A/N

Ok I had a lot of questions on the song from the last chapter. Yes I did look up the barney song, and yes I did translate it into Ukrainian, and yes that is an actual language, and no I did not make it up. If you don't believe me go to an online translator and translate it. Ok I was really surprised that nobody figured out the loophole that Alice has come up with. Well I guess you will all find out in this chapter!

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Chapter 10

Gotta Love Loopholes!

BPOV

We all headed up into Alice's room where all her clothes were boxed up. There were so many boxes I didn't know how we were going to carry them all downstairs until Emmett picked up over half of them in his arms and started walking towards the moving vans outside. Right vampires ha this should be easy! I started to pick up one box but Edward quickly grabbed it out of my hands and added it to his pile.

"You don't have to do anything love," He said picking up more boxes, "just sit back and watch the show."

"I can help!" I insisted.

"Why don't you go help Alice in the basement?" Jasper suggested coming back for load number two.

"Ok!" I said hopping up and walking down to where Alice was packaging up more boxes at vampire speed.

"What can I do?" I asked walking up beside her.

"Umm, well there's still those five dressers over there with clothes, and then we have to go to my bathroom and emtpy out all the stuff in there," She answered filling up more boxes.

Jeez how many clothes did she own?!

"Oh and then we have to go to the storage center across town and empty out that too," Alice said throwing five more boxes to the already huge pile.

"How much stuff do you own Alice?" I said stunned at how much stuff there was.

"Just a few things here and there," She replied turning towards another dresser.

"Right," I said sarcastically.

"Hmm we might need another moving van," She muttered to herself. "There all done!" She said brightly gathering up over 25 boxes and carrying them upstairs.

I grabbed one and followed her as Emmett came downstairs to grab the rest. Then Jasper came out with multiple boxes from Alice's bathroom.

"I think that's everything from the house guys," He said throwing them into the last moving van. "However we still have to go to the storage center, but we may need to get another van."

"I'll get the van and meet you guys over there," Edward said.

"Alright let's get this over with," Alice said getting into the first van.

Jasper and Emmett took the other vans as Rosalie and I climbed in with Alice.

"Alice what are you planning?" I asked while we were driving. Rosalie looked over eager to hear as well.

"Well, he has already said my dare and he can't change anything now so I guess it would hurt to tell you..." Alice said grinning.

I laughed, "It must be good then."

"Oh yes it is!" She replied still grinning.

"So get on with it!" Rosalie said shaking her head.

"Ok well think back to Emmett's dare. Remember all the instructions that he gave me?" She started.

We both nodded our heads.

"Well he didn't cover one loophole. So I called a few designers that I buy from quite often and told them my problem. Of course they were eager to help me out, so I gave them my credit card number and bought all the clothes, purses, etc. I wanted. Then they went to Wal-mart and set up everything on clearance racks just like Emmett said I was allowed to buy from. Next they told the manager at Wal-mart that Alice Cullen was coming shortly to pick up all the things they had set up, and that she would give him 90.00 for his time allowance of them to do this in the store. Then I will have everything for my two days and I didn't even use the whole 100!"

"Alice I'm proud to call you my sister," Rosalie said grinning along with Alice.

"Hang on Alice there's a couple flaws with that plan," I said. "First of all there's no price tags on all this stuff your talking about, so won't Emmett realize that you had this stuff brought in?"

"Bella, Bella, Bella," Alice said sighing, "do you honestly think I wouldn't have them put price tags on this stuff? Everything will be priced for 1.00 or less of course! It's not a lot, because I can obviously buy the rest of my stuff after this stupid dare is over!"

"But why only 90.00? Why not use the whole 100.00?" I asked as Alice pulled into the storage center.

"Because I want to prove to Emmett that I can shop without spending over 100.00," She said hopping out of the van to unlock the gate.

"Yeah right," Rosalie muttered. "That girl can't spend less then 1,000 let alone 100!"

"Agreed," I said as Alice jumped back into the van.

"Gee thanks for the support guys," She said glaring at us.

Rosalie and I both grinned back at her.

"You know it's the truth Alice," Rosalie said smiling.

"That's besides the point," She muttered back.

Edward pulled in behind Jasper and Emmett with another moving van. So far we were at four. I didn't think it was possible for a girl to own so much stuff! Alice ended up having not one but two storage garages that were the largest size possible.

"Wow," I said shaking my head as the guys quickly emptied out both garages.

"Well the stuff wouldn't fit in the house so I had to put it somewhere!" Alice said defensively.

"Ok off to Good Will!" Emmett said loading up the last box.

"Oh yay!" Alice said sarcastically.

Emmett grinned over at her. The ride to Good Will was uneventful. When we arrived in the parking lot with four oversized moving vans the look on people's faces was so funny I almost fell over laughing. We drove around to the back where the drop off was and Emmett quickly unloaded the vans while no one was looking.

"Say goodbye Alice! We are off to Wal-mart now!" Emmett said hopping into the van. "But first we gotta go drop these back off."

We dropped off the moving vans and ran back to the house. Well I didn't run I just enjoyed the ride back.

"Ok let's get this over with," Alice said grumpily as she headed over to the Porsche.

"Oh no you don't," Emmett said stepping in front of her. "We all know you have scads of cash hidden all over that thing."

"Hmfp! Fine then," Alice said turning towards the Volvo.

"Nope we are going in the jeep!" Emmett said picking her up and throwing her into the back of the jeep.

"Eww I hate this dirty thing!" Alice shrieked.

"It'll be ok Alice promise," Jasper said sliding in next to her.

We all climbed into the jeep and Emmett roared out of the driveway heading towards Wal-mart.

"Ok Alice," Emmett said parking infront of Wal-mart. "Hand it over."

"Fine," She said glaring at him as she dumped 5 credit cards and over 2,000 in cash into his hand.

She turned to get out of the jeep when Emmett stopped her.

"Oh no you don't," He said holding out his hand again.

"God I hate you," She muttered throwing some more credit cards and money into his hand.

"Thank-you," He said grinning. "Here is your money."

He gave her a 100 bill as she stomped off into the store. Rosalie and I glanced at each other knowing her plans.