Hi everyone!
This chapter shall be dedicated to Hawkholly for the great idea!
And for Mr. L's girlfriend, I put your request in here too...
This chapter's kind of a crossover between the Nickelodion show iCarly and Mario.
Trebek gives thanks to:
Elemental Queen: Yes, random humor is by FAR the best humor. Thanks!
Future Fantasy Writer: Yes, random humor is by FAR the most fun humor to write.
Lemmy Koopa Is Awesome (yes, you do deserve your name capitalized): Whenever you have Chuck Norris in a parody, it makes it that much more awesome!
Hawkholly: Thanks for the suggestion! Now you're going to smile as you read this chapter!
Pandamonium: Yeah, anon people can review. So... to all those people who don't have accounts, you can still review! Just hit the button down there! Anyway, yes... RANDOMNESS4EVAR!
Luigisgirlfriend: You are random. In fact, so random, your idea is in the story!
FFWS or Inspired Girl: Actually, I think I'm the one who's inspired now... by your idea... next chapter, though! P.S. Don't worry. I don't completely support it. Daisy's will always be better. I do know about the temper tantrum thing, and I doubted if it was a good idea to put it up in case you looked at it.
Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly or Nickelodion or the Mario or the World of Warcraft or Call of Duty or Poptarts.
No, I'm just kidding. I was not sued, but I've heard of some people on here who have been.
And on with the story...
It was a nice winter day in New York City, and George Lopez was going to the beach.
Actually, he wasn't, it's just that George Lopez reminds me of Waluigi (that's a lie), who was actually not walking through New York City, but through the Mushroom Kingdom.
Suddenly, Waluigi exploded and Luigi appeared in his place with no explanation at all. So Luigi kept on walking until he reached Mario's house.
"Hey, Mario!" said Luigi, walking in the door.
Mario looked up from the dishes he was doing.
"Hi, Luigi."
"Mario, you got a letter from Princess Peach!"
"Hmm?"
"Want me to read it?" asked Luigi.
"Can I?"
"No, we're doing a Paper Mario and you don't know how."
"Yes I can!"
"Just go along with it so Nintendo gets money!"
"They don't even pay us enough!"
Luigi unfolded the letter:
Dear Mario,
It would be nice if you would come see me in the castle.
I'm sorry if you are getting tired of these stupid letters and you know that when you get to the castle, I'll be gone 'cause Bowser took me, but we're in a video game and the producers need to think of a new plot. Yeah, thanks Shigeru!
Please don't forget the rabid sloth again like last time.
Sincerely,
This name is a registered trademark of Nintendo and will not be permitted in this story.
"Oh yeah, I always forget the rabid sloth! I gotta go!" said Mario.
"Me too!" said Luigi.
And so they went on the long, boring journey that I am too lazy to write, but of course you all know that I only said that to break the fourth wall.
"Hi, Mario!" Peach smiled as he saw the two plumbers walk up to her, but of course only says hi to Mario because Luigi isn't a person to her. In fact, Peach has honestly never realized why there was always some random green guy who always followed Mario around. Was he some kind of obnoxious hobo?
"I brought you a package of Justin Bieber hate posters!" said Mario, handing her a large box.
"Thanks, Mario!" she exclaimed as she opened the box and started digging around.
Suddenly, Luigi started doing the moon-walk.
"No, Luigi! Remember, press the X button to go forward!"
Luigi nodded, but accidentally hit the U button which doesn't exist.
"Oh no!" said Luigi. Suddenly, there was a paradox. Never mess with paradoxes. Then everything went black, excuse me for my horrible attempt for suspense.
Mario and Luigi woke up, and everything seemed to be fine. Peach was lying on the ground next to them, but she was different.
What did the paradox do to her?
Mario gazed at the new princess, now completely different...
IT WAS LADY GAGA!
No it wasn't, because Hawkholly would be mad that I didn't follow her request.
IT WAS MIRANDA COSGROVE!
