Author's Note: Know what? Because of last chapter's title, I'm gonna treat this as a(n) Olympic competition. It'll be next Chapter, Just wait.
DISCLAIMER: I don't Own Final Fantasy III. I only own Black Mage, Nero, Kuro, Fist, The 4 Thieves, The Old guys, and The Onion Kids. luigi400000 owns Alf, Gale, Feather, And Kin. No Stealing, K?
Jiru: WAIT WAIT!
Everyone stops like a freeze-frame.
Voice: Ooh, he's got everyone all warmed up for us! Let's go!
4 Randomly colored Kid looking Knights jump out of nowhere out of a bush.
Red: We are the Onion Kids!
Blue: We're a rainbow!
Green: 'Cept for him.
Red?: Wuzzup!
Jiru: Uhh... What I was GONNA say, Is-
Red: We're not Done!
Jiru: Fine, continue.
Red?: We're gonna be the BEST L.W's Ever!
Old Guy 3: What makes j00 so shoore?
Green: Cuz we got Secret Powers!
Old Guy 4: O RLY?
Gale: Can you explain?
Red: Simple. You summon the Game Genie and tell him; (Ahem) NNSUELAX, LTEZZAIA, LTEZLAIA, LTEZGAIA, GTEPZGPA, GTEPPGAI, GZKUXTIZ, AKUOZTAA, AUUOPTAA, AKUOGTAA, YZSOOGAA, And YZVPUGAA.
Green: And No, those are Not random capitalized letters randomly typed on a keyboard.
Mini Author's Note: All those codes actually do stuff. I would Put a list... But that would be... Uhh... Something. I can't find the word at this moment. In short, Those codes make you real' awesome.
Everyone that's not Onion Kids, or Black Mage: What exactly is ALL OF THAT?
Red: Exactly.
Chocobo Talk! Yay!
Just to the left of that scene, A Blue Chocobo wearing Black Monk's Clothes just strolls by.
Kuro: (Wait! YOU! You look like you're good at fighting.)
Chocobo: (Well, Yeah I am, but...)
Kuro: (PERFECT! See that little fight goin' on over there?)
The Chocobo nods.
Kuro: (That's a Light Warrior Fight, you have to be a group of 4 people to join in.)
Chocobo: (But you're 3.)
Kuro: (Exactly.)
Chocobo: (Well, in that case, i'll go with you.)
Kuro: (Yes! Now, The introduction. Hey! Guys! Get over here!)
Kin: (Who is this?)
Kuro: (He's our 4th Light Warrior!)
Feather: (Awesome!)
Kin: (My name's Kin. I'm a Summoner that wears Red Mage hats.)
Feather: (I'm Feather! There's a big mystery about me... Am I a Dragoon, or a Knight? Betcha' can't guess!)
Kuro: (Name's Kuro. Black Mage.)
Chocobo: (That's an odd name.)
Kuro: (It's Black in Japanese.)
Chocobo: (Ah. Well, Fist here, I'm a Monk.)
Kuro: (Now let's make our big entrance!)
Chocobo Talk over. Aww.
Jiru: Hmm... Well now that we got ourselves a little competition... Let's BATTLE IT OUT!
The Chocobos run out.
Kuro: (Who has 3 People NOW?)
Kin: (What's that supposed to mean?)
Kuro Sleeps one of the Old Guys.
Old Guy 2: I Feel asleep!
Gale: Doesn't he mean Fell?
Old Guy 1: No, Apparently you don't get it.
Bob: I'm pretty sure all of us don't get it.
Old Guy 1: Exactly.
Kuro: (You see?)
Kin: (Ah.)
Jiru: And now, The naming of the teams shall commence!
Alf: What if we can't think of one?
Jiru: The Water Crystal will give you one by default.
About 5 minutes later... No one thought of anything. So the Water Crystal had to name all the Teams.
Jiru: Take it away, Water Crystal!
Water Crystal: I think I got 'em all... This Team here is, (Ahem) Team, "Light Warriors"
Nero: Woo!
Alf: Yay!
Gale: Yeah!
Black Mage: (Unenthusiastic) Whee.
Water Crystal: Movin' on, here is, Team ChocoRage!
Kuro: (I wish we could talk...!)
Kin: (That'd be nice...!)
Feather: (Are Pop-Up-Cards allowed here?)
Fist: (Probably not.)
Water Crystal: Next to them it's... Team Thievery!
Phil: We SO have to win this.
Bob: Here we go!
Fred: What do those shoes do anyway?
1337: Makes us the Light Warriors!
Water Crystal: Alright, You are... Team Kiddies!
Red: Respect the Game Genie!
Blue: Noting like 16 hits per Hand!
Green: Can't go wrong with 99 of every stat.
Red?: Can't forget about the Mega Gil after every Battle!
Water Crystal: And Finally, Team Oldies!
Old Guy 1: We're not Old!
Old Guy 2: But that's what the author Labeled us as.
Old Guy 3: wO0T!
Old Guy 4: lE3t!
Water Crystal: Is that it? Any questions?
Nero: When did he get with you? (Points at Fist) Is he Taken?
Fist: ((Shakes his head.))
Nero: Yay! (Picks him up.) Do you have a name already?
Fist: ((Nods quickly and points to his knuckles, Then curls up his hand into a Fist.))
Nero: Fist? Is that it?
Fist: ((Nods quickly))
Nero: Awesome! Hey Guys! I got a Chocobo! His name's Fist.
Fist: Wark!
Black Mage: Are we finally ready to start?
Jiru: On your mark... Get set...
Everyone waits epicly. (Don't ask how.)
Jiru: GO!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! For Real this time! now that Team ChocoRage and Team Kiddies Joined the Fray, There's now 5 Teams competing for the Light Warriors!
End Note: That was short. I know. It's just I have like, 12 things I have to do right now. And now I have 11 because now I updated this.