"You got quarters?" Willow was embarrassed on beyond belief; the cops had taken their mug-shots and fingerprints. Now the brunette was using their one phone call to call Tray.
"How can you not have quarters?" Phil grouched she shot him a glare
"Well I didn't think we'll end up here like this. All shackled together" she bit out. Willow was handcuffed to Phil, who in turned was linked on to Alan and last in the line was Stu.
"Alright, alright-"
"It's not alright-"
"God" Stu groaned "you haven't been married for a day but you're arguing like an old married couple"
"Do you want to call Melissa?" Willow rounded on him, the dentist shook his head "Well then shut up" she snapped.
"I love it when my wife is all angry it's super sexy" Phil smirked she held out her hand for the coins. He pressed the coins into her hand and tugged her forward and pressed a swift kiss on her lips. Stu grunted since he was forced to lurch forward.
Willow took a step back and shook her head. A smile twitched onto her lips, she turned back to face the payphone and shoved the coins in. and dialled Tracy's number having memorising it off by heart. Willow paused as an officer walked passed them with a line of children following them, she frowned
"So after we take the mug-shots we bring them on down here where they wait to be interviewed by the arresting officers" the officer told the kids. Willow carried on dialling "trust me kids you do not want to be sitting on these benches. We call this loser-vile" the class of school children laughed.
"How original" Willow muttered under her breath but a light slap on her bum from Phil told her to keep dialling. From the corner of her eye she could see a chubby kid snapping a picture of Alan on his cell phone but the bearded man kicked the device out of his hand.
"Alan" Willow scolded when he nearly hit the kid in the face
"What?" Alan whined "he started-"
"And I finishing it" Willow snapped, "You don't kick-"
"It's the fat kid's fault" Alan pouted; Phil had watched the whole exchange with amusement flashing through his eyes.
"Alan" Willow warned
"Alan?"
"No it's Willow" Tracy had picked up after a few rings
"Oh right, hi Will. Having the time of your life?" Tracy asked laughter in her tone
"You could say that" she responded
"Where are you guys?" Willow leant forward on her toes causing the line of men that were attached to her to were forced to inch their chairs sideways.
"Oww fucking hell Alan" Stu hissed when Alan accidently stepped on his foot
"What's going on?"
"Oh…erm what's going on?" Phil glared at Stu who just glared right back, Willow bit her lip "Erm…Alan is giving Stu a back rub" she uttered
"Back rub?"
"Naked-"
"Oh my god" Stu rubbed his head; Willow looked panicked and shrugged her shoulders.
Phil rolled his eyes "Congratulations Stu. Not only did you get married but now according to Willow you might be gay"
Stu scowled "I hate your wife" he grumbled, the brunette shot him a dirty look
"What are you guys doing?" Tracy repeated her earlier question.
"Hmm….we're at the spa in the hotel…"
"Cool we're getting some sun, is Doug around?"
"What? You rather talk to my brother then me?" Willow asked offended
"Erm…Will we are getting married-"
"I'm hurt" she declared dramatically she was really just messing about since she had no clue what to say "I thought we were closer than that and-"
"Willow of course I love talking to you and-"Phil impatiently tapped his watch silently telling her to hurry up
"I'm over it." Willow spoke over Tracy. "Doug isn't around. Why do you need Doug for? He looks like a monkey and-"she yelped when Phil slapped her bum
"Are you ok?"
"Peachy…erm Doug is around…it's just that we made a deal that not there's no talking to girlfriends. So they're making me call around" she lied. Feeling a bout of guilt well up inside her" she laughed nervously making a face at Phil.
"Ok" Tracy chuckled "What's up?"
"You are not going to believe this we comp an extra night at the hotel-"she needed to buy them some more time before the wedding since they had actually no clue where Doug was.
"What?" Willow could hear the worry in her future sister-in-law's tone. "You're kidding-"
"No I'm Willow….oh haha" Phil shot her a look but she merely shrugged her shoulders. She went to raise her free hand to rubbed the back of her neck, but abruptly stopped when she accidentally forced Phil to his own face, she mouthed 'sorry' and cleared her throat.
"It's crazy there's butlers and erm….a big Jacuzzi…..we're thinking of spending the night here. And we'll come back early tomorrow morning all chilled and relax. Plus Phil wants to use the fake tan-"she grunted when he slapped her bum much harder. She grinned at him as he rolled his eyes.
