Lucky Star: An New Adventure CHAPTER 2
After he had gotten the girl and he had kissed the girl Elmo was very sad and lonely at school because he was not very popular at all. All the children were oh so mean towards him, eggspecialty the new kids from earth which he had not known existed before earlier next week.
They were earth named Konata Izumi and Kagami Hiiragi and otter people. They were so mean and would yell angry words like UNCLOCKED! Or UNDERLING around him if he ever passed them. He went to the Starincipal and asked her to ban them from the forums but he Saudi "MO!' and yelled get out of "MY ORIFACE"!
Elmo decided lighting speed to make nice with the girls, even if they wanted to make him play children's card games all day and he couldn't touch them. THEN, succeeding in his quest to make all people friends with him, he went home. Then he found a torrent able cite… VICKTOLIA WWAS NOT SAFE! She was no there to be found, not in the kitchen OR the bedroom! WHERE WAS SHE?
Fast like a speeding mullet he ran'd to the school where he found his new fiends taking at each mother. They were surprised and asked him quickly if he was okay. "NO" he yelled like a sonic boom, "I CANNOT FIND MY GIRLFRIEND!" Oh No! "They yelled" "Did you check in the kitchen" they said. Yes he said, and she was not there.
The situation was getting higher and quickly threatened to become a very bad one. "We are your friends" said his friends warmly, "we will help you find her". Elmo was so overjoyed that he jumped in the air and did a triple flip twice before he landed. "Thank you".
They had a mystery to solve, and a group of middling kids and a star were no match for the mysterious forces surrounding what had happened to his girlfriend. The teens tried to brainstorm where she could have gone.
"I've gotten it" shouted Konata happily, her autumn blonde hair flowing like water from her dark skull, "She must be kidnapped!"
"Wait, said Kagami, "lets check the kitchen first, she might have come back and is waiting for you, or maybe she went out to the store. Wait, does she even live with you?"
"Maybe" replied Elmo happily as he rubbed on his sore knee, "I'm not sure".
"Well," said Kagami, "That settles it, she must have been kidnapped."
Then, like the explosion of a sun there was a sound like *pliifffg* and a dark figure masticateualized in front of them.
"'Who am you?" Elmo shouted softly, readying his trusty Starword.
"I… am Malignant Negativeus!" Malignant Negativus said softly like an explosion, before he snapped up Elmos friends with his shadowy hands and swiped them away. "And now I am having your new friends AND your girlfriends!"
Not so fastly! Yelled Kagami, "U G O!" and then she threw down a face down and he stumbled and let her go. "What is this madness?" he yelled as the trap card played itself like a violent. "This is how we settle things in AMERICA!" she said, and snagged up her other friends while Elmo struggled to get out from under the truck that was pining him down.
"You might have unfeeted me this time Elmo the Star and the other girls, but next time you will not be such a Lucky Star, and your New Adventures will be your old adventures and also your Last! "
And with that, like David Copperfield, he vanished into the night without a taste.
"Oh no, he has my girlfriend! Elmo yelled as he easily threw the truck outside the window, and I don't know what to do."
Don't worry Elmo, "said his friends", we will call people with our Starullar Scones and they will help us look for them, we will find her if we don't fail and don't not find her.
Lucky Star: An New Adventure CHAPTER three
When we last got off, Elmo the Lucky Star and his friends Konata and Kogami were sad and not happy in their current situation which was bad. The Maligficent Neutrino had stolen away the girlfriend of Elmo whose name were Vicktrola. However hope was not to be unfounded, as his friends decided to call their friends who were on Earth.
"Space control to Mayor Tom" Konata buzzed in "we are all not good and we are almost 120 proof sure that something is wrong!"
"We heed you loudly and clearly and safetly Konata" "please respond to me now and tell me what is wrong."
"Okay I will do that for you Mayor Tom. So we have made A New Friend and are on An New Adventure with him. However, his girlfriend was captured from the kitchen by Malificent Negativus!"
"Who am that?" said mayor Tom confusedly.
"He is a bad man or thing, I am not sure if he is an person or what he am. We are new to Stargwarts School in space, and do not understand what people who are not people are called to them."
"Well" said Mayor Tom, "If I do not have Nowledge of who the perthing is I am fighting I cannot help to find it or she. "
"ELMO!" Kagusi skreetched! "Do you know what type of thing is Malicifent Nonsense is?
"YES" elmo said as he stroked the fire in his Starfireplace. "He was like an Star Dragon".
"Mayor Tom" said Ikizumi, "Yes, we now know who he is and what he is." "It is a star dragon!"
"Oh okay. I know where he is. He is under the glowing mushroom planet of Tokesvilee. He is in the 3rd house on the bottom." He said as he used his Starputer to pinpoint track the dragon location.
"THANK YOU SO MUCH!" "Can you find my girlfriend?" Elmo said.
"No."
"Oh well. I forgive you." Elmo said.
The friends adventured newly to the place where the bad dragon was at! They drove their star Car called a starvertible into his mailbox and it went ploop and fell on the ground which was all sticky like mushrooms because he lived on a mushroom plant. Then, quickly running out of the car they smacked the floor with their feet as they ran fastly quick to the door. Without pausing, they paused, and politely nocked on the door and stand there waiting for an answer.
Yes hello, is this the Star Scout Girls "said the bad guy", as he opened the door. "No, sorry to disappoint you but It's me. Elmo. And my friends. We are not happy that you oceannapped my girlfriend!" said Elmo.
