"And turn left here" Willow instructed reading the directions off of clean bed pan; she couldn't find anything else to right on.
"You sure we're going in the right direction?" Phil asked for what felt like the millionth time. Stu let out an aggravated groan here we go again he thought.
"Of course it's right" Willow huffed "I know how to how to read Phil-"
"What?" Phil uttered "I didn't say you didn't. You're just not good at taking directions…remember-"
"Seriously do you want your dangly bits to be removed?" Willow hissed
Phi gulped and shook his head
"What?" Alan asked "I don't get it-"Stu slammed his head against the divider of the police car.
"She means-"
"That I'll rip his balls off and shove it down his throat" she snapped, and spotted the tacky looking chapel. How the hell could they miss that? The pink/red little chapel stuck out like a sore thumb. Phil pulled the car up to the curb and they all clamoured out of it. She slammed the door behind her and waited for the others
"What about the baby?" Alan asked
"Just leave him in the car" Phil replied "we'll be five minutes-"
"Phil-"
"We're not leaving a baby in the car-"
"He'll be fine. I cracked the window"
Willow looked at him in disbelief "You've got to be kidding me the baby isn't a dog Phil and-hey-"he ignored her protest and literally dragged her forward "Phil the baby-"
"He'll be fine. Plus the baby would slow us down" Phil told her as they headed inside the chapel.
"I fear for your future children" she muttered under her breath, Willow looked around the chapel in distaste. God she thought someone had to be really desperate to get married here, or better yet completely mental. The decorations were old fashioned and Willow swore she could see blood on the couch. They approached the counter
"What if they don't remember us?" Stu asked
Willow licked her chapped lips and tucked a stray curl behind her ear "That's highly unlikely" she commented from behind Phil
"Let's just find out" Phil said and turned they could see a man talking to a woman who was hanging decorations up "excuse me sir?" the man spun around "Hi-"
The man laughed and grinned at them "Look at this guy" he had a heavy accent "You miss me? What happened? You want more from Eddie-"he grabbed Phil and pulled him into a tight hug.
"So much for not remembering us" Willow whispered to Stu who had a look of confusion on his face. The man then moved on to Alan "And look at this guy you're fucking crazy" Alan seemed to welcome the hugged and embraced the man just as tight.
"That's one way to describe him" Stu muttered to Willow.
"And you" Eddie uttered his eyes landing on Willow "such a sexy kitten" he grabbed her around the waist and spun around. "Couldn't do the threesome but maybe next time?" she staggered as he set her on her feet. Phil grabbed her arm to keep her steady "Still can't keep your hands off of her? ahh crazy fuckers"
Willow took a step away from Phil making him roll his blue eyes "And this guy" Eddie gestured to Stu "I know some sick people in my life. This guy is the craziest wildest bastard I've ever met in my life"
"Who this guy?" Phil asked
"This guy is out of his mind" he hugged Stu "what's going on you fucking crazy mother fucker? I thought he was going to eat my dick"
"Eww Stu" Willow gagged "You really are a sick fuck-"the dentist shot her a glare Phil snickered but he grew silent when Stu glared at him.
"What happened? You got no love for Eddie? You no hug me" Eddie uttered taking a step back looking at the quartet
"No, no it's not that….Eddie-"Stu attempted to placate the man "It's just that it's just that we're having a hard time remembering anything that happened here last night"
"Yeah was there a wedding here? Do you do weddings?" Alan asked looking around.
"Al this is a chapel" Willow commented and cocked an eyebrow when the woman who was hanging the decorations winked at her. She tore her eyes away from the Latino woman as Eddie let out a laugh.
"You're cracking my balls man" he chuckled
Phil decided to step in; clearly at the moment they weren't getting anywhere.
"Eddie ok, we were obviously here last night, we're looking for our friend Doug. Do you remember him?" he asked
"Yeah her brother right." He nodded towards Willow "small guy like a monkey-"
"Yeah yeah that's him" Willow uttered perking up
"You saw him?"
"Of course" Eddie nodded
"Is there anything that you can tell us what may have happened last night?" Stu questioned the man seriously. Eddie looked at the group in wonderment
"You don't remember nothing?" he asked them and took in their blank faces "holy shit you fuckers are in for a surprise."
