Author's Note: I just noticed something when I posted last chapter. NEVER attempt to beat the game with this team. It'll be HARD.

Elia: So that's how it feels to be in a Time skip...

Gale: You never felt it before?

Nero: It's common 'round these parts!

Black Mage: So what, everyone COMPLETELY forgot that that cave did just about EVERYTHING to us?

Alf: Well it wasn't THAT bad. I mean, sure we got Paralyzed, Maybe died a couple times, Almost Burned, Froze, and got Shocked to death, And Gale ran out of Cure's, and Potions, and... Nevermind, It WAS that bad.

Black Mage: What did I Tell ya'?

Nero: Record Broken!

Black Mage: Huh?

Elia: (This better not be about the word counting again...)

Nero: Why, Yes it has quite everything to do about that Elia.

Elia: (I'm not even safe in my mind...)

Gale: Nope.

Nero: ANYWAY! Now THAT, was the most words in a sentence!

Gale: 38 Words!... Wait. The Record was 40 Words!

Nero: Really? Sorry People. False Alarm.

Black Mage: We've gone from Line stealing to Role Switching...

Elia: (They worry about the STUPIDEST Things!)

Nero: It's Not Stupid!

Elia: (I'm not even gonna bother.)

Voice: My Gosh, Now I know what that guy was talking about!... This is so BORING!

Alf: Who goes there?

Voice: Me. Boo.

Black Mage: Aah. You sure scared me.

Voice: Whatever... Umm... ARROW TO THE FACE!

He throws a Cursed Arrow in the Light Warriors direction. Of course them, not being exactly, "Scholar Smart" they all Dodged the arrow and it hit Elia.

Black Mage: Well that sounded mean.

Gale: Black Mage! Not the time! Elia's in danger!

Mini Author's Note: Yeah, He's a Druid.

Druid: Dude. It's a CURSED Arrow. It Insta-Kills whatever it touches. So she's probably gonna Die.

Elia: Somehow... I feel... Relived...

Black Mage: Does NO ONE Love us anymore?

Druid: Speaking of Bad News, DIE!

He summons the Giant Kraken. Yeah, The same Kraken. From FF1.

Black Mage: Didn't he learn his Lesson already?

Alf: We never even seen him before!

Black Mage: Whoops, Wrong game, nevermind. Well, as you said yourself, DIE!

Mini Author's Note: This is supposed to a Pokemon Battle... For people who don't get it.

You are challenged by KRAKEN!

BLACK MAGE used BOLT 3!

Black Mage: This isn't...! Dah, whatever...

It's not very effective...

Black Mage: What? He's Kraken. His weakness MUST be Bolt!

Kraken: Uhh... It's actually Ice... Oop! (Covers mouth)

BLACK MAGE used ICE 3!

But it failed!

Black Mage: And just WHY did that happen?

Kraken: Cuz it's my turn... You went twice...

KRAKEN used FIRE 2!

Black Mage: You confuse me. You're obviously a Water creature. Your weakness is Ice, and You know Fire 2. Get the Picture?

Kraken: Well, I AM a Fiend after all. I shouldn't have something like, Oh, An easily exploitable weakness?

Black Mage: Where's my Back-up anyway?

ALF, GALE, and NERO Took a snooze!

Black Mage: Great. Thanks guys. You help out Sooooo much.

BLACK MAGE used HASTE!

BLACK MAGE's SPEED sharply rose!

BLACK MAGE's ATTACK sharply rose!

KRAKEN used ICE 2!

Black Mage used the Hi Potion. BLACK MAGE's HP up 500 points.

GALE woke up!

Black Mage: Geez, Finally!

Gale: Well THIS is a unique style of battle.

Black Mage: Isn't it? Well...-

Kraken: ICE 2 TO THE FACE!

KRAKEN used ICE 2!

BLACK MAGE fainted!

Gale used the Phoenix Down. BLACK MAGE is revitalized.

Black Mage: Cheating cheap shot-er... I'll show him something in his face alright...

BLACK MAGE used BIO!

BIO turned into ICE 3!

BLACK MAGE used ICE 3!

It's super effective!

Mini Author's Note: That was a reference to the move, "Nature Power".

Kraken: Luck has to hate me for you to random Ice 3...

