"You need to put some ice on that" Phil commented,
"Don't care Phil" Willow muttered, she was leaning into him, he wrapped his arm around her shoulders her closer. Now this was ironic at the beginning of the trip she couldn't stand being around Phil and now looks at her, and now looks at her she was willingly touching him and couldn't quite get enough.
She knew she was fooling herself at the beginning, even Phil had said it 'it would never be over between them.' Willow licked her lips perhaps Tracy was right; this weekend could help her sort things out with Phil. She knew one thing for the certain was that he was her rock through this whole mess. And that she did still love him.
"Willow?" the elevator opened up on their floor
"Hmm?"
"You ok?" Stu asked he hadn't missed the daze look on her face.
"Oh my god" Alan declared grabbing Willow's cheeks and smooshed it so they bulged
"Alan-"
"Have you got a concussion?" Alan asked seriously "Are you hurt?"
"Yes-"Willow grunted
"Was it that naked guy-"
"You're hurting me" Phil lightly pushed Alan away, as she massaged her cheeks
"Oww" she winced rubbing her bruised jaw.
"Nice Alan" Stu rolled his eyes,
"Can we just get in the freaking villa?" Willow snapped not in the mood for another argument. Stu and Alan exited the elevator and she was about to follow but Phil grabbed her hand and tugged her back in.
"Phil what-"he pinned her to the wall, and cupped her face much more gently compared to how Alan was holding her.
"Are you ok Will?"
"What?"
"That look on your face, it was like you realised something" he murmured, she arched an eyebrow "I can read you like a book you know, always" her chocolate brown eyes met his blue orbs.
"I did" Willow murmured trailing a finger down his jaw.
"And it was-"
Alan cleared his throat and popped his head in the doorway "They're not having sex Stu" he yelled back to the dentist.
Phil groaned third of fourth time so far that the bearded man interrupted them, he nuzzled his face into the crook of her neck, she felt his scruff against her skin
"Can I punch him?" he muttered his voice came out muffled.
"No" Willow snorted and placed his hand on his chest, "come on we got more important stuff to do-"
"Yeah like jacking or-"
"No Phil" she rolled her eyes and walked out of the elevator being followed by a very grumpy looking Phil.
"Phil you ok?" Alan asked
"You're such-"
"Phil" Willow warned, Phil grimaced and shook his head. The quartet walked down the carpeted corridor, they were lucky that they didn't bump into anyone on the way. They were a sight for saw eyes. The group were covered in sand and dirt and Phil had blood on his shirt and was sporting a split lip. Same for Willow but a purplish bruise was on her jaw where the Asian man had hit her.
Phil pulled the key-card out of his pocket; they were only a couple of feet away from the villa.
"Hey guys" Alan whispered causing them to stop, Willow looked over her shoulder "what about the tiger? It might have got out"
"Oh fuck" Phil muttered "I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger"
"Ergh" Willow groaned lightly slamming her head against the back of Phil's shoulder. "Me too" she huffed
"How the fuck did it get in here?" Phil said exasperated
"I don't know" Stu said loudly "Because I don't remember" he glared at Alan.
"Alright Stu. He roofied us we can't do anything about it" Willow snapped
"Stu…Stu keep it down" Phil hissed shoving the key-card into the lock. Willow shifted slightly
"That's the side of effect of roofies" Alan informed the already annoyed dentist, she just stared at him wondering did he know the meaning of sarcasm
"You are literally too stupid to insult" Stu spat
"Thank you-"
"Oh my god Alan just keep your mouth shut" Willow shook her head.
"Hey" Phil hissed "guys"
They all went silent as Phil opened the door cautiously; Willow clenched her hands and bit her bottom lip anxiously.
He stepped inside, Willow could hear music being played loudly "Come on" Phil beckoned them, he saw the nervous look on his wife's face and grabbed her hand dragging her inside, she clutched the back of his shirt as they steadily made their way into the villa. Stu and Alan were hot on her heels
"Did we leave the music on?" Phil asked frowning.