They were all now gathered around the counter; Eddie set a photo album in front of them. Willow was the one who opened it up. She gaped at the sight and wide grin appeared on her face
"Congratulation Stu you got married-"
"You are some messed up drunk Stu" Willow uttered turning another page, her eyes roamed the picture of Stu and a honey blond haired woman holding each other hands "She's not a dog like Melissa" she commented
"This can't be happening" Stu cried "oh god" he flipped another page, Willow groaned seeing her and Phil in the background making out whilst the others stood around and pointed.
"Huh Will I didn't know you could bend like that" Alan canted his head to the side. "You do yoga?"
"Pilates" Willow replied
"Can you bend any other way?" Phil asked curiously. Stu moaned and backed away "I tell you one thing you seriously look happy here" he tapped a picture.
"Got that right" she murmured "look this smile doesn't even look forced-"
"That's it my life is over" Stu declared panic was beginning to set in his tone.
"Stu relax shit happens" Phil tried to sooth the man whilst Alan and Willow carried on flipping through the pictures.
"Huh" Willow mumbled "you didn't get your ear pierced here Al"
"Hmm…does blue make me look fat?" the bearded man asked.
The pair of them were brought out of their private conversation when Eddie returned with the woman who was carrying two cardboard boxes.
"Hey what's all that?" Alan asked
"The high roller package, it's what you guys ordered. Coffee mugs" he pulled out a mug with a picture of Stu and the unknown woman "baseball caps. Fancy calendars all with pictures of Jade and Stu"
"Her name is Jade?" Phil asked crossing his arms in front of his chest
"Yeah man. She's beautiful clean, very tight tits like hers-"he pointed at Willow who rolled her eyes, "but her one was a big saggy but that's because she just had a baby"
"That explains the baby…-"
"Carlos" Alan exclaimed at least that was one mystery solved.
"Yeah…but you didn't order the high roller package, I thought I was going to make big bucks doing a double wedding" Eddie said
"Double wedding?" Willow asked a frown forming on her face "Who got married? Alan?"
"Wait here" Eddie instructed he hurried off and returned a second later "Here ya go brother" he slid the photo album in front of Phil
"Shit Phil you got married?" Willow chuckled "Dumbass now we got-"he flipped the album open "Holy fucking cow" she gaped at the sight of her and Phil at the alter holding hands.
"We got married—"
"Oh yeah" Phil laughed but Willow was less than amused
"We got married shit, shit shit-"
"Oh why?" Alan pouted "No fair I didn't get married-"he shut up seeing the withering glare on the female's face.
"Fuck this" Willow huffed "You do annulments right?" she asked Eddie "we'll all just get annulments you do that Eddie?"
"Of course I do. Breaks my heart every time it's going to hurt me but I'll make a very good price for you" Eddie uttered, Willow let out a huge sigh of relief "I can't do it with just him though, I need the chick-"
"Ok, ok but you can do us right?" Willow asked
"Will-"
"Fuck off you nerdy hillbilly we'll sort your shit out later. Eddie where's the papers or-"Willow leant against the counter,
"Right here" Eddie pulled out a wad of clipped paper "I made the annulment papers into a note book, saves space-"
"Smart now where do we sign?" Willow asked she hadn't even glanced over to Phil yet to see his reaction
"Right here" Eddie handed a pen that was shaped like a penis over to Willow, she quickly signed it.
"Here Phil take the penis-I mean pen" she said and frowned when he didn't. Stu stopped pacing and Alan had stopped flipping through the album they both watched the scene.
"No-"
"Wait what?" she asked incredulously "sign it Phil-"
"No" Phil snapped and to her surprise he ripped up the papers in front of her and stormed out of the chapel. Leaving a stunned silence behind,
"Congratulations Will you're married to –OW" Alan shrieked when she punched him hard in the arm. Willow ran after Phil and grabbed him by his wrist
"What the hell Phil? Why aren't-"
"Why are you so desperate for me to sign the papers?" he snapped she took a step back
"Phil-"he grabbed her by her shoulders and looked at her intensely; Stu and Alan were waiting by the door giving the pair a moment
"Do you hate me that much?" he asked. Her eyes bugged out
"What?" she spluttered "I you think I hate you?"
