A/N
Ok guys here is the next chapter. This one is a little bit longer then the first one. I know chapter one was really short - sorry about that.
Disclaimer: Ok I think you've all read enough of these to know that I really don't own these vamps. I only make them do funny stuff
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Chapter 2
Emmett's Dare
BPOV
After Alice's laughing episode everybody was looking at me.
"Bella," Edward asked turning me around on his lap and looking me in the eye, "What's going on? Alice is blocking me." I felt a smile creep up onto my face. It was perfect! There was no way Emmett would be able to complete it! I turned myself back around and looked at everybody – Alice was trying not to laugh, Rosalie had lost interest and had gone back to painting her nails, Jasper was looking at me with a curious look on his face, and Emmett was sitting next to Rosalie grinning like an idiot.
"Aww come on lil' Bella!" Emmett was talking to me like I was a little kid. "You're the human; I'm the vamp…what's the worst you can do?"
I turned and looked straight at him and gave him a sweet smile before I said, "Emmett I dare you to not touch Rosalie for a week, which includes holding hands, kissing, etc. Oh and one more thing…you can't be anywhere within five feet of her." I finished off his dare with a triumphant grin. Alice once again fell to the floor laughing. Jasper was in shock, and Edward was laughing so hard that I fell off his lap onto the side of the couch. However, Rosalie and Emmett's reactions were the best. Rosalie had actually dropped her nail brush and bottle onto Esme's nice cream colored carpet where it was leaving a nice blood red stain. She stared at me with her mouth hanging open before she rushed over to me and said, "Bella you are my new hero! I've been waiting to get him back for ripping my new dress a week ago!" A/N Dress Pic is in my profile She looked at me with the hugest smile on her face.
Emmett hadn't moved an inch since I said his dare. He looked like he would be crying if he could. He came over in front of on the couch and got on his knees to start begging me.
"Bella…" he whimpered, "Bella please. Please I'll do anything I mean it! Just don't make me do this! Please! Not touching Rose that's like hell. I can't do that! That's like no sex for a week! Honestly Bella I swear I'll do anything just don't make me do this!"
While he was rambling on and on I just sat there and smiled. Once he was done I stood up and said, "Well Emmett, I guess you could always chicken out and we would have bragging rights for…eternity." I smiled at the thought of that.
Emmett looked at me with a horrified look on his face as the thought of everybody making fun of him for eternity registered in. "Goddamnit!" He shouted loud enough to make the birds outside fly out of the trees. He ran up the stairs and we could here his bedroom door slam and him pacing on the floor above us.
Alice rushed over to me and pulled me into a huge hug. "Bella, my friend," she said, "I believe Rosalie and I have finally started rubbing off on you!" I smiled so big I didn't know how it fit onto my small face.
"Bella," Jasper said from his place on the floor, "I've got to hand it to you that was the best dare I've seen in a while!" I laughed along with the rest of them. I could hear Emmett's loud growl echo through the house. I had forgotten about their vampire hearing. Then suddenly I had a very very good idea.
"Hey Rose?" I asked turning towards her.
"Yeah?" She answered looking up at me.
"How badly do you want to get back at Emmett for ripping your dress?" I couldn't help the smile that took over my face. Edward and Jasper looked at me curiously while Alice was grinning madly seems she knew what I was about to say.
"Well I was pretty pissed…" Rosalie thought back to when he ripped it.
"Ohmigod Bella you should have seen her!" Alice cried, "She was more then pissed!"
"Well Rose… do you wanna make this Emmett's week of hell?" I asked hopeful that she would agree to what I was asking. Rosalie looked at Alice who nodded her head before answering, "Let's do it."
"Rosie baby!" Emmett cried from upstairs. "Baby please don't do this. I really didn't mean to rip it! I swear! If it hadn't been so damn tight I could've got it off easier!"
"Hey Alice, Rose?" I asked interrupting Emmett's rant.
"Yeah?" they replied.
"I heard that Victoria Secret was having this sale on some sexy lingerie…I don't think we should let this sale pass up do you girls?" I asked smiling the entire time.
"No!" Rose answered grinning at me.