Willow shook her head "We didn't even turn it on" she uttered "Oh I love this song" Phil Colin blasted through the speakers. Alan slammed the door shut behind him causing them to jump
"Hey" Phil snapped "don't make any sudden movements" he instructed them. They snuck further down the hall. And glanced around, Willow bumped into someone causing her to shriek in turn making Stu once again scream like a girl. Phil shoved his wife behind him as the heavy set man glared at them
"Who are you?" Willow asked
"The question is who the hell are you?" the large man countered
"We're the freaking people who are renting this villa ass hole-"Willow snapped back
"Why you little-"
"Hey hey back off" Phil snapped glowering at the man
"Quiet quiet" a voice called out, silencing the ground. Their attention was snapped to another man across the room. Willow's jaw drop at the sight of Mike Tyson of all people
"Mike Tyson?" Phil questioned
"Oh I so need a picture" she muttered under her breath scouring the room for her missing camera. She had to find that thing; it had been a gift from Doug.
"Ssh" Mike Tyson got onto his feet holding his finger out "This is my favourite part coming right now" the boxing legend's bodyguard ushered into the lounge. Willow quirked an eyebrow seeing Mike Tyson doing the air drums. Oh she wished she had her camera
"I can feel it coming in the air tonight" Mike sang as he approached the quartet "need a chorus line guys" he waved at them
"Oh lord" both Alan and Willow sang getting incredulous looks from her husband and Stu.
"But I've been waiting for this moment all my life" he sang out of tune coming even closer "one more time guys"
"Oh lord" they all sang together with that Mike Tyson punched Alan so hard in the face knocking the tubby man out.
"Oh my god" Willow exclaimed rushing towards Alan, she dropped to her knees, and felt his pulse, Phil dropped down beside her
"Why did you do that?" Phil yelled
"What the hell man?" Willow shouted "are you completely mental?" she brushed aside Alan's hair and frowned seeing the already forming bruise on his face.
The henchmen turned off the stereo "Mister Tyson would like to know why his tiger is in your bathroom?"
"Fuck your tiger" she scrambled onto her feet glaring at the boxing legend. "Serious damage-"
"What my wife is trying to say is that" he jerked his thumb towards an unconscious Alan "was completely unnecessary. I am a huge fan and that fight-"
"Shut up Phil" Willow snapped elbowing her husband. Causing Mike to snicker
"I like her" her lips twitched slightly.
The bodyguard cleared his throat "Explain" he commanded.
Willow swallowed and brushed her hair out of her face, wincing as the tips of her fingers against her bruise.
"Look we were drugged last night" Phil explained "we have no memory of what happened"
She didn't miss the look that passed between Mike and his companion, clearly they didn't believe them
"It's true" Willow added "hell we even got married" she gestured to herself and Phil "and believe me if I was sober that wouldn't happen" Phil shot her a dirty look.
"You're married?" Mike asked, she nodded "Damn" he muttered "I like this one"
"Ha" she grinned
"Anyway" Stu got the topic back on track "we got in all kinds of shit and we can't remember anything. We can't find our friend-"both Phil and Willow nodded "and if you want to kill us just go ahead because I don't even care anymore-"
"Wait what?" she asked rounding on the dentist her eyes wide.
"Stu what are you talking about?" Phil asked his hands on his hips
"What? I don't care-"
"Well I do" Willow muttered
"Why the fuck would you want to steal his tiger?" the man asked,
Willow scratched the back of her head "Erm…it was fun?"
"What?"
"What?"
"Hey you didn't say anything to help the situation" she snapped at Phil
"God I think that tyre iron to your face knocked your brain cells out" Phil glowered at her. Mike Tyson and his body guard exchange looks.
"She got hit in the face with a tyre iron?" the boxing legend asked "Not cool-"he grabbed Phil by the collar of his shirt "You think it's funny to hit women huh? You punk-"
"Oh my god" Willow ducked under their arms so that her back was against Phil's front "He didn't hit me-"
"If you need help kid-"the body guard started "Mister Tyson would be more than willing to-"
"Shit I can't breathe-"Phil chocked
"It wasn't him. He doesn't beat me" Willow said clearly, Mike's left eye twitch and he abruptly let Phil go. Phil grabbed on to Willow's hips to steady himself "It wasn't him a small Asian man but he was locked in the trunk-"
"What?"
"We tend to do dumb shit when we're fucked up" Phil explained
"I don't believe these guys" Mike Tyson grumbled waving towards the dirt covered group.
"Wait, wait how did you guys find us?"
"One of you dropped your jacket, found it in the tiger's cage this morning" the bodyguard lifted his arm showing them the jacket.
"That's Doug's jacket" Willow exclaimed recognising it, she had bought it for him a couple of weeks ago, the man threw her the jacket and she easily caught it and dug through the pockets. Phil held it up for her.