"Don't you?" he countered "You were literally bursting to sign those papers—"
"I don't hate you"
"Well then why did you sign those papers?" he shouted making her jump. Willow swallowed she didn't know, her feelings were all mixed up, she did imagine herself marrying Phil a long time ago, but that dream died a long time ago.
"I thought you didn't want this" she yelled back silencing Phil mid-rant
"Will-"
"No, you walked out two years ago because I suggested that we move in together" she vented this has been a long time coming "and now we see each other and you are the exact same, your flirty little comments won't work on me Phil. Not anymore" Willow groaned and rubbed her aching temples.
"Will-"
"Stop it Phil. I get it you don't love me anymore so can we just go find Doug and get-"
"Who said I didn't love you?" Phil asked incredulous, she helplessly shrugged her shoulder
"I-"
"I always loved you Will" he gently cupped her cheek "Always and I don't want to have an annulment, because I remember once you told me I wasn't serious enough about us and you was right" Phil rubbed his thumb across her bottom lip "so I want to stick with this…I want to stay married to you Will and work on what we have"
Her jaw dropped "Phil…when I mean you should take things serious" she started "I was saying moving in and…not get married"
"Why not?" Phil asked gesturing around them "we got married and…we would have eventually got there-"
"Phil…I just about stand being in your company." Willow said softly "I don't want to ruin anything-"
"I won't let you. Just give us a chance Will" sincerity was ringing in his words "I love you Willow Billings so can you please stay married to me?"
Willow bit her bottom lip "Please?" he pleaded
"Say yes Will" Alan cried
"Are you crying?" Stu asked in disbelief shifting one of the cardboard boxes in his arms, the bearded man had tears running down his face.
"I just don't get why they can't work things out" he sniffed.
"Say yes please so he'll stop crying" Stu grouched
"Will-"
"Fine we can give whatever we have a chance" Willow declared bringing a bright smile on to his face.
The brunette was surprised when he pulled her into a hug. "You are not going to regret this-"
"Yay" Alan clapped seeing Willow and Phil sharing a brief kiss.
"Now can we go and see this Jade? She might know where Doug is" Stu said as he opened up the trunk of the police car.
"Yes, good idea" Willow uttered taking the box off of Alan and setting it down
"Hey Phil what about my dad's car?" the bearded man asked. As Phil took the box off of Stu
"I'm sure Doug has it. We'll get it back" Phil told the man
"Well I vote we torch the cop car and all this shit with it" Stu exclaimed causing the other to freeze.
"Are you still high?" Ava asked
"Torch it?" Phil said slamming the trunk door shut "who the hell are you?"
"I don't know Phil…apparently I'm a guy who marries complete stranger" Stu uttered "It's alright for you, you married Will but me? This whole situation or is completely fucked"
"Stu you need to calm down" Willow said trying to calm him but it wasn't working
"These mugs" he grabbed them and threw them on the ground "These hats-"he snatched the one off of Alan's head and threw it down
"Hey" Alan shouted
"It's all evidence for a night that never happened" Stu yelled. "That is why we're torching all of it-"
"Whoa whoa whoa" Phil said "I'm a school teacher and I got a new wife-"
"Ok don't say that, it's still weird" Willow uttered "And Stu…no" she wagged her finger at him "there will be no torching cop cars. Do you want to get sent down?" she asked "I am not-"
"Fine I'll do it" Stu said determinedly
"Can I help?"
"Thanks-"
"No" Willow snapped it was like she was scolding a pair of children, just then there was the sound of a cell ringing, she patted down her pockets
"Shit is it Doug?" Phil asked
"I don-t"
"It's mine" Stu pulled out his cell phone, the other three waited in baited breath "ergh it's Melissa-"
Willow let out a groan "Wonderful that's all we need-"
"Don't answer it" Phil snapped opening the car's door for Willow; she clamoured in and glanced over her shoulder to see that baby Carlos was alright. Alan slid in the back, Willow glanced over to her left and saw Phil standing by the opened door, she quirked an eyebrow
"It must be the sequoia trees" Stu exclaimed "It was fun…-"
Phil rolled his eyes and got into the car "He is so embarrassing" she snickered making him smile.
