Author's Note: I know my battles are short, and I have no Idea why. At first, It's this super-mega-awesome-epic battle In my head... Then when It comes out, It turns into a little 5 line paragraph. I'll try my best to not screw this one up! If I do, I'm sorry. Oh, and also, for DS Version players: The names of the characters (Ex. Desch, Doga) Are the original Japanese names in this fanfic. And SOME Town names. (Ex. Desh, Dorga) And now... Chapter 6!... With 5% more Gale-Treasure-ness, 20% more Desh ignoring! and a 50% longer Chapter!

Nero: Incoming enemies!

The team of Black Mages and a Red Mage took on the monsters.

Desh: Don't forget me!

...And Desh.

Nero: Foolish Sahagins. You know we're just gonna' Bolt 2 you.

Gale: I don't think that's necessary, considering you pretty much EXPLODED the place.

Nero: Heheh...

Gale and Nero:(Turns to the fight)

Nero: Woah! They're gone! How'd you do that? Alf?

Alf: Nope.

Gale: Black Mage?

Black Mage: ... Did anyone see that fast moving silhouette?

Gale: Hm?

Desh: Did anyone see ME?

Everyone: (Ignores Desh and keeps looking)

Alf: Well... I seen a Thief named Phil... Does that help?

Black Mage: Um... No...

Alf: Well he could've done it!

Nero: Done what, again?

Gale: Kill those enemies at blinding speed.

Nero: Oh yeah! I remember!

Black Mage: Wait... How did you know his name was Phil?

Alf: Well... He killed those Sahagins and then I started talking with him.

Black Mage: When did that happen?

Alf: When everyone started some random conversation after Nero stated he was gonna Bolt 2 the monsters.

Black Mage: You mean like, 20 lines ago?

Everyone: Lines? Ago?

Black Mage: ...

Alf: He said, "If you need a group of Thieves, just call me and my Bros.!"

Gale: Do you know THEIR names?

Alf: Let's see... There was, Phil, Bob, I think Fred... And some other guy with a ridiculous name.

Nero: Ga- WOAH you grab treasures fast!

Gale: (Gives a sword and armor to Alf)

Black Mage: How do you CARRY that anyway?

Nero: Yeah! Like the time with the Airship dude's Treasure Storage!

Gale: Um... LOOK! A TRANSPARENT WALL! (Runs away)

Black Mage: Do I do that a lot?

Everyone: Yep.

Gale Comes back and the team notices a strange hole. For obvious, yet, unknown reasons, they go inside and find...

Gale: TREASURE!

...That, and a Giant Rat that's guarding some sort of a crystal!

Nero: Give us your Belongings!

Alf: Wait I'll ask for help. PHIL! BOB! FRED!...Hm... OTHER GUY!

No answer.

Alf: I thought he said they'd help us...

Nero: Um... Most Thieves are liars, Dude.

Alf: ...

Gale was Randomly throwing books (Yes, Books) at the rat.

Black Mage Kept trying to use Warp and Fire 3.

Nero Kept trying to use his nunchucks as a Black Mage.

Alf Was Trying to get over the fact that the thief, Phil, Lied to him about helping them.

The Rat broke the silence and Charged at the mini-sized Gale.

Alf: No way! Not this time!

Alf Jumps in front of Gale and Alf goes flying towards the wall, Gale Tried to Cure him before he hit the wall but... He was to late...

Mini Author's Note: Don't you HATE IT when you try to use Cure on someone about to die, and then they die, you cast it, And all you get for using up your spell points is a big, fat, "INNEFFECTIVE"

Black Mage: ... Use this and save the sad drama... (Hands Gale a Phoenix Down)

Gale uses the Phoenix Down on Alf and Cures him back to health.

Desh: Let's see if any one will notice me now...

Desh Casts Bolt 3 on the Rat. But Black Mage casted Bolt 2 at the same time, so Black Mage Thought he got some sort of Critical Hit.

Desh: DARN IT! Time for Plan B...

Desh preformed, "Plan B" By taking out a sharp blade, and slashing the rat all over. All the Rat did was twitch, so the team thought he was being all, useless-like.

The Rat was annoyed at taking all these hits and barely even fighting back, so it ran all over the place almost crushing anything it came across. Everyone tried to stop it in it's tracks by shooting Fireballs at it. and Desh, using Bolt 3 to get noticed.

Desh: It's not working though...

...The Rat didn't budge. Instead It Kept Charging and charging. Making everybody go flying towards the hard, stone walls... Where they seemed to be cornered...

Alf: Agh! This thing seems impossible to beat! Wait... Why ARE we fighting this thing anyway?

Gale: (Gasp) How could you forget about the poor little treasure over there?

Black Mage: So we're fighting a dangerous, life-threatening battle just for a treasure?

Gale: ...Yes...

The Rat approaches. It's getting closer and closer. He has a, "Which one should I eat first?" Expression on his face. His Sharp teeth grew closer and closer...

The Rat faints.

Everyone: Huh? What?

Alf: Why did he just faint?