"Of course not!" Alice said with glee. "We must go right away! Who knows when it will end? It could be in its final hours! Come on girls grab your purses and let's go!"
Rosalie grabbed hers and mine together and all three of us rushed out the door.
"Bye Jasper! Love you! Be back later!" Alice called from out her Porsche window.
"Love you Edward!" I called out from the back seat. I knew he heard me cause his lips turned up into a half smile. We just barely got out of the driveway when Emmett came running full speed down the driveway after us.
"Rose don't do this!" He shouted. "Please Rose! Please! I'll…" His cries were drowned out by the roar of the Porsche's engine and Alice speeding away.
Back at home
EPOV
"Edward man what the heck have they done to Bella?" Jasper asked me.
"I honestly don't know…" I said with a worried expression. We both turned towards the driveway as we heard Emmett slowly walking back up. He came into the door walking slower then a normal human walks.
"Wow you look like hell man," I said. He shot me a terrifying look.
"Hey guys chill out," Jasper said sending out waves of calm. "Why don't we all go play some X-box to get your mind off of Rose ok?"
"Yeah whatever," Emmett sighed. We went down to the basement and hooked up some games to the huge flat screen. Wow Emmett is taking this tough I thought. I started shifting through some of the thoughts going on in the room…
"Jeez I don't think I've ever seen Emmett in this state…I mean honestly there's depression, anger, sadness, agony, hurt, sorrow, and madness all combined into one! It's a good thing Carlisle and Esme are gone on vacation for two weeks. Oh crap we need to fix that door still too…"
"Rose goddamnit! How could you do this to me! I could have bought you another dress. If you hadn't looked so damn sexy in it I wouldn't have tried to tear it off of…"
Whoa…ok backing out of thoughts I shuddered.
"Dude mental images not needed here ok?" I said to Emmett who was slouching in the lazyboy toying with his controller.
"Oh sorry man," Emmett said to me still looking at his hands.
"Ok we ready?" Jasper called from his spot on the couch.
"Yeah game on!" I called out as I sat in the other chair. We played the X-box for 7 hours straight. Emmett lost 5 different times. It was so stranger, there was no more hyper-active Emmett bouncing around and making everybody's lives happy. Jasper kept send thoughts my way…
"Edward how long is he going to go on like this? I can barley keep his emotions in check!"
I knew Emmett was taking this badly; his thoughts said it all…
"Wow that chick is hot, not as hot as Rose though…crap think happy thoughts think happy thoughts sex is happy and sex with Rose is really happy! Crap! Damn it Emmett stop thinking about her!"
"Guys let's go hunting before the girls get back ok?" I suggested unable to take looking at the TV any longer.
"Sure," Jasper agreed thanking me in his mind.
"Emmett?" I asked, "Hello? Earth to Emmett? EMMETT CULLEN!"
"Whoa sorry guys blanked out for a second." He finally answered me. Yeah thinking about Rosalie again I thought to myself.
"Ok let's go guys," Jasper said.
"Gladly," I agreed. We returned two hours later to find the entire living room stuffed with pink Victoria Secret bags and no girls.
"Where are they?" Jasper wondered aloud.
"No clue, but the Porsche is gone so they must have gone back out again." I answered back to him with a frown on my face.
"Guys…there's a note," Emmett said holding up a small piece of white paper.
"What's it say Emmett?" Jasper asked.
Hey Boys,
Just dropping off our shopping bags.
We're heading out for dinner and then over to the spa.
Won't be back till late.
Love,
Alice, Bella, and Rosalie
"Well that's fantastic!" I said. I hoped Alice and Rose weren't corrupting Bella too much.
"Oh. My. God." Emmett said. Jasper and I quickly turned towards him. "They..they.. bought…" I quickly tore open one of the bags closest to me. Out fell a huge pile of lingerie. Jasper gasped.
"Holy crap man." He said.
We quickly tore open the rest of the bags. All lingerie. Over 30 bags of just lingerie.
"Wow," I said to Jasper and Emmett, "That's all I can say is wow."
A/N
Ok guys second chapter is finished. Thank-you for all the reviews I got! You guys are wonderful! Next chapter probably won't be up until next week. I'm going camping this weekend so I won't be able to update.
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