Black Mage: Yeah...

Gale used the SouthWind.

It's super effective!

Gale: How's That for easily exploitable weakness?

Kraken: Argh... At this rate I'll lose quickly! Gotta think of something...

ALF woke up!

Black Mage: Hooray!

Gale: Oh, we'll WIN this now!

Alf: Battling like this feels... different. It's like your totally used to something and WHAM! It changes right before your eyes!... Yeah, I'll cut to the chase.

ALF used ICE BLADE!

It's super effective!

Kraken: Your ALL SO mean! Right after I say I don't have an easily exploitable weakness, I get hit with Ice like, 3 times in a row!

Black Mage: Well that's your fault for accidentally stating that your weakness was Ice.

Kraken: Yeah... That was stupid wasn't it...

NERO woke up!

Nero: It's not Stupid! It's just the fact that you're not smart!

Kraken: Oh THAT helps...

Black Mage: Okay, I'm getting tired of us constantly saying quotes from previous Chapters...

Gale: We have a Gear.

Black Mage: Like that.

Nero: Well, throw it at him or something!

Nero used the Gear.

Kraken: That's it. Someone take my place. I'm done. I have better things to do. Besides, my HP was low anyway.

Alf: Then it's not a true victory!

Gale: When was our last true victory?

Nero: I think it was the Land Turtle in Altar Cave...

Black Mage: Some heroes we are.

Kraken: I'm out.

Black Mage: ICE 3 TO THE BACK OF THE FACE!

BLACK MAGE used ICE 3!

It's super effective!

KRAKEN fainted!

Light Warriors won the battle against KRAKEN!

Kraken: Cheating Cheap shot-ers...

ALF got 330 Exp.!

ALF gained a Job level!

GALE got 330 Exp.!

NERO got 330 Exp.!

NERO gained a Job level!

BLACK MAGE got 330 Exp.!

Light Warriors got 2500 Gil for winning!

Black Mage: Is it over...?

Nero: What?

Black Mage: The awkward battle system.

Gale: It should be.

Alf: It's an Earthquake! Run!

Black Mage: Sorry. I'll stop.

Nero: It's still going!

Black Mage: I was just helping it.

Gale: No time! Run!

Alf: We can't leave Elia!

Black Mage: What has she done other than complain how we're weird?

Alf: Hmm...

Black Mage: Exactly. WARP!

Nero: I forgot you had that!

Elia: Wait... Take these... Before you go...

They receive the Jobs of water from Elia!

Duh, Duh Duh Duh, Duuh Duuuuuuh Duuuuuuuuuuuh!

Mini Author's Note: FF Fanfare thingy FTW is BACK!

Black Mage: NOW WARP!

They traveled through Time and space... Just to go up like, 3 floors.

Nero: Whew... Now let's look at our new Jobs... (Walks over to Black Mage.)

Black Mage: Okay, Equipment's off...

Pop!

Dragoon: Hey.

Pop!

Viking: What's up.

Pop!

Dark Knight: How's it going.

Pop!

Conjurer: I can use staves.

Pop!

Bard: Now I cant.

Pop!

Karateka: Shouldn't we have run out of capacity by now?

Pop!

Black Mage: Yay.

Nero changes to a Karateka.

Nero: Sweet! an upgrade!

Gale: I'm starting to get weak... Maybe I should pick one of these... What do you all suggest I should be?

Alf: Dragoon!

Nero: Conjurer!

Black Mage: Dark Knight.

Gale: Dark Knight Sounds cool... Guess I'll try it.

Pop!

Gale: Hmm... I can still use White Magic... But my Black Magic's gone to waste now... But I feel, A lot stronger!

Nero: That's stupid! I mean, DARK Knight. And he can use WHITE Magic?

Alf: That DOES sound a little strange...

Black Mage: Shrine. Over there. Like, 5 steps away. But we're not going... Why?

Nero: (Pats Black Mage on the Back) You're just grumpy you don't have an upgrade.

Elsewhere...

Water Crystal: Why did that Wind Crystal pick THEM? Was he half asleep that day or something? Geez, They defeated EVERY boss so far with an excuse! Speking of excuses, THEY'RE Excuses.

Black Mage: Seriously. No one loves us anymore.