Willow groaned her whole body was aching; she winced when she heard something crashing onto the ground. It sounded like more than a few bottles. Her eyes drifted closed again, she was incredibly warm and felt something heavy on top of her, it wasn't unpleasant just something strange.
She slowly opened her eyes and managed to make out a fuzzy shape. She attempted to get up but whatever was on top of her let out a muffled moan and nuzzled against her neck. Willow yawned and snuggled into the source of warmth it was definitely welcoming. Her mind was half asleep so she was having trouble comprehending anything. Willow was about to doze off again but her eyes snapped open when there was a cry of pain
"Oww" she whimpered clutching her side, it took a second for Willow to realise that she was on the floor in a mess of covers and sheets.
"Control yourself man" Phil groaned sitting up. "God damn will you put on some pants?"
Willow's wide eyes she abruptly sat up causing Phil to scream, he had no clue she was next to him
"You?" Willow asked
"You what-oh" Phil smirked his eyes drifted southwards. She looked at him in confusion and looked down. She yelped and grabbed the covers pulling them up. She was only wearing her bra and panties, or what was left of her panties they were ripped. "I told you I would get you by the end of this weekend-"
"Fuck off Phil" Willow snapped "I got no clothes and your…your pants are undone did we-"
"Oh yeah we did honey we had-"
"Shut up" she leant forward and pressed her palms against her eyes trying to ease the ache in her head "If you don't say it, it never happened"
"But it did" Phil smirked and much to Willow's annoyance he dropped a kiss on her shoulder. "Too bad I can't remember it-"
"Me either" she grumbled and pulled her hands away revealing her panda eye look "and...is Alan not wearing pants? Alan?"
She had just noticed that the bearded man was wearing nothing on his lower body and was sporting coloured beads.
"I need to piss-"Phil muttered
"No Phil" Alan cried out "Phil don't go into the bathroom-"
"Alan just calm down" Phil attempted to sooth the frantic man. Willow was barely paying attention she was just concentrating on not throwing up.
"Phil there's a tiger in the bathroom" the chubby man screamed
"Alan" Willow cringed "please stop screaming-"
"What's going on?" Stu asked, the brunette noted that the dentist looked complete lost
"There's a jungle cat in the bathroom" Alan screeched. Willow could only manage to get onto her knees. Oh god she couldn't move if she did she feared she would throw up
"Ok, ok, I'll check it out" Phil saw that Willow was seriously struggling to stand so bent down and wrapped his arm around her waist pulling her up onto her unsteady feet. He didn't miss the fact that Alan was staring at her
"The tiger-"Alan whimpered. As Phil picked up the sheet and wrapped it around a completely wrecked looking Willow
"I'll check it out" Phil turned on his heel and headed towards the bathroom. She swore seeing the claw marks on his back; even though she couldn't remember a damn thing going by the state Phil was in they had a wild night of passion. She looked over to Alan and frowned
"Are you…are you wearing my earring?" she asked seeing the bloodied ear
"Er….here-"he went to take it off but Willow violently shook her head
"No, no you keep it" Willow rubbed the back of her head. As Phil opened the bathroom door but quickly slammed it shut. She jumped hearing a loud roar
"Holy fuck" Phil shouted laughing as he did so. "He was right there is a tiger in there"
"I told you" Alan cried
"No there isn't" Stu denied. Willow swore and saw that the dentist was somewhat out of it still.
"Yes there is" she snapped
"No there isn't-"
"Yes-"
"No-"
"Shut up" Phil snapped silencing the pair; he was too hung-over to deal with. He grabbed the shirt he arrived in and took in Willow's frazzled state. "Holy shit I did a number on you" he laughs
"Huh?" Willow asked
"You should go get dressed" he said. "And don't get pissed when you look in the mirror" he called after her retreating form. She waved him away and goes back into the bedroom.
Her jaw dropped taking in sight of the room, like the rest of the villa it was in complete disarray. Willow took the whole place, the sheets were messed up. She scrunched up her nose in disgust when she saw numerous condom wrappers littered around the room. The bed was a mess
"Oh god it even stinks of sex" she muttered under her breath. Willow rummaged through her duffle bag pulling out a clean pair of denim shorts and a tank top. Willow hurriedly pulled on her clothes and dared to look in the mirror. Her brows knitted together
"Fucking Phil" she muttered seeing the scattered love bites that she adored on her throat and her collar bone. "What the?" she saw another love bite just peeking out of her bra. "Ergh" Willow groaned and picked up the hotel supplied hair brush. She hoped it was clean. Willow ran the brush through her hair and decided to leave her chocolate brown locks out in a vain attempt cover the marks. She had just finished brushing her hair and was about to place the brush on the vanity but she dropped it to the ground.
