Da class started, our teecher was professor Slutborn, he was wearing black eyeliner, a bauhaus tshirt (i herd theyr goffik n kind of old n dis teacher is not young), baggy pants with chains n combat boots, he said "welcum 2 da class, i herd ur a gifted student!", "well, I dont know" I said shily, "dont shy away form ur talents!" he rumbled "now go n sit".
Well class 2day we r making a LUV PORTENT –everyone gasped-, den he rote da instructions in da blakbored.
I started makin mine, i had nevar maed a poison bfor! It was kind of hard but i coud make it, wen i finished da poition was pink, I hated that color but it had came out okay bcuz in da blackbored it said that it had to b pink, suddenly everyone was staring at me and then... they jumped on me!1 everyone was tryin 2 kiss me n touch me, evan da teecher! It was terryfyin! Den i whisperd a spel n i maed da potion diaper, everyone tryed 2 stop grabbin me n they looked confused. "Well", said Slutborn confusedly and kind of ashamed, "i hav never seen magic dat strong, ppl didnt even hav 2 smel da potion 2 fall in luv wif u! u r definitely a case, u shud go 2 da sevent grade wif da older students"
"NO" I shooted while lookin at my luv Lanius, "i realy like it hear, may i stay?"
"Ok" he mumbled, "but u wil hav a special class coz dis stuf is way 2 easy 4 u".
Wen we got out Lanius kisd me n sed "u r so grate, i luv u". I gasped. "I luv u 2" I sed, "I hop u didnt want 2 kiss da odar students" he giggled, "oh no!1" I shooted angrily, "most of them were ugly hipsters and scene kids anyway, they're horrible, n u r da hottest boy evar", wen i sed dat he smirked.
After dat we went 2 sum odar classes n i kicked ass in al of dem! Da teechers were impressd, Lanius n I had a hot make-out sesshun bfor i went 2 sleep, i even got n eructation!.