"Oh well," said him, I am sorry for that but I needed to because my family was am donger!
"Oh no! How can we help!" said Konata, as her eyes became wet with the tears that only sadness, pain, onions, laughter, movies, heartbreak, not getting that super special hat you want at hat store, not finding something, losing something, and running out of battery on your starlaptop can bring. They were very unique tears and they were sad.
"Well, okay." Said the formerly evil Star Dragon, "I lost them in the basement please find them for me."
Unbenownst to Elmo and his friends Malicinent Necrosis locked them in the basement and lorphed very happily. "Now you can rot in the bottom of my basement, now you will stay there and be not glad! When you think about your freedom, you will be all mad, my lock is so tight and very solid! You cannot unlock it with your star powers or the key in your pocket! I am the boss and I am so bad, leave me alone I must get some starham." He said, as he sighed with contempt.
"WE AM TRAPPED!" Elmo yelled as he fell down the stairs, almost being hit by a passing truck! "Wow that was really close! Said Elmo."
Suddenly, he herd a voice that soundered like a plane taking off but all nice without smoke or fire or jets, like a pretty breeze that blows the trees around. "Oh my be you there Elmo? Really is it you.?"
VICTROLA! Elmo hurled as he ran towards her and jormped into her watery arms. She had blinking tears of wet out of her ocean eyes because she was an ocean woman, and she was like "Oh Elmo I was soooooo scared! He told me nasty things about badness and people who were nice and I don't like that stuff I like your stuff better."
"I like my stuff better too" said Elmo, handing her his package. "I was supposed to deliver this birthday package to you but then you went and got oceannapped. She opened it with her seashell teef because the star tape was very sticky on the package and she accimentally swallowed some of it. But that was okay cause it was non toxic like Crayola Crayons which are very affordable and fun and also she was the ocean! OH ELMO! She cried as she looked at the necklace made of stars in the package, I like it."
WOW! Said his friends who were in the room with them as they started to kicks each other potently. "You people should help us escape but we think it is so sweet that you love each other and would love to continue this action in another place. Not this scary Star Dragons basement. Another truck wizzed on them and quickly flew past and hit Konazi and other girl. "HOW DO HE FIT ALL THES STARTRECKS IN BASEMENT! Yelled elmo. But, Elmos friend they were hurt! He escaped and took them to hospital.
WAY TO GO ELMO his friends yelled as they returned from the space starhospital. "Thanks said Elmo" elmo said. "I guess that was one heckofa new adventure for this lucky star."
Oh you have not became lucky yet said Victrola as she tucked Elmo into bed that night as she left. "What could that mean" said Elmo. "I don't know" said his friends who were asleep next to him. "I guess that's another NEW ADVENTURE that we will have to all conquer together at once, all 5 of us. And that pesky stardog too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. They all lorphed.
Chapter 5, An new adventure for Stardog!
Star dog quick fastly awakened."OH HEY THERE" whispered Elmo so that he didn't wake stardog. Elmo snuffed the air, which was like the air at earth but not as good because they were on the sun so it was dry like the dessert. "smells like starbacon" said Elmo as he storped over his bestest friends to get the great tasting food. Whoever, as Elmo soon did find out, it was not the smell of tasty tasting pork flesh cooking that he did had smelt, but the smell of the fire in the kitchen from last knight! OH NO! shouted Elmo as he ran around. The kitchen is on fire!" We must quickly escape from this place to the outside where the fire is not. So he went right fast to the not house, but soon realized in 5 hours that his friends were still sleeping and did not know the smell they were smelling was not starbacon! " I must quickly hurray to save them from the bad fire!.
So, after a dialectable breckfast of starbeans and cornbread, Elmo went to starbuster to rent a movie called Plan 9 from outer space, cause it was a history channel special, but he soon leaned quite sadly that starbuster was closed because of starflix. He shed many sad tears. So instead he fastly meandered to his house which was sad beacause it was too hot and it didn't like that too much. He felt the door nob and it was hot so that meant that his heater was working which was good because he just had a starchanic in to look at it and it had cost him a bushel of starbucks. He fastly opened the door and was kindly greeted by a blast of hot fire and stepped inside.
It was hot and dry and was needing a moisturizer in the house and Elmo knew what he had to do. So he called his girlfriend and said "hey victrolo my house is on fire because I lit a fire in the kitchen and forgot to put it out before I went to bed. What should I do? Don't worry victrolo said" "im coming over to help in a little" So while Elmo waited he fixed himself a sandwitch but it didn't taste very good cause the bread was kinda burned from the toaster being on fire for too long. In a couple of days, Victrolo arrived and said "what should we do! She sceamed and ran around?" That gave elmo and idea. Come here he said, pointing to himself with his starfinger. She did the wave, cause she is the ocean, over to him and he grabbed her. He then through her on the fire and stuff happened.
"The fire is gone and we can have starbacon! His friends screamed as they witnessed the lack of fire surround them."Thank you Elmo!" "don't thank me" Elmo said bashingly. " Thank victrolo for putting out the fire!" "butt were is she? Asked his friend questioningly?" "Oh no! she must have bean oceannapped again!" "no silly" victrolo shouted sensingly. " I was making starbacon!"
"I hope it isn't burnt!" asked Elmo. They all lorphed happily. Then stardog fell asleep.
THE END.