I wok up n Lanius was waiting 4 me, we frenched, i put on blak eyeliner, a blak t-shirt with a skull, spiky braces n collar, baggy pants n combat boots, Lanius sed I looked smexy, den we went 2 da grate hall and we drank sum human blood while frenching and speekin.
I said "I wish i culd go 2 class with you, but i hav 2 go with da stoopid first yers".
"It's ok" said Lanius flirtily, "maybe u wont hav 2 go there 4 so long because i hear ur really skiled at magic!"
"Really?" I asked surprisedly
"Yeah" he said seductively, "Blood Rose told me that you made your broom invisible so muggles wouldnt c u"
"Well, I guess I did", I blushed embarrasively. "Hey, i hav 2 go 2 transfiguration, it's my first class" I added, he said it was ok, we frenched n i said bye. After that Lanius shooted "b careful! Da teecher is a hipster!", I didnt know what a hipster was.
Da teecher was wearing oversized glasses, really tight pants (they showed that his boy thingie was very small) his hair was kind of long but not so long and he was wearing a tight v-neck shirt n over that he was wearing a plaid jacket and ugly old sneakers, i thouht he looked like a dork.
"Hi class!" he said, "I welcum al da new stoodents, Im professor Stephen n i teach transfigurations, first u hav 2 copy this" he moved his wand and something appeared on the blackboard, we copied it. Da professor spoke again "well students, I fink u r ready 2 try 2 transform something, we are going 2 transform a My Chemical Romance cd into a Pavement one! Aren't you excited?".
I stood up angrily and pointed my wang at him "DO U KNOW WHAT? MCR ROX N PAVEMENT SUX U STOOPID HIPSTUR!", den I mad all da cds fly around him and attack him, I was so angry!1 "taek me form dis class b4 i do sumthing 2 u!1", the teecher was shaking, "ok" he said in a scared way, "you may go to the fifth grade class, they are having portents", I got out of there happily, wen i gut 2 portents everyone stood n they started crapping for me! Lanius said "I new u were 2 good 4 them" and Lestat smelled at me understatedly.