Alf: Well Let's get a' Looking!

Just outside...

Voice: MUAHAAHAHAAA!

Black Mage: (Sarcasm) Well who could THAT be?

Following the obvious sounding laughter...

Black Mage: A LAVA CAVE? REALLY?

Gale: Well better go now then never...

Black Mage: Sez you Mister, "I Just abandon everybody for Treasure we don't need."

Gale: What's that? Internet Talk?

Alf: Gale not you too!

Gale: What?

Alf: What's Internet?

Nero: Run away! He caught 4th wallbreakeritus!

Alf and Nero: (Runs away) AAAAAAAaaaahhhh!

Gale: Well, if they're doing it... (Runs away) TREASUUUUUuuuurrrrrre!

Black Mage: Useless. Every one of 'em. (Uses Warp)

After waiting and Running... And Running... And Waiting...

Alf and Nero: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! How'd you get here so fast?

Gale: (Muffled Voice) TRMHHHHSHRRRRRRE! What? How?

Black Mage: Have you NOT noticed yet? I. CAN. WARP.

Alf: No you can't!

Black Mage: Yes I can.

Alf: No you can't!

Black Mage: Yes I can.

Nero: No you can't!

Black Mage: When did you get into this?

Nero: I'm just bored.

Voice: Don't start this again...

Gale: And just what would that be?

Guzco: (Slowly walks out from the shadows) Boring me to death again... Quite a smart trick you got there.

Nero: Ah! It's!... It's... Mr. What'syourname! Um... Hmm...

Guzco: Well... Um... Take THIS! (Summons some Giant Dragon)

Black Mage: Not THIS Again!

Alf and Nero: Just go with it.

Guzco: Now all I have to do is run away with the Horns while you deal with THIS!

Gale: Well... How DO we deal with THIS?

Black Mage: Simple. you use THIS! (Uses Ice 3)

Gale: Ah.

INNEFECTIVE

Black Mage: WHAT?

Gale: Try it again.

Black Mage: M'Kay.

Insert Dragon Pain roaring here.

Black Mage: Hmm... Why didn't THIS (Uses it again) Work before?

Gale: Maybe because he saw THIS (Uses it) Coming.

Black Mage: And just why did he not see THIS (uses it) Coming?

Alf: SERPENT SWORD!

Nero: That was sure random.

Alf: I don't know, I just got this random urge to yell Serpent Sword.

Nero: Ah.

Black Mage: Well then it'll just have to deal with THIS (Uses it) won't it?

Gale: Yes, It will have to deal with THIS! (Uses it)

Dragon: (Frozen in a block of Ice)

Black Mage: THIS!

Gale: THIS!

Black Mage: THIS!

10 minuets later...

Gale: THIS!

Black Mage: THIS!

Alf and Nero: ZZzzz...

?: (Growls Loudly) How long can you keep this up? I'm SO BORED!

Gale: (Sarcasm) *Gasp* who could that be?

Black Mage: Bored? Well that doesn't mean you have to watch it. (Uses Blind)

Guzco: Gah! (Accidentally drops the horns) Oh no! I accidentally dropped the horns!

Black Mage: That, you-

Gale: (Death Glare)

Black Mage: Sorry!

Alf and Nero wake up.

Nero: Uhhmmm... Why does he look like he's about to die of seizure?

Black Mage: (Looking nervous and talking fast) Idontknowheylookthecrystalbye! (Runs)

Everyone joins him.

Voice: Good work Light warriors, as this is the Fire Crystal.

Nero: Does that mean we can change our clothes and do completely different things?

Voice: Uhm... Something like that.

Nero: Woo hoo! *oFTo b* (That's a smiley face with a Thumbs up if you look at it close and long enough.)

Voice: Anyway... Here are some new abilities. Restore the Crystals to Grace!

Duh, duh duh duh, duuh duuuuh Duuuuuuuuuh! (FF Fanfare thingy FTW)

Alf: Me a Knight! Whee! (Runs everywhere swinging his sword in every direction)

Gale: (Watches Alf) What else did we get? (Turns back to the way he was facing)

Nero: Hehe!

Black Mage: W-why do you have that face?

Gale: He's Gonna mess with the script... More specific your name.

Black Mage: WHAT?

Pop!

Thief: SERIOUSLY?

Pop!

Scholar: Stop!

Pop!

Hunter: Oh, THAT'S IT!

Pop!

Knight: Let me borrow that. (Takes Gale's Sword and Chases Nero)

Gale: Aww... No Upgrades... Well, stay a Red Mage it is!

Some Awkwardness later...

Alf: We're Baaa-aack!

Dwarf: Huzzah, good people! You got them back!

Black Mage: That, we-

Everyone else, even the Dwarf: (Death Glare)

Black Mage: Hmph. (Crosses arms)

Intercom: News Report! The town of Tokkle was just abducted by a Floating Castle! More info soon!

Dwarf: Please don't ask why we have technology like that in the year 600.

Black Mage: Well I have nothing to say now.

Alf: How'd you get that to work anyway?

Dwarf: Simple; The Dwarf downstairs. He Just knows things, like, You're about to go to that town and get abducted by the castle too.

Gale: O RLY?

Black Mage: Ooh! More Internet speak!

Alf: Why Gale, Why?

Dwarf: You know about the internet too?

Black Mage: Such useful technology we have in the year 600!

Gale: That stuff wasn't even invented yet!

Intercom: Yes it has.

Dwarf: Explain tha-

Black Mage: OOKAY! We're leaving now!

Everyone jumps onto the ship.

Black Mage: Kuro, get us out of here!

Kuro: (does the, "Yes sir!" Thing with his hand)

The boat quickly sails to the middle of nowhere.

Alf: Where are we?

Black Mage: Welcome to the middle of the ocean, population; US!

Gale: Where do we go now?

Black Mage: Well I don't know since the crystal did NOT give us directions!

Gale: To where, Exactly?

Black Mage: EXACTLY!

Alf: Want to know what I want to know?

Nero: I guess I want to know what you want to know.

Alf: What will happen if the boat got Hasted and slowed at the same time?

Nero: What WILL happen if the boat got Hasted and slowed at the same time?

Alf: EXACTLY!

Nero: Hey, can you cast Haste on the Boat when I say 3?

Black Mage: Sure.

Alf: Get ready to cast slow on the boat when I say 3!

Kuro: (Nods)

Nero: 1...

Alf: 2...

Alf and Nero: 3!

Black Mage: HASTE!

Kuro: WARK!

And they were never seen again... Nah, Just kidding, of course they're ok. Or are they?

Dun dun... DUUNNNNNN!