"Yeah Doug" the bodyguard uttered "his wallet and his room keys are in there" just as those words left his mouth she had pulled out Doug's wallet. Yep it was definitely his since there was a picture of her and Tracy in there on the Christmas, she shoved it back into the pocket.
"That's our missing friend" Phil said
"I don't give a fuck" the bodyguard
"Charming you must get all the ladies" Willow drawled, causing Mike to snort
"Ah…she's jokes" he exclaimed
"More like annoying-"Phil muttered under his breath, she elbowed him causing to grunt
"Did you guys see him? Doug?" Stu clarified.
"No I was asleep" Mike answered
"Yeah because if he was up then this shit wouldn't have gone down smoothly" the bodyguard informed them.
"Maybe the tiger ate his ass like Omar" the boxer chortled, Willow's eyes widened as the bodyguard took his hat off in remembrance to this Omar guy.
"Respect"
"Wait what happened to Omar?" Phil asked worriedly
"Oh don't worry about Omar he's not with us anymore" Mike uttered, she frowned
"Now that is actually worrying" she countered "Phil?" she turned to her husband. He could see the worry in her eyes
"Relax" he murmured grabbing her hand "Look I know this is asking a lot but do you think we could go to your house and look around for any clues?"
"Sure" the bodyguard declared causing Willow to sag in relief "how else do you think we're going to get the tiger back" he smirked and waltzed off "come on champ" Mike followed after him
"Wait what?" Willow called after the retreating pair "What do you mean?" she asked
The bodyguard rolled his eyes and turned on his heel so that he and Mike were facing them "You don't think we'll put the tiger in the Bentley do you? You're the one that brought it here. You bring it back"
She mentally slapped herself great this is all what they need. She thought but at least they were one step closer to finding Doug.
"We'll give you forty minutes" he walked out
"Don't make me come back for him" Mike Tyson threatened them and followed after his bodyguard there was a resounding silence after the door slammed shut.
"That was Mike Tyson-"
"No shit that was Mike Tyson" Phil muttered, Willow rolled her chocolate brown eyes. She could see that Phil was star-struck
"I'm just saying he still got it-"Alan let out a pained groaned
"Oh crap" Willow rushed to his side and dropped to her knees.
"Shit" Phil exclaimed as she gently rolled Alan over to that now he was on his back. "Where'd he hit him?"
"Right here" they all crowded around the groaning bearded man. Willow trailed her slim fingers over
The bruise already was forming, she gingerly touched it "Alan" she clicked her fingers "Alan-"she opened his eyes and inspected them "Alan-"
"Willow what-"
"He needs something cold, preferably meat to get the swelling down" Willow murmured. Stu rushed off to find some meat. The nurse with Phil helped Alan up into a sitting position.
The quartet was now surrounding a round table, Alan lifted the lid of the dish revealing a bloodied raw steak, and Willow upturned the bottles of the leftover roofies and shoved it into the meat. It was actually Alan's idea to drug the tiger so they place it in the Mercedes.
"This is so not fair" Stu whined
"It's rocks, paper and scissors nothing more fairer than that." Phil commented he was sitting down whilst Alan was perched on the edge of the table next to Willow swinging his legs back and forth.
"Alan should do it" the dentist grumbled
"Alan took a punch from Mike Tyson" Phil explained "come on for Doug"
Willow put the last pill in as Alan picked up a pepper shaker. She cocked an eyebrow seeing this
"Why are you peppering the stake?" Stu asked "You don't know if tigers like pepper"
"You don't know if they do" Willow countered folding her arms across her chest
"Tiger's love pepper, they hate cinnamon" Alan said seriously, Willow didn't even bother to ask how he came to that conclusion.
"Phil just do it" Stu muttered, looking like a very sulky child
"I would do it but you lost" Phil shrugged his shoulders. "It wouldn't be right"
"Phil-"
"Bloody hell, I'll do it" Willow huffed and went to grab the piece of meat but Phil grabbed the backs of her shorts and pulled her back with enough force so she was sent tumbling back into his lap.
"Nope, you're not going in there" Phil shook his head "Stu lost the toss fair and square so he has to do it"
"If she's offering-"
"Do it" Phil glowered at the other man. Stu sighed and reluctantly took the piece of meat off of Alan
"When you get in there just chuck it" he murmured.
"Fine" he grudgingly headed towards the bathroom.