"What?" he asked Alan seeing the man giving him a through once over-
"You're perfect the way you are Phil. Do not change your body under any circumstances" Alan said seriously
"He is so gay for you" Stu muttered into his friend's ear. Phil punched the dentist hard on the arm.
"You want to spend an extra night? The wedding is tomorrow. You do know that" Tracy asked as if questioning the younger woman's sanity
"Oh I know that's why we're getting up extra early and we'll be home in time" Willow lied if they couldn't find Doug no hell was she going to face the wrath of Tracy.
"Are you sure?"
"Wenneck, Billings, Price and Garner room three" the officer bellowed behind her. She jumped
"Ok Trace talk to you later-"
"Wait what's going on with you and Phil? Did you manage to sort your difference-"
"Bye Tracy" Willow hastily hanged up
"Come on, come on" the officer shouted. Willow cocked an eyebrow as the others stood up,
"How is this going to work?" she asked as they were twisted around.
"Alan spin-"in the end Willow and Phil were dragging Stu and Alan behind them.
Willow rested her elbows on the table; she was sitting in between Stu and Phil in the interrogation room. Whilst Alan was perched on the end. She absentmindedly rubbed her wrists they were red and slightly sore. Phil frowned seeing this and gently grasped her wrist massaging her thin wrist.
"Thanks" she murmured
"No problem" he uttered, just then the door was opened and the guy who had arrested entered the room. Willow shifted in her seat seeing the looks that they were getting. Phil rested his hand on her knee under the table. She placed her hand over his and laced their fingers together.
"Gentleman, Lady" he addressed Willow "we got some good news and we got some bad news. The good news is that we found your Mercedes" a whoosh of air left the grimy looking quartet, at least that's one less thing to worry about.
"That's great news" Stu exclaimed, Phil chuckled and patted Alan on the shoulder
"That is good news" he uttered.
"Yeah it's over impound right now. We picked it up at 5 am this morning" the officer told them "parked in the middle of Las Vegas Boulevard"
Willow's jaw dropped at that. How the hell did they end up there? She thought. They all exchanged looks.
"That's weird" she muttered under her breath. The officer however heard her
"Yeah weird" he said "there's also a note says…er…couldn't find a meter but here's four bucks" he threw the napkin down so it was in front of them.
"Your writing-"
"Shut up Phil" Willow hissed she was embarrassed to say that it was her cursive writing "er..did you get the money?" she asked
"You were short one buck" the female officer snapped
"How about that?" Willow laughed nervously but stopped when Phil squeezed her knee
"The bad news is we can't get you in front of a judge till Monday morning" the officer said as he sat down,
Willow groaned and pressed her palms against her temple. Stu mimicked her motions and Alan just copied.
Once again Phil took charge "No…er…officer that's just impossible we need to be in L.A for a wedding."
"You stole a police car" the female officer exclaimed
"We didn't steal anything" Stu butted in "erm…we found it"
"Yeah if anything we deserve a reward or something-"
"Shut up Alan" Willow huffed "how about you let us go?" she offered. Neither officers were amused.
"I see assholes like you everyday" he snapped at the quartet
"Every fucking day" the woman's voice was hard. Willow leant back in her seat not really wanting to be at the other end of their anger.
"Let's go to Vegas and get-whoo0-"
"Yeah and laid" they mocked them "Whoo hoo-"
"Let's steal a cop car because it would be real fucking funny" the man officer uttered.
Willow bit her lip and looked over to Phil who also didn't know what to say.
"I don't think all tourists do that" she said quietly
"Shut up" the man officer snapped
Alan huffed "Now that's just rude-"
"Shut the fuck up" the woman snapped, sending both Willow and Alan backwards in their seats.
"Thinking you're going to get away with it up here" the woman whose name tag read 'Garden'
"Not up in here" Officer Franklin shouted.
There was a moment of silence, Willow was wondering how they would get out of this.
"Er….sir if I may" she shot her husband an incredulous look, when the hell did Phil become so polite? She thought. "I'm assuming that the squad car belongs to one of you"
"Yeah" Officer Franklin nodded
"Yeah look, I'm not a cop I'm no hero-"Willow thumped her head against the desk hearing him, could he get more cheesy? She thought "I'm a school teacher-"
"And a dick" Willow muttered
"Ha classic" Alan laughed the officers sent them both a look effectively shutting them up
"If one of my kids went missing on a school trip that would look really bad on me" Phil said gaining both Officers Garden's and Franklin's attention
"What are you getting at?" Officer Franklin asked
"Yeah what are you getting at?" Stu hissed thinking this couldn't get any worse. Phil ignored the looks his wife and the dentist shot him.
