Author's Note: This chapter was intended to be a filler... But I added some stuff to it that made it not Filler-y. Me so good with describing words. And now the Disclaimer.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Final Fantasy III. I only own Black Mage, Viking, Geomancer, Nero, Kuro, Fist, The 4 Thieves, The Old Guys and the Onion Kids. luigi400000 owns Alf, Gale, Feather, and Kin. No Stealing, K? (I forgot to put it last chapter! I ALWAYS say that!)

POW!

King: Ow!

Black Mage: Don't blow us up ever again.

King: It was his idea!

Prince: Are you gonna hurt me?

Black Mage: Maybe.

SLAP!

Prince: Ow!

Black Mage: Let's go.

Nero: That was awesome!... What now?

Gale: Might as well look around the towns.

Inside North-east Salonia...

Gale: Anyone here?

Black Mage: There's people everywhere!

Gale: I meant important people!

Black Mage: Ah. Wait... Isn't this the Place where-

Voice: Yes.

Black Mage: Ah, Always knowing what I'm gonna say...

Viking: You know me so well, Bro.

Alf Gale and Nero: WHAT?

Geomancer: (Gasp!) Mr. Magey's here? Yay!

Nero: Mr. Magey?

Black Mage: That was my nickname while growing up...

Gale: He's your brother too?

Black Mage: Yup.

Alf: Got names?

Black Mage: Just like me, Got one, but not sayin'.

Nero: Darnit, they're all the no-face classes!

Kuro: (Figures.)

Fist: (You don't have a face either.)

Kuro: (Uh...)

Viking: Still didn't change class, I see.

Black Mage: You know I'm the only one who actually GETS an upgrade, right?

Viking: Yeah, but you've been like that since we were kids!

Black Mage: You too.

Viking: Yeah... Hey, I was just trying to make a point OK?

Black Mage: Still got that huge Axe?

Viking: Huuuugh! (Pulls it out) Sure do!

Alf: So what can you do?

Geomancer: Me? I can use what environment we're in as a weapon.

Alf: Cool!

Geomancer: For example, if we're on a boat, I can make a huge-Giant wave!

Alf: Awesome!

Gale: I know this is off subject, but what are your ages?

Black Mage: This is Final Fantasy. No one has an exact age. Just what age they look like.

Viking: Just tell 'em!

Black Mage: Okay, Okay, The Kid over there is the smallest one, I'm the Middle aged one, And This guy's the Oldest.

Viking: That's me!

Nero: Wait...

Black Mage: What?

Nero: Did you mean them when we were in Amur's Armor Shop?

Black Mage: Yeah.

Viking: So where you livin'?

Black Mage: Dorga's Village.

Viking: Really? Well me and him are stayin' here for the moment.

Geomancer: So what were YOU doin' all this time Mr. Magey?

Black Mage: Being a Light Warrior...

Geomancer: Cool! Is it fun?

Black Mage: (Looks behind him)

Alf Gale and Nero Wave quickly with smiles on their faces.

Black Mage: Mostly.

Viking: Get a hold of the Meteor yet?

Black Mage: Oh MORE than Got a hold of it.

Geomancer: Whatta' ya' mean?

Black Mage: I blew up a hole in the Giant tree in the Living Forest.

Viking: That huge thing? Dang, Man!

Black Mage: Yeah... Heh.

Geomancer: Where'd your friends go?

Black Mage: Argh, did they leave?

Viking: Couple minutes ago actually.

Black Mage: They do that a lot.

Geomancer: Well that's not nice.

Black Mage: Eh, might as well stay here until they finished doing whatever.

Alf, Nero, and Gale go inside a house and sit at a round table.

Alf: Why did we come here anyway?

Gale: I have no idea.

Nero: Well now that we're here, maybe we can try to find out more about our classes?

Gale: Meh, what the heck. Why we're you gonna' be a Thief anyway? I want to know more about that.

Nero: Oh, that? Heheh.

BAM!

Geomancer: You Lied! You said you were gonna' "stay here"!

Black Mage: Yeah... I just wanna get outta' here!

Gale: Why did you Kick the door down? A Simple Knock would have done fine.

Black Mage: We leave, now.

Alf: To where? Our Airship blew up.

Scholar: We can fix that!

Black Mage: Psst. (You're not supposed to show up 'till we beat the boss!)

Scholar: Sorry! My Bad! (Leaves)

Nero: Well now what?

Chocobo Talk! Yay!

Kuro: ...Did anyone just see that Prince kid run by freaking out?

Kin: No, Why?

Feather: He looks like he needs to spread the news about something bad that happened at the Castle.

Kuro: How do you know?

Feather Points to the top of the Castle. There's a Giant Black Thunder Cloud above the Castle.

Kin: That sounds about right.

Kuro: Why did he just run into the Bar?

Feather: Isn't that one of those places where mean people hang out?

Fist: Dude, That was pretty stupid of him.

Kuro: I mean, sure, something bad happened. But the first place he runs into is a BAR.

Kin: Video game logic these days...

Kuro: Hey! I was supposed to say that!

Chocobo Talk over. Aww.

After the Light Warriors Finally went into the Bar due to the Chocobo's hinting them to go there...

Black Mage: I still have no idea what this is gonna d- Oh.

Prince: Help me!

Black Mage: Oh, Okay.

Bar Guy: What makes you so Calm-ZzZZzz...

Black Mage: Come on.

Prince: Yay!

Nero: Wasn't he the kid that blew up our Airship?

Black Mage: Oh yeah.

SLAP!

Prince: Ow!

Black Mage: Now, what were you gonna' tell us?

Prince: Daddy got cursed by this guy that kept throwing cursed things at his Face and-

Alf: Oh, That guy? We beat him before!

Prince: ...And threw a book that said Exit on it at my Face.

Nero: Yup. That's definitely the dude.

Black Mage: Do you still have that Exit book?

Prince: No...

Black Mage: (Dangit...)

Nero: What's your name, little dude?

Prince: Allus.

Alf: Let's go save the King!

At the Castle...

Guard: The King's cursed, help.

Black Mage: You're the most helpful guy in the world.

Guard: Why does everyone tell me that?

Black Mage: ...Can you... Open the gate, Maybe?

Guard: Good plan. (Everyone tells me that too...)

Inside the Castle...

Other Guard: The King's cursed, help.

Black Mage: Are you related to that other guy?

Other Guard: Why does everyone say that to me?

Black Mage: Oh, Brother...

Geomancer: You Called?

Black Mage: No...

Geomancer: Okay! (Leaves)

Druid: Why are you here again?

Nero: To beat you up!

Druid: This is Final Fantasy. The Evil guys themselves never fight, They just summon some ridiculously powerful monster, and when it dies the Evil Guy randomly dies too.

Black Mage: I know, right?

Druid: You know what I'm gonna do now right?

Allus: Throw something at my face? (Quickly Hides behind Black Mage)

Druid: Hey, can you move?

Black Mage: Sure.

Allus: Huh?

Druid: Silence Book to the Face!

BAM!

Allus: (Random muffling)

Druid: Much better. RIDICULOUSLY POWERFUL MONSTER TO THE FACE!

Nero: Come on, let's beat this guy like we did everyone else!

Gale: By doing something stupid that ensures our victory?

Nero: Precisely!