Team GEMINI
Nameless: The Physical Attraction
Book 1
When The Unstoppable Force Collides With The Immovable Object
Chapter 4
Can't Ignore The Giant Pink Elephant
Bursting in through her classroom door, Nanoha had the most dubious grin on her face causing her students to cower in fear when she walked in. The stack of papers Nanoha carried in her arms made the high school students shudder, their young faces cringing at the many horrible possibilities that the massive stack of paper had in store for them.
Dropping the papers on her desk as loudly as she could, Nanoha grinned at her students. "Guess what guys?"
"W-What?" the students all asked with hesitation, afraid to hear what their teacher had to say.
"I got engaged today!" Nanoha exclaimed excitedly.
"Wow! Congratulations Sensei!" the students shouted, praying that if they kept congratulating her, the higher the chance Nanoha would say that the massive stack of stapled papers wasn't for them.
"Thank you, thank you," Nanoha beamed as she tried to settle her class down. She sent a side glance the papers she had on her desk and changed her happy smile to a wide grin. "And because of this I'm so happy I'm going to-"
"Let us go for the day?"
"Allow us the chance to hand in late work?"
"Give us all A's?"
"Return my PSP?"
"Take your top off?"
"Forget about the yearend exam ?"
"No homework for the week?"
"Give us a self study day?"
"... pop quiz?"
"No, no, no, no, maybe, no, no, no, and yes!" Nanoha laughed out loud.
"Sensei!" a blue haired girl shouted with her hand raised high in the air.
"Izumi-san!" Nanoha shouted back.
"Did you just say you might take your top off?"
"Nyahaha, so you heard that? Your ears are good." Nanoha smiled smugly at the girl and crossed her arms beneath her breasts.
"Of course!"
"Well then..." Nanoha mumbled to herself quietly as she leaned back onto the blackboard behind her and undid one button from her blouse slowly, captivating all of her students. "Just kidding~! Nyahaha."
"Aw man! Come on, Sensei! Three more buttons, please!" the male students and Izumi groaned.
"Nyahaha. No." Nanoha's voice became very stern causing her kids to bunker down into their seats. Undoing one more button to tease her students, Nanoha slammed her hand onto the stack of papers and shivered from the recoil of the hit. "Up and down starting from Miku-chan. Everyone stand up and get one of these here lovely pop quizzes." Nanoha commanded as she pointed at the pigtailed girl.
"Mou, Sensei, why do I have be first?" Miku groaned, her twin pig tails flopped about as she begrudgingly walked up to Nanoha and received her test. The already pale girl paled even further when she felt the girth of the quiz in her hands. "Are you kidding me!?" she squeaked with large puppy dog eyes.
"Nopes! And why shouldn't I start with you first? You're name is written with the kanji for first after all." Miku opened her mouth to object, but Nanoha had cut her off. "Now sit down and wait till I tell everyone to start." Nanoha barked, her finger pointing back to the empty seat.
Miku stood before Nanoha firmly and flipped through the quiz and blanched. "A hundred-twenty... two questions... you're a devil Sensei!"
"I'm not known as The White Devil for nothing you know." Nanoha said in a low ominous chuckle. "Anyways keep 'em comin' guys. The more you hesitate on getting your test, the less time you'll have to finish it!"
"What!? A hundred-twenty-two questions in one hour is impossible!" The student sitting beside Izumi shrieked.
"Pisshaw, Maggie-chan! Calm down you guys, I made my fiancee do this test just last night! We had no problems finishing it in less than twenty minutes." Nanoha replied with a calm tone of voice.
"But Sensei, you wrote the quiz! You know the answers! That's cheating!"
"Stop shouting Niku-chin, I can hear you perfectly." Nanoha growled as she bore down at the student sitting in front of her. "I really don't see what's so bad? This is a simple multiple question quiz. It isn't a hassle if you paid attention to my lessons."
"Shit we're doomed..." a long haired teenage boy muttered to his friend sitting beside him.
"You're telling' me, Max... I've missed like five days of school already..." replied his friend. The short little auburn haired girl's eyes shifted from Max to the tall bespectacled girl with a dazed look on her face. "Yuichigo, spam my brain with knowledge, like right now!"
The tall girl sighed and pushed up her glasses, dark brown eyes darkened to a frightening glare. "Jenny… I was with you for those five days! I can't spam your inbox of a brain with knowledge I don't have myself!"
"B-But!"
"No buts!" The girl crossed her arms and leaned back into her seat. "And stop calling me Yuichigo… you make me sound like a strawberry."
Jenny began to tear up. "You were my last hope!"
"It's not my fault Takamachi-sensei's such a spaz."
"Ahaha, too true, too true…"
"Nyahaha, I heard that you two." Nanoha said with the sweetest smile on her face. The two girls stood up straight as a whistle and saluted. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you who are about to fail my class salute me; now stop your bellyaching' and get up here! The more time you waste the less time you have to finish the quiz. Chop chop people!"
The time flew by quickly for Nanoha as she waited for her class to finish the quiz. A full hour of nothing but disgruntled groans, frustrated sighs and the sound of pencil lead scratching against the test paper. What a great way to spend a class. Complete and utter silence… boring!
