Disclaimer: I do not own FF7, it's characters, or anything dealing with Square Enix. This is a work of literary fiction and I do not gain anything from it other than personal pleasure.

A/N: OK, so, didn't get to drunk Yuffie like I thought. Some smut snuck up on me. Not complaining though. And as much as I'd love to get a fourth chapter posted tonight... I'm beat. I will work on it tomorrow though, don't worry. Well, fuck me. Stupid internet! Went to post and it was down again. Alas, foiled again.

"Alright, Yufs, this one should be easy. I already showed you. Make a Cuba Libre." Tifa said. She had shown Yuffie some of the most popular drinks that she would come across, and now she was testing her.

"Cuba Libre... OH! The one with the lime, got it." Yuffie said, excitedly.

"Yuffie, there's more than one drink with lime in it. Don't forget to tell me what you are putting in there, as you do it. I can't really afford to waste any liquor. That's why you get to drink everything you are making." Tifa reminded her.

"Right. OK, ah. One shot of light Rum, ½ a lime, and 1/3 of a can of coke. Right?" Yuffie asked, mentally crossing her fingers.

"Very good." Tifa smiled.

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Two hours later, Yuffie had successfully made:

A Corpse Reviver

A Horse's Neck

A Hurricane

A Long Island Ice Tea

A Maiden's Prayer (Between The Sheets)

A Mojito

An Orange Blossom

A Martini

A Planter's Punch

And last but not least... A Gin Fizz, for Tifa, that made Yuffie want to hurl.

"Yuck! Who puts eggs in a drink!" She whined.

"Alright Yuffie. Testing is over for now, start drinking." Tifa said, as she sipped at her drink.

Yuffie's mouth dropped open. "You have got to be kidding me!"

"Nope, I warned ya before you started, drink up." She stated, firmly.

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Yume looked up as Angeal walked back into the living room. She was so scared that he would be leaving her.

"Yume, can I talk to you for a minute?" He asked.

" Ah, sure." She answered, slowly. Oh, gods. He's leaving, I just know it.

Following him to the room they shared, she worked herself into a tight ball of stress. Once they got there, he turned around and shut the door behind them.

"You're leaving me, aren't you?" She blurted out. Smooth, real smooth. Way to look desperate.

He smiled a bit, "Have a seat. This is important."

She did as he asked, but she started to shake. He sat down next to her, and took both of her shaking hands in his.

"Yume, I talked to Zack, and now I need to talk to you." He soothed.

She nodded, "OK."

"What are we?" He asked, bluntly.

"Human?" She tried to joke.

"Yume." He warned slowly.

"Geal, if I didn't want to be with you, I wouldn't have slept with you. And I certainly wouldn't have gone through that whole thing with Reno. I don't know what else you want me to say." She sighed.

He laughed a little, "Well, I'd say that clears up a lot. I wanna be with you too, Yume."

"You do?" She asked.

"Woman, would I put up with both your crazy ass brothers if I didn't?" He laughed again.

She found a smile then. "No, I guess you wouldn't. What did Zack say? Do you get to stay?"

He removed one of his hands from hers and placed a finger under her chin, pulling it up to look in her eyes. "I'm here until I kick the bucket. Which, if I can at all help it, will be a very long time from now."

Seeing her eyes sparkle at his answer, he couldn't help but kiss her. He leaned down and closed the distance between them and after one smooth kiss, he used his thumb to pull her chin down. Her mouth opened and his tongue slipped in to explore.

Yume had melted in his arms when he told her he was staying, she was so happy. Now, his kiss was driving her insane. She all but ripped her hands out of his grasp. She reached up and wound her fingers in his hair. The action received a deep moan from him, but it was muffled as he continued his assault on her lips. She pulled him backward with her, onto the bed.

Angeal smiled, in between kisses. "Eager, are we?"

"Boy, shut up and kiss me before I fucking rape your ass." She muttered.

"Sorry, exit only, love." He laughed.

"Angeal." She groaned out in a warning.

He laughed, but did as she asked. He snaked a hand down her torso and slide it under her PJ shirt. Inching his way to her chest, he cupped her right breast in victory. He received a delightful moan, as thanks. Pulling his lips away from hers, he leaned down and began to suck her nipple through the fabric.

Yume's hands, still entwined in his hair, held him there as her head fell to one side. She tried to quiet her moans by biting her lip.

Seeing that he had her distracted, he kept sucking and nibbling as he slid his free hand down the back of her pants, and slowly slid them off as best he could. He got them around her knees, before he stopped his ministrations and grinned down at her. She was all flushed, and it wasn't registering with her yet what he planned to do.

Yume only caught a glimpse of his grin, before he was out of sight. In her haze she was a little confused, until she felt his tongue begging for entry. She hadn't worn any underwear, so her loose fitting pants had been his only obstacle.

Angeal slid his tongue up and down the freshly shaved outer lips, before diving in. He moved his tongue in and out of her hole a few times before attacking her inflamed clit with little nips. Her gasps were like music to his ears, even as he remembered they had to keep it down, or risk someone walking in.

