Elmo and the Ghoust of Harry Potter

One night it was late at night and it was dark outside in space where it is always dark and cold and no one can hear you screen. Elmo slept soundly as he tossed and turned like a salad being mad by an angry Italian whose wif had divorced him and those stupid americans were askng him for salad this isn't a time for salad. Lightningwhipped in the wind and thunder flashed wildy against the ddark 3sky. Him curtainsblowed fast and suddenly there was angry howling and a voice like the sensuously terrifying Mariah Carey.

"WAK UOP ELMO THE STAR" came the voice all over his body it washed. Elmo screamed like a lil bich and ran outside onto the Sun. "ELMO!" he yelled, hoping Victrolo would be there to help him. "NOELMONO" The voice said, making the suntrees quake like a earthquake. "I will haunt you forever until my wishes and last request is fulfilled" "Well I can go to stalmart and pick up a six pack" "No I don't want tht" Okay"

Who are you ghost. "I'm the ghost of harry potter" "I RED ABOUT U ON THE NEWS. YOU DIED WHEN YOUR WIF DIVORCED YOU FOR AN ITALIAN BASTARD WHO DIDN'T LOVE HER ANYWAY AND THEN HE DOVERCED HER AND SHE DIED WHEN YOU WENT TO PICK HER UP FROM THE STATION"

"Don't yell." Said President Mckinley, "I'm standing rright here inside voices." Okay "Also no Lord Vermont killed me after he came back from the dead because you are the ninth whorecrux."

"SPOILER NO" Elmo yelled, he hasn't read the books yet THANKS JASON. A/N

"What can I do to help you Mr. President?" Elmo asked, gathering his friends Konami Hibatchi and Izukisubaru around him. "Yeah lets help too" they said. "Okay, don't get In the way like last time" "sure" "thanks" "Victrolo want to help excersize this ghast?" "okay"

"Now, what I need you to do is kill the last Native StarDragon to free me from this curse. It lives in a clue down in jungle land." The ghost wailed as the sun burned brighty.

After a starmobile drive to jungleland space temple elmo and his friends looked for clues to its location. "what evil beast would enslave the soul of a superstar wizard like President Grover Cleveland?" wondered Toyota? "I don't rightly know Elmo, said Vicky, trying to reassure him. "I hope we can defeat itlike malignantnecrosis."

Suddenly there was a creak as the floor gave way tumbling them into the downy pillowed despair of a spike pit. Elmo uses his super strength to not die and grab all his friends EXCEPTING Konami Pachinco who slipped through his grasp to the fall below. "UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A!" Elmo yelled. But she was dead.

Oh elmo, your great starpower isn't enough to save your friends, came a voice from ddeep within him. It sounded hungry. Like a poor person hungry. "What, I need to save ethe star world from the ghist cuse." "GIVE IN TO ME"

Elmo helped others up and they went deeper into the temple. Suddenly, and massive Bourdieu rolled down. Elmo used his super star speed to save vucktrolo and IzkamiSubaru, but Toyota was smushed like a bug. "STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RSSSSSSSS" Elmo cursed like rick james. "I CANT SAVE WEBEYONE!" "Elmo hunny babty said viktrolo crying, its okay that you failed and killed frineds as long as you have hope/"

"Okay" elmo sobbed, his starmuscles straining against his corderouy jeans for somehow. Then they came to center of temple and there was lava circling a pedestal with a crystal dragoon. Carefully elmo used his logic to navigate his way across the lava lake BUT THEN one step was wrong and Izkami fell into lava and whispered I wot never forget you.

"NO. NO No NO. NOT IZKAMI!" Elm0 wailed like Disney when cartoons werebad. I couldn't smart enough to help my friends. "Elmo don't despair we have eachother said victrolo."

They were sad and quiet as they poached the dragoon, elmo grabbed it and suddenly he heard a wail as Victrolo was sucked into the dragoon. GOD NO yelled elmo and strained to save her butshe cried tears of sadness and whispered softly into his ears "will you parry me?" and he cried yes, but then she was sucked in. It spat out a magic smoke amnd elmo realized he was growing to bigger.

He got wings and a teeth of sharp and scales like diamond but they were yellow like the stars and his eyes shotted blue lots. He had become a Stardragon. He knew what he needed to do.

"I couldn't save Honda Toyota or SubARU, AND victorolo died by my stupid, so I Must release the curse and sacrifice myself to the ghost curse to free the world and space of evil forever. So Elmo bravely flew into the sun and blew it up and he died.

Many years later on Earth the decendants of elmo and victrolo remembered the sadcrifice of Elmo, the greatest hero of all time and cried on Elmo day. December 25.

The End.

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DEAR FANS, I KNOW YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED MY WRITING GOT BAN BECAUSE OF SOME REASON. THE REASON IS SIMPLE. ELMO HAD BEEN PART OF MY LIFE FOR MANY PEOPLE AND ALSO I AM USING NOTEPAD. KILLING ELMO OFF AND KNOWING HE WAS GONE DIE MADE ME SOB AND CRY MUCH LIKE VICTROLOLO DDID WHEN SHE ASKED HIM TO MARRY HER AND HE SAID YES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT LOVE MEANS SAYING YES WHEN I ASK YOU TO MARRY ME AND NOT TO GO And RUN OFF WITH SOME ITALIAN. ELMO AnD VICTROLO WOULD ALWAYS BE TRUE AND LOSING THEM IS LIKE WHEN JKROWLING KILLED OFF ALL HER CHARACTERS FOR CHEAP TEARS AND MADE ME DEORESSED. I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, MY READERS GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE, EVEN YOU STACY. I CANNOT CONTINUE ELMOS STORY AS NOW HE IS DEAD. HOWEVER, I WILL STILL CONTINUE T CONTINUE TO WRITE AND ALSO CONTINUE TO BRING YOU MY STORIES, MY FRIEND WHO WORKED ON THE KH ONE LEFT FOR SIBERIA AND I HE hasn't COME BACK SO THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. BUT I PROMISE YOU ILL WRITE A NEW AND BETTER STORY, ABOUT HUNGRY GAMES. =D =D =D =D ==D =D ====D