Author's Note: For people who don't like the Competition thing I'm doing, It'll end next chapter. Don't worry. And now the Disclaimer because I'm so darn used to typing it.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Final Fantasy III. I only own Black Mage, Nero, Kuro, Fist, The 4 Thieves, The Old Guys, and the Onion Kids. luigi400000 owns Alf, Gale, Feather, And Kin.

The Race finally started, And everyone pushing, shoving, you name it; To get inside. And when everyone was in, The race finally FINALLY started.

Red: Activate 99 Agility!

Alf: Isn't that Cheating?

Jiru: (Shouting from a distance) NO IT ISNT! ANYTHING GOES!

Phil: Sweet! Go, Legit Agility!

Teams Thievery and Kiddies both ran off quickly.

Kuro: (Do we have any quick Runners?)

Fist: (Dude. We're Chocobos.)

Kuro: (Yeah...)

Team ChocoRage Speeds off.

Old Guy 1: Curse our Old-ness!

Black Mage: How do we run faster?

Nero: Dude. You have your White Magic.

Black Mage: It's Not White Magic!... And Yeah...

Team, "Light Warriors" Leaves behind Team Oldies.

And now, Back with Jiru and the Water Crystal...

Jiru: So what's the current standing?

Water Crystal: In first, Team Kiddies! In Second, Team Thievery! Third, Team ChocoRage! And Trailing in last is Team, "Light Warriors"!

Jiru: What about Team Oldies?

Water Crystal: They're Disqualified.

Jiru: Why?

Old Guy 1: Goblinz!111!1 RUN AWAY!1!

Jiru: Ah.

Back to our Race...

Red: (Running extremely Fast while talking) Blue, Status Report.

Blue: We're owning.

Green: Wait, How much did we tell the Game Genie?

Red: About, 12 Codes I think.

Red?: Isn't the maximum capacity for codes like, 4 or something?

They all freeze instantly.

Red: Niiiiiiiiice other me. We were gonna be the Light Warriors and everything, but nooooooo. You crashed our game.

Water Crystal: Team Kiddies is Disqualified!

Black Mage: Phew... one less thing to worry about.

Phil: Legit Agility Rocks!

Kin: (I forgot about them...)

Bob: Hey stop!

Phil: What is it?

Bob: A Secret Passage!

Fred: We're taking a pretty good lead, I guess we can check it out.

It's a Secret Treasure Room filled with massive amounts of NOTHING!... But they checked every Chest, confident there was at least something in one Treasure.

Jiru: Does it look like Team Thievery has a chance of Winning?

Water Crystal: Nah. But I'll Disqualify them on the sly...

Jiru: Jeez, who's left?

Water Crystal: Team ChocoRage and, "Light Warriors".

Jiru: They're basically on the same side!

Water Crystal: Explain.

Jiru: I mean, If Team ChocoRage wins, They'll just Join back up with Team, "Light Warriors" Anyway! But if Team, "Light Warriors" Wins, It'll be the same thing, but turned around!

Water Crystal: Meh, I just felt like Disqualifying people for a good enough reason.

Jiru: Well this sucks. HEY DOWN THERE! RACE IS OFF!

Everyone, "Down there": WHAT?

Black Mage: I mean, everyone made a HUGE deal about this race, and it turns out into a little excuse like this?

Water Crystal: Why do I feel like I've used that word against somebody before? And why does my side hurt?

Jiru: Because that Mage guy Punched You.

Water Crystal: Really? I didn't notice.

Black Mage: DARN IT!

Jiru: DELILAH! THE RACE IS OFF!

Delilah: Really? Well the Shoes'll be outside.

Red: Yoink!

Everyone else: WHAT?

Red: Refreshed game with less codes! It rocks. Go 99 Agility!

Black Mage: Lady! where are those shoes?

Delilah: Right here.

Black Mage: Huh.

Delilah: Those kids got fake shoes.

Black Mage: (Faints from relief)

Gale: Mind if we have those? Light Warrior stuff and all.

Delilah: Not a problem.

They get the shoes and get warped outside.

Gale: Glad that's over...

Kuro: (Tell me 'bout it.)

Nero: So we get to stay as the Light Warriors?

Alf and Feather: Yay!

After they got back on track...

Nero: What do these shoes do anyway?

1337: Mak-

Nero: OTHER than Makes you Light Warriors.

Jiru: They allow access into Goldor's Mansion!

Black Mage: So we got all carried up in this mess just to go to some Mansion?

Jiru: The Earth Crystal is in there.

Black Mage: Oh, that changes everything. (Runs off)

BAM! They kick open the mansion's Doors.

Voice: No I don't got any Belongings. Other than my like, 27 Treasure Chests... The Earth Crystal... And- Yeah I got Belongings.

Gale: (Muffled Voice) Check again.

Voice: Well, Make that NO Treasure Chests...

Alf: It's Been awhile since you've done that.

Gale: Yeah...

Voice: Dang it, you RUINED IT!

Hyne's Voice: Told ya'. they're ruin-ers.

Voice: Huh... I guess you di-

Black Mage: Hello.

Gold Knight: AH! Don't do that to me! And how'd you get here?

Black Mage: Uh... Legit Agility?

Gold Knight: Don't be ridiculous! Only Thieves have that.

Nero: Uhh, hey. Mr. Golden Dude? Can we get that Crystal behind you?

Goldor: It's Goldor, and No.

Druid: CURSED ARROW TO THE BACK OF THE FACE!

Their, "Scholar Smarts" Kick in again and it Shattered the Earth Crystal.

Gale: What is this? A Villain Reunion?

Goldor: Uhh... EXIT TO THE FACE!

Druid: I taught him that one.

Black Mage: Well that sucks. What now?

Nero: Fly our Airship in 40 circles until we find a good place?

Black Mage: Meh, What the heck.

A couple Minutes Later...

Prince: Hey Dad! Look! What is that? A bird?

King: No, it's just a couple idiots flying around in circles on an Airship.

Prince: Oh. Can we Blow them up?

King: Meh, What the Heck.

BOOM!

Black Mage: Well that sucked even more. What now?

Kuro: (Beat up that King?)

Kin: (They can't understand us...)

Kuro: (Sucks, Doesn't it?)

Fist: (Hold on, I'm good at acting stuff.)

Fist does random things that's supposed to mean, "Beat up the King."

Nero: Beat up the King? Black Mage, Can We?

Black Mage: Meh, What the heck.

Nero and Kuro: Cool!