"Make sure he eats the whole thing" Phil called after him, Willow leant against him, and he rested his chin on her shoulder
"You know I would've done-"
"I know" Phil murmured pressing his lips against her bare skin "but I rather not have my hot wife shredded to bits"
"Me neither" Alan piped up, both Willow and Phil shot the chubby man incredulous looks but all he did was shove his finger into his ear and wiggled it. She scrunched up her nose seeing the wax
"Eww Alan no" she cringed as he flicked the wax off of his finger.
"What why?"
"Eww no-"
"Alan-" Phil was grossed out, he shoved his face against Willow's back seeing the man sticking his finger covered wax into his mouth. Before she could berate him there was a loud roar and a shriek
"Oh my god" Willow jumped onto her feet as Stu ran out of the bathroom slamming the door behind him.
"What do we do now?" Stu panted
"We wait" Alan replied.
Willow was currently in the bedroom, she stretched her arms above her hair. She decided to change out of her clothes not fancying the idea of walking around in dirt covered and bloodied clothes. She glanced in the large mirror that was by the window and cringed.
This vacation was definitely not relaxing she thought. There were a purplish bruise and her lip was still sore.
Willow grabbed the hair brush and tied her dark locks into a messy bun. She stripped out of her clothes and pulled on a pair of clean denim shorts. She picked up her t-shirt and was about to tug it over her head but before she could the door opened, Willow instinctively used her shirt to cover her chest
"What the? Phil ever heard of knocking?" she cried out.
"Yes" he replied, she canted her head to the side seeing a strange look on his face "Phil-humph-"he rushed forward slamming his lips against hers. Willow's eyes widened in surprise, he kissed her hungrily, her eyes slowly closed as she moved her lips against his. Her whole body tingle, she felt a shudder of pleasure.
Phil guided her backwards she felt the backs of her legs hit the edge of the bed, she whimpered when he bit her split lip
"Oww Phil" she hissed pulling back.
"Sorry" he muttered "but I really want to have you" he wagged his eyebrows up and down suggestively.
Willow smirked at him "Same" with that she fell backwards on the bed and pulled him down with her. Phil chuckled and braced his weight on his arms so he wouldn't squash her.
"Phil you-oh" her voice trailed off into a moan when he sucked, kissed and nipped at her neck. She could feel his hot breath against her skin. Phil groaned when Willow fisted her hands into his hair pulling him closer.
He couldn't get enough of her; his hands roamed her torso she gasped when she felt his thumb stroking her nipple through the lacy material off her bra.
"Phil-"
"Willow" he kissed the valley of her breasts and trailed hot kisses down to her stomach. Willow's fists clenched against the sheets when he lightly bit down on her hip. She reached down and pulled him up kissing him much more gently on the lips, she took him by surprise by rolling him over so that she was on top. Willow went to kiss him but he let out a pained groan
"What? did I hurt-"
"My back" he groaned "oh god I sound old"
Willow giggled she was straddling his hips "We shouldn't do-"
"No we can" Phil said determinedly, he'll be damned if they didn't finish what they started. He grabbed her but this time it was Willow who swore
"My shin-"she grunted.
"Shit sorry" Willow flopped down on him so that her temple was resting against his shoulder
"Phil just…let's find Doug first-"
"We need to get the tiger back and we got some time before the thing is knocked out" Phil's hand stroked her back
"You think he's ok?" her eyes met his she looked up at him from beneath her thick lashes.
"Willow Doug is fine" he cupped her cheek, her temple rested against his. And their noses bumped against each other.
"It's just that since mom and dad died he's the only the person who's been there for me" she murmured. Phil smiled gently at her he was pleased that she was finally opening up to him.
"I know Will and I promised you that we'll get him back" Phil assured her. "We will"
"You sure about that?" Willow murmured.
"I am…I….I should have been there Will, for you"
She frowned in confusion "What?"
"When you was going through that" Phil uttered "I…we just broke up and-"
"Phil-"
"No-"
"Phil it's ok, it happened and you was there in the end." She smiled down at him, a few curls escaped her bun creating a curtain around them. "I…why did you leave though?" she asked him
Phil used his thumb to brush against her plump bottom lip, she had wanted to ask him that question for nearly two years now but she never had the courage to. But now she did.