"No one wants to look bad. We got to get to a wedding and you guys don't need people to talk about some obnoxious tourists who borrowed your squad car last night" the officers exchanged a look "the point is that I think we can work out a deal, discreetly of course ma'am."
Willow was impressed seems like Phil could get them out of this mess
"What do you say?" she finished off. Officer Gardener slid her clip board over to her companion and tapped it. Willow was slightly unnerved when Officer Franklin laughed
"Tell me, do any of you have a heart condition? Or anything like that?" he asked.
Willow frowned and shook her head
"Erm…no" Phil answered for them.
Willow found herself standing between Alan and Phil in front of a class of children. She rocked on the balls of her feet.
"Ok kids" Officer Franklin declared silencing the school children "you're in for a real treat today, these gentleman and the pretty lady-"Willow smiled at that, Phil rolled his eyes "will kindly demonstrate how a stun gun is used to subdue a suspect"
Willow's smile dropped her face and her eyes bugged out, as the kids oohed "Wait a second-"
"What the fuck?"
"Now there's two ways to use a stun gun-"
"We are so not doing this" Stu turned to them "we should-"
Willow, Phil and Alan weren't paying attention to him; instead their gaze was focused on Officer Franklin who was coming up behind the dentist
"Up close and personal-"with that he used the stun gun on Stu. He let out a shriek of pain and dropped to the ground.
"Holy fuck" Willow exclaimed covering her mouth with her hands.
"What the fuck?" Phil grabbed the back of her camisole and pushed her behind him as if to protect her.
"Or you could shoot it from a distance. Now do I have any volunteers who want to come up here and do some shooting?" Officer Franklin grinned; the kids waved their hands in the air. Hell even some of the other officers did, "ok how about you young lady?" he pointed at a young Asian girl.
"Alright, let's go handsome"
Willow slapped her temple when Alan took a step forward thinking the officer was talking to him
"Not you fat Jesus slide it on back. You pretty boy" he gestured for Phil to come forward.
"I feel sick" Willow muttered as Phil walked passed her
"Alright now it's real simple," Officer Franklin told the girl. Alan and Willow stood side by side "just point, aim and shoot. Alright?" the girl nodded eagerly
"Ok" Phil uttered trying to charm himself out of this "you don't want to do this.-"
"You can do this" Officer Franklin urged, it was like he was baying for blood "just focus-"
"Don't listen to this maniac just think this thing through" Phil said, Willow's dark eyes were darting between the pair
"FINISH HIM" Officer Franklin roared with that the girl fired the stun gun. Willow gasped as his most sensitive areas were hit. Phil dropped to his knees and clutched his crotch jolting in pain.
"Oh my god Phil" Willow rushed forward and dropped to her knees pulling him onto his back
"Right in the nuts" Officer Franklin laughed whilst the kids cheered, Willow rested her cool hand on Phil's cheek his watery blue eyes met hers. Willow brushed some of his hair away from his face. "Well done, give her hand everyone" they clapped including Alan.
"Hey we got two more charges left" Officer Franklin called out "Anybody want to do some shooting up here?"
"Oh fuck" Willow muttered
"How about you?" he pointed to a tall kid "come on beautiful" he gestured for Willow get up which she reluctantly did.
Willow was now standing at the front
"Now remember aim and shoot-"
"Whoa, whoa kid" Willow started "do you think your mother would be proud of you for shooting a woman?-"
"What?" the kid asked
"You mom, she's going to find out and-"
"I don't want my mommy to find out-"he started to cry
"So sit-"
"No one will find out" Officer Gardener stepped in "Now FINISH HER-"with that the kid fired the shot gun
"Straight in the boob"
Willow jolted as bolts of electricity shot through her. "ARGH" she screamed and collapsed next to Phil who wasn't in as much pain as before.
Willow grasped her breast and groaned "Fuck, fuck fuck that hurt" she hissed.
"Want me to massage it better?" Phil groaned rolling so the he was facing her. Her face was a picture of pain and she clenched her eyes shut. She could hear the kids roaring with laughter and knew that Alan must've got shot as well.
"IN THE FACE IN THE FACE" Franklin yelled. "Oh oh he's still up, he's still up"
Willow could hear the kids yelping and screaming but at the moment she didn't care, holy shit she wished she had a heart condition instead,
"Everybody relax we've seen I before, he just needs a little bit more-"Officer Franklin zapped Alan effectively knocking the bearded man out. There were shrieks of laughter "Some of these bigger boys need two shots. Alright kids who wants to get their finger prints done?" they all ran out.