"What the fuck?" Willow breathed her eyes were the wide of saucers. There on her ring finger was a ring. But it wasn't just any ring. No it was the ring that Phil had worn on his pinky finger.
"If I don't say it out loud then it never happened" she refused to believe that. Her and Phil married? Pfft no way. They would never have done that even if they were completely hammered. Willow wrenched the ring off of her finger and shoved it into her pocket. She'd later on discreetly place it in Phil's bag.
With a deep breath she exited the room. Her head was still pounding but it was steadily getting better. She returned to the main part in the villa and saw Phil sitting on the couch with Stu in the opposite one.
Willow flopped down on the couch and pressed her hands against her temple
"Better?"
"No" came her muffled reply. Phil rubbed her back and looked over to Stu "How are you feeling buddy?"
"I am in so much pain right now" Stu exclaimed,
"I know how you feel" she mumbled and looked around at the suit, "Is there….a chicken?"
"Hmm-"
"God damn" Phil exclaimed "look at this place-"
"I rather not" Willow uttered leaning her head back it was cushioned against Phil's arm
"I know Phil, Will they have my credit card downstairs. I am so screwed" Phil picked up the can on energy drink and took a huge gulp.
"How does a tiger get in the bathroom?" Alan uttered, Willow looked at him and then quickly looked away "It almost just killed me-"
"Hey bro you mind putting on some pants? I feel it's little weird that I have to ask twice" Phil called out.
"I can't find any-"
"Use the sheet" Willow shouted getting more and more annoyed "I just don't want to stare at your bare ass" Alan heeded her advice and picked up one of the sheets that she and Phil had been sleeping on. He wrapped it around his lower half and wondered off.
"What the fuck happened last night?" Phil asked
"No clue. I can't remember jack-shit-"
"Will? Phil? Am I missing a tooth?" Stu asked. Both Willow and Phil leant forward
"I can't-holy shit" Phil laughed
"Oh my god" Willow covered her mouth with her hand stifling her laughter "here" she picked up an empty platter and handed it over to the dentist
"My lateral incisor is gone" Stu yelled panic stricken.
"Stu chill-"
"How can I chill?" he shrieked
"God-damn you scream like a woman" Willow uttered "It's a tooth Stu they do grow back-"
"But what am I going-"
"It's fine. Everything is fine. Alan go wake up Doug let's get some coffee and get the fuck out of Nevada before housekeeping shows up" Phil rubbed his eyes.
"What am I going to tell Melissa? I lost a tooth and I have no idea how it happened" Stu cried.
Willow took a deep breath and forced herself to be calm "Tell that bitch to go suck on it. God Stu just leave her" she snapped
"I can't-"
"Just calm down I got a massive headache and you're freaking me out and-hey what's that on your back?" Phil asked catching sight of something on Willow's back "Move forward-Oh shit-"he exclaimed gently pushing her forward
"What? What is it?" Willow asked and grew even more panicked when Stu swore loudly "WHAT?"
Phil swallowed "Ok don't freak-"
"Just fucking tell me" Willow screeched the pair of them weren't helping her nerves
"So much for not freaking out" Stu muttered but blanched seeing the glare that she threw his way
"Fuck off you nerdy hillbilly-"
"Ok Will out of-"
"Hey I never knew you got a tattoo" Alan exclaimed. There was a resounding silence
"WHAT?" Willow yelled jumping off of the couch and leapt over the smoking chair and stared at herself in the large mirror. She could make out cursive writing
"What the …it-'Phil's bitch'?" she cried out "This is your fault" she shouted at him.
"How the fuck is it-"
"Oh my god" Stu called out "She's right I do look like nerdy hillbilly-"
"Screw that" Willow yelled "I got a tattoo"
"Would you two stop?" Phil said trying and failing to calm the screaming pair. "Alan where's Doug? You're supposed to find him. And Will chill you look hot with a tattoo"
Willow shot him a dirty look and turned back to the mirror to see the tattoo
"He's not in here" Alan said
"What?" Willow asked pulling her top down
"Did you check all of the rooms?" Phil asked
"Yeah plus his mattress is gone"
"Oh shit" Willow muttered and rushed out into the corridor and into Doug's room and saw that like her room it was a mess and there was no mattress. "He's right. Where could he be?" she ran back into the main room. She was now standing next to Alan, the brunette had the urge to take the earring out of his ear
"Will relax he probably went to the pool to get something to eat" Phil dug into his pocket and pulled out his cell. Willow sighed and ran her fingers through her hair; she looked around hearing a cell ringing. Alan spotted the ringing cell first cell and picked it up
"Hello?" Alan said into the phone earning an incredulous look from Willow
"Alan?"
"Hey-"
"Oh my god" she muttered shaking her head and clenched her eyes shut she felt like utter crap.