Distraught blue eyes scanned the desk for anything that could prove amusing or at least distracted, but alas, only school related supplies could be found. Go figure? So with absolutely nothing to do, Nanoha spent her first period class playing with some string and paper clips while listening to Fate's latest demo CD titled 'Just Be Friends' on her Macintosh laptop. Half way through the disk, Nanoha was hit with a bad case of the munchies, so she pulled out some of the marble cheese she packed for lunch and ate it. After that she played with more string, and eventually took a nap... a long nap.
"Someone wake her up..." a boy said as he dared his classmates to go near the sleeping beast. The other students vigorously shook their heads and took a step back. Frustrated the boy pointed to the teal haired teenager. "Hatsune-san, you do it... Takamachi-sensei seems to like you the most here."
"No way! I'm not going near her! She might eat me..."
"Oh I bet she'll do more than that..." Maggie said in the back with a snicker. "Rumor on the yard is that Sensei's a raging lesbian... so yeah, she might do more than just eat you. Maybe a little finger probing and a hickey or two."
"Meep!"
"Oh I'll do more than eat you... I'll downright skin you alive if you keep spreading rumors about me." Nanoha grumbled as she lifted her head up to glare at the teenager who called her a lesbian. "And just so we're all clear on this. I. Am. Not. Gay!" The students looked at each other with side glances and nodded their heads slowly. "I'm being serious!" Nanoha exclaimed with her left cheek puffed out.
"Riighht..." Miku said in disbelief as she placed her quiz on Nanoha's desk. "Anyways, I barely had time to finish the last ten questions... but you were right, the test was really easy. Every even number was in a 'A B C D' pattern, and the uneven numbers were in a ' D C B A' pattern."
"Oh, so you caught onto that?" Nanoha asked with a playful look on her face. A handful of the students groaned causing Nanoha to giggle. "I told you guys it was easy... why doesn't anyone listen to me?"
"Wait, Sensei... if the test was that easy, why did you and your fiancé take so much time to finish it?" The boy named Max asked with a quirked eyebrow.
"Um..." Nanoha looked up at the clock and waited for the hand to move. "Wow look at the time--class is almost over!"
"Sensei's avoiding the question!" Izumi announced with a giddy voice. "I bet they were doing this and that!"
Nanoha laughed, grabbed her test papers and left the room.
"Don't let the door hit you on your way ou-"
The students watched their teacher run out the door and hit herself with it by accident.
Rushing down the hallway Nanoha winced and rubbed her sore bottom. "Damn these kids are perceptive." she muttered with a heavy sigh. "Only three more hours until I can see Fate-chan again." She sighed again, "Just three more hours…"
The bell rang and soon Nanoha found herself in a sea of teenagers varying in height. A strange nostalgia hit her as she pushed her way through the crowd. She remembered a time when she did this exact same thing with her best friend Hayate... or at least what they did everyday until she eloped with her English teacher.
A small smile crept onto Nanoha's face as she recalled the day she received a letter from the brunette saying that she was now Mrs. G---
"Sorry about that Sensei." a purpleish haired boy said when he walked into Nanoha.
Shaking her head, Nanoha replied, "No, it's okay Griffith-kun. Be careful next time okay?"
"Will do!" he exclaims with a blush on his boyish face. Nanoha nodded her head in acknowledgment and turned to walk away only to be called back by Griffith. "You look really pretty today, Sensei!"
"Nyahaha... thanks?" Nanoha says with an awkward smile. She waves at the boy and walks away, a blush playing on her cheeks as she recalled the teenager's pearly white grin.
It reminded her of someone.
It reminded her of Fate.
"Just a few more hours, Nanoha. You can last that long can't you?" she asked herself with a determined look in her eyes. "Of course you can... because she's waiting for you too."
After two hours of teaching the same things over and over, Nanoha kicked back with the rest of her class and glared at the clock. They all waited impatiently for the clock to strike twelve. Nanoha licked her lips anticipating for the bell that signified the beginning of her mad dash for her car. And the moment the bell did go off she quickly packed her things and headed out of the school and towards her Lexus. Nanoha didn't have any lessons planned for another two hours, so she figured, why not visit Fate? The drive to the T.S.A.B school for "The Totally Superb with Astounding Bodies" as Nanoha called it was a rather quick drive. The school she worked at and the school Fate went to were both pretty close in proximity. So within the time span of fifteen minutes, Nanoha parked her car in the reserved parking spot marked "Principle".
Pulling out her cell phone, Nanoha hit the number one speed dial and listened carefully to the rings.
Du-ru-ru-ru Du-ru-ru-ru Du-ru-ru-ru
Nanoha tapped her steering wheel impatiently as the ringing continued; Nanoha thought she might as well hang up if Fate didn't answer soon.
"H-Hello?" an out of breath Fate whispered into the speaker, the sounds of clothes rustling and a hushed voice mumbling in the background. Nanoha was curious for a moment about what those sounds were, but she figured it was just some classmates.
A brief smile appeared on Nanoha's face as she asked, "Ah, Fate-chan, lunch break right?"
"Yeah why?"
"I'm in the parking lot right now."