"We're learning all kinds of facts-"
"No" Willow informed him "He's lame"
Phil rested his hand on her bare knee and gave it a firm squeeze, she placed her hand over his and laced their fingers together
"So you really think-"
"This weekend is already starting to look up" he murmured.
"So I never did why you ran-"
"Hey Will" Alan piped up from the back, Phil gritted his teeth once again Alan interrupted another moment between him and Willow and she was just beginning to open up`
"Hmm?"
"You're a girl right?" Phil frowned and looked over his shoulder; Stu was still pacing up and down outside chatting to Melissa.
"Yeah?" Willow brows knitted together she looked over her shoulder to look at Alan who was busy prodding the baby "Alan you're going to make him cry-"just then Carlos let out a loud wail "Well done Alan, just rock him-no not that. Rock there ya go side to side" she urged him. "Well done Al-"she smiled at the bearded man; Phil had watched the whole exchange on in amusement. "So you were saying?"
"Oh right" Alan scratched his chin putting the calm baby down once again "well you're a woman-"
"Yeah I think we've established that" Phil drawled and poked his head out of the window and gestured for Stu to hurry up but the dentist had given him the 'one minute gesture'
"Well you got boobs and you know if you squeeze them would milk-"
"Alan-"
"Dude too far" Phil snapped
"What?" Alan asked confused, "It'd be so cool if I could breast feed"
Willow gagged and scrunched up her nose in disgust. Phil shot the other man a 'what the fuck look.' Just then Stu finally climbed into the car and slammed the door behind him.
"Alan what do you have their bud?" Willow asked seeing him clutching onto a piece of paper.
"Oh Jade's address" Alan grinned "think she might know where Doug is"
This surprised both Willow and Phil "Wow Al…that's-"
"Smart" Phil finished off as Alan pushed the piece of paper through the divider. "Great now we can go" she handed Phil the piece of paper and leant back in her seat but before she could relax an orange car zoomed out from nowhere.
"What the fuck?" Phil muttered looking over his shoulder. His eyes widened taking sight that the men had metal bats; he reached over Willow and locked the doors.
"Phil-"
"GET OUT OF THE CAR" the Asian man shouted
"I think the tractor backfired" she heard Stu in the background
"Where the hell is he?" the unknown man shouted waving the bat threateningly
"Easy easy I think we're looking for the same guy-"but the man smashed down the bat against the window "Hey-"Phil shouted, Willow automatically grabbed his hand she could hear Carlos crying in the background "what the fuck man?" he yelled
"Why would there be a baby? It's a goat-"
"Hang up the fucking phone Stu" Willow yelled and yelped when Phil grabbed her and pushed her down just as the man slammed the bat against the window; he covered her body with his own as shards of glass were sent scattering.
"We don't know what you're talking about" Willow shouted pushing away from Phil, she was getting more and more angry and a sobbing baby was just even make her even more furious.
"Sir can you just start the tractor so we can get out?" Stu said carrying on with his charade, irking the brunette's nerves.
"I'm trying to but we're fucking blocked" Phil roared going red in the face. The unknown man's companion slammed his bat against Phil's side
"HEY THERE'S A BABY ON BOARD" Alan shouted.
"Get out of the car-"
"Fuck this shit" Willow uttered "Get the fuck lost" she shouted at the man, but gulped when he pulled out a gun pointing it directly at her face. "Phil he's got a gun" she shouted
"No shit he's got a gun-"
"DON'T SHOUT AT ME" Willow yelled
"Would you start the fucking tractor-"Stu screamed
"Oh fuck off STU" she shrieked
"Baby Carlos is crying your negative energy-"
"Hey what are you doing?" Eddie shouting "go away from here-"
"Fuck this" Willow declared and with that she unlocked the car door and pushed it open managing to hit the gun wielding man. She punched the man hard in the face and swore
"Bitch-"
"Prick" she retorted and he once again aimed his gun at her
Phil slammed his foot down on the accelerator running the man's foot over he misfired the gun hitting Eddie in the shoulder; he grabbed her by the back of her shorts and pulled her into the car.