He sucked the nub into his mouth, tonguing the sensitive end. Wanting her to have an orgasm before they continued, he ran two fingers up and down her slit, coating them. When they were wet enough, he slid them into her slowly.

"Uh. Angeal." She moaned, as soft as she could.

Angeal was sporting a massive tent in his pants, but he wanted to hold off, which was getting harder every second. He continued his assault, picking up the pace a little. As soon as he felt her tighten around his fingers, he started lapping at her clit, frantically. She moaned again, louder this time, and instinctively thrust her aching clit upwards. He put a hand on her, to hold her still, it was only for a few seconds til she peaked. He kept pumping but crawled up to kiss her, and capture her cry of release.

After her cries died down, he pulled away from her to discard the rest of their clothes. In short time he had them in a pile next to the bed, and he was waiting for her to tell him she was ready. Yume saw him, and nodded, breathlessly.

That was all the confirmation he needed, and he positioned himself, before easing in. He moaned slightly as she clenched around him, adjusting to his size. Once he was in completely, he had to take a few deep breathes, so he didn't lose it right then. Once he was sure he was under control again, he started a steady pace. Every time he would pull out some, she would clench, trying to keep him there.

The way his hips thrust, every time he pushed back in, had Yume feeling giddy. She wanted more, "Uh. Just fuck me, Geal." She begged, her voice sounding off.

He smiled, and bent down to kiss her, while he moved his hands from her hips. He took one of her hands in each of his and held them above her head, as she wrapped her legs around his waist.

She groaned at the lack of change in pace, causing him to laugh a little, right before plunging in hard. The bed started moving with them, as his thrusts became more powerful. He couldn't hold on much longer, and by the sounds coming from Yume's occupied mouth, she couldn't either. He picked up his speed, as he felt her tighten again, and began to let out his own moans as he felt his balls tighten.

"Uh! Angeal!" She whimpered out, throwing her head back. She didn't know if she had been able to keep it down enough or not. She hit her peak and clenched around him tightly. Angeal groaned, quite loudly, as he reached his own climax and came. Thrusting a few more times, as little shocks spiraled through him.

As Yume collapsed, almost lifeless beneath him, he pulled out and collapsed beside her. They both were hanging half off the bed, but neither cared.

Yume recovered first, "Good talk, Geal. Glad we... got everything.. sorted out." She was still out of breathe, but she managed to giggle a little.

"Yeah," He sighed. "Me too."

Angeal reached over and pulled her into his arms. They laid there for a minute, before they heard Keela calling from the kitchen that breakfast was ready.

"No rest for the wicked, I guess." Yume mused.

"Woman, you couldn't be wicked if you tried." Angeal laughed.

Yume propped herself up to look at him. "Do you not recall the last time we had sex? Hello... I had cast on you... Remember?"

"That was..." He paused, "Alright, ya got me there." He laughed.

"Yup. Wicked, but totally worth it." She gleamed.

He slapped her on the ass as he smiled at her, "Yeah, Yeah. You're a wicked witch, now let's go. I can smell the bacon."

"Ooh, bacon!" She grinned.

Angeal laughed at her enthusiasm, as they got redressed and headed for the kitchen. Once they got there, Yume couldn't help but blush a bit when Keela looked at her. A wide smile was across Keela's face, then suddenly, her voice was in Yume's head: Don't worry, I'll help you do a little sound proofing later, if you want.

Yume tried answering her, and to her surprise, it worked: You heard?

Keela was still smiling at her, when she nodded: I did, they didn't. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations, I'm happy for you two.

Yume smiled sheepishly: Thanks.

Unbeknownst to the women, Reno had watched their interaction. He walked up next to his wife, with the ruse of refilling his coffee.

"What's goin' on, yo?" He whispered.

Keela jumped a little, "Huh? Oh, nothing. Just something in my eye."

A little louder, but still just for her he added, "My ass. I ain't blind, yo."

"Hey, I happen to like your ass, thank you very much. So sexy!" She teased, copping a feel, as he turned around.

He jumped, "Hey! Hands off the goods, yo. I ain't on the menu, hams like these, don't go good with Eggo's." He said, rubbing his ass for emphasis.

Keela grinned, "See, that's where you're wrong. Hams like those, go good with everything."

Hearing their banter, Yume piped up, "Hey now. I don't wanna be hearin' that. I'm tryin' to eat, what's wrong wit you? Ya nasties!" She joked.

Keela laughed, "My apologies." She joked. "I'm going to start calling around."

Reno had just sat down with his plate, when he leaned up from his seat to kiss her as she walked by. "It's delicious, Baby."

Keela giggled a little, but Yume cut her off. "Wait. Aren't you going to eat?"

Putting her hand to her stomach, she shook her head. "Ah, no. For some reason Reno's children never like their 'womb- service' served til around ten. Any earlier, and they complain to management."

Angeal didn't catch her metaphor, "What?"

"Kee can't eat anything before ten, or she gets sick. Took us quite a while to figure that out with Dreya." Reno stated.

Angeal nodded, "Ah, gotcha. Sorry, Kee."

She smiled back, "It's OK, I'm used to it. Thank you though."