"It's Phil-"
"Oh hey Phil-wait this Doug's phone, this is Doug's phone" Alan said realising what was going on. Willow rolled her eyes and took it off of him. She tucked it into her pocket. "Brilliant we got no clue where Doug is and we've got no way to contact him" she frowned,
"Willow. Trust me" Phil said "it can't get worse-"but he was cut off by the sound of a baby crying. Making the room's occupants freeze
"What the fuck is that?" Stu asked.
"The closet" Willow ran in that direction with the three men on her heels, she pulled open the door and saw a little baby crying in his carrier.
"Aww it's so cute-"
"Willow don't pick it up. it might think you his mom or some shit" Phil said.
Willow rolled her eyes and unbuckled the baby, a smile came on to her lips as she bounced the baby gently "Hello" she smiled at the baby instantly soothing it.
"Whose fucking baby is that?" Phil asked, a strange feeling shot through him seeing Willow smiling and holding the baby
"Alan are you sure that no one else was in here?" Stu asked. Willow was a nurse so she was accustomed to taking care of people which of course included babies. She picked up the tiny hand and blew a raspberry on it causing the baby to squeal with laughter.
"I checked all of the rooms no one is here. Can we keep it?" Alan begged
"No" Phil snapped, the baby grabbed Willow's nose and squeezed it causing her to giggle. Alan reached over and poked the baby's cheek causing it to cry.
"Alan-"she slapped him upside the head and bounced the baby once again soothing it.
"We don't have time for this" Phil said "let's go hook up with Doug and deal with the baby later"
"Are you a retard?" Willow uttered shocked by why he just said
"Phil we're not going to leave a baby here. There's a fucking tiger in the bathroom" Stu yelled in disbelief
"It's not our baby-"
"My god you are a retard. We're not leaving the baby" Willow snapped holding the baby close
"Yeah I'm siding with them on this one" Alan piped in.
"Fine we'll take it with us" Phil sighed seeing that he was outnumbered "can you just at least find some pants?" he walked off.
They parted ways, Alan went off to go look for his pant. Stu had hurried off to find something to sooth his throbbing mouth.
Willow rooted around the closet and managed to find a device that allowed you to strap the baby to your chest. She picked it up and walked back into her room. Needing to freshen up.
Willow entered the messy room and laid the baby blanket down on the bed.
"Here you go sweetie" she gently lowered the baby onto the bed. And smiled as the little one squealed and giggled "Aww" she cooed and once she saw that the baby wouldn't roll off. The brunette rummaged through her duffle bag and pulled out her wash bag. She hurriedly brushed her teeth and used the bottle of water to rinse out her mouth. She spat it out in the potted plant. There was no way in hell she was going near the bathroom.
When she was done she turned back to the baby and smiled down at him "You sure are a cutie." She tapped its little button nose. "Hmm now-Jesus Phil" she jumped when Phil appeared behind her "what are you-"he grasped her hand and spun her around. "What-"
She was cut off when he slammed his lips against hers. Willow's eyes widened and she gasped when he nipped her bottom lip. This gave Phil the opportunity to plunge his tongue into her mouth. She moaned and backed up into the wall.
Her lips moved against his, she moaned when his thumbs stroked the sliver of her skin. It took her a minute to get her mind back to working gear; she pulled away getting her breath back.
Phil rested his temple against hers. He wanted to do that since they had first arrived here.
"What was that about?" she asked
"I needed to do that" he muttered pressing his body against her supple one.
"Why?"
"The last time we fucked I couldn't even remember so this time I definitely want-"she shoved him back
"You're disgusting." She spat glaring at him.
Phil's eyes bugged out realising what he just said "No Will-"
"You think because we spent one night together that what? I'll be your booty call?" she snapped
"I didn't mean it like that" Phil cried out but she glared at him
"Don't touch me" she shoved him away and walked towards the baby. Phil let out a groan and rubbed his face. He made his way towards her she felt his front brush against her back. Willow swallowed when she felt the tip of his nose brushed against the side of her throat. Phil pressed his lips against the shell of her ear. She bit down hard on her bottom lip when she felt his teeth scrape against her earlobe
"You're not some booty call to me Will. You mean far too much and-"he was interrupted when there was a knock on the door and Alan walked in. Willow pushed passed Phil
"What Alan?" he growled pissed that they were interrupted; at least he was wearing pants now.
"Can I hold the baby Will?"
"Erm Al…" her eyes darted between the baby and Alan. Phil rolled his eyes and went off to freshen up.
"Please, please, please" he begged clasping his hand together "I'll be careful I promise…"
"Fine" Willow reluctantly agreed "come here" god she thought sometimes Alan sure did act like a child. She picked up the carrier and strapped it to his chest. Willow plopped the baby in "No matter what you do. Do not drop the baby Al-"
"I'm not a ruh-tard Will-"
"Are you ladies done yet?" Phil shouted
"Coming" Alan walked out of the room. Willow canted his head to the side thinking was Alan swaying his hips? She shook her head
"For someone who claims not to be a retard he does pronounce ruh-tard" she huffed and grabbed her sunglasses.