"Oww" Willow grunted as she landed face upwards in her husband's lap. She scrambled into a sitting position and reached out shutting the car door. Phil peeled out of the driveway.
"GO GO GO" Stu screamed as Alan attempted to calm the hysterical baby. When they were further down the road the car calmed somewhat
"You ok?" Phil asked Willow
"Yeah I-"she reached out to grab his hand but Phil snatched it away. Confusion marred her face
"Who were those guys?" Alan demanded breathing heavily.
"We're going to be ok" Stu rubbed the baby's chest "what the fuck is going on?"
Willow leant back in her seat and took a few minutes to calm her erratic breathing.
"I have no idea" Phil replied watching Willow from the corner of his eye. He was pissed off beyond belief, did she have any idea how reckless she had been. It was evidentially obvious that she didn't since Willow was gazing out of the car lost in thought. Phil's jaw clenched and he shook her head. Stu cell rang "It's Melissa" he muttered
"Let that one go to voicemail" Phil uttered
"Ha ha. That's a fake laugh by the way" Willow rolled her eyes hearing the dentist.
They pulled up to an apartment complex, Willow clamoured out of the car and Alan grabbed the baby whilst Stu was currently talking to Melissa.
"Let's go" Phil snapped glaring at her
"What's wrong with you?" Willow asked abruptly. As Stu hanged up and they managed to locate Jade's apartment, she and Phil were bringing up the rear whilst Stu and Alan led the way. The brunette grabbed Phil's arm stopping him in his tracks
"Will, Phil-"
"Give us a second" she didn't look away from Phil's eyes which had darkened with anger. "Phil-"
"Do you know how stupid you were?" he uttered scornfully. He was even more ticked off when she shook her head
"What are you-ergh-"she grunted when he grabbed her chin in a tight grin and pressed his temple against hers
"Hey-"Alan shouted but Stu pushed him back
"Don't trust you don't want to be caught in the crossfire between them two" he warned him.
Phil's eyes roamed her blemish free face. She had a light tan which wasn't a surprise since they had been scouring out for Doug in the hot weather. "I am talking about the fact that you thought it'll be no problem for you to go and punched an armed guy in the face-"
Willow scoffed annoyance was etched onto her face "I'm sorry did I hurt your masculinity or some bullshit like that?"
Phil gaped at her "Oh my god you are such a moron-"
Willow looked at him completely offended "Excuse me?"
"You are a moron. Forget my fucking ego or whatever." He sniped "did you hear a word I said? You went up against an armed man" Phil's voice was much softer; he ran his thumb across her cheek, sending tingles all over her body. "You did Willow…I am just starting to get you back and I don't want to lose you. You understand?"
Willow swallowed "Phil-"
"I love you Will, and I finally managed to get hitched to you I am definitely not going to let you go" he said sincerely. A genuine smile crossed her face and she got on the tips of her ties and pressed her full lips against his. Phil's eyes widened first time that Willow initiated a kiss where he could actually remember it. It wasn't long before she felt his lips move against her. Phil nipped her bottom lip and plunged his tongue into her mouth. Fire erupted all over her, his hands clamped down on her hips as she grasped him by his upper arms. They eventually broke apart to get some air into their lungs
"Wow" Willow breathed her lips were pink and slightly swollen due to Phil
"I know" he smirked; she rolled her eyes and lightly slapped his arm.
"Oh that's beautiful" Alan sniffed wiping a stray tear away from his face.
"Yeah beautiful" Stu nodded "CAN WE GET A FUCKING MOVE ON?" he screamed at the newly married couple making them jump apart
"Jesus Stu you seriously need to sort out your girlish tone" Willow huffed causing Phil to snicker.
