brought out. Edward set up some fireworks in the shape of fangs from Wesley's Wizard Wises. I turned into a wolf with Jacob and Edward and we sneaked outside 2gether.

We went in2 a black room. The walls were black with portraits of gothic bands like MCR, GC and Marlin Mason all over them. A big black coffin was in the middle. Red velvet lined the black box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skulls in them. I sat down one of the chairs dispersedly. So did Edward and Jacob.

"Are you okay?" Jacob asked potting his hand on mine.

"Yah I guess." I said sadly. Edward also put his hand on mine. I smiled sadly. "The problem is…I have to seduce James. Ill have 2 go back in time" Edward started to cry sadly. Jacob hugged him.

"It's okay Bella." he said finally. "But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anything, are you?"

"Of coarse not!" I gasped.

"Really?" he asked.

"Sure." I said. Then I tried to jump in the coffin with Edward and Jacob.

Suddenly…"WHAT R U DOING!" It was…Carlisle and Esme!111

"Oh my satan!1" we screamed as we jumped out of the coffin. Carlisle and Esme started to shoot at us angrily.

"CUM NOW!1!" Esme yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room. Carlisle garbed the coffin and put it in his pocket.

"Hey!111" Jacob shouted angrily.

"Yeah what are you going to do with the coffin?" Edward demanded all protective, looking at me Longley with his topaz eyes. "Look, Charlie knows your little secret and if you do this again, then u will go to jail. So give back the coffin!1"

"Victoria thinks he is crazy there is no way she will believe him." Carlisle laughed meanly.

"Yes so shut your mouth you insolent fool!" yelled Esme. She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these weird tools in it. Edward started to cry. Jacob took out a black handkerchief and started to wipe my eyes. And then… he and Carlisle both took out guns. They started to shoot each other angrily. None of the ballots gut on each odder yet. I took out my gun.

"Crosio!" I shouted. Carlisle stated 2 scram he dropped the gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED SHOOTING. Esme chained us up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Carlisle I'm going 2 go now." She left. Carlisle started to laugh evilly. Jacob started to cry.

"It's ok Bella." said Edward. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the video u took of Carlisle." Carlisle laughed again. And then...he took out some steak!1!1111

"No!11" we screamed sadly. Carlisle stated loafing meanly. He took out a camera evilly. Then…he came towards Edward!1! He took sum stones out of his pocket. He put the stones around Edward and nit a candle.

"What r u doing!" I shouted angrily. Carlisle laughed meanly. He waved his gun and picked up a knife. He gave the knife 2 me.

"U must stab Jacob." he said to me. "If u don't then I'll kill Edward!1"

"No you bastrad!1" I yielded. But den Edward looked at me sadly with his topaz eyes that looked so depressant and sexy. He looked exactly like Cedric from Harry Potter. But then I looked at Jacob and he looked so sexy too. I thought of the time when we screwed and the time I did it with Edward and Charlie came and the tame where Edward almost committed suicide and Jacob was so sportive. Carlisle laughed angrily. He started to prey to James. He started to do an incapacitation dancing around stokes whipping Edward and Jacob. Suddenly an idea I had. I closedd my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepath massage to Edward and Jacob so they would destruct Carlisle.

"Charlie will get u!" Edward shouted.

"Yah just wait until Victoria finds out!11" Jacob yelled. Meanwhile I took out my gun.

"You ridiculous dondderhed!111" Carlisle yielded.

"Crosio!" I shouted pointing my gun. Carlisle screamed and started running around the room screaming. Meanwhile I grabbed my black mobile and sent a txt 2 Billy. I stopped doing crucio.

"You dunderhed!111 I'm going to kill-" shouted Carlisle but suddenly Billy came. Carlisle put the whip behind his back.

"Oh hello I was just teaching them something." he lied. But suddenly Mr. and Miss Varner came in2 the room and they and Billy unlocked the chains and put them around Carlisle. Then Miss Varner said 'Come on Bella let's go."

"I always knew u were on James's side." Billy said 2 Carlisle.

"No I'm not I was teaching them somefing!1" Carlisle clamed.

"Oh yeah?" I took some black Jameserum out of my pocket and gave it to Billy. He made Carlisle drink it. He did angrily. Then Charlie took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Carlisle. Then Miss Varner and Charlie made us get out with them while Carlisle told his secretes. Carlisle took Jacob and Edward to the nurse after thanking me a million times. Miss Varner took me to a dark room. Now I was going to go back in time to seduce James. Moving posters of MCR and Nirvana were all over. Alice and Jessica came too. Alice gave me a black bag from James's store.

"What's in the bag?" I asked Miss Varner.

"U will c." she said. I opened thee bag. In it was a slutty looking outfit.

"You look cute." Alice said.

"Fangs." I said.

"Ok now you're going to go back in time." said Miss Varner. "U will have to do it in a few sessions." She gave me a black gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnets like in Resident Evil. Then she gave me a black time-tuner. "After an hour use the time turner to go back here." she said. Then she and Alice put a Pensive in front of me. Every1 went in front of it.

"Good luk!1" Everyone shouted. Jessica gave me death's touch sin. Then…I jumped sexily in2 the Pensive. Suddenly I was in front of the School. In front of me was one of the sexiest goth guys I had ever seen. He was wearing long black hair. He had green eyes and pale whit skin. It was…James Bond!1111