Author's Note: As you can tell from my New Profile image, The characters have Custom outfits!

Black Mage: I'm actually from Mysidia! (Not Really, Mysidia is a Town From FF2.)

Nero: I wear red and have a Headband!

Gale: My Armor is a different Blue!

Alf: I look the same but totally different!

And new Outfits comes new Disclaimers!... Not really.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Final Fantasy III, Or It's plot. I only Own Black Mage, Nero, Kuro, And the 4 Thieves. (Yes, they're gonna come back for this chapter.) luigi400000 owns Alf, Gale, Feather, and Kin. No Stealing, K?

Water Crystal: They DO Worry about the Stupidest things!

Black Mage: Oh, I forgot. We're unloved. Even AFTER our outfit changes. Hey, Water Crystal. Just do whatever you have to do, and we'll be on our way...

Water Crystal: Well um... You, "Heroes" Must now journey to the Earth Crystal!... The last one.

Alf: We're almost done?

Water Crystal: Yeah. But you go there like, a LONG time later.

Black Mage: Not exactly anyone's idea of, "Almost done."

Water Crystal: Exactly.

Nero: So what happens now?

Water Crystal: You have to somehow go unconscious and wake up in the Town of Amur.

Alf: Oh, Okay!

They all fell to the floor instantly.

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Alf: ...Is it Working?

Gale: Hmm, maybe if we close our eyes it'll work.

Nero: Let's Try it!

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Black Mage: Where's that town.

Water Crystal: Do you have a map of any sort?

Black Mage: Yeah, here.

Water Crystal: Hmm... It's riiiight... He-

Black Mage: WARP!

Water Crystal: Cheaters...

Gale: Okay... This is a new town, and we got new jobs. Do we have our equipment ready?

Alf: I have mine...

Nero: I can re-use my other stuff...

Black Mage: And you totally jumped from job equipment.

Gale: Yeah...

Nero: Shop, Shop Away!

Black Mage: Which one First?

Gale: Armor!

Alf: Charge!

BAM!

Nero: Give us your belongings!

Black Mage: (Seriously, stop quoting lines!)

Shopkeeper: IF you got the Money.

Alf: In fact, we do!

Shopkeeper: Do you have any Thieves or Vikings With you? That's Pretty much all we got.

Black Mage: Viking... Ugh...

Nero: Something up?

Black Mage: It just reminded me of something from the past... Let's Hurry along now.

Gale: Weapons!

Alf: Charge!

BAM!

Shopkeeper: Let me guess, "Give us your Belongings!"

Nero: I was gonna say "Whatta ya' have?" But that works to.

Black Mage: 1000 Gil he has only equipment we can't use.

Nero: You're ON!

Shopkeeper: Any Vikings, Thieves, Dragoons, Hunters, or Bards? Anyone?

Nero: Here...

Gale: Well that sucks.

Alf: What?

Gale: I got no equipment!

Black Mage: Oh yeah, I forgot. This place doesn't give you any Dark Knight's Weapons OR Armor, until like, way later.

Voice: Did you say, Dark Knight's Weapons and Armor?

Nero: Why, yes we did!

4 Random looking Old guys show up.

Old Guy 1: We just so happen to have a Kiku, a Kotetsu, and all the Genji Armor!

Gale: Sweet!

Old Guy 2: ...BUT, Since we're nO0bZ, we're gonna throw it into the Cave of darkness for you to risk your lives finding!

Old Guy 3: wO0T!

Alf: If they can Internet speak... Gale! Can you still?

Gale: Hold on I'll try. Oh, Really?

Alf: Yay! Gale stopped internet speaking!

Old Guy 4: lE3t!

Gale: How many people does that make now?

Nero: About what?

Gale: People that know about the internet.

Black Mage: 4.

Old Guy 1: There's a House over there. Why don't you go in it?

Black Mage: Why, sure random strangers that just told me where a suspicious looking house is!

Jiru: Welcome to My house! Do you wan't the key to the sewers?

Black Mage: Uuuuhhhh...

Jiru: Okay! I was instructed to give this key to the Light warriors. You must be them!

Old Guy 1: WAIT! Don't you mean that would be us?

Voice: Nuh UH! That Key is OURS! After all we're Thieves!

Bob: Uhh, Phil, We're thieves.

Phil: Yeah, So?

Bob: Can't we just pick the Lock?

Fred: But that's a SPECIAL Key. Only given to Light warriors!

Chocobo Talk! Yay!

Kuro: (If WE were a group of 4 people we can just jump in and call ourselves Light Warriors! But Nooooooo. We only Got 3. That Monk guy needs to get himself a Chocobo.)

Kin: (It's A Record!)

Feather: (That was THE most Words in Parenthesis!)

Kin: (38 Words!... I think.)

Kuro: (But that Doesn't Count!)

Kin: (Why not?)

Kuro: (Because these Parenthesis are showing that we're not actually Talking. So if we were Talking, they wouldn't be in Parenthesis. Therefore, It shouldn't Count.)

Kin: (That was the smartest thing you ever said!)

Feather: (Yay!)

Chocobo Talk over. Aww.

Jiru: Okay. How about this. I'll just Unlock the Door and whoever brings me the Levigrass Shoes first Wins!

Black Mage: Wins what?

Jiru: The Title of, "Light Warriors!"

Phil: We SO gotta get those Shoes.

Nero: Not if we nab 'em!

Old Guy 1: You're Obviously Fakes! You can't get them!

Kuro: (Let's Move out- OH WAIT.)

Elsewhere...

Water Crystal: Ooh, This oughta' be interesting. Or even better, maybe someone can replace those (Ahem) "Light Warriors"! Hmm... Maybe I'll do a little, Lookin' into the future...

He sees the Old guys as the Light Warriors.

Old Guy 1: RETREAT!11!1

Old Guy 2: They're just Goblins... WAIT! HE'S RIGHT! RUN!

Water Crystal: Hmm... Not them...

He sees the Thieves as Light Warriors.

(Insert some Giant huge monster here)

Phil: Let's Get Him!

Tink!

Tink!

Tink!

Tink!

Phil: Our Weapons are useless! RUN AWAY!

Water Crystal: Agh... Not them,

Kuro: Wark!

Water Crystal: They're only 3 People...

Kuro: (DARN IT!)

Water Crystal: Who else... What? That can't be! That's all of them? GO LIGHT WARRIORS! BEAT THOSE EXCUSES!

Black Mage: Hmm... Why do I feel like I want to Punch the Water Crystal?

Jiru: GO!

ZOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! The Light Warrior competition has Began! Between The Old Guys, The Thieves, And our Group of Four.

Kuro: (And us!)

Not them. They're only three people.

Kuro: (DARN IT! AGAIN!)