Author's Note: Don't worry, I'm not dead. I was just moving, and never got the time to say so. So… Yeah.

Are they Okay, Are they not? Who knows? Heck, I wouldn't.

Gale: Hey, We're safe!

Chocobos: (Uncover their eyes)

Alf: But where, ARE we?

Black Mage: Like the author said, Heck, I wouldn't know.

Everyone else: (Ignores Black Mage)

Black Mage: Hm, Ignoring the 4th wall, now are you?

Nero: Speaking of, "Where are we", What happened?

Alf: Dangit! That was the whole main Idea!

Nero: Oh, Whoops! it was!

Black Mage and Gale: You mean YOU DID THIS?

Nero: Look, Alf just wanted to know what happened if the boat was Hasted and Slowed at the same time, So I was like, "Oh, okay" and...

Black Mage: Oh, I thought you were asking to Haste the boat cuz it was taking to long. So I agreed... Kuro however, he'll agree to anything.

Nero: Why don't I have a Chocobo?

Everyone else: Random Much?

Gale: Town in sight, Treasure, WE GO! (Runs off)

Black Mage: Runs off? That means we landed!

Alf: How did you know that?

Black Mage: I can read what's in parenthesis.

Alf: Parenthesis? Where?

Black Mage: Ugh... Nevermind, Let's just get off. I'm tired of boats for the moment.

Voice: Then Howz' about FLYIN' CASTLES?

A strange green light appeared over them. And with a Blink, They were inside a Castle's Dungeon Cell. Oh, and Gale was there too.

Black Mage: He is?

Gale: Hello.

Alf: How do we get out?

Guard: Here'z some HAMMERS! Smash yourself and go into the tiny hole of mystery!

Black Mage: Has he gone insane from being here too long?

King: No, He's just Crazy.

Gale: Did this guy capture the whole kingdom?

King: ...

Other Guard: (Whispers) He doesn't like to talk about it...

Light Warriors: Ah.

Guard: Into magik holez AWAY! (Passes out)

Black Mage: Yup, he's Crazy.

They all turn mini and go into the, "Magic hole".

Nero: The guy that captured us SUCKS!

Soldier: I work for him! DIE!

Alf: Harsh?

Black Mage: Clear the way.

Gale: Okay... (they all step away)

Black Mage: METEOR!

Everyone else: METEOR?

Black Mage: METEOR!

Everyone else: METEOR?

5 minutes later...

Black Mage: METEOR!

The spell finally activates...

King: What... did you, DO?

Gale: Did you NOT hear the conversation that lasted 5 minutes?

King: About the Meteor?

Light Warriors: Yup.

Voice: Darn it, You RUINED IT! You were supposed to go through a WHOLE dungeon while mini, and then get Crushed by monsters! But NO... You cheated!

Black Mage: I cheated?

Voice: Dude, Fist of all, Black Mages don't even GET level 8 Magic Points!

Black Mage: Heeeey, now that you mention it, I don't!

Everyone takes a step away from Black Mage.

Voice: Well, I'm waiting...

They all navigate through the now burned to ash dungeon to this mysterious voice.

Alf: Where are our Chocobos?

Nero: Yeah, where did they go?

Gale: They're Probably outside.

Black Mage: ...Simple, I come from this village called...

Alf Gale and Nero: (Listen closer)

Black Mage: ...I know you're there.

Alf Gale and Nero all fall over, Anime Style. (You know, when they hit the floor in an instant face first?)

Hyne: Well, I am Hyne. And I have a constantly changing weakness! So I fear NOTHING!... Except for Scholars... (Shivers) Brr...

Black Mage: Constantly changing weakness, eh? NOW!

A hole randomly appeared in the roof where Kuro, Feather, and Kin use Fire 2, An Ice Spear, and a Ramuh summon, respectively.

Gale: He's hurt by Fire!...

Black Mage: Shall we?

Gale: Let's.

