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Ok here is the third chapter. I hope you all enjoyed Emmett's dare as much as I did! However, I'm not done playing around with Emmett yet – he still has a week of his dare! It's only been the first day! So here are some more Alice/Bella/Rosalie evil plans!

Disclaimer: I think you guys all know what goes here…

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Chapter 3

Excuse Me?

BPOV

We shopped hour upon hour. Normally I don't go for the whole shopping thing but today I had a good reason to. Shopping was only Phase One of plan making Emmett's week hell. Alice saw the boys leaving to go hunting so we took that chance to drop off our many shopping bags. Alice quickly wrote a note to the guys and we left 'for the spa.' Well, at least that's what the boys thought we were doing. We actually were going shopping for Phase Two of plan making Emmett's week hell. Finally we had all we needed for the next day. We returned home to find all of our bags emptied out into one huge pile and the boys no where in sight. Alice was beyond mad.

"Why did they do this?!" She screamed. "I had all the bags organized by size, color, item, etc.!"

"Didn't you see them doing this?" Rosalie asked frowning. "I mean you are the one with the future seeing vision here."

"I promised myself I wouldn't look this week to see what happened with everybody's dare. I want it to be a surprise! I stopped looking for the sake of a laugh and this is what they do to us?! How dare them!" Alice was so mad you could almost see steam rising from her.

I was still standing in shock by the newly fixed doorway. Surely Edward wasn't a part of this! I mean it wasn't his dare or anything! He should be on our side shouldn't he? While Alice and Rosalie were still fuming I walked towards the huge pile of our clothing. On top of it were three notes - one for each of us. I gathered them up and read them out loud to Alice and Rose.

Bella love,

Jasper and I took Emmett out to hang out and

Get his mind off Rosalie. We'll be back before midnight.

I love you,

Edward

Alice,

Emmett was driving us insane. Edward and I

Couldn't keep him here any longer.

I love you sweetheart,

Jasper

Rosie,

Why did you buy all of that stuff? I love you

Babe but honestly it was just a dress!

Please Rose play nice. Be back later.

Emmett

"Alice?" I asked. "Where did they go?"

"I have no idea, I promised myself I wouldn't look this week remember?" Alice answered me in a sad tone. She was missing her vision but when Alice promises something even if it is to herself she goes through with it no matter what.

"Well," Rosalie said, "Alice why don't you call Charlie and see if Bella can stay over here for a couple of weeks. I don't think it will be a problem do you Bella?" She glanced at me with an unsure look on her face.

"Nah, Charlie should be ok with it, I mean he does love you Alice," I said looking over at her. Charlie didn't have any issues with me staying for the next couple of weeks as I predicted.

"Hey Bella," Rosalie said turning towards me as I sat down in the living room.

"Yeah?"

"Why don't you go get some sleep and Alice and I will hide all the stuff for tomorrow ok?"

"Sounds good to me," I answered back. I was really tired from all the shopping we had done. As Rosalie and Alice started picking up all of our things I walked upstairs and into Edward's room. I pulled back the sheets on his huge bed that he never slept on and curled up into a ball. Pretty soon I was lost in my dreams of Edward. I woke hours later when Edward lay down beside me and took me into his arms.

"Mm..Edward?" I asked looking up at him my voice foggy with sleep.

"Yes love?" He answered looking down at me.

"Where did you go?" I asked honestly curious.

"Later, you need to sleep right now." He said smiling his crooked smile.

"Mkay…" I barely whispered already half-asleep. I awoke sometime later on to the sound of Edward's house phone. I rolled over, stretched, and glanced at the clock…dang already past 11. I climbed out of bed and frowned when I didn't see Edward in the room. I quickly got dressed and ran down the stairs. Well more like tripping down the stairs. Edward caught me in his arms at the bottom.

"Who was on the phone?" I asked looking up at his perfect face.

"Esme, she was checking up on all of us." He answered smiling.

