I went 2 da library and lookd at da school yerbooks, i found da one whar my mom wuz n then i started lookin 4 a gurl called "britney", wen i found out stuf about her i was horriblay discusted, in ALL the pictures she was wearing pink clothes, n she was blond and tan. She was also in gryffindor (I hate them!) and she was a cheerleeder.
"it was ok that she got tortured!1" i thoght 2 myself.
Den Lanius came in da library "I folowedd you" he said den he stopd and looked at me disgustedly "why are you looking at piicturs of an ugly bitch?"
"she is Zac's mom" I answered "dat idiot is the one who has been menaceing me"
"OMFG" screamed Lanius angrily
"I know, rite?" I said raisin an eyebrow "he says my parents toruted dis bitch so much that she went crazy and had to go to St. Mangoes, but by seeing da picturas i think she deserved it"
"We should plan a revenge agenst Zac" sed Lanius "Also hes attemps at writing gofthic letters hav failed because hes bloody riting sucked"
We laugfed and made a plan.
It was midnite, Lanius and i were pretending to b asleep n den we woke up silently so da other guys wud not hear us, we put on our clothes and make-up. Lanius put on ripped ledder pants, combat boots and an panic at da disco t-shirt, his hair was all spiky. I put on baggy pants, vans, a paramore tshirt and i made my hair all kind of in an emo hairdo. We were both wearing black eyeliner, white foundation, black eyeshadow and blak lipstcik.
"You look so hot" I said smiling, he blushed even though you couldnt see it coz he was wearing foundation "you do too".
Anyway we took our brooms and flew outside, we went near the Gryffindor rooms. Lanius stopped flying "I think this is it" he said, I lookd inside, Zac was sleeping there, he had a Lady Gaga bed cover.
We drew on his faec (his face said "I suk", lol) then we went outisde with our brooms agen n I made a spel so he wud have nitemares, he started to cry in dreems and saying "no, no, plz, no". Lanius then started shooting bats (theres a spel 4 dat) at him, Zac woke up and he was al scared, bats were suroundin him and bitin him, he was crying and started shouting "STOP, STOP, WHO IS DOIN DIS?", then we maed his bed levitate and throw him out and then his bed fell over him lol. The other Gryffindor idiots woke up and we flew away laughing because we are sadists. Wen we got to our room again we had cex in my cofin and then we fell asleep.