Willow found herself slumped against the elevator beside Phil. Alan was near the front next to Stu. The dentist was holding up a raggedy washcloth to his face. He had made a homemade ice pack.
"Why can't we remember a goddamn thing last night?" Stu asked.
"No clue" Willow muttered everything from last night was completely blanked. She didn't remember zilch. Worst part was she slept with Phil and knowing him when they get back home they would be no way of him letting that go. Oh god she hoped Doug never finds out.
"Because we obviously have a great fucking time, why don't you just stop worrying for one second and be proud of yourself-"
"Because unlike you we're actually worried" Willow snapped "this isn't like college Phil where'd you get drunk and mess around on campus. We are in Vegas anything can happen here" she ran her hands through her messy hair "Grow up Phil-"
"Excuse me?" Phil snapped "I have grown up-"
"You sure don't look like it" she sneered her frustration of not knowing what had gone down last night was getting to her.
"Will calm down-"
"Now that's ironic" she huffed it was. Stu was attempting to calm the situation down "Fuck off Stu-"
"Hey-"
"This is a nightmare"
"You're not making it any easier" Phil snapped
"You're too relaxed and Doug? Where is my brother?"
"Yeah Phil what the fuck did we do last night?" Stu uttered his gaze focused on the taller man
"Why are you laying all the crap on me? Huh-"
"You guys?"
"WHAT?" Stu, Phil and Willow shouted at the same time glaring Alan
"I don't think you're negative energy is helping the baby" he said casually and poked the baby's cheek.
Willow sagged against the lift realising that their fighting wasn't going to be helping anyone. She was just still so annoyed at Phil.
The elevator pinged and the doors slid open revealing an elderly woman who smiled at the baby
"Aww he's adorable" the old lady cooed "What's his name?" she looked at Willow.
"What? Just because I'm a woman you assume it's mine? God you're-"
"Ben, Ben. My wife is just tired from the sleepless nights" Phil cut her off. And much to the brunette's annoyance Phil wrapped his arm around her shoulders and held her close.
"It's fine. I've remembered going through that with my kids" the old lady smiled.
"Yeah" Phil chuckled and snuck a swift kiss on her cheek. Willow swallowed
"So Ben?"
"He's name is Carlos" Alan said staring straight ahead, the woman look questioningly at Phil and Willow who she assumed were the parents.
Willow plastered a smile onto her face and gave the crazy sign to the lady. "Not well. He's related to him" she jerked her thumb in Phil's direction. She smirked seeing the glare that was on his face.
Now Willow thought this was an awkward elevator ride.
Willow leant her head back. They were now beside the pool and Stu was currently going around the hotel looking for Doug. She would have helped but every time she moved she felt like she was going to throw up.
"Here" Phil pushed a mug of coffee towards her. She shot him a grateful smile and took a much needed to gulp, a woman sporting a bikini strolled passed. Willow rolled her eyes seeing staring at her as she walked pass.
"You seriously are still like a college frat boy" she muttered under her breath but he heard. Phil leant forward so that his shoulder brushed against hers.
"Hmm just so you know you'd look way hotter in a bikini" Alan was too busy to pay attention to the pair. Willow spat her coffee back out into the mug when she felt Phil trailing his hand across her inner-thigh. She grabbed his hand and went to shove it off but he twisted it and held onto her hand.
"Phil-"
"You know despite all this you do feel something for me-"
"Hate-"
"Really?" he asked. Chocolate brown eyes met a pair of vibrant blue. "You know what they say Will, there's a thin line between love and hate. And you're toeing over it…"
Willow glanced away and bit down on her bottom lip. Despite what she said she could never hate him, sure dislike but hate? No way it was pretty hard to hate someone who you once loved or maybe still do.
"Phil-"
"Hey guys look at this" Alan laughed. Phil clenched his jaw he was remembering a time when they weren't interrupted by Alan.
"Al what are-holy shit" Willow exclaimed seeing the bearded man holding the baby's arm and making motions as if the little baby was jacking itself off.
"He's jacking his little weenis. Not at the table Carlos"
Willow swallowed her laughter and glanced around "Pull yourself together man" Phil chuckled. She grabbed Alan's arm
"Stop people are looking" she hissed. Willow plastered a smile onto her face and waved the elderly couple who was sitting a few tables away from them.