"Was it because of me asking you to move in?" she rushed out and leant back slightly "or couldn't you just stand the idea of seeing me every day? Did I rush you in it? oh god I did didn't I?" she rubbed her hand down her tired face, "I should-"Willow went to climb off of him but Phil clamped his hands on her hips stopping her. "Phil you can-"
"It was never you Will. Never you" Phil said bluntly, he gently cupped her chin and pulled her down so that there temples were once again resting each other's. Phil's eyes scoured her face and finally met her expressive brown orbs "It wasn't you, it was me-"
She scoffed "Yeah right that's what people say they mean it is you" she shook her head and attempted to get off of him but he wouldn't let go. She was getting agitated "Phil let go-"
"No-"He flipped them over so that now he was on top of her. She glared up at him "It wasn't you Will. It was me I got…what I had with you was something I never had with someone before. You…I loved you so much, but then I got scared of fucking everything up. So I….you know" she did know he left her.
"And now?"
"Now I realise how I was such a fucker. I messed it up and now I know I won't ever do that again. You're special to me Will" Phil said sincerely, a smile broke out across her face. Willow closed the distance between them and they kissed. This one was far more gentle and tender than any of the others they had experienced. She nipped his bottom lip making him hiss.
"I am so horny yet in so much pain" he grunted. She giggled and ran a finger down his cheek
"Well I guess we could-"
"Nope" with that Phil leant back down and kissed her hard. Things were beginning to get heated Willow let out a quiet moan when his hand brushed against her centre. He fumbled with the buttons of her denim shorts but before he could undo them there was the sound of the piano being played.
The bedroom door flew open and Alan barged in. "Hey-"
"ALAN" Willow shouted "what the hell man?"
"Stu is going to sing." Alan uttered and canted his head to the side "are you guys playing a game? Can I play?"
Phil groaned and pressed his head against her shoulder, he was positioned in a way so Alan couldn't actually see anything. Now he was thinking this was the fourth or the fifth time that he had interrupted them.
"NO ALAN"
Willow leant her head against Phil's chest they were waiting for the tiger to be knocked out,
"What about this one?" he tapped his finger against a bright red rug. His arms were wrapped around her so that she could see the magazine. He rested his chin on her shoulder
"Nope, it's ugly" she muttered and flipped the page "this one-"
"Boring" Phil declared eyeing the brown rug in distaste.
She rolled her eyes and glanced over to Alan who was twiddling his thumbs and tapping his foot against the ground.
When Stu started to play the piano she looked over to him, she didn't realise that the dentist was actually rather good at it.
"What do tigers dream of?
When they take a little tiger snooze
Do they dream of mauling zebras-"
"That's a bit morbid right?" Willow whispered causing Phil to snort
"-Or Halle Berry in her cat-woman suit?
Don't you worry your pretty stripy head we're going to get you back to Tyson and your cosy tiger bed
And then we're going to find out best friend Doug and then we're going to give him a best friend hug
Doug….
Dougie….
Doug….
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers-"
The tiger let out a loud whine and collapsed onto the ground.
"Then we're shit out of luck" Stu finished off. Willow jumped on to her feet
"Let's get this show on a road"
Willow peered her head out of the door and saw that the corridor was empty. They had managed to put the tiger onto a luggage cart and wrapped the creature up in a sheet
"Will?"
"Coast is clear" she called back and sprinted down the corridor, she rounded the corner and saw it was also clear here. She glanced back and waved them over, she saw Stu pulling one side of the cart
"By the way we're all going to die" he commented
"Everyone dies Stu now hurry up" Willow hissed repeatedly pressing the button for the elevator. As the others came down the corridor, there was a bump and a large whine. "Did you just hit the tiger's head?" she asked in disbelief.
"It was his nose-"
"Yeah that makes it so much better" Phil muttered. The elevators doors slip open and they all piled in.
Willow found herself squished in between Phil and Stu; she was partially sitting on Stu's lap. The quartet was all squeezed in the front since the tiger was in the back.
"Hey guys do you know when the next Haley's comet is?" Alan asked breaking the silence. Stu shot him a dirty look; Phil kept his eyes on the road and Willow quirked an eyebrow.
"Who cares?" Phil sighed
"Do you know Stu? Will?" Alan asked
"I don't think it's for another sixty years." Stu replied being somewhat civil to the other man.
