Author's Note: Ugh... ANOTHER BATTLE. I HATE TYPING THEM!... AND I'M TIRED. I THINK I MIGHT TAKE A NAP AFTER THIS. I DON'T KNOW. Aaaaaannnd here comes thhhheeeeee...

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Final fantasy III, or it's Plot. I only own Black Mage's Personality, Nero, and Kuro. luigi400000 owns Alf, Gale, and Feather. No stealing, K?

Medusa: You Puny Shiny Warriors cannot defeat me! I'll plunge this continent into the SEA!

Everyone else: (Gasp!) How DARE you!

Some stupid conversations later...

Alf and Gale: Take THIS! (Slashes her at the same time)

Desh: And THIS! (Uses Bolt 3)

Nero: And how about some of THIS? (Smacks her with his nunchucks)

Medusa: Let's see if you can handle THIS! (Smacks all of them with various snakes from her head)

...

Everyone looks at Black Mage.

Black Mage: What?

Everyone else: Well, you gotta' do one to!

Black Mage: Fine. Let's see you survive THIS! (Uses Bio)

Medusa: Urrgh... Where'd you get that spell from?

Black Mage: What, this? (Uses it again)

Medusa: ARGH! Yes! That one!

Black Mage: (Puts his hands behind his back and waits awhile) Well, FIND OUT! (Uses it again)

Medusa: Grrr...

After some tricking Medusa in to Black Mage using Bio later...

Medusa: THAT'S IT! You're getting SILENCED!

Alf: You should of done that a while ago, you know.

Gale: Don't give it ideas!

Black Mage: It'd be nice if you could... PAY ATTENTION TO THE FIGHT!

Alf and Gale: Oh, Okay. AAAAAAHHH! (Slashes Medusa)

Black Mage's Silence wears off.

Black Mage: Ooh! I got another one!

Gale: Another what?

Black Mage: Another THIS!

Nero: Let's hear it.

Black Mage: (Dr. Eggman Impression) Get a load of THIS! (Uses Fire 3)

Insert some really epic explosions here.

Medusa: (Growls) No... I can't... Die here... Unless... I TAKE ALL OF YOU WITH ME!

Medusa grabs Desh and Black Mage.

Desh: Hey! I have a prophecy to fulfill you know!

Black Mage: Well, good luck with that. (Uses Warp to safety)

Desh: What?

Medusa: PROPHESIZE THIS! (Throws Desh inside a tube of flowing lava)

Desh uses his sword to jump away from the opening and stabs Medusa with the Stab of all stabs.

Medusa: This continent... Will have to sink... Sooner or later... (Falls to the ground)

Nero: Let's throw it inside the tube of lava!

Desh: NO DON'T!

Everyone else: Why not?

Desh: Because Then the continent WILL sink.

Nero: Aww...

Black Mage: Then what DO we do, Killjoy?

Desh: We... Hey!

Black Mage: (Looking some other direction, whistling)

Desh: (Makes a face then continues talking) There is a small Machine inside there that is about to explode.

Gale: What happens when it explodes?

Desh: Very... Bad... Things! So, I need to get in there and try to stop it.

Black Mage: Won't you die?

Desh: Maybe. Maybe not. (Walks over to the tube and turns to look at them) There is a small island to the North-East of here. Please, Restore the crystals and make this continent a cool place! (Turns to face the lava) ...Goodbye...

Desh Jumps inside. Now, A moment of silence for Desh.

Everyone: ...

Black Mage: Wait, what did he say before he jumped in?

Gale: I don't know.

Alf: How could you forget the last wishes of someone about to die?

Gale: Then do you know?

Alf: No...

Nero: I'm tired of standing here! Let's get out already!

They quickly leave the tower.

Feather and Kuro: (Runs over to Alf and Black Mage and start to hug their legs.)

Alf: So what's been going on?

Feather shows Alf a book he found.

Alf: What's this? "The Adamantoise and the Cactuar" ?

Nero: What's a Cactuar?

Alf notices Feather is wearing a Helmet that looks like a Dragon's head.

Alf: Woah, How'd you get that, Feather?

Feather: (Points to his head with a confused chirp, turning his head slightly)

Alf: Yeah, that!

Kuro: (Makes, "Don't tell him!" Actions at Feather)

Alf: (Walks slowly towards Kuro)

Kuro: (Kinda' freaking out trying to find out what to do. Then uses Sleep)

Alf falls backward, snoring.

Black Mage: (Pets Kuro and puts Alf on feather)

Nero: So where do we go now?

Black Mage: We go to some random island North-East of here!... And that was totally my idea.

Gale: Well, let's go!

Everyone gets on the ship, and they head towards this, "Random island North-East of here".

Nero: Look! There it is!

Gale: Look! A CAVE! (Starts to daydream about treasure)

Nero: Who's driving anyway?

Black Mage: (Not paying attention to where he's going, then looks in front of him.)

Everyone: AAAHHHHH! WE'RE GONNA CRASH!

Kuro: (Jumps in front of the ship and uses Slow)

Black Mage: (Opens his eyes) Whew... (Walks over to Kuro) Here. You deserve this. (Gives him Sleep 2)

Kuro: (Jumps around happily while Final Fantasy victory music plays in the background)

Everyone: (Looks in every direction)

Nero: Where is that coming from?

Alf: ...Huuuuhh?

Gale: Oh, you woke up. We were trying to find out where this music is coming from.

After some slight Fourth wall breaking later...

Nero: Well, Let's go inside!

Everyone is freaking out.

Black Mage: AGAIN? What is it THIS time?

Dwarf: It's the end of the world! Someone took the horn of Ice!

Alf, Nero, and Gale: Horn... Of... Ice...?

Dwarf: Please, Help us! you can take anything you need, just get it back!

Black Mage: Wait! Where IS this guy?

Dwarf: Well if we knew we'd have it back.

Nero: Nice question.

Black Mage: ...

They all got everything they needed from the shops and departed to... wherever they needed to go.

Dwarf: Welcome to the Basement!

Black Mage: A basement? To a CAVE?

Dwarf: Well there's a spring of water that has a hole that leads to some really huge dungeon that only a frog can get in.

Alf: How do you know?

Dwarf: I just know things. Like, You're about to fight some guy named Guzco.

Everyone backs away slowly from him and jumps inside this, "Toad only hole" and Return to normal.

Gale: Just imagine all the treasure you can find in here!