They shot her dirty looks causing the smile on her face to falter. Phil didn't miss this and grabbed one of the muffins off of Alan's plate and threw it. Managing to hit the old man on the back of the head
"Phil-"
"Ssh" Phil hissed "pretend to be busy-"
"Doing what-hmph-"he cut her off by giving her a quick kiss on the lips, her eyes were wide open,
"There" he moved back "they're looking somewhere else"
Willow glanced over to the couple and saw that they were shooting the kids who were a table over from them dirty looks now thinking they were the ones who threw the muffing at them.
"You ok?" Phil asked her
"Hmm?"
"You've just-don't get mad about that. I couldn't think of another distraction-"
"It's fine" she uttered and finished the rest of her coffee. It was more than fine actually her lips were still tingling. Willow cleared her throat and saw Stu jogging over to them.
"Hey" he took a seat on the other side of Willow "I looked everywhere the gym, casino the front desk nobodies seen Doug-"
"What?" she asked her brows knitted together in worry
"He's fine" Phil assured Willow grasping "He's a grown man-"
"He didn't take his cell Phil" she uttered
"Both of you just need to calm down, here Stu have some juice" the nurse didn't miss Stu paling,
"How about some coffee?" she offered holding the mug out to him, "most of its gone but….ergh-" she balked when Stu vomited into the mug of coffee. "That's disgusting" she shifted over so that she was closer to Phil,
"I can't have coffee right now" Stu mumbled. Willow shook her head and rubbed his back
"Alright" Phil decided to take charge seeing that the others weren't even functioning properly "let's just track this thing" he cleared his throat as Willow rested her elbows on the table "Ok let's see, what's the last thing we remember doing last night?"
Willow rubbed the back of her head "The shots, we did the shots on the roof-"for her everything after that seemed to go pass in a blur.
"Ergh…-"
"Don't throw up again" Willow uttered this was meant to be her vacation and she didn't want to spend it taking care of her hangover friends.
"Then we had dinner at the Palm-"Phil wrote it down "And then you somewhere along the night got a tattoo-"
"Please don't remind me" she muttered god she had forgotten about that.
"Then we played craps at the Hardrock" Alan said, the brunette was impressed seems like Alan was the only one coherent enough to recall the evens from last night. "And I think Doug was with us…"
"Sounds right-"
"Oh get real Phil. I don't even remember ending up back at the villa-"Willow sighed
"She's right I don't even remember going to dinner" Stu said annoyed as well. He dropped the raggedy washcloth and scratched his head.
"I know" Phil slammed his pen down "What the fuck? I don't even think I've been this hung-over before" he placed his hands on the back of his head.
"After the Hardrock I blacked out it's like emptiness." Alan laughed
"No Alan" Willow muttered as Stu shot the man an incredulous look. Phil picked up the napkin he was writing on his eyes skimmed over what he had written so far.
"Ok, we have up until 10pm so that gives us a twelve hour window where we could have lost him" Phil uttered
"12 hours? He could be anywhere" Willow moaned "what do we do now?" she asked. Phil rubbed his hand on the small of her back attempting to sooth the frazzle brunette.
"What is this?" Alan held something up. Willow canted a head to the side her lips tugged down into a frown
"Is that….a tooth-"
"Oh my god" Stu shouted "that's mine. Give me that why do you have that?" he took it off of him "what else is in your pocket?"
"No this is a good thing, everyone check your pockets. Check your pockets" Phil said the men dug into their pockets. Willow didn't bother she had worn a dress last night and it had no pockets. Plus she had change earlier.
She unpeeled the banana and mushed it up giving the baby something to eat, since she didn't know when the little baby ate. Phil glanced over the brunette and felt something clench in his gut seeing her feed the baby. A smile came to his lips; Willow would make a brilliant mother he thought.
"I have an ATM receipt from the Bellagio 11.05 for eight hundred dollars?" Stu asked his voice going higher at the end.
"Let me see" Willow took it off of him and swore "wow" she muttered and heard the baby whining reaching for the spoonful of mushed up banana she gently plopped it in his mouth.
"I am so fucked what am I going to tell Melissa?" Stu uttered.
Willow rolled her eyes "You're going to ask her for your balls back that's what" she huffed "Grow a pair…isn't that right. He needs to grow a pair right Carlos? Yes he does-"she fed the baby another spoonful of mushed up Banana
"You're making baby talk about my balls?" Stu asked. Phil snorted and shook his head.
"Hey Will you wanna give me a mushy banana?" Alan asked seriously. Her eyebrows shot to her hairline at that
"Erm…no?" she uttered 'wow' she mouthed to Phil who shrugged his shoulders.
"No fair" Alan pouted
"What do you have their Al?" she asked steering the conversation back on hand.
"A valet ticket for 5.15 am" he dropped the ticket in the centre of the table
"Oh shit we drove last night?" Phil groaned running his hands down his exhausted looking face.
