We got 2 da skull (get it! Instead of school coz im a gothic boy). Blood Rose, Lestat, Vampirella, Mareeleeno, Lachrimae and Lanius got into a cariage and I had 2 go 2 a boot with da first yers, there was a big man with a blak bred shootin "Da ones from da frist grad cum with me!1", I didnt like him. I got in a boot with a bunch of first years that looked at me weirdly, they were wearing bright clothes, I put my middle finger at them and they looked all frightened.
I went into da castel n there was a teecher there, sum1 told me hos name was Mr. Norris, he was very short. Then he sed something but I didnt lisen 2 him because I was remembering sum cool MCR lyrics.
We got into da grate hall in line, Mr. Norris put a stool in fornt of us n he put a dirty n ugly hat over it, I thot "wtf", then da hat started 2 sing, I covered my ears because I cant stand music that is not goffik. Mr. Norris sed "wen i cal u u hav 2 sit there n put da hat on so it wil select u for your house", then he started 2 call nams. When he sed my nam i walked, sat on the stool n then put my hat on, da hat screemed "SLYTHERIN!", I looked at Slytherins table n it had goffs n they clapped! I was soo happy!1 I went 2 da table n sat with my friends.
A professor stood up "Hi new stoodents, my nam is professor Mcgoggle (she was wearing goggles), ur welcum 2 da school, now start 2 eat!1"
I lookdt 2 da table n it was suddenly filld wif food! I drank sum blood happily.
After we ate professor McGoggle said stuff about how the forest was... forbidden! She also said that we shud not maek magic in da halls n dat the quidditch tries were going 2 hav place in da second week. After she said all dat they maed us sing a techno song, we da goffs covered our ears disgustedly.
After all that we went 2 are rooms, we had 2 get 2 ours useing da dungeons n then we got sumwhere were they asked a password, sum boy said "scene kids suck" n we entered.