Author's Note: the first part of this Chapter will NOT relate to the main story. Cuz' it's CHOCOBO TIME!... Well I haven't put on a disclaimer in a while so...

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Final Fantasy III in any way. I only own Nero, Black Mage, the 4 thieves, and Kuro. luigi400000 owns Alf, Gale, and Feather. No stealing, K? ONE MORE THING! The Chocobos... Feather looks like the normal Chocobo from FF Fables: Chocobo Tales/Dungeon. Kuro looks like the Black Mage Chocobo from Chocobo's Dungeon. Get it? Got it? Good.

Alf and Black Mage looked at each other with a surprised look on their faces...

Alf: It... Was YOU!

Black Mage: Well it's not my fault he just decided to bother your Chocobo.

Gale: Calm down, you two.

Alf: CALM DOWN? How would you like it if your best friend ran away, and the cause is standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?

Gale: ...

Alf: (Looks at Black Mage) Well he's back now... But I'll keep my eye on you!

Black Mage: Well... What now?

Nero: Hmm...

Everyone: What?

Nero: What WAS that last thief's name, Alf? You know, Phil, Bob, and Fred.

Alf: Oh, them? Well... This is gonna sound awkward...

Gale: What do you mean?

Alf: Well, his name... It's really awkward, like I said-...

Black Mage: LAST CHAPTER!

Everyone: There's , "Chapters" again. What is he talking about?

Black Mage: ...

Nero: Hmm...

Black Mage: What now?

Nero: ...What's YOUR name?

Black Mage: Um... KURO HE'S ON TO US LET'S RUUuuuuunnnn!

Alf: How many times has he done that now?

Desh: 5.

Nero: Oh yeah!... WAIT! (Turns to Desh) how do you know?

Gale: Yeah! you didn't see like, three of those!

Desh: (Runs and jumps happily in circles)

Alf: Um... Any reason for the happy jumping?

Desh: YES! FINALY I WAS TALKED TO! YYYYEEEEESSSS!

Everyone was gone.

Desh: I'm so lonely...

Elsewhere...

(Black Mage runs in)

Gale: Oh THERE you are.

Nero: Now, the thief's name...

Alf: Ugh... No!

Gale: NO! WE MUST KNOW NOW!

Black Mage: Tackle him!

Alf: NO! WAIT! Jeez, all this for a name...

Black Mage: Well, your just lucky we don't do this every time we go over MY name.

Alf: Well it's...

Everyone's eyes light up and everyone slowly gets closer to Alf.

Alf: 1337.

Everyone Falls over, anime style.

Black Mage: Are you kidding?

Gale: What does that even MEAN?

Nero is bursting out laughing on the floor.

Alf: I told you...

Feather and Kuro: (Confused Chirps)

Onward with the Story plot!

Alf: Where do we take our ship now?

Feather and Kuro: (pointing in some random direction while jumping and chirping)

Alf: Heheh, Okay.

They set sail in the direction the Chocobos have pointed. It led to a Huge tower!

Alf: Wow... Good job you two!

Feather and Kuro: (Happy chirping)

Nero: Where's Gale?

Desh: He ran off to the cave west of he-

Black Mage: He went to the cave west of here!

Everyone except Desh: Good job, Black Mage!

They all went into the Cave... Where they found the treasure happy Gale.

Alf: You just cant help yourself, can you?

Feather: (Tugging on Alf's arm and pointing to a staircase)

Alf: Wow, you sure are finding stuff out today.

They go down the stairs... To find a... Circle of sages?

Sage: Desh! There you are!

Desh: Where am I again?

Sage: You don't remember? Well, the time has come for you to accept your destiny.

Desh: On the top of the Tower of Owen, Right?

Sage: Yes. Take this with you. (Pulls out, "Toad" spell book)

Black Mage and Gale: MINE! (Run up to the Sage) Where is it? (Looks behind them)

Feather and Kuro: (Playing Catch with the Toad spell book)

The book starts to glow.

Alf: What's happening?

Feather: (Accidentally drops the book)

The book released a beam of light, Which aimed at Gale.

Gale: What? NOOoooo! (Croak)

Nero: Woah! He's a Frog! Awesome!

Black Mage: Will the spell change him back?

Sage: Most likely.

Alf: Feather, Do that again!

Feather: (Shakes his head up and down and drops the book again.)

BAM!

Everyone: ...

Gale: Let me try...

Gale Tries the spell.

Gale: What? NO! I can't use it!

Black Mage: HAHAHA! IT"S MINE!

Black Mage Tries the spell.

Black Mage: (Growls) Wait... How can Gale Talk? He's a Frog!

Gale: Well I can, so there.

After a while, Gale turns to normal, and the Team sets off for the Tower of Owen.

Feather and Kuro: (Scared chirping while hiding behind Alf and Black Mage's legs.)

Alf: You can wait outside if you'd like.

Feather and Kuro: (Sit down next to the tower's entrance. Looking like plush toys.)

Nero: Onwards and Inwards!

Gale: Onwards to TREASURE! (Runs inside)

They explored the first floor of the tower. There were a lot of frogs and a hole.

Black Mage: This hole is TINY!

Gale: Frog Powers, ON!

Everyone turns into frogs and leap into the hole, then Gale turns his power off.

Voice: Welcome to the Tower of Owen... And your DOOM! (Evil laughter)

Nero: Wha...?

SPOILER WARNING START

Desh: (Talks quietly) Well at least I'll be leaving soon...

SPOILER WARNING END

The team climbed and climbed. The Tower wasn't all that big.

Black Mage: It was only 8 Floors, or something!

Alf: Hey, there's someone over there!

Desh: She's gonna sink the continent into the sea!

Black Mage: Well, stop her then!

Desh: You!

Black Mage: Fine. ICE 2!

Ice 2 hit the mysterious figure... So she turns around...

Medusa: I am Medusa! And you puny little shiny warriors aren't gonna stand in my way of sinking this tiny island into the SEA! Take THIS!