Hi everyone! I included everyone's ideas in this chapter. I did my best... but I had to change them a little... you'll see...

I must let you know... I am on a deadly case of writer's block, so don't be mad if it's not as good as the others. It took me a few days just to figure out the plot.

Anyway, good or bad, most of you are going to read it anyways. Tell me what you think!

There was a party at Mario's house, and everyone was invited. And it was a pretty normal party. You know, Peach doing horrible dancing, Yoshi hoarding all the food, and Wario telling bad jokes he found off the Internet but was too stupid to recognize the fact that they were inappropriate. Suddenly, Luigi shouted out:

"YOU GUYS! We're missing Wheel of Fortune!"

But no. Luigi wasn't just talking about the show. He was talking about the fact that he was a contestant on the show, and he was late.

Luigi hurried out of the house and climbed in his car. He then somehow found a way to drive from Mario World to a different dimesnion in under two minutes, and soon he was on camera. Excited for Luigi, the others who were at the party turned on the TV to watch him. It happened to be on Channel TLC. The person on the screen said something:

"This week at Carlos Bakery, we're trying to-"

Bowser stole the remote from Waluigi and flicked it onto the channel with Wheel of Fortune, where it showed Pat Sajak walking overconfidently across the stage, while Vanna was slumping on the ground with a bored expression.

"Good night everyone!" said Pat. "Our contestants are Luigi Mario, Voldemort, and Pat Sajak."

Yes. There were two Pat Sajaks. One was at a contestant podium, and the other was hosting the show. He has a twin. But whenever people ask Pat about it, he starts crying and tells them, "YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY FATHER!" and then he runs away.

But it's a good thing no one asked him about it tonight.

"Okay," says Pat. "It's time for a quick start-up game. The category is person."

Letters start quickly filling in the screen. No one ended up guessing the word before it was completely full. It turned out to be "Bowser".

Pat notices no one guessed.

"May I ask why no one had an idea?"

"Huh? I didn't know we were playing," said Luigi, who stopped fumbling with his trousers.

"I'm too cool to guess," said Voldemort.

"I didn't feel secure guessing," said the Contestant Pat, who buried his face in his suit. "My counselor says I didn't have to!"

"Well then," said Host Pat, evening out his word cards on the podium. "Why don't we go again? The category is- oh, I'm sorry, we have to go to a commercial."

Suddenly, Pat has a face spasm, but the video is cut out.

One commercial break later...

Pat is talking about something with Vanna.

"No, I'm just worried it's contaminated." The cameras pick up what Pat is explaining to her, and apparently neither are aware the commercial break is over.

"The toothpaste?" asks Vanna.

"I'm afraid it's too late," says Pat. "But perhaps we can stop the bacteria if- oh, we're back! I'm sorry! I didn't realize!"

Pat walks over back to his podium and clears his throat nervously.

"Ehm- okay, the category is 'species'."

Luigi goes first. He spins the wheel, and he lands on 600.

"Is there a G?" he asks.

"Yes, there is," says Pat. Vanna taps the screen, and a G pops up.

Luigi spins again.

"O?" he asks.

"Two O's, yes."

"Can I buy a vowel?"

Pat scratches his nose.

"No, you can't."

"What-"

"I said you can't. I don't feel like it. Voldemort, it is your turn."

"I would like to solve the puzzle, if you please," says Voldemort.

"Go ahead."

"Is the puzzle, 'Voldemort'?"

Pat scrunches up his face.

"I'm sorry, but I don't see how that's possible," he says.

"Dang flabbit," says Voldemort, making a gesture with his arm.

The game went on like this unitl only one letter remained. It looked like this:

Goom*a

It was Pat the contestant's turn.

"Is there a B?" he asks.

"No, I'm sorry," says Pat.

"What?"

"I'm sorry, that's incorrect." Pat keeps his solid expression. "Luigi, it's your turn."

"Is it a B?" he asks.

"I already said, that's incorrect."

"But B! For Goomba!"

"No." Pat shakes his head. "Voldemort, it is your turn."

"Is it a Z?" he asks.

"Correct! You solved the puzzle!"

Voldemort cheers for himself, but Pat the contestant and Luigi sit scratching their heads.

"That doesn't make any sense!" says Luigi. "Goomza? That's not a species!"

"It is if you believe," says Pat.

Luigi and Contestant Pat grumble to themselves.

"Hey!" says Luigi after a while. "Pat, what's that thing sticking out of your pocket?"

Pat tries to hide the thing sticking out. "Nothing, nothing at all."

"No... Pat... tell the truth... are you in possession of... a... BLUE BANANA! Where did you find this BLUE BANANA! They're cursed! Admit it!"

"WHAT? Of course not!"

"No," says Luigi. He grabs the BLUE BANANA! sticking out of Pat's pocket. "Oh, you THINK this is FUNNY? Bringing an offensive item like THAT to a GAME SHOW? You could be ARRESTED!"

