When I woke up I was in a strange room. I looked around I was wearing the same outfit I had when is performed with Rainy Coast! I looked around confusedly. It was the Norse's office but it looked different!! On the wall was a picture of Tokio Hotel! (just imagine that he is a 80s gothic band 2 ok because he is more old den panic?! at the disco or mcr) there was also a Beatles calendar with a picture of the beetles wearing eyeliner and black cloves. On it said '1980.'
"OMFG!! I'm back in Tim again!" I screamed loudly. Suddenly Satan (this is actually James 4 photo refers!).
"OMFG Bella r u ok." He asked.
"Yah I'm okay 4 your in4mation." I snapped sexily. "OMG am I dead??" because I remembered I had jumped in front off the bullet from James's gun. I also remembered seeing Edward doing it with Carlisle! I guessed that when I ate the steak I had went bake in time instead of dying. I knew I could go forward in time if I found a time-toner or the time machine.
"No you're not dead." Satan reassured as he smoked a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face. "Ur a vampire so u can't die from a bullet. Cum on now lets go c how Jacob's dad is doing." I know that the real reason I didn't die from the ballet was because I was from the future. "WTF!! James almost shot Carlisle!!" I said indigo ally. I knew that James had really been possessed, but I didn't want him2 know I knew.
"Yah I know but he had a headache he was under a lot of stress." Satan reasoned evilly.
"I guess that's ok." I said because James hadn't really shot Carlisle. Also I know that Carlisle wood now have 2 arms instead of 1. I walked outside with Satan. Suddenly I saw a totally sexy bi guy!
"Hey." He said all quietly.
"Who is that?" I asked angrily because I did nut know him.
"This is…Laurent!" Said James. "He used to be in Rainy Coast 2 but he had 2 drop out because he broke his arm.
"Hey Laurent." I said seductively even though I was nut trying to b.
"Hi Bella." He answered but then he ran away because he had Biology. He was humming Welcome 2 the Black Parade under his breath (I no that is not 80s but pretend it is ok!!)
"Bye." I said all sexily.
"That was Laurent. He used 2 b my boyfriend but we broke up." Satan said sadly.
"OMFG I can get u back 2gether!" I said fingering something I didn't know was in my pocket - a black video iPod that I could take videos with.
"Ok u can 4get about your class for now, Laurent. I'm going 2 show u something grate!" I led them to the cafeteria. "Cum on u guys." Carlisle, James, Billy and Charlie were all in the cafeteria. Carlisle wouldn't talk with James because he had tried 2 shoot him.
He shouted at him. "Edward is never gong 2 b friends with Vampire now!"
"Yah Samara!" Carlisle agreed but I know he was lying because it had been his fault James had almost shot Carlisle.
"B quiet u guys." I said sexily. Mi plan was working out great. Now I could make James good! Now Jacob's dad wood never die. I sat depressed in Chief Swan's office with Laurent, Satan, James, Billy, Carlisle and Carlisle. Charlie was sitting in front of us cruelly. He looked younger den he did in the future. He had taken the iPod away and was now listening 2 a shitty Avail Levine song.
"What is this anyway??" he cackled meanly. I hoped he didn't find out that I was from another time.
"Whatever u do don't blame Bella, u jerk." Satan said.
"Yah, she was trying to get Satan and Laurent back together." Billy said defiantly.
"Be quiet you vampires." Charlie cockled. "If you're lucky I'll probably send u all to jail!! That will teach u to cooperate in the cafeteria." He changed the song on the iPod 2 a nosing song. Suddenly I noticed summing strong about the IPod. It was slowly changing! Charlie didn't notice.
"You poser." I buttoned.
"I bet you've never herd of GC." James said. Know I knew what the iPod was changing in2- Marti Muffle's time machine!
"Shut up James!!" Edward's dad shouted.
"Yeah shut up!!" Snake said creepily.
"No u shut up Charlie!" said James.
"I've had enough of u Satanists in my school!!" shouted Charlie spuriously. Suddenly I grabbed the iPod from him. "Evry1! Jump in b4 its 2 l8!! I jumped in2 it. But only 1 odder person jumped in. It was…Satan.
"You dunderheads!!" screamed Charlie wisely as we went. I looked around. I was in the cafeteria with Satan.
"Hey cool, where this is?" he asked in an emo voice.
"This is the future. Chief Swan's iPod that he tried to take away from me was really also a time machine." I told him.
"Cool what's an eye patch?" he whimpered.
"It's something u use 2 listen 2 music." I yakked.
"OMFG cool wait what's 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt?" he asked in his sexy voice.
"Um I guess sand??" I lay confusedly.
"Yah I was just trying to make sure u were still the same person." He triumphantly giggled. Suddenly some of my friends walked in.
"OMG you're alive!" said Angela. I explained 2 her why I was alive.
"Hello." said Jessica.
"Hey," Said Jasper with his hair.
"Hey who's that, Bella?" Alice.
"Oh it's Satan." I told her and she nodded knowing the truth. Suddenly Satan started to cry.
"Are you okay Satan?" we asked concernedly.
"OMFG you're from the future! What if you don't like m anymore because were from different times??" he asked.
"No I still like you." I said sexily to him.
"Ok." He said reservedly. I let him listen 2 Teenagers by MCR on my iPod while I was about to go outside to find out some things. I gave Jasper a signal to keep Satan occupied. Satan fell asleep. I took the iPod. I was about to walk outside. Miss Varner ran in!