Soon enough they were walking along the balcony of the apartment complex
"Magnum PI and that Jewish actor" Alan said
"Shut up Alan" Stu snapped, Willow slapped him upside the head
"No need to get rude" she scolded the dentist "And it's three men and a baby"
"You're right Will." Alan grinned at her, she shot him a smile Willow didn't know why but she had the urge to take care for the tubby man. "You know if you and Phil don't work out would you…like to….go out with me….to a restaurant….Thai-"
"Oh erm…"Willow elbowed Phil who she could hear sniggering "Sure Al-"
"Great" Alan nodded "I mean a date Will-"
"Yeah I know" their footsteps echoed throughout the silent apartment complex.
"By date Will I mean there's a high chance of us having sex-"
"Ok Alan" Willow said loudly both Phil and Stu snorted at that. "What room was it again?"
"825" Phil answered
A woman emerged from one of the apartments who was chatting on her cell "I found him I'll call you back" Willow recognised that this was Stu's wife. "Thank god he's with his father" the woman exclaimed. "I was freaking out" she took the baby out of its carrier "I miss you sweetie" she pecked the baby on the temple and turned to Stu "and I miss you too" she then literally snogged Stu's face off. Willow's, Phil's and Alan's all watched the scene agape.
"Now why don't you give me more kisses like those?" Phil whispered in to the brunette's ear, he smirked.
"I thought you'd want something more" she teased him right back and discreetly edged her hand to the back of his jeans; he swallowed when she lightly pinched his cheek.
"You're a vixen" he uttered
Willow grinned at him and winked causing Phil to let out a loud groan
"Are you in pain Phil?" Alan asked worriedly
"No. nope" the taller man shook his head.
"What the hell happened to you guys?" Jade asked laughing
"We was hoping you could tell us" Phil uttered
"What do you mean?" she grinned; Willow couldn't help but smile back "I got up this morning, I went to get you guys coffee and I came back and you were gone. Why are you being so quiet?" she asked Stu
"I'm not being quiet-"
"Ergh yeah you are" Willow murmured.
Jade giggled "Oh Willy you-" the brunette's eye twitched hearing that disgusting nick name "come inside guys I got to feed Tyler" she grabbed Stu's hand and led them inside.
"So Willy" Phil smirked,
"Call me that again and your willy" Willow nodded towards his crotch "won't ever get any action-"she stormed off. Phil winced and shuddered at the thought.
"I don't get it" Alan frowned
"It means his penis won't work" Willow yelled from the apartment.
Willow found herself sitting in between Phil and Stu. Alan was perched on the end of the couch.
Willow looked around at the apartment. For a single mom this place was pretty decent she idly thought. Jade was currently pouring both Stu and Willow ice tea.
"Ok what's going on?" she asked "you guys are acting weird"
"Are we?" Willow laughed she had no clue how they acted last night.
"Look" Phil decided to take charge "It's Jade right?"
"Very funny Phil" she placed the two drinks on a tray and walked over to the group "so managed to finally keep your hands off of Willy-"
"Please don't call me that" Willow took a glass and downed half the drink. Oh god that's what she just needed.
"Do you remember Doug?" Phil asked.
"Are you kidding?" Jade uttered "He was the best man at both of our weddings, I didn't get why Willow wanted Alan as maid of honour of though-"
"Include him in it?" she offered meekly
"Aw shuck" Alan uttered causing the trio to look at him in disbelief.
"Anyway we can't find he and we're getting worried" Willow said seriously
"Oh my god that is so Doug" Jade shifted
"Well-"Stu spat at his ice tea all over Jade and the baby, the baby let out a loud wail and cried.
"I'm going to clean him off Daddy didn't mean it" Jade hurried off, as soon as she was out of sight Willow slapped Stu upside the head.
"Are you still high? Spitting on a baby? You might as well go kill a puppy" she uttered
"That's animal cruelty-"
"No shit Alan" Willow rolled her eyes and looked over to Stu "Stu?"
"What the fuck man?" Phil asked leaning forward so he could see the dentist who had paled and was rocking back and forth
"Stu? You're looking a little pale" Willow said concern brimming from her tone. She raised her hand to his temple "you're not ill-"
"No I'm not." He turned and grasped onto both of Willow's hand and pulled her forward so that their noses touched "Will I am so fucked" he said panic was coming off of him in waves.
