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Ok three cheers for emily! yay! I survived my first day at a public school! Ok anywho back to the story - A big thank-you to 3daygirl for her idea in this story! And for other ideas that I am getting in don't worry I will be using a lot of them in future chapters and yes I will reconize you all! I love all of the ideas so much so please keep 'em comin'!

Disclaimer: I'm getting sick of just writing these.

Chapter 13

You Can't Be Serious!

BPOV

One minute Emmett was laughing and then the next minute he was in the fire. Yes in the fire. Alice had thrown him in the fire! Well, I guess it's a good thing vampires can't burn. Emmett was just sitting there looking amused while Alice was trying to find her clothes in the roaring fire.

"Give it up sis, they are outa here!" Emmett said standing out of the fire and trying to get his clothes to stop burning.

I started giggling at the funny sight.

"Nooooo!" Alice moaned burying her face in her hands.

"It's ok Alice, you can always buy new," I said trying to comfort her while everybody else was laughing.

"YOU!" She yelled at me jumping up.

I stepped back into Edward's arms shocked at her outburst.

"What?!" I whimpered.

"You let them do this! You were supposed to be on my side!" She yelled pointing her finger at me.

"It's not my fault!" I wailed. "Blame your husband! He put me to sleep!"

"Jasper Whitlock Hale," Alice growled as Jasper cowered into a corner.

"Sweetheart-" He started to say but was cut off by Alice.

"Don't you dare sweetheart me!" She screamed making him cower in the corner. "You can forget about doing anything with me for the next few days," She snarled.

"But.. I...I" Jasper sputtered shocked at what she was doing to him.

"No and that's final," She hissed glaring at him.

"Alice don't do this please!" He pleaded while she was still glaring at him.

"I already did," She said shortly before stomping off upstairs.

"Did you get it?" Emmett whispered.

"Excuse me?" I said confused at what he was talking about.

"Every single thing!" Rosalie whispered back coming holding a video camera.

"You video taped it?" Edward asked his jaw dropping.

"Every single thing!" Rosalie repeated grinning.

"What's the point?" I asked curious.

"You'll see in about another 50 years or so Bella," Jasper said sighing.

Just then Alice came down the stairs wearing Jasper's shirt and a pair of Rosalie's sweats that she had rolled up muliple times because of her height.

"I'm wearing these until I can go to Wal-mart and buy a stupid shirt and sweatpants to wear for the next to days," She growled grabbing her keys and heading outside.

"It's going to be a long two days," Edward sighed holding my hand and walking outside following Alice.

"Oh yeah," I agreed.

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Yes I know it's like my shortest chapter yet. Shoot me. I wasn't planning on updating until at least Friday. So be happy with what you got P. Anyways even if you hate my guts for making it so short please drop me a review or something. I don't care if you wanna yell at me and tell me to hurry up just anything would be nice! Oh and ideas please! I need 'em!