"But it's not tonight right?" he looked at Willow, she shook her head
"Nope Al, why do you want to see it?" she asked curiously
"I got this cousin Marcus who saw one it blew his mind. I want to make sure I never ever miss it" Alan uttered, they were going through a tunnel. "So if you know-"
Willow froze when there was a loud roar from the back, the tiger was awake. Chaos broke out Willow screamed
"FUCK-"Phil shouted
"Stop the car,-"
"Put the fucking breaks on" she screeched, Phil swerved in and out of the lanes causing them to tilt from side to side. The tiger lashed out
Willow let out a pained shriek when she felt the claws tore through her skin. Phil slammed his foot down on the break and they all scrambled out. He grabbed Willow's hand pulling her to the ground. Stu landed beside her and Alan slammed the doors shut.
"Argh oh my god-"cars were zooming past them.
"Phil, Stu it got me" Willow yelled clutching her neck,
"You're bleeding-"
"She's going to die" Alan cried seeing the slash marks
"What?" Willow shouted,
"Fuck" Phil pushed her hand aside seeing three large claw marks. The tiger was biting the seats and it punched its paw through the window smashing it. Making them all jump back
"Ok, ok everyone ok?"
"Will might die-"
"What?" she asked panicked "am I going to die?" she cried out looking at Phil
"Alan not helping-"
"She could get infected-"
"Oh my god" she yelped "I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead"
"Now you're not" Phil shouted silencing them instantly he held her chin and turned her face revealing the claw marks, "Nothing serious it's like a cat claw-"
"A tiger is a cat Phil. Know that" Alan nodded, Phil shot him a dirty look
"You're fine" he assured her.
"Let's go"
"Will come and help" Stu snapped
"My back hurts" she whined, they ended up pushing the car with the tiger the rest of the way to Mike Tyson's manor. She was slowly behind in between Stu and Phil.
"I can't do it, I can't do it" Alan jumped up and down, he had drawn the short straw and had to steer the car "I'm too nervous-"
"Will" Phil growled "Either push or do what Alan-"he didn't need to finish the rest of his sentence she quickly started to push again. "Good, now you get your fucking hand back into the car and steer it" he hissed at Alan.
"I'm too nervous" Alan whimpered.
"Alan" Stu took charge being the voice of reason "we need you buddy this is your time to shine ok?"
"Yeah" Alan nodded and started to steer the car once again. "My dad is going to kill me"
"That's good keep it straight" Phil uttered
"You're doing great Al" she encouraged him, sweat marred her face
"Keep going" Stu added, he saw the look Willow was shooting him "What?"
"You're starting to like Alan" she grinned
"No I'm not-"
"Yes you are" she chuckled "you're starting to warm up to him"
Stu rolled his eyes "Whatever" it was true despite all of this Alan wasn't that bad.
"Would you two fucking push?" Phil snapped
They had finally arrived at Tyson's manor. Willow raised her fist and knocked on the door, they were sweaty and breathless from pushing the car.
The door flew open revealing the bodyguard again. "You're late-"
"You're not nice" Willow snapped getting frustrated.
"Look man, we had to push the last mile" Phil grabbed her wrist giving it a small squeeze
"Come on in, Mike wants to show you something" he stepped aside allowing them in. Willow looked around in awe, this place was amazing.
"He's out of control you need to put it down or something." Phil uttered glancing over his shoulder at the tiger.
Now this was a surreal experience Willow found herself sitting in between Mike Tyson and Phil.
"Here my puppy likes you" Mike uttered giving her the ugly looking dog, she shook her head but a pinch from her husband stopped her. She reluctantly took the puppy from the boxer and petted the ugly looking pug.
"It's got bald patches Phil" she whispered to him. He smirked and shrugged his shoulders
"Can I pet him?" Alan asked
"No" Mike said bluntly, causing the bearded man to pout. "When we got back we took a look at the security cameras" he picked up the remote control. Flicking the television on
"Great"
They watched as the four of them and much to Willow's relief Doug stumbled about in what looked like the back yard.
"Ah it's Doug" Stu exclaimed
"Thank god" Phil leant back, "He's alive-"
Willow looked down feeling something wet on her leg, she grimaced seeing the dog was slobbering all over her.
"That's our buddy-"
"He's the one we're being looking for" Willow added
"We're all best friends" Alan added on, she stifled the urge to snort
"Why don't you all pay attention" Mike bit out "I don't have all night"
"Right, right"
They focused back onto the television and the camera was now focused on the swimming pool,
"Oh fuck" Willow muttered seeing herself stripping out of her dress and jumping into the pool, she groaned
"You think this is bad, look what happens next" the bodyguard smirked.
She looked over to the television and saw Alan appearing on the screen, he stumbled onto the rocks.