"Yeah things are certainly looking up" Willow said sarcastically
"Drunk driving classic" Alan laughed,
"We seriously need to get you tested" she huffed and picked up a clean napkin wiping baby Carlos's face, getting rid of the smeared banana stains. Stu laughed sarcastically like Willow he wasn't finding anything funny.
"What's on your arm?" Alan tapped Phil's wrist.
"What the fuck?" Phil exclaimed, Willow grabbed his hand and swore
"Jesus Christ-"Stu uttered "You were in the hospital last night"
"Crap what else did we do?" Willow muttered, her brown eyes did a quick once over
"Are you alright?" Alan asked
"Yeah Alan I'm fine-why-"he grunted when Willow cupped his face "Will what-"
"You might have a concussion or something…or head injury and-"he stifled the urge to let out a groan when he felt the soft pads of her fingers touch his scalp.
"Oh that's good-"
She ignored him; damn he did have soft hair "No bumps or lumps. Are you feeling any pain anywhere else?" she asked in nurse mode.
"Yeah I got a big problem downstairs" he smirked wagging his eyebrows up and down suggestively. Willow blushed and threw the rest of Alan's muffin at him so it bounced off of his head.
"Dick-"
"That's where my problem is and-"
"Shut up Phil" Stu and Willow shouted in unison. "What the hell is going on?" Stu asked
"No Stu Will, this is a good thing-"
"Really you ending up in hospital is a good thing? Are you sure you didn't bump your head?" Willow questioned the sun was beating down on them and it wasn't at all helping with her headache.
"No it gives us something to go on we have a lead now" Phil told them.
"Hey Stu watch this" Alan once again made it look like Carlos was jacking himself off. Stu giggled but straightened his face seeing the glare Willow was shooting him.
"Not cool-"
"So cool-"
"ALAN STOP JACKING THE BABY'S WEENIS OFF" Willow shouted there was a resounding a silence around them, "I'm going to get the car" she snatched the valet ticket and walked off.
"Erm…she's rehearsing for a play" Phil improvised gathering his own things "It's coming out by the end of the month. Check it out-"he ran off after Willow
"Oh is Will really in a play?" Alan asked excitedly "she can pull of being an actress and-"
"Shut up Alan and grab the baby-"
"His name is Carlos" the bearded man snapped
"Whatever" Stu grumbled.
"Ticket?" the perky woman asked, Willow was at the counter and slid the ticket over to the woman.
"Hey" Phil appeared behind a stressed out Willow.
"Hi-"
"So screaming-"
"Don't start this is getting too much Phil" she uttered tears welled up in her eyes "we lost Doug, we got a baby…and Stu lost a fucking tooth. Shit" she muttered hastily wiping her tears she hated crying. It was a big no-no for her. "Doug is lost he-"
"Ssh" Phil wrapped his arms around her bringing her into a tight hug "We'll find Doug Will, I promise you that-"
"But what if we don't?" she asked he pulled back and stoked his thumb across her cheek "He's the only person I got now and if-"
"I promise we'll get him back" Phil said sincerely. She smiled and nodded she saw his eyes darting down to her lips "how-"
"Here you go" the perky woman behind the counter appeared, "Your car should be coming round. Have a pleasant stay" the blond woman handed a receipt over to them.
"Will-"
"Let's go check out this lead" Willow said, what the hell was she doing? She was more than willing to kiss Phil but right now? She had to find Doug first. And this whole vacation was meant to be for her to enjoy herself and celebrate Doug getting married. Not for her to rekindle whatever she had with Phil from years ago.
Willow needed to get her head on she grabbed the receipt and hurried over to Phil and Alan. The tubby man had once again strapped the baby to his chest but now Carlos was sporting his sunglasses. To Willow the baby looked super cute.
"Hey Phil" Alan said as the pair joined him and the dentist. Stu had ditched the raggedy washcloth "I don't think Doug would want us to take the Mercedes"
"Well we don't know because he's not here" Willow said making sure that the baby was securely strapped onto Alan.
"Relax we'll be careful" Phil said pushing his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose.
"But my dad loves this car and he left Doug in charge of it and-"
"Seriously Alan?" Willow asked incredulously
"We got bigger problems than that. Doug could be seriously hurt he could be in the hospital or-"
Willow looked over her shoulder she could hear shouting her eyes widened taking in the sight, she elbowed Stu
"Er guys…" Stu said "check it out"
They all gazed up and saw at the top of the hotel a mattress was thrown over a marble statue.
"Is that the mattress from Doug's room?" Alan asked
"What the fuck?" Willow muttered gazing up at it. Phil moved towards a guy who slammed his trunk door shut
"Hey man what's going on here?" Phil asked clutching onto his coffee cup, Alan, Stu and Willow all gathered around.