"Ah I see." I replied. We walked into the kitchen where Jasper was making breakfast for me and Emmett was helping him.

"Hey Jasper, Emmett" I said sitting down at the table. "May I ask why you are making breakfast?

"May I ask why Alice and Rose have banned us from the basement?" Emmett answered looking at me with an angry look on his face.

Edward came and stood in front of me facing Emmett. "Don't talk to her like that!"

"Well, I wanted to play X-box today 'cause I had nothing better to do today seems I can't be with Rose!" He yelled back glaring at me.

"Guys!" Shouted Alice who suddenly appeared at the top of the basement stairs. "Chill out please! And Jasper it's not helping that you're sending out anger!" Jasper looked guiltily over at Alice and quickly apologized. Rosalie appeared next to Alice as I turned towards Edward.

"Ok so where were you guys last night hmm?" I asked staring at him.

"Uhh we went to an amusement park." He answer me uncomfortably.

"And just what did you guys do at this amusement park?" Rosalie accused looking at the guys.

"Umm… well we rode rides and crap you know like you usually do in an amusement park." Emmett said looking at his feet shifting from side to side.

"Ok," Alice said, "Somebody better start telling me what the hell happened last night before I make you all my new dress up barbies!"

"Emmett got us kicked out!" Jasper said with a fearful look on his face. Alice's dress up idea must have scared him badly.

"Jasper!" Emmett yelled.

"Excuse me?" Rosalie said glaring at Emmett.

"Rose I swear to God that it was nothing." Emmett said backing up into the wall.

"Oh yeah," she answered, "define nothing."

"I was just going to ride this ride and the guy running it wouldn't let me on, but I really wanted to ride it so when he started it I just kinda snuck on." Emmett answered with fear in his eyes.

"I see." She said looking him straight in the eyes. "And just what might this ride be?"

Emmett gulped, "Uhh…"

Edward snickered before answer, "The carousel."

I fell off the chair laughing, and Alice was bending over holding her knees for support because she was laughing so hard.

"Emmett Cullen…you tried to ride the carousel?" Rosalie asked in shock.

"Umm…yeah…" He answered looking scared of what Rosalie was going to do to him. Jasper and Edward were quietly laughing in the background, while Alice and I were still cracking up loudly.

"Alice why am I married to him again?" Rosalie asked turning towards Alice. This just caused all of us to start laughing again except Emmett.

"Thanks Rose," He said looking hurt.

"Chill Em, you know I love you," Rose said back to him smiling. He cracked a smile and started forward to hug her.

"Uh uh uh!" I said stepping in front of him and putting both of my hands on his chest. I knew I couldn't compare to his vampire strength but he would get the point. "Not within five feet of Rosalie remember?"

"Damn it!" He yelled throwing his hands into the air.

"Ok guys," Alice said with a smile. "Now we girls know that you boys went through our shopping bags last night." They all looked down at their shoes. "However, in your notes you did not include whether or not you liked what we purchased. Therefore we are giving you a second chance to decide if you like the stuff or not. So follow me."

She turned towards the basement with Rosalie and me behind her and the boys trailing behind us. It was dark as we walked down the stairs but as Alice reached the bottom she flipped on the lights. We heard all three guys gasp.

"ALICE CULLEN! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO OUR BASEMENT?!" Emmett yelled.

"Hey now," Alice said, "Bella and Rose are part of this too."

The basement had been transformed into a runway. There was decorations everywhere and huge lights in the corners and on the walls.

"Girls what's going on here?" Edward asked finally recovering from the shocked state he was in.

"We're modeling for you." Rosalie answered grinning madly as she watched three jaws drop.

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Ok guys slight cliffy here. I am going to be leaving for the weekend tomorrow, but if I get out of bed early enough tomorrow I might get one more chapter up before I leave. Also, if anybody has any ideas or suggestions for future chapters I will gladly try to work them into the story. I have the main outline of what is going to happen finished, but I am happy to add more! So review or PM me and let me know whatcha all are thinking ok?

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