Author's Note: No Author's note. Surprised?
Everyone: ...
Gale: Well?
Nero: Well what? We need to do something stupid that ensures our victory!
Black Mage: I think the problem is what stupid thing do we do.
Nero: Ah, that's right...
More Silence...
Druid: Well?
Alf: WAIT! We're thinking!
Even more silence...
Nero: You know what?
Nero threw the Gear at the ridiculously powerful monster.
Druid: That better not have killed him.
Black Mage: You know that good 'ol Author of ours!
It dies.
Druid: Well THAT'S JUST... ARGH! This is getting RIDICULOUS!
Water Crystal: I said the Same exact words!
Druid: Whatever. EXIT TO MY FACE!
WHAM! He leaves.
Alf: He's weird.
Gale: Yup.
Allus: What about my Dad?
Black Mage: What ABOUT him?
Allus: Didn't you read the script for this chapter?
Black Mage: No, Gimmie that.
Black Mage quickly scrolls through it.
Black Mage: Ooooooohhhhhhh. That's why.
Allus: So what now?
Nero: (Pats him on the back) Just assume he's dead and let's move on, Little dude!
Allus: (Sniff)
Viking: So what goes on here?
Black Mage: We just did something stupid to ensure our victory.
Viking: Ah.
Black Mage: So what's with you?
Viking: Meh, just wanted to see what you were doin'.
Gale: So what do we do now?
Water Crystal: Just because you probably wont ever find out, you gotta' go to Dorga's House.
Alf: Where's that?
Water Crystal: Got a map?
Black Mage Opens the map.
Water Crystal: Let's see, it's riiiiight... He-
Black Mage: WAR-
Water Crystal: OH NO YOU DON'T!
Black Mage: Fine.
Nero: We really gonna walk all the way there?
Black Mage: Nah. WARP!
Water Crystal: ARGH!
Druid: Why'd you let him do that?
Water Crystal: How'd you get here?
Druid I used Exit. The Exit is just over there, about 18 seconds away. But seriously why'd you let him do that? That's cheating.
Water Crystal: He snuck that one when I wasn't ready... I knew he was gonna do it that first time...
Druid: You'd be cool if you were evil.
Water Crystal: I know.
And now with the Light Warriors...
Nero: Haha! You got him GOOD, Dude!
Black Mage: Ahh... Yeah, that was awesome.
Alf: Where are we?
Gale: Dorga's House.
Alf: Oh.
Dorga: Hello! Welcome to My house!
Black Mage: Are you gonna ask me for a key and give me one if I say no anyway?
Dorga: Oh, Heavens, No! Who the heck would do that?
Nero: Uhh... Old Dude? What are these little guys called?
Dorga: They're called Moogles.
Nero: Oh.
Dorga: No one knows what series they rightfully belong to.
Black Mage: Hey, I've been wondering about that!
Alf Gale and Nero: WHAT?
Black Mage: Outside stuff. You wouldn't know.
Dorga: So anyway, I mean think about it, They're here, And in Secret of Mana, and... so on. So it's like I said. No one knows what series they belong to.
Alf: What are we supposed to be doing anyway?
Dorga: I was supposed to bug you into taking me to the Magic Circle Cave. But I find talking about Moogles more interesting.
Black Mage: You Talk a lot.
Dorga: What's that supposed to mean?
Black Mage: It's not like what you're thinking. It's just I've noticed all your sentences are Two-Liners.
Dorga: Oh. Well I am quite Knowledgeable!
Nero: Well, Let's go!
Moogle: Kupo!
Gale: What's he doing?
Dorga: Oh, he's selling Magic that if he were to use it, it would probably destroy us all.
Gale: Ah.
Alf: Umm...
Gale: What?
Alf: He's selling Haste...
Nero: That's a, "Destroy us all" Spell?
Dorga: Why, Yes!
Everyone Looks at Black Mage.
Black Mage: Uhh... Umm... That's the... White one! Yeah! He selling the White one!
Nero: You have that one already, Dude!
Black Mage: It's not White Magic! How many times do I have to tell you?
Nero: Enough Times.
Black Mage: Ah, Whatever.
Dorga: Come on! Let's go to Magic Circle Cave!
Black Mage: No.
Dorga: Come on! Please?
Black Mage: Don't bug us into going in there, it won't work.
Dorga: It's where the Earth Crystal Is.
Black Mage: Oh! That changes everything! Let's go!
Dorga: (Sucker...)
Time Skip! oFTob
Dorga: We're here! Guess what!
Black Mage: What.
Dorga: There's no Earth Crystal!
Black Mage: Ugh... After Another one of those do everything to you caves...With being mini included...
Dorga: And Guess what! Again!
Black Mage: What.
Dorga: I'm going to Blow this place up!
Gale: Uh... Why?
Dorga: Because I don't like this place.
Black Mage: So you wanted to come here... To blow it up...
Dorga: Precisely! Now Cave go Boom! You better leave, unless you plan on going with it!
Alf: Wont you die?
Dorga: Oh... I didn't think about that... Meh I'm going to do something stupid to make me survive!
Nero: Hooray for doing Stupid stuff!
Dorga: Now after the cave is gone, Go to the Temple of Time.
Black Mage: Uh?
Dorga: Wrong Game.
Black Mage: Oh.
Dorga: And Beat the SeaKing.
Black Mage: Uh?
Dorga: Wrong Game.
Black Mage: Oh.
Dorga: Now good-bye Cave! I don't like you. Time to BOMBZ?
Insert one of those huge explosion thingies here.
Gale: Another Internet user for the list!
Black Mage: I didn't think he'd know that one...
Alf: Do you know what they're talking about?
Nero: No idea.
Dorga: Hello.
Black Mage: Oh, you made it.
Allus: What?
Alf and Gale: What?
Nero: Why is everyone saying what?
Allus: This is not supposed to happen!
Alf and Gale: How'd you get here?
Nero: Thank you.
Gale: Seriously! There's a giant current that only an Airship going 189 MPH or something can pass!
Allus: That's not important!
Gale: But I'm pretty sure everyone wants to know!
Allus: True... But anyway! This wasn't supposed to happen!
Nero: What now, Little dude?
Allus: He was supposed to Blow with the cave and everyone assumes he died and THEN He does something stupid that makes him survive!
Black Mage: I like twisting the Story. It's fun.
Allus: Just don't mess up the storyline anymore, okay?
Black Mage: (Whatever, Mr. Director...)