"Will?" Phil uttered tugging her close
"I think they broke my boob-"she muttered still feeling the aftershocks.
"Want me to check?"
"Fuck you Phil" he snorted with laughter but it turned into a pain groan when she slapped his crotch.
"Fuck those guys" Stu snapped, he was on full rant mode. One of the cops had given the group a lift to the impound lot. They were currently waiting for the guy to show up with the Mercedes "You hear me? That was bullshit I'm telling everybody that we stole a cop car-"
"Would you drop it?" Willow snapped she was currently sitting next to Phil leaning her head against his shoulder; he had wrapped an arm around her shoulders. She was tensed and looking slightly pale
"She's right, they let us go. Who cares?" Phil uttered
"I care" Stu stomped his foot "you can't just do that. You can't just taze people-"thinking of that. Willow still felt soreness coming from her breast. Damn that kid had good aim. "Because you think it's funny that's police brutality."
Willow glanced over to Alan who had been strangely quiet. She bit down on her bottom lip. Stu took a deep breath "I'm getting a soda you guys want anything?"
"No" Phil answered. Alan and Willow remained silent. Stu walked off to the ratty shop, "my man doesn't shut up, Jesus" he muttered.
"Alan" Willow called "are you ok?" she asked
"I'm just worried" he confided
"You're not the only one" Willow ran her hand through her hair; they were getting nowhere in finding Doug.
"What if something happened to Doug? Something bad?" Alan was literally saying out loud all the things that had been ringing around Willow's head for the last couple of hours.
"Oh come on, you can't think like that" Phil said.
"Oh god, what if he's dead?" Willow uttered her voice shook
"Will-"
"He's my brother Phil, I've got-"
"Me you got me. We'll find him" Phil said seriously to the obviously worried brunette
"But what if she's right? I can't afford to lose anyone close to me" Alan frowned his voice was raw "it just hurts too much. I was so upset when my grandpa died"
Phil rubbed Willow's back soothingly offering silent assurances
"Oh I'm sorry, how did he die?" Phil asked looking over to the other man. Willow bowed her head so that her hair covered her face
"World war two" Alan answered glancing over to Phil
"Died in battle?"
"No he was skiing in Vermont" Willow's eyebrows shot to her hairline at that and shook her head. She groaned and got onto her feet. Phil stood up beside her
"Alan, Will" he said clearly "Doug is fine" he grasped her hand and tugged her forward so that she bumped her chest against his; he pushed her hair away from her face. "You hear me? Doug is fine"
"Then why hasn't he called yet?"
"He would call me and he hasn't Phil" Willow said quietly worry was etched on her face. Phil wrapped his arms around her; she fisted her hands against his shirt and pressed her face against his chest.
"I don't know but we'll figure it out"
Willow sighed; Phil dropped a kiss onto the crown of her head.
Stu just rounded the corner "I'll tell you one thing 6:1 odds are car is beat to shit" he pulled the tab of his drink, Willow pushed herself away from Phil and stared at the dentist "What?" he asked confused.
"Stu not now" Phil hissed
"No seriously how much do-"
"You're not funny Stu" Willow snapped and stalked off towards Alan. They both resolutely stared at the dirt covered ground.
"It's like fucked up-"
"That's enough" Phil glowered at the man "Will and Alan are seriously worried let's not freak them out"
Stu approached the par "Sorry Will, Alan" he squeezed her shoulder "you know what? We'll search the car for clues. And everything will be ok?"
Alan frowned "Ya think we should trust him Will?" he asked her.
Willow smiled at him and nodded "We can" just then there was the sound of an engine purring. "Here it comes" she muttered
"Oh shit, I can't look" both Stu and Phil turned away but Alan and Willow didn't move an inch. The Mercedes came to a screeching halt.
"Oh my god" Willow grinned it was perfectly intact. Not even a scratch.
"Wow" Stu exclaimed they walked towards the car
"You see it's going to be alright" Phil told them.
"I found my sunglasses" Willow exclaimed, Phil was driving the car whilst they searched the car for clues. She propped them on her head and balked seeing a pair of boxers under the seat.
"Anything important?" Phil asked, he and Stu were at the front whilst Alan and the brunette were in the back.
"Hmm I got a cigar" Stu answered
"Did someone lose their underwear?" Willow used a pencil to pick up a pair of boxers that had small cupcakes printed all over it.