Mario and Luigi, unknowing of the pop star, stared at her confused.
"Where am I?" asked Miranda. "I was on the iCarly set, and then..."
"Who are you?" said Mario.
"I wonder where Peach is, then...?" thought Luigi.
"Miranda! We're doing the next scene! Are you there?" a camera guy asked. The girl looked so familiar; but she wasn't Miranda. She was wearing a pink dress, and had blonde hair.
"Hey! You guys!" said the camera guy. Everyone else on set looked over. "It's Princess Peach! From the Mario games!"
A teenaged boy and girl walked up to her.
"Come on, Miranda!" said a boy with hair that looked like it was slicked back with bacon grease.
The girl with curly blonde hair agreed. "Nathan's right. It's time for the next scene!"
Suddenly, a random tall guy with black hair and a weird voice came over.
"Ooh! She's pretty!"
The guy snatched Peach by the dress and ran out of the filming studio.
"Come on, Jerry!" said the bacon grease boy.
Jerry cackled to himself. Suddenly, Mario and Luigi appeared out of nowhere and started chasing Jerry.
A weird chubby short guy who was on the set yelled at Mario and Luigi.
"Gibby wants to come! GIBBY!"
He started running, but he tripped over a wire and ended up on a bedspread with warm milk.
Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi were starting to pant after running through the endless streets of California.
Suddenly, they saw Jerry take out some kind of breakfast pastry from his pocket. Jerry turned around and giggled as he snarfed down a Pop-Tart.
"Orangey flavored!"
Suddenly, the Greatest Freak Out Ever kid popped up out of nowhere and stole the Pop-Tart. Jerry watched in sheer horror as he ripped it apart.
"THIS IS FREAKING STUPID!" he screamed. Then he disappeared to the messed up World of Warcraft.
Jerry was stunned, but he didn't give up on Peach. He turned around a corner and yelled someone's name for help.
Suddenly, a giant rapper fell out of the sky and onto the corner, blocking Mario and Luigi from going further.
"Dis is Cee-Lo Green territory! Get off before I do something really violent to you because this fanfiction is rated K+!"
Luigi screamed in terror, but then turned into Donkey Kong who turned into Bowser. Bowser roared and fried Cee-Lo with his flame breath. Then, Bowser flickered and turned back into Luigi.
"Yay!" said Luigi. "But where's his cat? Hawkholly requested a cat! NOOOOOOO!"
"We're sorry, Hawkholly," said Mario, who gazed directly at her through the screen which doesn't exist because this is writing.
Jerry looked back at Mario and Luigi, who were catching up, but it was too late. Mario and Luigi grabbed him by the hoodie and tackled him. Suddenly, a cat appeared.
"Hey look, Mario! It's Cee-Lo Greens's cat!"
Luigi picked up the cat and chucked it at Jerry. Before the cat could touch him, it turned into a Pokeball and bounced harmlessly off Jerry's face.
"I'm not going down without a fight!" exclaimed Jerry.
From the ground, they all heard a beeping noise... it sounded like... a bomb?
Yes, it actually turned out that the Pokeball was just a bomb that looked like a Pokeball. It blew up in Jerry's face, and he collapsed on the ground.
"Thank you, Mario! You saved me!" Peach gave Mario that overused happy expression.
Miranda wandered around the Mushroom Kingdom, completely confused.
"Where am I? I've gotta shoot my show!"
Legend has it, in the iCarly movie known as "iGo To Japan", the person playing Carly in the episode just isn't the same...
She seemed a bit too blonde...
I think I'm gonna be arrested for breaking the wall that many times. Forgive me if I got some of the things wrong, because I'm not really the Cee-Lo Green or iCarly expert.
And also, I'm not always gonna use your requests because I prefer to think of them on my own. The chapters just seem more natural. I'll use them every few chapters. But it's always fine if it's a small thing, like the Poptarts.
Thanks for reading this!