"No! It's just... I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

"You sicken me," says Luigi. "What are you gonna tell me next? You bring it in the BATHROOM?"

The crowd gasped. Two police men came in and handcuffed Pat Sajak.

"NOOO! What does the author of this story have with game show hosts?"

Pat is hauled off the stage. Who will be the host now?

The other Pat.

"Hey, Pat Number Two, why don't you become the host?" asks Voldemort.

"Oh," says Pat Two. "I'm not actually Pat's twin. No, he died several years ago. I'm Alex Trebek in a Pat Sajak costume!" Pat/Alex pulls down a zipper to reveal that he really is Alex Trebek in a Pat Sajak costume.

"Why were you in a Pat Sajak costume?" asks Luigi.

"Because, I had to get away from Princess Peach."

Peach runs on the stage and finds Alex.

"ALEX! I love you! Do you still love me? Are things good between us? Can we make them good? TELL ME!"

"NO! Sorry, boys, I've gotta get out of here." Pat and Peach run off the stage.

"Well," says Voldemort. "I hate to break it to you, but I'm actually Ron Weasly in a Voldemort costume." He pulls down his zipper. "See?"

"Then who am I?" asks Luigi.

"You're no one," says Ron.

"What?"

Ron pulls down Luigi's zipper to reveal no one, and the costume falls to the floor.

"Darn, this probably wouldn't have all happened without the BLUE BANANA! in the way. Gee, thanks a lot for the review, Pandamonium!" says Ron.

Pandamonium: It was a good idea!

Marshmallow452: I'm sorry to interrupt. Pandamonium, don't feel bad, Ron's just mad because he was related to Pat Sajak.

Pandamonium: What?

Marshmallow452: Next scene, please!

All the Mario characters at the party gaped at the TV.

"Well, that was odd," says Wario. "Wait, Luigi actually turned out to be no one? After all these years?"

"Yeah," says Mario. "It says in the last chapter that he's not really a person, right?"

Everyone nods in agreement. Suddenly, there is a loud knocking at the door.

"Please let me in!" says the voice on the other side.

A Goomba answers the door to reveal the star of The Hunger Games, who is currently acting in character.

"Bread! Please! I want bread!" sobs Katniss.

"We don't have any bread!" says the Goomba.

"BREAD!"

"SHUT UP! WE DON'T HAVE ANY!"

"BREAD!"

"GET OUT OF HERE YOU *censored*"

"Wait, you're not Peeta!"

"No durfhh."

"Peeta's supposed to answer the door! Whoops, sorry, wrong dimension."

The Goomba slams the door.

"I swear, someone should make a FanFiction of this," says the Goomba.

"They already have!" says Bowser, who is looking at the computer.

"BOWSER! DON'T LOOK AT THAT! IT CAN CAUSE PARADOXES!"

But it was too late. Bowser had read the whole chapter before I even finished typing it. However, this is completely impossible. So what's the result? PARADOX!

"NOOOOOOO!"

Marshmallow452: Just think about it, readers. It would be kind of like those overlapping story/jokes.

Suddenly, Larry the Cable Guy walked out from the kitchen. "I will take you to safety before the paradox strikes! But only if Marshmallow promises never to put a paradox in another chapter AGAIN! He's used it twice now!

Marshmallow: Fine. But I couldn't think of another way to describe what would happen!

"Okay, good. Now everyone, in the refrigerator! Now!"

Everyone at the party stumbled into the kitchen.

Marshmallow452: Not so fast! You're not getting away that easily!

"Oh yeah? We're escaping right now!" says Larry.

Marshmallow452: I'm not letting that happen!

"You know what? I'm in control of this FanFiction now!" bellowed Larry. "You know what? We're going to call you Turf! Just for fun!"

Turf: Um, it's not like you can just come to my house and stop me. Besides, I'm typing this at, like, five in the morning. So, go away. *Zaps Larry with a cool looking electricity rod* Now, Bowser, what have we learned today?

Bowser *sigh*: Never break the Fourth Wall by reading stories about yourself that break the Fourth Wall.

Me: Good.

Bowser: Hey, why are we in script format?

Me: I don't know.

Bowser: GET HIM!

Mario: Yeah!

And so, everyone started pelting me with toasters that they just happened to be carrying around. I think this chapter can go without an author's note. You know, I think you've all had enough of me being in this story, right?

Ron: You guys! Look, it's a chapstick vending machine!

The crowd hurries out of the house like a stampede.

Marshmallow: Hmm. Looks like they're all gone. But anyways, don't get mad, PLEASE, if this chapter wasn't what you thought. It's kind of hard to get everyone's ideas in here! In fact, next chapter, I might not even use anyone's. But still give me ideas! I can use them in the chapter after the next!