"Some asshole threw his bed out of the window" the man replied
"No shit" Phil breathed
"Yeah" the guy's eyes landed on Willow causing Phil to scowl "some guys just can't handle Vegas"
"Ha ha-"
"You seriously need to sort out your sarcastic laugh Stu" Willow shook her head. The man left the quartet and the baby and climbed into his car.
"It's going to be ok" Phil assured her "how the fuck-"
"Holy fuck" Willow gaped, a police car came to a screeching halt in front of them, the valet got out of the car.
"There's your car officers-"
"No that's not ours-"Phil slapped his hand over Willow's mouth shutting her up
"Everybody act cool and don't say a word" he said the last part to the only female in the group, Willow nodded he removed his hand "let's just get in and go"
"This feels so wrong" she muttered under her breath they all moved towards the police car.
"Hey Stu you got a five?"
"No-"
"Will-"but he stopped talking seeing the look on her face "I'll hit you on the way back man"
Phil got into the driver's side, and Willow slid in the front passenger seat. She heard a slam and a wail
"Oh my god you just nailed the baby-"
"What-"
"He's fine Will" Stu said but glared at Alan and motioned for him to be quiet "Do you a pissed off Will on your hands?"
Soon enough they were on the road. Willow groaned and leant back they were stuck in traffic.
"Honking the horn isn't going to make us move faster" she uttered rubbing her throbbing temples.
"This is so illegal" Stu commented he and Alan were in the back with Carlos in between them.
"Can't you see the fun part in anything?" Phil asked
"Yeah" Stu uttered, Willow closed her eyes and leant her head against the window knowing that the dentist was going to go into a longwinded rant right about now. "We're stuck in traffic in a stolen police car with what assures to be a missing child in the backseat. Which part of this is fun?"
"I think the cop car part is cool" Alan commented. Willow rolled her eyes
"Thank you Alan" Phil exclaimed "It is cool-"
Willow slapped him upside the head "Are you high or something? This is not cool dick" she huffed
"Doug would love it-"
"Are we talking about the same Doug who refused to go above 80 on the highway?" she countered.
Phil rolled his eyes and slammed his hand against the horn "COME ON" but they remained in the exact same spot "check this out" with that he turned the sirens on and pulled up so now that they were driving on the pavement.
"Oh my god, oh my god" Willow uttered "What are you doing? Phil get off the fucking pavement" she shrieked. She wasn't the only one, in the back seat Stu looked like he was going to hyperventilate "Stu breathed-"
"Take it easy" Phil uttered
"You're calling more attention to us-"
"Dear god Phil don't" Willow snapped as Phil grabbed the radio
"Attention, attention please move out of the way-"
"GET OFF THE PAVEMENT" Stu screamed
"PHIL" Willow snapped Carlos and Alan were laughing in the back
"Woman in the leopard dress you have an amazing rack-whoa-"she snatched the radio out of his hand
"But they're incredibly fake" she spat into the radio. Her eyes widened realising what she had just done and threw the radio at Phil
"Aww Will" he cooed mockingly "jealous? It's ok because you've got even a better rack-"
"I am not jealous-"
"Are too-"
"Am not-"
"Are too-"
"Am not-"
"Are too-"
"WILL YOU FUCKING GET OFF OF THE SIDEWALK?" Stu screamed
"Are too-"Phil whispered.
Willow's jaw clench and she grabbed the radio, "The man with the green buttoned down shirt" she announced causing the man who was a couple of yards away from them to look over to them "fancy going out for a drink later?"
"I wouldn't mind-"the man gave her the thumbs up "you're a hottie-"
"I would" Phil snatched the radio out of her hand "She's taken-"
"I am not-"
"Are too-"
"GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY" Stu screamed, "LOOK OUT-"Willow grabbed onto the sides of her seat as Phil swerved out of the way avoiding hitting a group of kids.
"Stu is a bit of a potty mouth isn't he?" Willow muttered and rolled her eyes seeing the large grin on Phil's face.
"Fuck you Will" Stu snapped "get off the sidewalk-"he yelled at the people.
"I should've been a fucking cop" Phil uttered, making Alan laugh. Willow swore and prayed that they didn't run anyone over.
"Bouncy baby, bouncy baby" Willow grinned, she was currently waiting in the corridor for Phil, Stu and Alan. They had managed to track down the doctor who had treated Phil last night. When she had heard what procedure the doctor was currently doing she had refused to enter the room, claiming no baby should see that.
Carlos giggled and squealed as Willow bounced him on her knee
"Oh he's such a cutie" a nurse cooed at giggling baby. "How're you feeling?" she was talking to Willow as if they were best friends but the brunette had no clue what she was talking about.
"Erm…sorry do I know you?" she asked getting onto her knees. She settled Carlos on her hip, the nurse giggled
"Really Willy how can you not?" her eyes bugged out Willy? She thought "congrats by the way, you're right he is a total hottie-"before Willow could question the nurse she scurried away.