"That's mine" Alan declared
"Eww" she threw them at him making them land on his head. Alan shoved the boxers into his pocket
"I found a shoe"
"Are there women shoes?" Willow saw a ripped condom wrapper on the floor. She saw the shoe Alan was holding
"There too ugly to belong to a woman" Alan handed it over to Stu who peered inside to see the label.
"It's a men size six" Stu said,
"Huh." Willow sat back in her seat
"That's weird" Phil commented.
"What's this snakeskin?" Alan held up an obviously used condom. Willow scuttled back
"Eww Alan" she shrieked as he threw it at her hitting her arm she threw it at Stu who screamed like a girl
"Alan" Stu chucked it back hitting Alan in the face causing Willow to laugh. The bearded man dropped it on Phil's shoulder making him swerve the car.
"Oh my god" Stu chuckled
"I got jizz on me" Phil yelped making the other three laughed loudly, he grabbed it and threw it out of the open window. He abruptly stopped the car sending Willow flying forward and slammed her face against the seat.
"Oww-"
"What the fuck man?" Phil shouted at them "we got to get this shit together guys-"he silenced them.
"It was probably yours and Will's-"
"Piss off Stu it could be yours and Jade's-"
"Oh my god-"
"Would you both shut up?" Phil snapped there was a bout of silence. All of a sudden there was a pounding, she frowned and looked around.
"What's that?" Alan asked
"It's in the trunk" Stu replied.
Willow's eyes widened "Doug is in the truck-"she yelled practically falling out of the car.
"Oh my god-"
"Doug is in the trunk" Stu shouted. They ran to the trunk of the car "Open it open it."
"Ok ok" Phil fumbled with the keys he finally managed to open the trunk. Their grins slid off their faces. Willow screamed when a small Asian man jumped out of the car and onto Phil hitting her husband with a tyre iron,
"Oh my god" Willow yelled
"Please stop, please stop" Alan begged as Phi threw the man off of him, the man then attacked Stu knocking him to the ground. He turned on Phil and whacked him in the face sending him to ground. Willow backed up seeing the man running towards her "Hey wait-"
"Bitch-"
"Dick" she shouted back and yelped when he hit her shin. She stumbled forwards and was sent crashing to the ground when he slammed the tyre iron across her face, she landed face down. The crazy eyed man turn to his next victim Alan.
"I'm with you I'm with you" Alan screamed.
"You gonna fuck on me?" the Asian man screeched
"Nobody is going to fuck on you" the bearded man's voice was fast and edgy "I'm on your side. I hate Godzilla too. I hate him too, I hate him. He destroys cities" the Asian man glared at Alan "This isn't your fault. I'll get you some pants" he threw the tyre iron in Alan's face knocking him down and ran. Alan clutched his face moaning.
Phil managed to crawl over to Willow
"Will-"
She let out a pitiful groan he gently turned her over and winced at the sight. No doubt there would be a bruise, she winced when he prodded her split lip "Oww" she groaned
"Lovely now people might think I beat my wife" she snorted but winced. They crawled over to the car; Phil managed to pull himself up in a sitting position whilst Willow slumped into his lap.
"What the fuck was that?" he asked
"I have internal bleeding" Stu whined "someone call an ambulance-"
"Who was that guy? He was so mean"
"He was locked in a fucking truck" Willow groaned pressing her face into Phil's stomach "I think he broke my face" her voice came out muffled. Phil buried his hands in Willow's long tresses massaging the back of her head.
She shifted so she was staring up at the clear sky; they were caked in sand and dirt. She gingerly touched her lip and pulled her hand back seeing her fingers covered in blood.
"Everyone ok? Apart from Stu's internal bleeding?"
"Ha ha" Stu said sarcastically. Making Willow roll her eyes.
"Alan?" she managed to sit up but was practically in Phil's lap leaning her back against his propped up leg.
"I fudged up guys" Alan confessed. Willow managed to get her breath back
"What?" she asked as Phil leant over her and spat out some blood near her thigh, she turned to him and gave him a quick once over, and saw nothing serious she mused and gently ran her thumb across his bottom lip. "He got you good, ribs hurt or?" she pressed her hands against his side. Phil nuzzled his face into her neck and wrapped his arms around her.
"I…last night on the roof." Alan caught their attention "before we went out I slipped something in our Jagermeister" he uttered
"What?" Phil asked his voice high pulled his face out of the crook of Willow's neck
"I'm sorry guys I fudged up guys-"
"No you fucking fucked up" Willow snapped "You drugged us?"