Black Mage: Hmm... Fire hurts it... does he mean THIS? (Uses Fire 2)

Gale: I think he does mean THIS! (Uses it)

Nero: Not THIS again!

Alf: Black Mage rubbin' off on ya'?

Nero: Maybe.

Hyne: ...You cheat. (Disappears)

Black Mage and Gale: All done!

Voice: Oh, I thank you Light Warriors! He was getting on my nerves. Now the people can have their castle back, and I... Nevermind...

Black Mage: What is this, Exactly?

Tree: Well, thanks to you, blowing a giant hole inside me...

Black Mage: Heheh. (Throws Meteor spell book up and down)

Tree: I now have to sit in a forest for like, a thousand years, accompanied by fairies constantly going, Hey! Listen!

Nero: Oooh, Ouch.

Tree: Well whatever. I'll carry you back to Tokkle.

After some elevator-like movements...

Tree: Well, Here I go...

Light Warriors: Good Luck!... Hope your ears survive.

Old Guy: You saved us!

Boy: Yay!

Nero: Cool, whatta' we get?

Old Guy: ...Nothing!

Black Mage: We did THAT, and we get NOTHING?

Boy: Well, you cheated.

Black Mage: You little...

King: Stop! I'll take you to Argas Castle! Just don't hurt him!

Black Mage: And why not?

King: Because... Because... Just... Come!

At Argas Castle...

King: Here have this.

Gale: A Gear?

King: Not just ANY Gear! A TIME Gear!

Black Mage: And the difference is...?

Guard: ...Nothing!

Nero: Didn't that Old guy say that?

King: Like I said, it's not just any gear. Take it to Cid. He'll know what to do with it. Probably... Make it a... Airship... Or something.

Alf: We ARE in need of an Airship...

Back at Canaan...

Cid: What brings you youngsters back here?

Gale: We got a Gear.

Alf: Probably you can... Make it a... Airship... Or something.

Cid: Okay!

Black Mage: (Woah, that worked?)

Cid: I'm back! Press A to turn your Boat to an Airship!

Black Mage: Ah.

Alf Gale and Nero: Wha?

Cid: Maybe you can... Test it out, Maybe?

Gale: Good Plan.

About 7 seconds later...

Nero: So? Press A!

Black Mage: Alright, Alright.

Gale: Well... We got an Airship... Now what?

Nero: We can Fly of this island and explore the awesome looking world out there!

Black Mage: At least it's something to do...

About 18 Seconds Later...

Alf: It's all water...

Black Mage: Hmm... This is a VERY awesome world we got here! (Sarcasm)

Nero: Oh yeah... Now that you mention it... It WAS all water beyond the place...

Gale: We're gonna get lost again, aren't we?

Alf: Gale, Is something up? You seem a little... Darker, I gotta say...

Black Mage: You mean Gale's Random change in personality this Chapter?

Alf: Yeah, that.

Black Mage: Simple. The author doesn't want to give me to many lines, so he gives some to Gale, because he's the closest to me.

Alf: I'm sorry, Repeat ALL of that.

Nero: Who's driving, anyway?

Light Warriors: AAAHHH!

Black Mage: Oh, It's Kuro.

Kuro: Wark!

Gale: Always lookin' out for us.

Black Mage: Agh, I'll drive... Wait, where the heck is ANYWHERE? It's all ocean!

Somewhere else on the Airship... Kin was holding up Feather, While Feather was Pointing a Spear at a nearby Shipwreck.

Black Mage: ...Why do I get the feeling that they're doing more than we are, and that they should be the Light Warriors, And not us?

Alf: But they're Chocobos!

Black Mage: So?

Gale: But... They only find places for us.

Alf: That sounded mean.

Gale: Did it? I knew I should of re-worded that.

Nero: Shipwreck Ho!

Black Mage: You know what we're gonna do, Right?

Feather: (Pulls out a Floaty and a Snorkel)

Alf: Haha! No, not swimming, He's talking about going inside the Ship!