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Angelus looked around the dungeon. He saw the fang gang standing there staring at him.
What a bunch of losers. He thought. God, how can Angel stand to be around them? Now Conner, there are definite possibilities there.
"Wesley Wyndem-Price ex-watcher turned rouge demon hunter. Yeah, that worked for you real well. You have always been such a loser. I am so glad that you are here for my homecoming." Angelus said
"Don't get used to it." Wes said and Angelus just laughed.
"Fred, what a quaint little flower who is scared of her own shadow. I bet you are a screamer in bed and death." He said
"Leave her the hell alone." Gunn shouted
"Gunn, what a name. It actually suites you well. All gun and muscle but no brains and Lorne. What can I say about Lorne? A green 2-horned karaoke king. Go ahead, tell them Lorne. What reading are you getting from me?" Angelus was loving this
"Evil. Pure evil." Lorne replied and Angelus laughed.
"Now, my boy Conner. The fruit of my loins. You have made daddy proud."
"You are not my father." Conner snapped.
"Oh silly boy. You are more like me than soul boy Angel. Oh yes, son, you do have evil inside of you." Angelus stated
"You know nothing about me." Conner replied
"Cordy, Cordy, Cordy. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. I always knew that you had thing for my worse half. Too bad he has gone bye bye. Now I will have the pleasure of deflowering you. Oh wait you have already been deflowered. Oh well, it will be fun anyways when we get together."
"Keep dreaming Angelus. You won't be around here long enough." Cordy said
"And finally, Lilah, thanks so much for bring me back."
"It was our pleasure Angelus." Lilah said proudly
"So, what can I do for you?" Angelus asked
"It's simple really." Lilah began. "Wolfram & Hart is evil. You are evil. We want you on our team. Together, we can go far."
"Oh goodie. I love being evil. Is this a paid position?" Lilah seemed a little surprised at the question
"Of course we will pay you." She responded
"All righty then. Now Lilah, is this how you treat your paid employees? How about we let me go and I can start earning my pay check."
"Of course we can arrange that. We only want you to be comfortable." Lilah said "But you will need to sign a contract."
"Excuse me, a contract?" Angelus couldn't believe she said that. Who does she think that she is dealing with? Angel?
"All employees of Wolfram and Hart are required to sign a contract. We only want what's best for you."
"Fine. Whatever, but I can't sign a damn thing while I am strung up here like a puppet so get me the hell down."
"Of course. Gunn, let's get our boy down." Lilah said
"Get him down your damn self." Gunn snapped
"Come on Chucky. Let's bond." Angelus said laughing
"The only thing that you will be bonding with is my fist." That statement caused Angelus to laugh even harder.
"Anderson, go unhook our new employee. Angelus after you have signed the contract will we toast our new partnership with a nice warm glass of human blood." Lilah said happily
"Wow. A whole glass just for me?" Angelus said sarcastically
Anderson nervously worked on the chains. Angelus was staring him down making him more nervous. He couldn't get the cuffs undone because his hands were shaking so bad.
"Lilah" Angelus said. He was growing impatient
"Jesus, Anderson get the hell out of my way." Lilah said as she pushed him out of the way and began to release the cuffs herself.
"Lilah, don't do this." Cordy said softly
"Lilah do this." Angelus mocked. Lilah rolled her eyes and continued working on the cuffs. Suddenly the last cuff broke free. Angelus stood up and stretched. He rubbed his arms were the cuffs were attached.
"My, it's good to be free." Angelus said smirking. "Now Lilah are you sure that you really want me to sign a contract?"
"Yes, of course Angelus. It is office policy." In the blink of an eye Angelus had Lilah shoved against a wall.
"Told you so." Cordy said smugly.
"Lilah dear, I don't sign contracts. I work alone. But, in the future, if I do decide to work with someone, it won't be you." Angelus said staring at Conner.
"Of course, Angelus. I understand." Lilah sputtered
"And, I do want to tell you how much I do appreciate the offer of a warm glass of human blood, but I haven't fed on human blood in many years so a glass, just won't fill me up. I prefer to start my first meal with Angel's friends." He said then shoved Lilah against the wall, knocking her unconscious. Angelus turned around, in full vampire mode, smiling ready to attack.
The guards began to panic, dropping their weapons and running for their lives. Within seconds, Angelus had Fred by the hair, exposing her neck. Angelus began licking his lips.
"Fred, you are so skinny, there is nothing to you. Oh well, as an appetizer, you should suffice." Angelus sank his teeth into Fred's neck and began to drink. Suddenly Angelus felt a pain about an inch above his dead heart.
"Owww." Angelus threw Fred to the ground and Gunn and Wes rushed over to her to check her wound. Thankfully she was still alive.
Angelus turned around and came face to face with Cordy, who had picked up one of the guards weapons and used it on Angelus.
"You missed." He hissed at Cordy
"Oh no, I hit exactly where I was aiming."
"You will pay for that bitch." Angelus was holding the wound.
"Bring it on asshole, bring it on." Cordy said to the fleeing Angelus.