Author's Note: Hopefully Gale gets his personality back this chapter... Because what Black Mage said in the previous chapter, was in fact true.

Black Mage: Uh huh.

Everyone else: Uhh... What?

Black Mage: Shipwreck HO! (Attempts to run)

Nero: Not so Fast!

Black Mage: (Darn it, I almost got away...)

Nero: ...You HAVE to have a name!

Black Mage: Ugh... Because I'm the 4th wall breaker, I'll say it for you... (Ahem)

In chapter 1, You said, "what's your name?" And then I ran off to the shiny rock. If I didn't have a name, I woulda' said so. Am I right?

Gale: 4th Wall breaking aside, Yes.

Nero: Know what? I'm in a mood for talking now.

Alf: About what?

Nero: Like... How did we become the classes we are?

Alf: Good question...

Everyone looks at Black Mage.

Black Mage: What, so I'm first?

They all nod.

Black Mage: Ugh, You people!... Fine.

Alf and Nero: Yay!

Black Mage: Well... I'm actually a Student Mage under the Archsage Dorga.

Gale: Really? I find that a little hard to believe.

Nero: Especially because you said you were gonna, "Totally rule the world" When you got Fire 2!

Black Mage: I would say, "That's different", But I can't.

Nero: Mm hmm.

Black Mage: And also, I come from Dorga's Village. That place is like, FULLA' Mages!

Gale: Wow, I never thought you'd tell us something like that!

Black Mage: No more info, K?

Nero: Okay. Wait, NO!

Alf: Guess I'll go. Well, When we were little, I always looked up to our Father. He was a Great Knight. So when I got older I wanted to be like him, And Became a Fighter.

Black Mage: Ah, The usual.

Alf: What?

Black Mage: Nothing.

Nero: Guess I'm up!... Okay, This may sound odd, but, I was originally intended to be a Thief.

Gale: Really, Now?

Nero: Yup. But since Ur has an aggression against Thievery, I Became A Monk instead.

Gale: You were gonna' be a Thief... Hmm, That'd be interesting...

Black Mage: Now that you commented on everyone's stories, how 'bout you tell us yours?

Gale: I'm not sure I remember...

Black Mage: Riiiiiiiight...

Nero: What does Pure do?

Black Mage: Oh, it heals Poison.

Gale and Nero: You coulda' said that earlier! Instead of almost killing the shop guy!

Black Mage: But THAT was before the Author decided to make me the 4th wall breaker.

Nero: Riiiiiiiiight...

Now for some Chocobo Talk! (Insert Happy sounding 8-bit Jingle here)

Kuro: (Where were WE in all that?)

Kin: (Just to the left of all the action, Why?)

Kuro: (Dude. How come WE didn't get to tell OUR stories?)

Kin: (Okay. For one; We're always the same class as our owners. Sometimes a second class as a bonus.)

Kuro: (Hey, Yeah! I never noticed that...)

Kin: (Also, Yours was already mentioned.)

Kuro: (Yeah, it was... WAIT! You weren't there when that happened!)

Kin: ((Whistling))

Feather: ((Playing with Pop-Up-Cards.))

Kuro: (Hey! Do those even EXIST in this game?)

Feather: (Mayyyybeee...(Slowly hides his face within his cards.))

Chocobo Talk over. Aww.

Black Mage: Stealing my lines...

Alf: Good 'ol us!

Nero: Black Mage can use White Magic!

Black Mage: What?

Gale: Yes, explain Haste.

Black Mage: Ooooooohhhhhh, that. There's 2 types of Hastes. One White, One Black.

Mini Author's Note: There actually IS 2 types of Hastes. The Black one From FF1, The white one from FF3.

Alf: Who says you don't have the White one?

Black Mage: Let's just end the Filler and go inside the Shipwreck. Anyone Agree?

They didn't understand what he was saying, but they ended the filler by going inside the Shipwreck.

Kuro: (Great. Now we gotta' stay behind again...)

Gale: There's ALWAYS Treasure inside Shipwrecks!

Nero: If you think about it... Yeah!

Alf: Is anyone in here?

Black Mage: Only one way to find out.

Nero: Now your stealing my lines!

Black Mage: It feels good actually.

Old Guy: Please Help us!

Alf: What with?

Old Guy: It's Her! She passed out when our Ship went down!

Black Mage: What does she need, a Potion?

Gale Tries it.

Lady: Uhh... Where am I...?

Alf: In a Shipwreck!

Lady: Does that mean we crashed?

Old Guy: (Whistling)

Black Mage: (What ELSE could it mean?)

Lady: Wait... I'm remembering something... It's about the Crystal of Water...

Gale: We just so happen to be looking for some elemental crystals, ourselves.

Lady: ...I'm the maiden of Water... Only I can open the way to the Water Crystal... I am Elia!

Black Mage: Wait, Wait. Let's re-cap. We used a Potion. She Woke up. She has amnesia. It's cured in about 15 seconds... Am I right?

Alf: It's a Record!

Elia: Please, Let me go with you. I'll open the way to the Water Crystal for you... Light Warriors!

Nero: How'd you know?

Elia: Look at it this way. We hear prophecies about Four Warriors of Light, About 2 weeks later, Four Completely out of the ordinary dressed people come in and want the Crystal. Does that not sound like you're the Light Warriors?

Alf: It's another Record!

Black Mage: About What?

Gale: That was the Longest sentence in our whole quest so far!

Nero: 40 Words!

Elia: You counted my words? (Okay... Having second thoughts about them being Light Warriors... They're just Creepy...)

Alf: Another Record for the Books!

Black Mage: That was the most letters typed in parenthesis EVER so far!

Nero: 67 Letters!... I may have Missed by a little...

Elia: Uh... (Yep, they're creepy.)

Nero: Onwards!

After 19 Minutes of Searching for any piece of land they could find...

Alf: There's a piece of Land over there!

Nero: Why yes it is! CHARGE!

Elia: Oh, that's where the Cavern of Water is.

Nero: Really? CHARGE FASTER!

Guess what? I'm gonna' be lazy and type, "They arrived" so I don't have to type what's in between. So, They arrived.

Black Mage: Oh, The usual.

Alf: What?

Black Mage: Nothing.

Nero: Woah, Deja vu.

Black Mage: Okay, I'm wondering how long we can keep quoting Lines from Previous chapters until they don't make sense anymore.

Gale: We have a Gear.

Black Mage: Like that.

Gale: No, Seriously! We have a Gear! Cid never took it from us! He just randomly decided to make our boat an Airship!

Alf: Then what do you suppose we do with this, MYSTICAL Time Gear?

Elia: Put it away and go in, Perhaps?

Gale: Good Plan.

Nero: Aw, Man! This place is HUGE!

Black Mage: This place'll be one heckuva Temple!

End Note: Darn it. I didn't want the Chapter to end here. But I ended it anyway. Soooo... Yeah.