"No I didn't drugged you. I was told it was ecstasy-"he said as if that made anything better.
"What?" she asked in disbelief "even if you put that in our drinks you're still drugging us"
"Who told you it was ecstasy?" Phil asked shifting jolting Willow, he made sure to keep his hands on her hips, knowing the brunette she was only a couple of seconds away from tackling the bearded man to the ground.
"The guy I bought it from in the liquor store"
Stu had managed to get into a sitting position "Why would you give us ecstasy?"
"I wanted everyone to have a good time" Alan defended himself "and I knew you guys wouldn't take it. It's just one hit each; I use to do three hits a night"
Willow groaned and leant her head back against Phil's chest "That explains a lot" she felt a kiss being dropped onto her shoulder.
"It wasn't ecstasy Alan" Stu scrambled onto his feet "It was roofies-"
"You think I knew that Stu, the guy sees like a real straight shooter
"I'm sorry you mean the guy at the liquor wasn't a good guy" Stu was on his knees glaring at Alan.
"Let's just calm down" Phil attempted to sooth the situation
"You fucking calm down" Stu shouted staggering onto his feet "he drugged us. I lost a tooth I married a whore-"
"Stu-"
"How dare you?" Alan snapped "She's a nice lady"
"You are such a fucking moran" Stu hissed
"You're language is offensive-"
"Fuck you"
Phil lightly pushed Willow off of his lap and helped her up "Let's just take a deep breath ok?" he pushed Stu away from Alan who was still on the ground
"This is a good thing guys-"
"How the fuck did you get that?" Willow barked
"We know a stranger didn't drug us for god knows what reason" Phil said, Willow shook her head
"Oh yeah it's a good thing" Stu knelt down in front of the trio "let me remind you of something, our friend Doug could be dead right now with a meth-head butt-fucking his corpse"
"That's highly unlikely" Alan commented
"It's true"
Willow groaned and ran her hands through her messy hair "And because of you giving us drugs we can't remember a fucking thing"
"Will-"
"No Phil" she shouted turning on Alan glaring at the man "Because of you Alan I have no clue where my brother is…all because you wanted us to have a good time. Look at us now" she gestured around themselves "we're having a great fucking time."
"I didn't mean it" Alan sniffed.
A muscle in Willow's jaw tick "God you piss me off so much….I am….you make me so angry…"her fist clenched "No…Pilates-"
"What?" Alan officially looked scared
"I am not taking you to my Pilates class with me anymore" she shouted
"No Will please-"Alan's voice shook
Willow's eyes widened "Don't cry Alan. Don't you dare-"
"How about yoga-"
"No yoga" Willow yelled, Phil quickly intervened he wouldn't put is pass her to punch Alan in the face
"This isn't helping, let's get our shit together and go back to the hotel" Phil ushered an angry Willow into the Mercedes. She was once again going to be sitting in the back seat. "I'll make a couple of calls and maybe Doug is there. Come on let's go. Will" he grabbed her hand before she could get in "We'll get him"
Willow sighed and nodded, Phil pecked her on the cheek. She climbed into the car and glanced out of the window seeing Alan clicking his fingers at Stu. The windows were wide open so she could hear everything
"A little help?"
"Fuck off" Stu snapped and opened the car door, whacking Alan in the face.
"Oh my god Stu. What the fuck is wrong with you?" Willow uttered
"It' was an accident" he crouched down in front of Alan "I'm sorry are you ok?" he helped him up.
"Yeah" Alan slid in beside Willow, as Stu got in the front. She gently grabbed his head and pushed his hair away from his head.
"It'll leave a bruise. Dick move Stu"
Phil sniggered as the dentist got a telling off from his wife, he started the car and drove down the road.
"So Will we're still going to do Pilates?" Alan asked hopefully after a moment of silence.
"Don't push it Al" Willow replied, Phil glanced at her through the rear-view mirror and didn't miss the small twitch of her lips. She was fighting the urge to smile.
AN: Apologies for any grammar or spelling mistakes. Thanks to those who reviewed.
So in this Chap-Will makes the phone call, Stu tells Phil that Alan might fancy him. She scolds Alan for nearly kicking a kid. Phil makes a deal with teh cops. The infamous scene of the kids using the stun guns. Willow gets hit in the boob. Stu goes off in a rant. Phil assures Willow and Alan that Doug is fine. They get attacked my a small Asian man. Alan confesses. Willow gets angry and threatens him with no Pilates. She gets mad at Stu.
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