I went in2 the cafeteria finking of Satan. Suddenly I gasped…Edward was there!111 I grasped.

"Edward what r u dong!111111" I gasped.

"Huh?" he asked. Then I remembered. It wasn't Edward. It was a teacher!1 He still had two arms.

"Oh hi Carlisle!1" I sed. "I'm Bella the new student loll we shook hands."

"Yah Satan told me about you." he said. He pointed to a group of sexy vampire guys. They where sitting in a corner. It was Billy, Jacob's dad and…Carlisle! "Listen I'm in a goth band with those guys." he said. "Were playing 2nite at the Tokio Hotel show as back-up.

"ORLY." I ESKED.

"Yeah." he said. "We're called Rainy Coast. I play the gutter. Billy plays the drums" he said pointing to him. "Carlisle plays the boss. And James plays the guitar to even of we call him Samara, after Samara in the ring."

"Hey bastards." I told them they gave me Depths touch sin. Suddenly I gasped again. "But don't you have a lead singer!" I asked. Carlisle looked dawn sadly.

"We used to but she did. She left us because she's human."

"Oh my god!11 That's so sad!1" I gasped.

"Its okay but we need a new led snigger." Samara said.

"Well…I said I'm in a band myself."

"Really?" asked Carlisle. I couldn't believe it. He used 2 b a vampire!111

"Yeah were called Bloody Gothic Vampires 666. Do u wanna hr me sing?"

"Yeah" said everyone. So the guys took out their guitarz. They began to pay a song bi Green Day.

"I wok this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams." I sang sexily (I don't own the lyrics 2 that song).. Every1 gasped.

"Bella? Will u join the band? Plz!1" begged Carlisle, Samara, Billy and Charlie.

"Um…ok." I shrugged. "Are we going to play tonight?"

"Yah." they said.

"Ok." I said but I new that I had 2 get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I could go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in front of me. It was…Marty Mcfli!1

"What th hell r u dong here!11" I asked.

"I will help u go forward in time Bella." he said seriously Den……….he took out a black time machine. I went in2 it and…suddenly I was forward in tim!111

EDWARD'S PONT OF VIEW LOL

Jacob and I chained Sam 2 the floor.

"Oh mi satan!11" Bella said. She was so hot. "Maybe I cud use Amnesia potion 2 make Satan fall in love with me faster!1"

"But u r so sexy and wonderful anyway Bella," said Jacob. "Why would u need it?"

"To make everything go faster." said Bella.

"But you won't have to do it with him or anything, will u?" I asked jealously.

"OMFG u guys r so scary!11" said Rosalie, a prep.

"Shut up!1" said Jessica.

"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Miss Varner's room." Edward, Bella and I went to her room. But she wasn't there. Instead James Rid was.

"Oh hi" he said. Listen, I got u sum cool new clothes. I took out the slutty cloves from the bag.

"OMG fangs!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took the clothes in the bag.

"OK Miss Varner isn't hr what should we do?" asked Edward. Suddenly he looked at a sign on the black wall.

"Oh my satan!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Miss Varner is away. She is too gothic she is in jail now. Classes shall be taught by Charlie who is back but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Victoria.

"OMFG!111" I shouted angrily. "How could they do that!11" Suddenly Charlie came.

"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily. Suddenly I saw Marty Muffle's black time machine!111 I jumped seductively in2 it leaving Edward and Jacob. Suddenly I was back in tim!11 I looked around. It was…Charlie's efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw the Amnesia potion on his desk. It was black with blood-red pentagrams in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my pocket. Suddenly the door opened it was…Charlie!11

"OMG what r u doing" he shouted angrily I don't know what r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.

"Oh sorry I was just looking around because I thought it was class." you said hoping he couldn't see the potion.

"Oh ok u can go now." said Charlie. You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Silas, Samara and Carlisle were there practicing Vampires will Never Hurt U by MCR.

"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Where's Satan?"

"Oh he's coming." said Billy. "BTW u can call me Hades now." Suddenly Satan came.

"Ok I will see you guys at the concert." I said and then I went with Satan. Satan and I walked 2 his car. It was a black car with pentagrams all over it. On the license plate said 666 just like Edward's car. I went in it seductively. Stan started to drive it. We talked about Satanism (lulz he was named after Satan), cutting, music and being vampires.

"Oh my Satan, Gerard is so hot!11" James agreed as we smoked sum weed.

"I totally decided not 2 commit suicide when I herd Helena." I said in a flirty voice. "…Hey Satan do u know the cure 4 when people r addicted 2 Jamesseruem?"

"Well…" he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Jacob blood." Suddenly James parked the car behind a black movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 the movie tethers were they were showing the Exercise. In it a boy and a girl were doing it suddenly a cereal killer came. Satan and I laughed at the blood because we're sadists. While Satan was watching the movie, I had an idea. I took Satan's gothic black Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his pocket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I put it back in his black Emile the Strange bag. Satan turned around and started 2 smoke it. Black clouds with red pentagrams and me started 2 fly around everywhere.

"OMG!111" Satan said jumping up. I gasped because I was afraid had noted.

"Bella guess what?" I new that the amnesia had worked.

"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said. "2 bad coz I wanted 2 use sum on u."

"Cool." I raised my eye suggesting. And den…he took of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I took of his shit . He had six-pack just r like Gerard Way!11

"Excuse me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shouted the lady behind us she was a prep.

"*beep* u!11" I said. Suddenly…………………. I attacked her sucking all her blood.

"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the preps in the theater screamed but everyone else crapped because Satan and I looked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside.

"How did u do that?" James asked in a turned-on voice.

"I'm a vampire." I said as we went into the car.

"Seriously?" he gasped.

"Yah seriously." I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive the car. I smelled happily.

"It's too bad we didn't get 2 c the rest of the movie, don't u fink?"

"Yah." I said as we kissed passively. Satan parked in a black driveway next 2 the place where Edward and I had watched GC for the first time.