Yes! I am continuing this story because you guys want it SO badly! Fun! Randomness! Why am I using exclamation points! Seriously! Make me stop!

Yes, I have a lot of inspiration. I am getting these up fast. I have a very special guest in this chapter.

Many bunches of hugs and not quite ripe enough blueberries to:

Luigified531

Luigi the Time Lord

Inspired Girl (FFWS, or Future Fantasy Writer's Sister)

Random Dawn 14

Luigisgirlfriend

Hawkholly

Dah (even if this is a crazy fic!)

Most of them all in one night! Thank you!

This will probably be a never-ending story of short stories. But anyways, read on!

"URGHHHHHHH!"

Bowser screamed as he tried to get the last of the chocolate syrup into his milk.

"COME ON! I WANT CHOCOLATE MILK! NOW COME OUT!"

Ludwig came through a doorway and saw his father.

"COME ON, LUDWIG! Help me squeeze it out! URGHFFF! THE CHOCOLATE WON'T COME OUT!"

Silence.

"Daddy, you're disgusting. What kind of humor is that?"

Ludwig went back into the hallways of Bowser Castle.

Bowser growled and continued working at the syrup. Suddenly, he worked it too hard and the syrup container exploded, leaving the last of the chocolate on his face.

Iggy was walking past the kitchen door when he caught a glimpse of Bowser's face.

"Tisk tisk, Bowser. Tisk tisk."

He continued past the doorway. Bowser was mad at himself, so he decided to go for a walk. A long walk. In fact, it was such a long walk, he decided he wouldn't go for a walk.

"Now what do I do? Saturday morning, and I'm bored out of my mind!"

And so Bowser decided to go for a walk anyway.

He was so deep in thought that he walked much longer than he planned. He walked right up to Peach's Castle without even noticing. He opened the door, and saw Toadsworth sitting on the couch watching Twilight.

However, Toadsworth noticed Bowser, and embarrassed, he flicked off the TV.

"You didn't see anything!" threatened Toadsworth.

Bowser nodded.

"Only if I watch it too," he said.

Toadsworth agreed, and so they stayed up so late watching the same disk over and over, they missed the new episode of, "Chuck Norris: Alligator Hunting".

"NO! We missed it!" screamed Toadsworth, pounding on the couch pillows because he didn't see a reality show.

"It's okay!" said Bowser. "Did you record it?"

Toadsworth smiled.

"I did! Why, you're brilliant, Bowser!"

Toadsworth pressed a few buttons on the remote, but then became angry again.

"Someone stole the DVR!" he cried.

"NOOO!11!11!1" screamed Bowser.

Peach walked walked through the room shaking her head.

"Who could have stole it..." said Toadsworth.

Suddenly, there was a noise from the castle door. Bowser and Toadsworth ran up to it, only to see someone running out of the castle with a DVR in his hands.

"Oh, Bowser and Toadsworth! I'll just be taking this!" said the figure.

"Give that back! Show yourself!" said Bowser.

"Oh, fine." said the figure.

The person turned around, and it was none other than...

"RYAN SEACREST?" exclaimed Bowser and Toadsworth.

"Oh, yeah! This guy's got to see the new episode of 'Chuck Norris: Alligator Hunting'! I missed it, too!"

Ryan made his way out of the castle gate. Still stunned, Bowser and Toadsworth ran after him. Suddenly, Toadsworth had an idea.

"Hey, you people who are reading this! Go on Youtube and type in Yakety Sax and listen to that while reading this!"

"Shut up, Toadsworth! That song is way too cliche in chasing montages!"

They chased him down a few blocks, and into the Wal-Mart parking space.

"You'll not get away with this, Mr. Seacrest!" said Toadsworth.

They chased him into the Wal-Mart and to... the video game aisle?

Toadsworth and Bowser looked around at boxes that had them on the cover?

Ryan knew that they would stop to look at them.

"Hey! I don't look like that!" said Toadsworth, pointing at one game.

"Oh no! He got away!" exclaimed Bowser, already half-way down the aisle.

The three of them skidded down the hallway.

They eventually caught up to Ryan, who was leaning on a book shelf, panting.

"Why don't we just watch it together?" asked Ryan.

"Good idea!" said Toadsworth, and they went to the TV aisle and plugged in the DVR. The screen flashed, but then they saw Chuck Norris on the screen.

"Hey, mates! Today we're gonna go get this here gator!" Chuck talked with an artificial Australian accent, and Bowser, Toadsworth, and Ryan were unaware of the fact that the producers had staged it. In fact, the whole show was staged.

But who cares? It's reality TV!

This was a little short.

Please give me ideas in a review! What shows/commercials/things/people do you want Mario characters to make fun of? I'd love to hear ideas! And, I REALLY need them.

This will be updated whenever I feel like updating, not just on Friday like my other stories. But...

Darn, I'm having trouble of thinking of a way to end this chapter. Oh well!

I'll just have to to end it like this!