After a cuple of montds dating lanius n having hot sex an owl brougt me a letter, it sed in blood red riting "IM GOIN TO KILL YOU", lanius lookd scrayd n said "im worried about u", "ill b fine" i sed, becauz im bury (get it?) brave and that stuff dosent scare me.
4 a few weeks i kept recievin lettars liek dat, so i told my blak owl 2 follo da oddar owl 2 c who da sender was, my own brought me a picture of da sender (it was a guy from da school), it was a blond boy wif a justin bieber t-shirt, i recognized him from da skull! (skull insted of school coz dat way its moar badass), he was a stupid gryffindor n his name was Zac.
I went 2 da school grounds lookin 4 him, i saw him with a group of his freinds (they were disgustin and wore t shirts of pop shit), i grabbd him by his ugly justin beiber tshirt and put him agenst a tree.
"WTF R U DOIN U FREEK" he shouted
"well y r u sending me all these letters!1" i said angrily
"omfg how did u know!"he asked, he was very scrared.
"well i sent my owl" i told him with an evil smile.
"Look, ur parents tortured my mom until she went crazy, n i want revenge!1" he said crazily.
"well ur lieing anyway my parents hav never done anyfin liek dat!11" i shouted angrily
"u dont no anyfin, her nam is Britney n she is in St. Mangoes!1" he said defiantly
I shouted a painful spel at him n ran away, i had to get my blak spiky broom! I wanted 2 no if wat he said was true... wat if my parents realy did that? Wait... wat if dat woman deservd it anyway? Look at her son!1