"Right now?" Fate said rather startled
"Yeah." Nanoha replied, her heart beating just a little faster, excitement staring to get ahead of her. "So are you free?"
"Hold on," Fate mumbled, her hand moving over the receiver. "I'm on the phone. Stop touching me! Alicia, I'm serious. Stop." Fate growled quietly. Nanoha quirked her eyebrow and pondered who Fate was talking to.
"Hmph, fine!" an angry voice boomed on Fate's end.
Fate removed her hand from the phone and sighed. "Sorry about that, Ladybug."
"No, it's okay. Are you busy?" Nanoha asked curiously, her fingers now tapping on the wheel impatiently.
"No, not anymore. We were fitting clothes for Drama club."
'Was that... a lie just now? Fate isn't in the drama club...' Nanoha pretended to not notice Fate's quiet panting and said, "Oh, so you heading out or what?"
"I'll be there soon, just wait for a moment okay?" Fate said with a cute giggle. It was that little giggle that gave Nanoha the image of a smiling Fate coming her way. "Think you can keep it in your pants for just a few more minutes?" She added with a mischievous tone of voice.
"I don't think I can, Baby. Your little act this morning got me really... excited." Nanoha purred, her hand stroking the steering wheel lovingly as if she were caressing her lover. Her eyes held a rather lucid expression as she stared at the lush green grass.
A pause occurs and Nanoha begins to ponder what Fate was really doing. A sigh escapes her lips as she leans back into her seat. "What was that all about?" she mumbled to herself. Sinking deeper into her seat, Nanoha placed her forearm over her eyes and closes them. "Nyahaha, I'm engaged... I can't believe it."
Nanoha stayed in that motionless position for what felt to be an eternity and more.
The odd thing was Fate was still on the line, her breathing still very clear against the receiver.
Creasing her eyebrows together, Nanoha pondered who Fate was with when she called. The idea of Fate being with someone else irked her. They were only apart for about six hours, and since Fate was a student she barely had more than five minutes to get from class to class, so a small school fling seemed highly improbable. But still… the possibility of a 'what if' is here…. it's as undeniable as a giant pink elephant in the room. Fate went to a school infested by horny teenage girls, and being a horny teenage girl herself, Fate would probably have a hard time trying to stay commi--
Clink Clink
"Hm?" Nanoha hummed curiously, her forearm moving up so she could see the cause of the knocking sound. The sight of the beautiful blonde haired teenager waiting outside her car made Nanoha sit upright. The gentle smile Fate had on her face made the brunette's heart pound. But Nanoha noticed something strange about her fiancée's appearance. Her hair which was tied up in two neat pigtails this morning was now tied up in a high sideways ponytail shifted to the right. Quirking her eyebrow, Nanoha pushed the power window button and waited for her window to go down before poking her head out. The teenager's hair was really drawing her attention, so she inquired about it. "What's with the hair, Fate-chan?"
The blonde glared at Nanoha for a split second before her expression softened to its original state. "I'm afraid Harlaown-kun won't be able to make it. The teacher called upon her just as she was departing so she asked me to tell you she won't be coming."
"Erm, okay?" Nanoha was confused now. "Talking in third person now are you?"
The blonde stiffened and glared at the blue eyed woman, her luscious red lips pursed into a scowl. "It is best if you leave now, you're trespassing on private property." The level of hostility in the teenager's voice sent chills up Nanoha's spine. The girl that resembled Fate so much was a rather frightening character, definitely not someone who would mess around.
"I'm friends with the Headmistress; this is her parking space to be exact." Nanoha replied, feeling her own hostility towards the pesky teenager rising. "Plus I'm in no rush; I can wait for Fate-chan right here." She said with a taunting smirk.
Deep cerise eyes sharpen dangerously, growling in English the blonde said, "Headmistress Carim Gracia has no jurisdiction over me. This is my school. I own it. My word is law here. Now I will repeat myself no longer. Leave. The. Premises."
Nanoha looked at the girl and pondered why she was so bent on forcing her to leave. Not wanting to cause a scene at her best friend's wife's work place, Nanoha mumbled, "Fine, I'll leave..."
Starting up her engine, Nanoha revved it as loudly as she could causing the bossy teenager to jump back in surprise. Shifting gears, Nanoha put her car into reverse and backed out slowly. She glared at the stuck up teenager before setting her back to drive gear and drove out of the parking lot. As she left, the school's doors open revealing her pigtailed lover; a confused look crossed her face before an understanding one replaced it. The girl that resembled Fate latched herself onto the taller girl's arm and snuggled in as closely as she could, her cheek pressed firmly against Fate's shoulder. The taller girl however looked rather uncomfortable with the sudden contact, but her eyes didn't leave the image of Nanoha's retreating vehicle.
"Bitch lied." Nanoha said to herself with a frown, her eyes locking with Fate's in the rearview mirror.
There was no need for a text message or a phone call to explain what had happened just now. An apologetic grin appeared on Fate's face as she closed her phone and pocketed it. Just looking into those shining cranberry colored eyes told Nanoha everything she needed to know.
That bossy girl from before... was surprisingly jealous.
Of her.