"Hey guys" TV Willow screamed "get in here the water is warm-"
"That's me on TV I never been on TV before." Alan uttered but the grin dropped off his face. Willow covered her eyes seeing the TV Alan pissing in the pool.
"What are you doing?" T.V Doug giggled "You're going to overflow the pool man and Will's there-"
They watched as the T.V Willow screeched "He's pissing on me. He's pissing on me-"
"Oh god" Willow muttered
"Really Alan?" Phil asked, as T.V Alan grinned and waved at the camera. Mike looked at him in shock
"Maybe I should go wait outside?"
"Yeah good idea" Alan hurriedly left.
"Don't touch anything when you're out there either" the bodyguard called after the retreating man,
"He pissed" T.V Willow grumbled "oh god I'm going-"
The four men on the T.V laughed when she threw up in the pool, "Should I go-"
"No, I get it. He pissed on ya" Mike said smiling at her. Willow grinned back; Phil discreetly pulled his wife towards him.
"You know he's not our good….we don't know him well" Stu spluttered, causing her to roll her eyes. The screen now showed all five of them staggering towards the gate with Phil leading them and attached to his wrist was the tiger's leash.
Willow saw herself getting a piggy back ride off of Alan "Hey guys do it Alan" T.V Willow laughed they watched as Alan spun around in circles after circles.
"Come on…" Doug laughed and shoved Alan over causing Willow to swear at him.
"Where'd did you get that cop car?" Mike asked, the group on the T.V were now standing outside the iron gates.
Willow groaned when she saw herself climbing over the gate
"Will" T.V Stu screamed "It's open…we…look-"he shoved the gate open sending her to land face down.
"Ohh" Phil cringed seeing that.
"We stole the cop car from these dumb ass cops" Stu uttered
"Nice" Mike exclaimed "Nice" they all laughed "high five" he high fived a laughing Stu. They watched as T.V Phil pushed the tiger into the back of the cop car.
"I just wanted to say that I never seen a more regal elegant-"
"Honey I think you should shut up" Willow commented leaning forward as T'V Phil pretended to hump the tiger from behind
"Hey Stu fuck this tiger. Fuck it- wait no…I'll fuck my wife" T.V Willow practically tackled Phil into the bushes.
"Holy shit" Willow muttered bright red in the face holding her face in her hands. She could hear herself and Phil making out. While Doug was screaming and Alan vomited all over the cop car.
"Who does that? Fucking a tiger?" Mike asked in shock. Phil swallowed seeing the look the boxer was shooting him. He was grateful that Willow was in between them.
"Someone who has a lot of serious issues. Obviously, I'm a sick man-"
"Total whack job" Willow added "Did you know he went streaking onto a football shit-"
"Seriously girl" Mike uttered "you're married to a fucked up guy"
Willow laughed nervously and rubbed the back of her neck, she was glad when the screen turned black.
"That's all we got" the bodyguard said. Phil used his hands to rub his face
"That was hugely helpful now we know because now we know that our buddy Doug was with us at three-thirty, totally alive" Stu exclaimed
They all got onto their feet, "Thanks again champ, we are so sorry for your tiger-"
"So sorry" Willow gently lowered the puppy onto the couch
"Don't worry about it man, like you said we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up" Mike assured them
"Thanks though" Willow smiled at him, she was surprised when the boxing legend pulled her into a hug. She winced "Erm…can't breath-"
"Can I have a hug?" Alan asked
"No" Mike said in monotone.
They finally exited the manor Willow felt lighter so Doug was alive and he was with them that was fir certain only issue was that they don't know where he was at the moment. Phil dropped his arm around her shoulders pulling her close
"So you married a fucked up guy huh?" Phil asked his brows furrowed.
Willow laughed "You're my fucked up guy" she grinned and pecked him on the cheek. They all climbed back into the car, this time Stu was driving and Willow was in the front passenger seat whilst Phil and Alan were in the back.
They set off down the road still in search for Doug.
AN: Apologies for any grammar or spelling mistakes. Thanks to those who reviewed.
So in this Chap-Alan interrupts another moment between Will and Phil. Mike Tyson makes an appearence. He punches Alan. They have to get the tiger back. Feelings are shown between Phil and Will before Alan walks in. Stu's song. The tiger slashes Will and Alan tells her she'll die. Mike shows them the CCTV. Alan Pisses on the pool whilst she was in it. Willow throws up. And Willow declares she married a fucked up guy.
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