We woke up and went to have brakefast, we were drinking blood wen McGoggle came in the great hall and said "students, I need to tel u somthin importent"
"Maybe she needs to tel us shes got a new pair of goggles" said Blood Rose, we laughfed.
"One of our studentss has been ataked, he has serius injuries and he is in St. Mangos right now" said McGoggle worriedly "His name is Zac and we are very worried about it"
The goffs chuckled, the Hipsters and Scene kids looked al worried.
"Shuddup!11" shouted McGoggle angrily, "if da students who did it dnt confess, we'll have to take measures, like no ones evar going 2 hogsmeade again". Da Hipsters n Scene kids stated 2 complain 'cause they wanted to go to their non-mainstrem n electropop shit conserts, us goffs laughfed again, but then McGoggle said... "also we will not allow anymore black clothing" we started to protest, it was so unfair!1 what were we supposd to wear? Pink? All da goffs started slitting their rists in protest. McGoggle just looked at us evilly and I stood up valiantly, "I DID IT COZ HES DESERVED IT" I yelled, Lanius looked at me in a worried way, I told him with my eyes that he shouldn't say a thing 'cause he was going to be punished. Everyone gasped, and then the goffs cheered 'cause they thought I did a realy awesome thing with that prep coz he had a nervous breakdown and stuff, and also they were going to be able to keep useing blak cloves.
"SHUDDUP EVERYONE" shouted McGoggle angrily,then she pointed at me with her olde finger "u cum to my office!", "well fine" i sed defiantly.
Anyway I went to her office and we sat at her desk ,"Im gonna really punish you" she mumbled, "its not fair" I growled. "What u did to that student is unforgivable", "well he deserdvd it!11", "why do u say he deserved it?", "he was sendin me deth treats!11", "yeh, liek i beleve you". I shutted up. "Well, lets see what we can do... u wil hav to help prepfessor rumbrige decorate her office, n den u wil have to help ME, and everythin will b pink, u r not allowd 2 wear blak 4 da next 2 weeks n u wil not b alowed 2 go to hogsmead 4 da next 2 weeks". I cried teers of blood, it was 2 much 4 me, I just wanted 2 go n hav Lanius console me sexily.
Wen I went out of da office Lanius was thear, "we didnt u let me confess 2?" he said, "i didnt want u to b punished" I said cutely, "ur too sweet my dead heart" (get it? Instead of sweetheart) "whats ur punishment?" i told him about them and he gasped "im gona help u out with all dat shit n then theyl regret punishing u!11", den he smiled and we frenched.