"Hi." I said flintily. "I'm Bella Swan the new student." I shook my pale hand with their black nail polish with him.

"The name's James." he said. "But u can call me Satan. That's ma middle name" We shook hands. "Well come on we have 2 go upstairs." Satan said. I followed him. "Hey Satan…do u happen to be a fan of Green Day?" I asked.

"Oh my god, how did u know?" Satan gasped. "Actually I like GC a lot too."

"OMG me too!" I replied happily.

"Guess what they have a concert in Port Angles." Satan whispered.

"Port Angles?" I asked.

"Yeah that's what they used to call it in these times before it became Port Angeles in 2000." he told me all secretively. "And there's a really cool shop called Hot-"

'Topic!" I finished, happy again. He frowned confusedly.

"No it's called Hot Subject." He smiled secretively again. "Then in 1998 they changed it to hot topic." he moaned.

"oh." now everything was making sense for me. "So is Charlie your principal?" I shouted.

"uh-huh." he looked at his black nails. "u go to this skull?" he asked.

"Yah that's why I'm here I'm NEW." I SMELLED Happily. Suddenly Charlie walked in and started shredding at us angrily.

"NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!" he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from American eagle outfitters. "STUPID GOFFS!" Satan rolled his eyes.

"His so mean to us vampires and punks just because we're not preps."

I turned around angrily. "Actually I fink maybe its because you're the bark lord."

"WTF?" he asked angrily.

"Oh nothing," I said sweetly. Then suddenly…the floor opened. "OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. Everyone looked At ME weirdly."

"Hey where r u going?" Satan asked as I fell. I got out of the hole n it was back in the pensive in Miss Varner's classroom. Charlie was there. "Charlie I think I just met u." I said.

"Oh yeah I remember that." Charlie said, trying to be all gothic. Varner came in. "hey this is my classroom wait Bella what the hell r u doing?"

"um," I looked at her.

"Oh yeah I forgot bout that."

"How?" I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. But she's a vampire so it's ok. Miss Varner looked sad. "Um I was drinking Jamesserum." she started to cry black tears of depression. Charlie didn't know about them.

"Hey r u crying tears of blood?" he asked curiously, touching a tear.

"*beep* off!" we both said and Charlie took his hand away. Miss Varner started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. "Bella…I think I'm addicted to Jamesserum."

"Oh my god!1" I shouted sadly. "Should we get u 2 a hospital?"

"Hel no!" she said. "Listen Bella, I need your help. Next time u go back in time, do u fink u could ask James Potter 4 sum help?"

"Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. Edward was there!111

"Hey Sexy." I said.

"How'd it go Bella?" he asked in his voice was so sexy.

"Fine." I responded. We stared 2 go back in2 my house.

"How far did u go with Satan?" Edward asked jealously.

"Not 2 far, lol." I barked.

"Will you have to do it with him?" Edward asked nastily.

"I hop not 2 far!111" I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry.

"What happened to Carlisle?" I growled.

"U will see." Edward giggled listlessly. He opened a door…Carlisle was there!11 Billy was powering them by staging them with a black knife.

"NOOOO PLZ!1111" Carlisle bagged as Billy started 2 suck his blood. I laughed statistically. I took some photons of him and Carlisle being torque. (Ok I no this is men but fink about it people they r pedophiles and Carlisle tried 2 bite them and anyway sadists rock has any1 seen shark attack 3). We took sum of Carlisle's blood den Edward and I went back 2 our rooms. We sat on my bed. My cloves were kind of dirty. Edward put on 'desolation livers' by MCR.

I woke up in the coffin de next day. Edward was gone. Suddenly…Billy cocked on the door. I opened it.

"Hi Bella." he said. "Guess what u have 2 cum 2 Miss Varner's office."

"Ok." I said. I had wanted to be with Edward or maybe lessen to MCR or Evanescence. I came anyway.

"So what happened to Carlisle?" I asked Billy flintily.

"I tortured them." he answered in a statistic way. "They r in jail now." I laughed evilly.

"Where r Edward and Jacob?" I muttered.

"They are excused form school 2day." Billy moaned sexily. "Rite now they are watching the Nightmare b4 Xmas." We went into the office. Miss Varner was there. She took out the Pensive and the time-turner.

"Bella, you will have to do another session now. Also I need u to get me the cure 4 being addicted." she said sadly. "Good luck. Fangs!" And then…I jumped into the Principe again. Suddenly I looked around…I was in the Grate Hall eating Count Chocula. It was mourning. I was sitting next to Satan. On a table was a tall gothic man with long black hair, pail skin and blue eyes wearing a suit and black Converse shoes. He looked just like Charily Manson. I noticed……he was drinking a portent.

"Whose he!11" I asked.

"Oh, that's a teacher." Satan said. "He's the Portents teacher…Bella?"

"Yah?" I asked.

"Did u know that Tokio Hotel is playing in Port Angeles tonight? And they r showing The Exercise at the movies b4 dat."

"Yah?"

"Well…...want 2 go 2 the contort and the movie with me?"