AN: Hey ppl I just read all da reviws which i hadnt done b4 because im pretty sensitiv about critisism because i realy put alot of myself in dis story.
I dnt understand people hu say dis is funy i meen dis is a serious storey! It is all dramatic with heroic stuf because it says stuf about us da weaker ones. if u laff about dat den u hav a wierd sence of humor. N about spelin i meen i dont kno whats rong, i mean i may hav a little mistake hear or their, but overall i think i do prety well and that im a decent writer so stop insulting me ok.
Also wtf is a crackfic? i dont smoke crak.
Heres the new chapter i hope u enjoy it:
Da next day i had to help Rumbridge and McGoggle with their offices, it was all pink and ugly like they liked it but it had a surprise which I will not mention now lol...
After dat Lanius helped me paint myself completely in... blak, after dat i went out completely naked with a blak sign that said in black "BLAK IS FREEDOM!1". Everyone was horrified and surprised, also I have a really big boy thingie. I walked around da school proudly coz even if i wasnt wearin clothes i was wearin blak coz blak is da bed, all goffs thought I looked sexy. Stupid teachers were horrified. "Put some cloves on you!1" said McGoggle "well i dont have any clothes dat r not blak" i smiled, "wel u can wear blak cloves but please cover urself" she said blushing. I took da pant off and wore blak clothes again, all goffs cheered and then instead of going 2 class we listened to some music and had a party and moshed.
At nite da surprise for McGoggle and Rumbridge unleashed, all the pink things in their offices turned blak! All da ribbons and stuff turned into bats and the things that didn't turn into blak turned to be skullz or stuff that was red blood. Red blood dripped from the ceiling. Lanius and the rest of my gotthick friends (Like Blood Rose, Lestat, Vampirella, Mareeleeno and of course Lanius but not Lachrimae coz he was a poser dat hurt my feelings) helped me with those spells and they came out parfectlay.
McGoggle and Rumbridge ran across Hogwarts hugging each other in a protective manner and crying "U DID DIS" they told me. "No i didnt n u cant prove anything anyway, u probably did something wrong". They were livid in anger but they couldn't say anything agenst me so I just went to da common room and we moshed again because we are rebels and we defeated da authority!