"My god I'm surrounded by weirdoes today" she huffed and perked up seeing the doctor, Phil, Stu and Alan striding down the corridor. She managed to catch up with them
"Anything?" she asked
"Ah I was wondering where you was-"
"So she was here last night?" Phil asked
"Surprised that you don't remember you two were practically going at it in the hospital bed" Doctor Valsh scoffed
"Awesome-"Phil laughed Willow glared at him making him clear his throat "not awesome-"
"Shut up" she snapped god this was turning into a nightmare.
"So?" Stu gestured for the doctor to carry on,
"Patient name Phil Wenneck, 2.45 am arrival. Minor concussion like I said" Valsh flipped through the pages of the chart as they carried on following him "some bruising like I said-"
"You mind me taking a look?" Stu asked, Phil and Willow glanced over to him "I'm actually a doctor-"
"Yeah you said that several times. But really you're just a nurse" Doctor Valsh sniped
"Rude much" Willow huffed "and-"
"You want to take a look?" Doctor Valsh asked "he kept bragging on about how his girl is a nurse"
Willow was surprised by that, she was stunned that Phil even knew what she did for a living.
"Ok this is interesting" Doctor Valsh declared they had come to a stop at the main desk "your blood work came in this morning. Wow-"he slammed the chart down on the counter
"What?" Willow asked curiously and glanced over her shoulder to see that Alan was actually taking care of Carlos
"Found a large amount Ruphylin in your system"
Now this surprised Willow, how the hell did that get into his system or better yet all of theirs? She thought.
"Ru…?"
"Ruphylin-"
"More commonly known as Roofies" Willow uttered "the date rape drug?"
Phil snorted "What are you saying I was rape last night?" Willow couldn't picture that, it was far too odd.
"Well…"the doctor murmured causing all traces of amusement to wiped off the group's faces. "No I don't think so" Willow let out a sigh of relief. "But someone did slip you the drug; I'm not surprised that you don't remember anything"
Alan laughed Carlos was now re-strapped to his chest "None of us could remember anything from last night, remember?"
Willow shook her head and leant against the counter besides Phil "Yeah how someone could have drugged us all?"
"Look I wouldn't worry about it guys, it's out of your system" Doctor Valsh assured them "You're going to be fine. I have to go-"
"Wait, wait please doctor. Is there anything else we may have been talking about or…?"Stu said wanting to get somewhere with this lead.
The doctor shook his head but froze "Actually there was something you guys kept talking about some wedding last night." Willow stiffened she hoped it wasn't what she was thinking
"Yeah no shit out friend Doug is getting married tomorrow" Stu snapped
"I want that hundred back-"Phil was about to reach into the doctor's pocket but the man backed up.
"Whoa whoa whoa easy, you kept talking about some wedding you just came from-"Phil glanced to his left and frowned seeing Willow looking like she was going to pass out
"You ok?" he asked her.
Willow nodded and opted not to say anything at the moment "At the Best Little Chapel, you guys kept saying how sick the wedding was. Ok I hope this helps you guys but I really have to leave-"
"Wait do you know where Best Little chapel is?" Phil asked pulling out the napkin he had written on beforehand.
"I do, it's at the corner of get a map and fuck off" Doctor Valsh said, Stu's and Willow jaw dropped whilst Phil got even more annoyed
"I'm a doctor not a tour guide, figure it out for yourselves. You're all grownups" without another word he walked off.
"Prick" Willow shouted after him glaring and much to her surprise the man flipped her off, she went to follow after him but Phil grabbed her arm stopping her,
"Would you stop?"
"Guy is such a dick-"
"You've got that right" Stu muttered.
Willow freed herself and spotted the nurse she had talked to earlier, she grabbed the napkin and pen off of Phil
"Where are you going?" he called after
"Getting directions" she yelled from over her shoulder.
Phil canted his head to the side, Stu rolled his eyes and whacked him on the arm "What?" he asked
"Now isn't the time to be staring at her ass-"
"It's a fine ass though" Phil smirked
"Oh yeah" Alan chortled earning incredulous looks from both Phil and Stu. "What? Hers looks perky-"
"Al-"
"I got it" Willow said at the end of the corridor "Let's go." She was determined to find out what the hell happened last night and there next stop would be The Best Little chapel.
AN: Apologies for any grammar or spelling mistakes. Thanks to those who reviewed, favourited and alerted this fic.
So in this Chap-We see the morning after. Will slept with Phil. Alan is wearing Will's earring. Stu lost a tooth. Will got a tattoo on her back. They find a baby They end up at the pool. Doug isn't around. Will is beginning to panic. Phil comforts her. They end up in a police car. and they're off to the the Best Little Chapel.
Next chap-Will and Phil have a fight.
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