Black Mage: 1 of 2 possibilities. 1: the author was to lazy to write this battle. or 2: Because of all the hits we got off him. Or both.

Black Mage: ... I'll save you the trouble... Author? Write this battle?

Nero: You're good at that.

Black Mage: ... Where's Gale Anyway?

Desh: He ran outside a while ago.

Nero: Why, thank you random civilian.

Desh: Why me?

Alf: Where did he run off to?

Black Mage: Didn't you read 3 paragraphs ago? He got the treasure and probably stormed out of here.

Nero: Speaking of storms...

Black Mage: NO! DO-

Nero blasted Bolts everywhere again. the place was near black when he ran out of MP.

Black Mage: Nt... Well, let's leave before someone comes and gets mad before WARP!

They all appeared near the entrance where Gale was waiting, and Alf and Nero became a Fighter and a Monk again. The gem Gale picked up started glowing...

Alf: What's happening?

Nepto Statue: Well done warriors... You've brought back my crystal eye.

Gale: Eek! (Drops, "Crystal eye")

Nepto Statue: Without this I am merely... A statue... And the monster in the sea will calm down to.

Nero: Whatever that means... Let's go tell everybody we killed the Nepto and get free rewards!

Gale: Isn't that taking advantage of what the people didn't see?

Nero: THEY don't have to know that...

Gale: ...

SPOILER WARINING START

Desh: (Talks quietly) ...Just wait untill you find out I'm the one who keeps this continent floating...

SPOILER WARNING END

Nero: You say something, random civilian?

Desh: ...

The team heads back to the Vikings cove and Nero tells everyone they killed the Nepto and they got total respect. And Cheering... And carrying...

Black Mage: Did I just hear, I'll name my children after you?

Alf: Well I heard, you can have the ship outside.

Gale: So, how are you enjoying being carried away by some people Nero?

Gale Turns to Nero, Who fell asleep on top of the crowd.

Gale:(How can he fall asleep during cheering like this?)

After some time... And a day at the Inn...

Gale: Wow, that was some praise!

Alf: FAKE Praise.

Nero: ...

Desh: And where was I in all that?

Everyone looks at Desh for about three seconds and continues their conversation.

Desh: Now that we have a Ship, Maybe we can go to Gysahl?

Black Mage: Now that we have a Ship, Maybe we should go to Gysahl...

Everyone except Desh: Great Idea!

Desh: ...

Alf and Black Mage: Gysahl...

Gale: What about it, Alf?

Alf: That's where my Chocobo, Feather ran away... Because some other mean Chocobo that looked like... A Black Mage...

Black Mage: That's where my Chocobo learned Magic Spells!

Mini Author's Note: The, "Black Mage Chocobo" Looks like the Black Mage Chocobo from FF Fables: Chocobo's Dungeon.

Black Mage: Hm... We'll find out soon enough.

The group sailed to the South-Eastern Island of Gysahl. This is the Home of Many Chocobos.

Alf: I'm... going to look for Feather... Tell me when you're leaving...

Alf ran to the nearby forest. Black Mage left to the Chocobo Farm.

Gale: Where do you suppose they went off to?

Nero was gone.

Gale: I'm so lonely...

Desh: I feel your pain...

...Let's check on Alf, Shall we?

Alf: (Running and Panting) ...Feather! Where are you? I'm sure that meanie won't bug you again!

The Bushes rustle...

Alf: !

And now let's see what Black Mage is doing...

Black Mage: Where is he? (Looks around Chocobo farm)

A Chocobo Dressed like a Black Mage tackles him, and starts happy-chirping like crazy.

Black Mage: Oh, THERE you are, Kuro!

Mini Author's Note: That means, "Black" in Japanese.

After some Chocobo reuniting, (Yes, Alf found his Chocobo!) they take them back to the entrance.

Nero: So, about this whole, "Mean Chocobo" business.

Gale: Yes, Let's hear a story of what happened.

Alf: Okay... Let's see... I was really little when I met Feather, He liked the Gysahl Greens I had with me. But I had to go back to my home in Canaan, So I'd visit him with Gale every so often. But after some time... I saw him with the Black Mage Chocobo. He was doing stuff like Burning trees when he was in them, and then Froze them when someone was looking. And When he went swimming, he'd send small bolts through the water and run. He got tired of it and ran away... And the Black Mage Chocobo burned the grass at the entrance, that spelt a name... I've never seen Feather again... Until this day, 12 years later...

Gale: That must've been hard on you, Alf...

Nero: ...And about your Magic learning Chocobo, Black Mage.

Black Mage: I was using my Black Magic spells, Until Kuro walked up to me and he wanted to try and learn it to. So I tried to teach him... And after a couple days, he got the hang of it and stated showing off to the other Chocobos... Especially this one named...

Gale: WAIT! Not yet! Black Mage. Alf. I want you two to say the Names of the Chocobos you mentioned in each of your stories.

Alf and Black Mage: Why?

Gale: Just do it! Okay. Three... Two... One...

Alf: Kuro.

Black Mage: Feather.

Alf And Black Mage Looked at each other with a surprised look on their faces...