"She is super-hot-not as hot as Will-"Phil amended his words, she snorted
"She is so much better than Melissa" Will agreed
"Can we keep her and Carlos?" Alan piped up; Stu shot all of them dirty looks he abruptly let go of her hands causing Willow to stumble back. Phil placed his hand on the small of her back idly stroking the sliver of skin that was exposed
"She is wearing my grandmother's wedding ring" Stu explained
"What?"
"The ring I was going to give to Melissa" he expanded "Remember my grandmother's holocaust ring-"
"Aww" Willow whined "that ring is gorgeous don't give it to Melissa"
Phil rolled his eyes "Fuck-"
"She's wearing it" Stu groaned and slumped against the couch.
"I didn't know they gave out rings in the holocaust" Alan exclaimed, he was subjected to looks of disbelief from his companions
"Will you're right we should get him tested" Phil muttered into her ear.
Jade emerged "He's ok" she sat down in the armchair opposite them "he's just hungry-"
"Oh alright" Phil uttered "about last night, do you remember the last time you saw Doug?" he cleared his throat.
Jade settled down and placed Tyler on her lap "Erm…I haven't seen him since the wedding" she replied, Phil dug into his pocket pulling out the napkin he had written on earlier.
"What time was that at?" Phil asked
"Well" Jade pulled down her top revealing her breast and struggled to get the baby to latch on. Phil covered his hand with his mouth whilst Stu attempted to get a better look. The mother let out frustrated groaned "He's being difficult-"
"Jade honey don't force him" Willow advised "let him attach naturally…no-"
"Like this?"
"You mind if I help out?" Willow asked
Jade shook her head "No please I just can't see to-the milk is-"
"No it's natural" Willow walked over to her and stroked the back of the baby's head "for the milk to flow smoothly you need to massage the breast like this" with that she did as she said and the baby attached itself and Jade let out a sigh of relief,
"If that happens again should I?"
"Do that" Willow smiled and turned around to go sit back with the men. She saw various expressions on all of their faces. Stu's eyes were wide and Alan's jaw was unhinged. Meanwhile Willow couldn't decipher the look on her husband's face. She sat back down
"That was so hot" Phil uttered
Willow balked "Are you turned on?"
"Oh yeah" Alan nodded vigorously.
"Eww….erm Jade do you remember when you last saw Doug?" Willow asked seeing that all three men were still in shock
"Oh it was around one" she uttered. The brunette nodded and took the napkin off of Phil to write it down. "Because I had to go back to work and finish off my shift and then when I got out I headed over to the hotel with Tyler." She informed them
"And was Dough there then?" Phil asked swallowing hard, god-damn he just wanted to drag Willow back to the hotel.
"I didn't see Doug" Jade laughed "you guys were passed out the room was a wreck so I just curled up next to Stu. You and Will I think were still going at it" she purred at him.
"Oh" Phil smirked
Stu raised his hand "I got a question…erm…you said when your shift ended…does that mean you're a nurse or…a black jack deal or whatever?"
"You know this I'm a stripper" Jenna giggled "Now Will is a nurse…I know that…Phil kept bragging about it. It was so adorable."
Willow cocked an eyebrow and glanced over to Phil who just smiled at her
"Well technically I'm an escort, stripping is just a way to meet the clients" Jade said
"Smart" Phil nodded
"Savvy"
"Savvy? You're not a pirate" Willow uttered
"Well that's all in the past now that I married a doctor" Jade smiled
"I'm just a dentist-"just as those words left her mouth the door was thrown open and two cops barged in with their guns raised.
The group all jumped back "Hands up. Hands up" the cops screeched "Shut the baby up. Shut it up-"
"Oh fuck what did we do this time?" Willow scowled with her hands raised
"At least we got Stu to admit he's just a dentist" Phil said as the cops approached them. Willow rolled her eyes as they were cuffed. Hopefully they didn't manage to kill anyone she thought.
AN; Apologies for any grammar or spelling mistakes. Thanks to those who reviewed.
So in this Chap-They find the chapel. Stu isn't the only one who got married. Will and Phil did. He refuses to sign the papers. She agrees to give it a go. The cop car gets smashed up. Phil is angry at Will. Alan ask Will out on a date if she and Phil dont work. They meet Jade. The copes arrive.
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